I wish I was a ninja. It's the simple things, really.

Plow 7of9 (jeri Ryan) in her full skin tight "regeneration suit"

...sexual defilement of executives from a certain network.

Rob, do you understand the difference between a studio and a network?

I want that life-size gundam.

Going for the simple and obvious.
I wish Firefly hadn't been cancelled.
I wish it had live to a ripe old age like Buffy and that it was consistently awesome.

Easy as pie. I would wish to have my very own Transformer army and take over the world. dont worry with no cybertron the bots aint comming ^+^ that'll show congress about a stimulus bill

If I had one nerdy wish it would be to bring back Shogun Warriors at the original MSRP so kids these days could appreciate them alongside their fathers while they binked each other in the head with spring-loaded fists from across the room.

Tony Stark-like inventive prowess. It would be so nice for a career and tooling around in a bad ass powered armor.

...My nerdiest wish would be to have a magical TV Tuner card attached to a PC with a 100TB hard drive array and a Blu-Ray burner with unlimited recordable BRDs. What would make this system so magically special is that the Tuner card would not only be able to receive TV signals from any channel in any format at any time since TV signals have been first broadcast, but it would be able to tune in channels from parallel universes where our favorite shows were never canceled, and I can watch *and* download all those programs for posterity and historical research.

...Imagine being able to watch all of the coverage of the Kennedy Assassination from start to finish, and then have a copy to share with those also interested in contrasting and comparing how the three networks and even the BBC handled the tragedy? Or, for a more happy note, the coverage of Apoolo 8 and/or Apollo 11, especially the BBC's coverage which doesn't exist anymore save for a few short segments? Or all those lost episodes of Til Death Do Us Part, Doctor Who or Dad's Army?

...And then there's all those shows that got canceled that we watched in the past. Wouldn't it be fun to see how they would have turned out if they'd been allowed to continue? Imagine another five or ten seasons of I Dream of Jeannie, Star Trek, or even a post-divorce I Love Lucy? The sheer amount of new entertainment is only limited by the number of parallel universes that actually developed TV!!

I want a giant functional robot. 'Tis the simpe thing in life... :)

Simple.

I wish that I could somehow afford a full 10,000 point Elysian Drop Troop force for Warhammer 40k.
The full setup from the Taros Campaign, with all the air assets and Imperial Naval assets they had at their disposal.

We were wishing for nerdy things right?

Why does everyone (well, most everyone) go for "giant robots" when after wishes? Really. Big ones are hard to hide.

I'd want something more sensible. A Cyclone Cycle from the Robotech series. Speed, firepower, armor, and I can hid it in my garage or basement in between crime/enforced darwinism sprees.

And then I could tell the Harley fuckers to fuck off. My motorcycle murders theirs.

I wish I was the man who created Skynet.

simple, its the same wish i have had since i was a little boy, a full on romero/ walking dead zombie appocalypse

I would like a full Ghostbusters replica costume, including the jumpsuit, proton pack, and trap.

But it wouldn't end there.

I'd like the four original actors, Bill, Dan, Harold, and Ernie to take me around the streets of New York in the Ecto-1 (of course they'd also be decked out in their GB costumes), ending up with a tour of the GB firehouse where Annie Potts, Rick Moranis, and Sigourney Weaver would also be hanging out.

I just want to be a Ghostbuster.

That's my wish.

I wish that I got final say on all Hollywood scripts concerning geek culture. I would have rewitten Transformers. And Transformers II would have actually had a script instead of just storyboards of explosions and Megan Fox. Yes, there have been some great movies that would have been spoiled for me since I would have known what would happen, but that's a grenade I'm willing to fall on for all my fellow geeks.

Slave Leia Need I say more.

I would wish that my college experience went exactly how The Revenge of the Nerds played out. But instead of a gay speech at the end, the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E) beamed me up. Upon realizing what was happening, I'd notice that Marta, the orion slave girl, Droxine, Deanna Troi, Uhura, T'pol and Seven of Nine were waiting to seduce me into a love orgy. Then after I was spent I'd wish them farewell, and to come back anytime. Then as a personal favor to me, I'd ask them to seduce Yellow Flower Boy as well, because Megan Fox isn't good enough.

The ability to have any superpower I want at any time. Like a Dial H for Hero but I can choose what I can do and when.

I mean I could do and have anything I would want.

I wish my one true love were real. I was one year old when Star Wars came out. Out of all the wonderful things in that movie,the one thing that caught and has held my heart for all these years is the ever-loving Millenium Falcon. As a kid I was interested in NASA until about the age of ten...I just KNEW in my heart that one day Corellian Stock-Light Freighters would be a reality and by god I needed to know how to pilot one. I finally gave up when I realized that the lame-ass Space Shuttle was as good as it was gonna get. To this day though,deep down in my heart,I wish I could just walk out my back door,see the Falcon waiting for me,and just hop in and leave the earth behind....until it broke down and I died in the cold depths of space. I dont care if it is a piece of junk...I still want one!

i wish i was Marty McFly.

A single nerd wish, hmm? I would have to wish for a Robot Master suit of armor for myself. Not one of the really lame ones, like Bubble Man or Wood Man (Though the latter would give me a hell of a pick up line), but an awesome one like Metal Man or Snake Man.

That, or have any car near Michael Bay turn into a robot and start peeing on him. That would be good too.

I wish I knew where my Han Solo blaster from Empire Strikes back was. I loved that thing.

That’s simple

a pony

with a lightsaber on it's head

that could fly

and had a Megan Fox love ray built into it's eyes

and had soft orange fur

that looked like the paint job to the General Lee.

also it was a robot

that dispensed soft served ice cream from it's nose.

I wish that I had the Midas Touch to make anything into my nerd hobby loves. Make shitty movie G.I. Joes into vintage '80 toys. Dick Tracy toys that LOOK like the actors in the movie. Turn my wife into Slave Leia or Megan Fox. I mean how cool would that be. (Don't tell my wife about that last one. Thanks.)

I've often fantasied about going back in time and buying all kinds of toys (Kenner Star Wars, Mego) and other rare thing, and sell them in the present day for loads of cash. Of course, I'd keep some set aside for myself to enjoy. The big score would be newsstand-fresh copies of Action Comics #1.

I want a damn lightsaber!

I wish I could give Megan Fox a yellow rose without being humiliated.

Oh, wait.

No really, I would wish that I could win a nerdy t-shirt on a nerdy website that holds nerdy competitions. Now to think of it, that's what I wish for every time there is a penny and fountain around.

I'll say it knowing I'll be the only one to feel this way, 'cause damn it, it's what I'dsay if the Nerd Fairy visited me:

I'd bring back the Sigma 6 toys.

if i could have one wish it would be that kenner had released the fourth fabled wave of the superpowers along with the never produced darksiede tower. and the line would include the fabled rumored man bat catwoman and swamp thing and solomon grundy figures

I wish they made a live action Sailor Moon movie that didn't suck.

I'd want to be given the whole Super-Soldier treatment, complete with a flying shield made of whatever the hell Cap's is made from and a black sidekick who talks to birds.

This is one is easy. But it requires a bit of set-up.

Two years ago my friends were going to start watching David Lynch's Twin Peaks on DVD. I vaguely remember the show being a big sensation when I was much younger. But, I was never allowed to watch it when it was originally airing because it was on after my bedtime. But, being an adult now, I scoffed at bedtimes and now could enjoy this television show through the power of technology.

Had I known what was going to be unleashed on me I would have never begun watching to begin with. What I beheld in Twin Peaks, was the single funniest, scariest, most entertaining show ever to be broadcast. Having watched it I realized that we wouldn't have shows like Lost, X-files, and countless others were it not for Twin Peaks.

The main mystery of "Who killed Laura Palmer?" was solved half way through the second season. It was a satisfying and emotional conclusion. The show continued and picked up a new storyline that took the supernatural slant on the show and ramped it up leading up to the most soul-crushingly awesome cliffhanger in history of serialized storytelling. And it made the show EVEN MORE awesome! However, most of America didn't feel the same way. The ratings suffered and ABC didn't renew the show. David Lynch in typical Lynchian fashion felt jilted and refused to let anyone know what he had planned in the third season.

But! A movie was going to be made! Surely this would be the answer! Surely this would tie up all the remaining plot threads! Wrong. What was released was a quasi-prequel with scenes that could or could not be construed as conclusions to certain dangling storylines.

For the sake of clarity, imagine if Lost was canceled after the episode where that light started to shine from inside the hatch. That's maybe the closest I can come to helping someone understand what Twin Peaks fans have had to live with for 19 years. And I have for 2.

So, for my one nerdy wish, I wish that David Lynch would make Twin Peaks season 3 and give us die-hard Twin Peaks fans some relief. Heck I don't even need a tv show. I would be happy with a comic book, a movie, a webseries, David Lynch's Pre-Production notes! Something! Anything! PLEASE!

Probably more humble than most but here it is:
An original, G-1, N.R.F.B, Megatron
I realize I could probably ebay it but I can't afford that (no job at the moment)

Years ago my mom and I waited outside Toys 'R' Us every day for a week, but when we found 'Megatron' it was some crappy knock-off that didn't even turn into a gun. :(

Just one? I think I would wish that I would have gotten to meet DeForest Kelley before he died. Growing up watching Star Trek reruns, Bones was always my favorite character on TOS and every article ever written about him talks about what a wonderful, sweet person he was. I've met many Star Trek actors but I don't think my nerdy life will ever be complete since I will never get to meet him.

I'd wish for a never-empty toy box. One that was always magically filled with whatever toy you were just thinking of... even toys that don't exist.

I wish I could finish my Silver Centurion Ironman armor made entirely out of soda cans. I thought of this when I was eight, collected alot of soda cans in a garbage bag, knew October was 3 months away...never started it. I'm not sure if I lost confidence or it was plain ridiculous to design a costume, with paint and everything, made entirely of cans, because at eight yrs old, I thought thats all it took, and the ONLY way to create Iron Man. I wish I had the ABSOLUTE BEST KNOWLEDGE, to create the Silver Centurion Ironman made of only soda cans, and make it mobile and smooth, no rough edges, and just plain perfect.

I wish someone would make Torgo's Executive Powder from Bender's Big Score a reality ASAP.

I wish I lived in the Marvel Universe.

Seriously though, imagine waking up in the morning to Iron Man buzzing past your window. As you head to your car, you wave to Spider-Man webswinging by. After getting caught in a traffic jam because of a Hulk/Juggernaut standoff, you finally make it to work, only to find Dr. Doom holding your boss hostage...at least, until the Fantastic Four show up. And just imagine bigger events, like Galactus or Apocalypse...

I would wish for the powers of the Xman Forge, so that I could make so many nerd dreams come true, giant robots, functional lightsabers, my own space station, you name it, I could build it.

I wish...

That I hadn't broken the G1 Starscream action figure I got by a fluke as a child. That's what happens when you give a three year old an action figure that turns into something else, but requires adult assistance to transform *properly*.

My nerdy wish?
Gary Gygax coming back from the dead...
As a zombie...
who starts the zombie apocalypse...
by eating fox executives first...
because they're dicking over the brilliant series that had the brains to cast him as himself in a magnificent "what if?" episode.

I'd wish for some BBC intern to stumble across backup copies of the missing early Doctor Who episodes that had been wiped by a moronic executive in order to make room in the vaults for new stuff. The second part to my wish would be for the series to get new season box sets with tons of extras and that I won a contest ensuring me free copies of all of them.

Me to live as Max Sterling!

Think about it, bestest veretech pilot EVER. You get to marry a hot green haired alien who burns the coffee pot and rocks in bed (I always figured she must). Fly your veretech more. Have a daughter that - in spite of being a bit ditsy rocks in her own right... that is my wish.
Now, no godamn t-shirts. Make It Happen!

Or for a runner up wish - just make a damn good 9 part live action Robotech movie series. 3 movies per generation. No gadamn BAY! The last thing I want to see is a Zentradi pissing on and drowning micronians (you know he's do it).

I have no doubt that you have enough supporters in the community that, hould you truly wish to do so, skull f@cking Fox Execs wouldn't be an issue. MY wish would be that your ejaculate reshape their brain chemistry in such a way that they actually make good programming choices.

For sonic to recover from the tragic accident that left him mentally disabled, *sigh* its so sad to see him now. just shouting yeah! all the time, running around in circles as fast as his little retarded heart can go. HE CANT EVEN EAT HIS OWN DAMN CHILIDOGS ANYMORE

*sob, sob sob*

There ar many things that i want that most nerds share with me.

to have comic book representatives in hollywood to oversee comicbook adaptations for movies.

green lantern or sinestro corps power ring

the ability to go back in time to erase the existence of the Matrix sequels thus keeping The Matrix alone in all its glory.

But the one I feel to be my most magnificent dream is to have the Doctor from Doctor Who show up at my house to take me away on adventures. Now i know what your thinking. Willroy, that is quite possibly the gayest wish ever. he only ever takes young girls or fag-hags with him. are you a pretty little girl or even a fag-hag? Well no goddammit! not anymore! And shame on you for not thinking that it would be the sweetest gig ever to go around all of time and space. Plus after he gained my trust he would then introduce me to his fake/clone daughter daughter of his and we would then procede to fuck all over the universe making little time-lord/human babies so as too ensure the sperior race's population everywhere and everywhen. sorry that came off a little racist towards the end there, but point remains the same. to go kick alien asses all across space and time.

and if that is just too imposible then i would just want to have an electric screwdriver, MUTHA FUCKAS!!!

Jedi powers, but none of the dark side consequence bullshit. Someone driving slowly in the left lane? Force push their sorry ass off the road.

Willroy,

Your wish fails because electric screwdrivers are about fifteen bucks at walmart. Doctor Who has a sonic screwdriver.

I wish I could use the Jedi Mind Trick and that it was guaranteed to work on everyone, not just the weak minded.

Just think how powerful that one simple ability could be. I would walk into the Fox TV Network, wave my hand and say, "I am the new head of this network, you will all do as I say" and it would happen.

I would sign Futurama to a long term contract and would bring the original cast in, complete with raises for all. I would bring back Firefly, and Sarah Connor Chronicles. I would only hire "A class" directors and talent for future comic book based movies. X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2 would make the Dark Knight look like an amateur film by comparison.

I would even work with Paramount to develop a brand new kickass Star Trek TV show, because we've gone far too long without one.

Then, at the Oscar after party for Wolverine 2's record setting 15 oscar wins (including best picture), I would walk up to both Michael Bay and Stephen Sommers, wave my hand and say "Go fuck yourself until you die".

I'd go on to do a great many other things too, but this post is long enough already. All I'll say is this, it would become a new age of enlightenment as far as geek entertainment is concerned.

I wish I could catch all the pokemon.

I wish they would produce a high quality, well written live action Batman series for cable like Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica, True Blood, etc. That way, we could have all kinds of villains, delve deep into the characters, and not have to wait 3-4 years for 2-1/2 hours of Batman.

I want a spaceship powered by a bistromathic drive and with a jump drive as well, that is capable of self repair, and has enough firepower to reduce several galaxies to their base atomic structures.

I wish for ..
A national Danish institution that translate foreign comic titles by demand of 1000 of nerds or more and sell them on a reasonable price, print on demand or online, or let publishers print them, without the cost of translation. Why ? because life is to short for me to learn French, Japanese, Spanish and Italian and danish kids needs to know other American superheroes than Spiderman.
That and Fox gets nationalized next time they cancels a show prematurely, dammit let that go for any network that do that, I miss "Aliens in America" and "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip"

If Belldandy was the one granting my wish...
That she would be my girlfriend forever!

I wish I had more time to enjoy and do the nerdy and geeky things out there.

Back to basics here...
I would wish for a lightsaber.
My one caveat, I could choose and change the color at will. (sometimes you feel green, sometimes purple, and sometimes a naughty red)
A real honest to god laser sword.
Those sounds...cauterized wounds...welded metal...
Now I know that within hours I would lose a hand or testicle or worse, but goddamn it, was there anything cooler when you were a kid?
I didn't think so.

The Genie in this post is my wish.f

The Genie in this post is my wish.

I know you'll all probably laugh at me for this, but I don't care.

I wish for Kagami Hiiragi, from the anime Lucky Star.

Not for perverted reasons, either. I fell in love with Kagami because of the way she desperately tries to be the normal one among her freak-show friends, and because of how sad and lonely she is underneath.

Kagami is a perfectionist, always having to be the best at everything. She also has a massive inferiority complex, and is secretly terrified of being separated from her friends, no matter how much they may get on her nerves (which is frequently). She dreams of finding a person who will understand her, and see through the sometimes harsh and sarcastic front she puts up.

In short, I fell for Kagami because I completely relate to her character. Every action she takes seems true to me, and thus she feels more "real" than any anime character I've ever seen. I totally understand her, and to me that's better than any number of girls throwing themselves at me.

So, mock me if you will, Topless Robot readers. I'm fully aware that it's sad and pathetic to be in love with an anime character, particularly from a series as light and silly as Lucky Star. Maybe I just need a healthier outlet for my geekery, or maybe I just need to get a life.

It doesn't matter. My One Nerdiest Wish is for Kagami Hiiragi, because for whatever messed-up reason, despite all my flaws, and despite my small, lonely, pathetic life... I think she would understand me, too.

- BHS

I wish for the good old TV-Shows to be in HDTV available.
Robocop from 1988, Dino Riders. Other such oldies that are close to impossible to obtain nowadays . .
Failing that, a bit morbid, but i want my burial to be something special. Burn me up, churn me into fine ashen powder. put me into the liquid that is running through the liquid cooling system of a really nice computer. hook up some nice lights. window kit. seal it all in a block of transparent aluminium. hook it up to solar and wind power so it can and will work occassionally. Put all of this into a really nice looking black shiney monolith of a tombstone, maybe a certain Group of Gargoyles to protect it all . . Now i just need a fitting inscription . .

I want to ride into Mordor with a light saber and a gravity gun on a Netherwing Dragon, with Albert Wesker by my side and Jack of Blades in my heart.

Having Olivia Munn over for a nice, quiet, naked(!) night of counting her freckles "OCD STYLE BABY" (which means 50 or 60 times to make sure the count is right), all the while my wife slathers us down in chocolate cream silk pie while I'm wearing her famous french maid outfit! It's a small wish really... small.

OK, I wish Tom Baker was the new doctor. How nerdy is that?

@ OM concerning the device that would enable a television viewer to choose from any broadcast ever at their convenience:
That breaks out of the nerd bubble into the realm of sheer genius.

I wish Corky on "Life Goes On" didn't have Down's Syndrome, but Tourette's instead.

This is a tough contest. There are so many regrets I have towards the mistreatment of my loves in life. What I wouldn't give to see Alien vs Predator, or even the post Aliens sequels done justice. Likewise, Terminator post T2, or Harry Potter post Chamber of Secrets, or a Transformers and GIJOE that don't suck so bad they makes my retinas bleed. Oh Soundwave, you never deserved such treatment. Oh god, and the horrors of the video games to movie translations: Dead or Alive, Street Fighter, Mario Brothers, Double Dragon, Blood Rayne (think anything by Uwe Bowell)... I'd have been content with at least a Silent Hill token level of fan appreciation for all my game to movie translations.

I'm afraid my one wish has to go to a more selfish cause than those. I'd like nothing more than to have the original cast of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Vegas) remain after season 7. I love Laurence Fishburn, but losing Gary Durden, William Peterson, and even to a much lesser extent Jorja Fox did irrepairable damage to the series. The quality of season 9 was just... It was a mess. The magic the series had was thanks to phenominal writing and casting. This series was the cast, and without them, the series is just as mediocore as its spin offs (which have phenominal leads but no supporting cast worth their weight in dead hamsters for the lead to make magic with). Yeah, so there we go. CSI with the same cast for as long as the writers could keep the show awesome. This is the ONLY TV show I can stomach and actually love from this decade. To see it go the route it did between the course of 2 seasons is like watching a good friend die.

One night with Jessica Rabbit....

NO questions asked.....

My own TARDIS staffed by Nathan Fillion, Bruce Campbell, Adam Baldwin, and L from "Death Note." Together we fight evil with a combination of Sonic Screwdriver ingenuity, Vera, boomsticks, chainsaw arms, improbably accurate deductive reasoning, and kung fu.

I wish I'm a Konohagakure Ninja that can time travel using Doc Brown's DeLorean. I would use this privilege to buy boxes and boxes of Optimus Prime from 1984 and Action Comics #1 from 1939.

i wish for the pin-up girl in the image you used to come alive and help me make our own real life friday fan fiction......for everyday of the week until my hips broke and i died from all the snu-snu.

To skull fuck the exec(s) at fox that keep trying to fuck over the voice tallent on beloved cartoons so he gets an extra bonus. For the record 2nd time fox has f-over Sagal.

Guy that said slave leia should get a shirt too.

The first thing that popped into my head was that I would like to "motorboat" the rack of the 3-boobed Martian chick from "Total Recall".

My wish?

That Spock was real and that he would be mine. ::sigh:: :)

Fulfill my fantasy involving green skinned women. Curse you DC/Marvel/Star Trek.

Note: Star Treks latest Green lady fell short for me. Thoughts?

I want to use the TRON digitizer to enter all of my childhood favorite cartoons and kill all of the goofy, dumbass, pseudo role-models.

THEN we kill all of the stupid, goofy sidekicks.

THEN, and ONLY then, we have that long awaited smurfette, daphne, velma, Josie and the pussycats orgy before screwing my way across the female cartoon world.

What can I say? Puberty came early, and you DID ask...

In no particular order, I want to:
fuck Kaylee from Firefly,
fuck Officer Dualla from Battlestar Galactica,
fuck Leeloo from The Fifth Element (preferably before she wears that ghastly orange get-up),
fuck that chick who was in that best cosplay cleavage list a while back who had the fantastic gajongas,
make passionate, sweet love to Shoko Nakagawa,
and watch Astrid Farnsworth from Fringe fuck another chick, because the actress is a lesbian in real life. Respect.

OH...and maybe get a girlfriend (any girl will do).

In no particular order, I want to:
fuck Kaylee from Firefly,
fuck Officer Dualla from Battlestar Galactica,
fuck Leeloo from The Fifth Element (preferably before she wears that ghastly orange get-up),
fuck that chick who was in that best cosplay cleavage list a while back who had the fantastic gajongas,
make passionate, sweet love to Shoko Nakagawa,
and watch Astrid Farnsworth from Fringe fuck another chick, because the actress is a lesbian in real life. Respect.

OH...and maybe get a girlfriend (any girl will do).

This is simple.

I would wish for two movie projects to be done perfectly, following the book almost word-for-word.

The first? "I Am Legend" No CGI monsters. No borked ending. No other living people. No stunt casting.

The second? "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"

I love Blade Runner, but it's not the book. It's quite far from the book, and I think it's about time someone shot a version of Dick's novel that includes all the subtext and questions about religion, sexuality, morality, and humanity. Something that does seek to dazzle with action, but focuses on the deeper story.

Why? Because for some reason, when scifi goes to film, it almost always loses the depth and intelligence, and becomes an action flick. For once I'd like to see a scifi film based on Dick's work that is as cerebral as his writing, without gimmicks, car chases, explosions, or long gun battle scenes.

I want American scifi to show its brains for once.

Double post. Sorry.

That I'd be put in charge of the whole Transformers franchise. The whole thing. Mine to do with as I please. New movies, comics, toylines, all the way I want it.

And female employess all dressed like fembots.

To command the Flight of The Navigator ship and jump through time and pick up chicks and hang out with the eyeball guy...Compliance!

You know, many times in my life, I actually wished that life were more like a Bioware-ish RPG. By getting this single wish, several things would improve, but I'll list just the top 5.

1. Parking lots

Pretty much every time I go out somewhere, I forget where exactly my car was parked... But if life were an RPG, I'd probably have a sweet minimap at the top right corner of my vision all the time to guide me, showing which direction my car is.

2. Courting

Wanna talk to that cute girl over there, but don't know what to say? Don't worry, go there and do it anyway. A menu with 4-5 options (on average) will suddenly appear and then you can just choose whatever line you like best, knowing that at least one of them has to be the "right" thing to say. Courting would basically come down to a multiple choice test. Personally, I suck at talking to strangers and suck even harder at flirting (despite being quite good-looking, I'm impossibly shy), but multiple choice tests? Pretty damn good at those.

3. Trading

Any shop will buy anything. Go nuts, sell your old worn-out clothes to the gun shop owner, pocket lint to the guy in the fruit stand, old books to the hardware store. They'll buy it all, no need to put your crap on ebay or do a garage sale and have to deal with annoying costumers.

4. Remembering the groceries

Ever happened to you that you were going to do something, but then forgot what it was? And obviously you didn't write it down anywhere either because you thought you wouldn't forget it. Not anymore! Now everything goes into your quest log automatically, whether you like it or not, and doesn't leave that place until you either finish it or fail completely.

5. Preventing mistakes

Two words: save/load. As an added bonus, even when things work out perfectly, you can still load a previous file and try to fuck everything up to see what would've happened just for giggles.

To be honest my one nerdy wish would be for an Official copy of Star Wars Episode III on VHS. I sure many don't remember (or care) that when Star Wars Episode III was released for home, it was not released on VHS (or at least it wasn't in America). It's not for purpose of watching it because I do have all the movies on DVD already. I just would love for that to happen because my other 5 Star Wars VHS are lonely with out their 3rd brother.

getting to have sex with a Serra angel on a pile of Alpha Black Lotus's. (the one from the original artwork, with some Motley Crue playing in the background)

I wish that an alternative universe's collection of Star Trek (TOS) DVDs of seasons 4-7 would appear in my mail box. The collection would contain deleted scenes and commentaries from the cast, writers and directors.

I wish to be the size of a Lego minifig and live with them in Legoland where we would build all sorts of amazing things. Yes of course the other minifigs would be alive too.

@tasakeru828

You're using your "Make A Fictional Girl Real" wish on Kagami? Id use my "Make A Fictional Girl Real" wish on Haruhi Suzumiya. If being a genki tsundere high school girl voiced by Aya Hirano wasn't enough, she also happens to be GOD. If h-doujins are a credible source of information(and they are), then you can live out a lot of your fantasies by having her read, watch, or play something. Want to turn into a pretty girl? Have her read a TG doujin. Want to get real healthcare reform and prosecute the Bush administration for their war crimes? Watch The Ed Show and Countdown with Keith Olbermann with her. Want to make magic real? Introduce her to the Touhou series. Whatever it is, she can make it happen and it'll usually end with Mikuru getting Loved Tenderly by her.

This is easy:

I'd travel back in time to 1995 or 96 to the Skywalker Ranch, armed with the reviews for and copies of Star Wars Episodes I, II and III, and convince George Lucas to do the prequels entirely differently: start Episode I with Anakin at age 18 or so, remove the midichlorian thing, remove Jar Jar Binks, and just change the story almost entirely from there on out.

Oh and I'd tell him not to direct any of them, hire other screenwriters and not rely so heavily on CGI.

Fortunately I'd also be in time to stop him from releasing the Star Wars Special Editions, with the ridiculous changes like making Greedo shoot first (or at all later), and convince him to leave the original editions intact.

Oh and the collection would be remastered also.

And as an aside: I like your uses of the Gil Elvgren's pin-up genie from "At Your Serives". I love 1940-1960's pin-up art and Elvgren is one of my favorites.

Oh man, so tough... I;d go with a BSG Colonial Viper. That works, obviously.

If I got three + wishes:
a Slave Leia of my very own
more Firefly!
a Super Star Destroyer
A post-scarcity society
More Slave Leias

Well I am not sure if my post will qualify, since it is technically not a wish, but something that did indeed happen to me, though I guess it is something many nerds would dream about/wish for.

Short version: Thanks to Stargate I had sex with a hot blonde (nerdy*) Chick for over a year.

*..or geeky? I don't really understand the difference. Sorry English ESL here

Long Version:

I was nevera huge fan of said show, but found and joined an online board about the series. After I made fun of the show for some of the clichés (mostly the habit of a certain character to die and come back again) I got a pm from a girl demanding an apolgy. The conversation went something like this:

her: "Take that back or I'll kill you"
me: "Feel free to try it."
her: "Yeah? Well get over here if you dare!"
me: "ok"

Shortly after we did indeed meet and found us soon in a relationship which lasted for about a year. A more weird aspect of the story..she liked to play the stargate theme as endless loop while we were having sex. Has a result from a year long sex while listing to this music I now cant hear this theme without having to think about sex at once (biologic reaction included). I've since then stopped watching Stargate...

So in the end let me say it one more time (since I am sure that I am the first, and most likely last person to ever make this statement):

Thanks to Stargate I lost my virginity to a hot geeky blond girl with big breast who also became my girlfriend for over a year.

I have yet to read the other wishes but I doubt that that most can live up to this.

I've wanted a really epic, five-disc, KOTOR-style quality rpg-adventure game based on Doctor Who for a long time. Other than a mediocre platformer released in the 90's (I think) and an adventure/puzzle game thing I never played, the franchise has really gotten no love when it comes to games. It's easy to see why, seeing as it's chronology is so long and convoluted. You might as well try and make a game out of War and Peace.

But I think you could do something with it, and two approaches come to mind:

1)A fairly linear story that progresses through all of the current incarnations, includes some of the classic creatures and characters, and allows for some random-encounters via the TARDIS, or

2) An game patterned off of the recent fan-servicing Who comic series, The Forgotten. Think about it, Whovians: You play the Tenth Doctor, waking up amnesiac in a strange museum, and as you explore you find various exhibits, each one dedicated to one of your past incarnations. Interacting with each exhibit triggers a flashback in which you are that Doctor (with corresponding companions)in a different completely open and sandboxy world, and each one contains challenges that must be faced in order to gain the information necessary to access the next exhibit. Ooh! And what if you could perform certain actions in a past life that affect the level of another life? Oh, they should get on this. And somehow, all of the cast members, both living and dead, would do all of the voicework.

Wow. I'm going to have to go take a cold shower after that one...

I would wish to have all The Beatles alive and reunited, but I don't know if that's nerdy enough.

I wish Mystery Science Theater was still on the air, with all of the cast members from every era. I don't know how that would work, but it shouldn't be that hard to fit everyone in. They wouldn't have to worry about getting the rights to movies, because the film makers would be happy to have their movies mocked. This show was screwed over twice. It deserves to still be on t.v. Besides, my nerdy little heart yearns to have Joel and Mike riff a movie together. It would be a dream come true.

Oh great wishing star hear my plead,
please grant my wish it's what I need,
granting wishes is what you do best,
so please listen to my humble request:
a world filled with giant battle mechs,
since piloting a robot would be better than sex,
towering behemoths made from steel,
like a girl they make me squeel,
massive mechas are the cream of the cream,
a cornerstone in every man-boy's dream,
so I'll say thank you in advance,
and start my celebration dance
while you get down and bust out some tricks,
like configuring the laws of physics.

@SonicGTR:

Methinks you missed my point. I like Kagami because she's the normal one, and therefore I can relate to her. No matter how inflated my ego might get, I don't think I could find myself relating emotionally to a God.

I would wish for a Topless Robot t-shirt.

My husband's nerdiest wish is that someone would find a beautiful-condition print of the 1933 version of King Kong with the "spider pit scene" intact, and would make it widely available.

I wish I had copious amounts of ever 12" premium Clone Trooper and Storm Trooper from Sideshow Collectibles, so I could use their amazing full-articulation-action-awesomness to stage a "New School" vs. "Oldschool" battle sequence that would make Helen Keller sing and dance like she was Hugh fucking Jackman.

My wish would be.........CRAP i can't remember wait... no
how could i forget my own damn wish hold on i think it had
something to do with corn pops,100 sheep,optimums prime and
Lara croft all mixed in one wait that's my dream tv show
Lara croft and optimums prime herding 100 sheep sponsored by
corn puffs that's the theme song wait i remember my wish
to have a nerdy blog called pantless cyborg with top 10 lists
everyday and nerd news nerdy contests where i give out shirts
cause then i'd be super cool (wink);D

I would wish that the universe really worked the way made for TV and Hollywood sci-fi says it does. Okay, I can do without sound in space, but I want piloting a spaceship to really be just like flying a plane, to be able to spend long amounts of time in microgravity without dropping dead the moment you set foot back in a gravity well and spacesuits that don't require diapers. I want shields made of energy and swords made of light, and guns that shoot glowy bolts of whatever-it-is. I want giant robot war machines that stomp grimly down the street (but pirouette gracefully in space), and flying cars that flip the bird to inertia and aerodynamics. I want to pack enough energy to travel faster than light into something no larger than a Chevy Suburban, to power time travel by harnessing black holes and to beam people from here to Andromeda without making a dent in the electricity bill. I want people to be able to slip into a suit that makes one as strong as an ox, ride a board that lets you surf the air at sonic speeds and take a pill that lets you leap tall buildings in a single bound (And yet, has no unfortunate side effects!). Mankind should be able to bend reality to their will, move objects with the mind and speak to others in their dreams. I want computers that can think, talk and enjoy life with you, and functioning humanoid robots that don't put half the planet out of work (I'll even be okay with the occasional Terminator or kill-droid).

That's my wish. It's a little thing, easily managed, don't you think?

my nerdiest wish is to win this freakin contest at least once in my life...

To be able to bang any chick I wanted, probably not nerdy but that's pretty much what every nerd, or straight dude, wants

My one nerdiest wish is for me to be at a Toyota event test driving the Hybrid AWD Supra/LF when it reveals itself as a transformer with the ability to time travel.

Toyota would try and get it back, but we'd escape and come to an agreement I get to keep him as long as we keep it on the DL where it came from.

We'd travel back in time and buy lotto tickets, and Action Comics #1, and first editions of War of the Worlds and the Time Machine. Just fufill every time travel wish.

I would make it so I still ended up in Vegas to meet my girlfriend and have our son. But shortly after the money and riches would be delivered by my transformer and we'd live happily ever after.

I would also use my new found fortune to purchase the film rights to Transformers, GI Joe, and AKIRA. Giving Transformers to Ridley Scott(ALA Alien) to make real, AKIRA to James Cameron(ALA Avatar/Abyss), and GI Joe to Spielsberg (ALA Saving Private Ryan). They would have only two rules. 1) They must adhere to source material and consult with creators on logical changes to the format. 2) Not to make any cuts because of cost, I'll find the money (AKA send back my Supra to get more Action Comics and Lotto Tickets)...

I would then have FOX purchased by me, turning FOX News into Air Amerca TV. Givng WB the money back from the Watchmen suit. Raises and long contracts for the Futurama crew and cast. Turning FX and Fox affiliates into nerd/geek/genre meccas where creators rule their own properties. Cameron, Smith, Gaiman, Moore, every creative mind would be welcome with open arms and no contracts. If a creator decides to end a show, we'll let another fill the slot.

I would also buy Rob a PS3 so he can play as the Joker in the new batman game.

My wish would be that i could go back to the late 90's and undo one major mistake i made back then.

Back in the late 90's i was involved with a woman actually i was pretty well in love with her and we were engaged.
Things were going pretty well for me at the time and a friend and i were preparing to open our own toy store.

I have been a graphic designer on and off for a long time and at the time i was pretty heavy into it and had actually contacted Toyfare Magazine about a position with them. This was potentially a dream job for me and could have lead to a lot of great things had i taken the next step and gotten the job.

I got a bit of cold feet due to my relationship and the potential for having to move to New York and stopped in my tracks.

I gave up on my potential dream job working with toys at a toy magazine and potentially being a part of some pretty big stuff like Robot Chicken and just in general having an inside line on an industry i love to this day and would adore being a part of.

I wish I could be in control of my own giant robot! Like a gundam or one of those robots from Robotech. I would also have to have a matching skin tight fitting uniform and an eyepatch for maximum badassery. and when I'm not in the robot, I'll have a motorcycle that turns into armor. throw in a bionic arm for good measure.

I wish I could turn into a raven like the character in the book I'm writing. Flying. Flying would be great.

FIREFLY: I wish it had a Star Trek: TNG show run with a similarly sized following.

Then, during the 9th season, when the well starts running a little dry (after tapping out every quality sci-fi writer in the biz), it turns into a special effects laden superhero show, where Capt. Mal gets his Green Lantern ring (from Ryan Reynolds at a Pizza Place). Jayne gets a super-sized healing factor and some ninja moves, becoming a merc with a mouth. A resurrected Wash gets his wings. Actual, working wings. (Maybe he was in "heaven," where he got his wings, and returns to the 'verse, making a true believer out of Mal for a time)

Simon gets super powered healing skills, and is pissed because that was something he was already good at. Zoe gets super strength and nigh-invulnerability. Shepherd Book returns from the dead as a badass villain of Apocalyptic talent(curse his sudden but inevitable betrayal!) River's character development takes turns that my limited creativity cannot predict or even fathom. And Inara and Kaylee get even hotter.

I'll be in my bunk.

I wish I could see into Eiichiro Oda's head.

I want space pirates. Rag tag ships made from scraps with gruff loveable crews. Serenity, Star wars, Starjammers... safety be damned.

I want the giant robot from Omega Boost, a playstation game from the late 90s.

Reason 1: It's a time machine! I could go back and shadow my past self, guiding him on the path to fame and fortune, correcting the mistakes I once made.

Reason 2: It's a giant robot! I could do cool stuff, like pick up those actresses and female athletes that have gotten a lot less young/hot since i was a kid.

Ok, this is really really sappy.

I wish I was Shizuku from Whisper of the Heart.

It has been said that Whisper of the Heart is emotional porn for women. This is true, at least partially. Many of the guys here have wished for something sex-related, and this is a girl's version. I want a love like that.

OK I got it- I would want the ability to jump into any of our favorite movies ala Last Action Hero. I could jump into Transformers, bed Megan Faox and bitch slap THE BEEF! Who would not want to fly around in an x-wing or Dekkers patrol car or Dekkers gun for that matter.

And when things aren't going so well, a nice ski vaction on Hoth! Its a fantasy right so You could jump into IronMan and take the suit for a spin during your lunch break or blast the empire or drink a brew with E.T. while the kids are at school.

Come on, I have always wanted to know if the stay-puff marshmellow man taste like real marshmellow after being lit up. Nows the chance.
Bonus- think of all the cool Zombie movies you could jump into, forget left for dead! I WIN!

I wish I could go into books a la the Jasper Fforde universe and find out the Jabberwokky's likes to enact porn when not being "read" by anyone and Marvin the robot from Hithchiker's Guide is in fact happily married to a girl named Sue with 3.1 children.
...now that I think about it, maybe most of the FF out there is being done by people who can enter books... uh oh.

Well... I would wish for... for... DAMN! I have so many possible wishes, I can't choose!

Well, I'll put them all here, so you can see the full scope of my wishes and the possible bad side effects of each.

1: Firefly(or Wonderfalls, Futurama, MST3K, etc) never got canceled, the usual for those without much bigger-picture ability.

2: Becoming an intergalactic fuckmaster. Kaylee, River, Arwen, Rose Tyler, Ripley, Kari Byron, Jessica Rabbit, Uhura, Temperance Brennan, Buffy, Nami, Ivy, you name her, I have the capability to traverse time and space to get into her pants. Seems good at first, but what happens when your doctor tells you you've got 74 different venereal diseases, including 8 known only to a species of tree only found in the Orinoco River Basin and 13 they're naming after you because they've never seen anything that looks anything like them before? What then, Poon Lord?

3: Lightsaber. I'd poke my eye out, and give myself a frontal lobotomy in the process.

4: Giant Robot. How would you learn to use it? There's no giant mech piloting academy, at least not where I live. And how could it be street-legal anyway?

5: The Force. This, however, could be great. Don't like someone? CHOKE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER! Want some poon? Mind trick time! Uh... Mainly the mind trick will be good. If it works on everyone, I mean.

6: Clockstopping. When I was younger, there was this one movie I loved, Clockstoppers. It had a watch that could stop time. I was awed by this possibility, because the potential was so great. Need to get somewhere fast? STOP TIME, MOFO! Guy threatening your friend? STOP TIME AND KICK HIM RIGHT IN THE NUTS, MOFO! Hot chick over there? STOP TIME! Have yourself a grope! Yes, I was a perverted little fuck at the time, but, I still am now.

7: Frank Zappa(or JFK, Roddenberry, Ian Curtis, Reagan, Captain America, etc.) never died. It would be chill as all hell, but... well... I can't find a downside. Zappa never died, more Zappa to be listened to. Not as nerdy as some others, but still, Frank Zappa, the Best Singer-Songwriter-Composer-Guitarist-Bandleader-all-in-one ever to walk the earth. Music nerds would rejoice. Well, they wouldn't know they had any reason to. But they inexplicably would.

8: Time Travel. Too much potential for accidental familial destruction.

9: [FEMALE CHARACTER] as a girlfriend. If we aren't right for each other, she could beat the shit out of me. Yes, I am a weakass.

10: A decent Futurama game. By Team ICO or CLover. Team Ninja would be good for the volleyball spinoff. Oooohhh, Leeela... Sorry, where am I, and why are my pants off?
Anyway...

11: More wishes. I'd be smacked upside the head for being a little shit, and get no wish.

12: A Sexbot. Yes. Fuck yes.

13: Joe Satriani/Steve Vai/Paul Gilbert(pick one) having done the Transformers theme instead. The 06 one. I'd just have him work with Stan Bush for the original theme.

14: KITT. A working, talking, fully AI Knight Industries Two Thousand.

15: Money. It's the means to previously-described ends.

I just want my Diaclone Gats Blocker and GoDaiken Tetsujin 28 toys back.

I wish I owned a fleet of real, street legal Batmobiles: the '66 Batmobile, the Keaton Batmobile, the forties and fifties comic book style Batmobiles.

Allright, my one wish would to have a house like Scrooge McDuck, complete with vault/swimming pool filled with gold to swim around in, and I would have the same ability as Scrooge McDuck to dive in and swim around in solid objects.

Except instead of being filled with gold, my vault would have female anime figures. Every quality female anime figure in existence would be inside, PVC or Resin, including the swimsuit figures, the "cast off" figures, the figures that never had any clothes to cast off in the first place, and the figures with squeezable breasts. I would then strip down nude, go over to the diving board, then dive in while shouting "Mai Waifus!".

enough f'n money to purchase a shitload of comics every month...like I used to be able to....it's one of the little things that would me ecstatic....

i'd be marty mcfly in the car with my mom, going all the way. did you see the creamy, melony goodness of those...oh, well...yeah, of course that's wrong and weird and creepy. sure...i knew that.

my wish, for realz, is space travel faster than light. i could explore other habitable planets, like in star wars. a whole galactic community of aliens, space battles, tattoine bars, one might figure all that in along the way, but my fantasies have never been quite the same since i cracked the books on einstein.

is it possible to feel claustrophobic to this one planet?

oops, not marty mcfly, calvin klein.

i've lost my marbles, officially, last post.

There was a show in the mid to late 90s called WMAC Masters. It was a strange hybrid of martial arts and professional wrestling storylines. I like to consider it the love child of Dana White and Vince McMahon. Sadly the second season ended on a cliffhanger. The Dragonstar was stolen! But the show was sadly canned. I would like to reunite the cast all these years later just so we can resolve that plot. Besides, with Power Rangers being owned by Disney and filmed in New Zealand all of those people that played the Putty Patrollers need work!

Tsunami was in league with Tracer Swedom and Warlock? SAY WHAT?! This cannot stand!

I'd like my life to play out like an anime protagonist's. Big Fucking Sword, a harem of girls that all have a crush on me and of the ability to not die no matter how violent the fight gets. It's the life.

I wish all my DVD cases were the same size and that the spine of my DVDs that are sequels of each other followed the same design style... because right now, Evil Dead (Ultimate Edition), Evil Dead 2 (Book of the Dead Edition), and Army Of Darkness (2-Disc Limited Edition) still look odd next to each other.

Now that's nerdy.

My nerdiest wish is to imbue my girlfriend with the Dr. Manhattan's powers, and have a threesome with her and herself.

to bitch slap the execs at playboy for having olivia munn in playboy but not naked. Then they'd apologize, and have a spread with her naked and making out with megan fox.

JetfiremusPrime said:

"I wish I was the man who created Skynet."

You mean the dude who gets shot by the Terminatrix in T3?
Or Miles Dyson, the guy who blew his own ass to hell in T2?

Fuck that.

I wanna BE Skynet...

No more shitty failed time travel efforts. Pesky mammals just get gassed.

Oh, and I'd have ALL the pornography then...
...Hmmm, also no hands though I guess.

Shit. Can I change mine? I blew it...

I would wish that every tabletop role-playing game company on Earth, from WOTC all the way down to the one hopeful nerd trying to sell PDFs on rpgnow.com, would get a $10 million USD loan to put together either a pilot episode for a tv series or a teaser-trailer for a movie based on some fully-owned game line or whatnot. Meaning that WOTC might do a "Planescape" movie, or Pinnacle Entertainment might get their "Weird War" series, or... well, almost anything.
I would say that the results, even factoring Sturgeon's Law into account, would spur creativity in Hollywood like nothing it had ever seen before.
I mean, seriously: If a self-help book like "He's Just Not That Into You" can get turned into a movie, then why the heck not "I Am Mongoose And So Can You"?

I'd like a peaceful, loving world with animals that came to my beck and call to help me clean whenever I broke out in a merry tune, a world with no hungry children, healthcare that works--And a death sentence by shooting range for every talentless, tasteless hack that made it on FF Friday, and those who haven't been featured yet but who have written stories deplorable enough to make it on here.

Make it public event, and donate the proceeds to proper sex education, so these fics are never seen again. I want a box seat. I want these events to have all of the fanfare of a Jonas Brothers concert. I want commemorative T-Shirts with tour dates for these things.

So I guess in a way I'm asking for world peace through death of bad fanfiction writers as my wish. Santa, make it so!

I would wish for some of the "greatest movies never made" to be made, like the Aliens 3 which was supposed to have space marines battle aliens on a futuristic earth and be written by William Gibson; the rest of the Unbreakable trilogy--once I wish away the title cards from the end of the original; oh, and Peter Jackson's Halo movie.

I wish I had an infinite amount of gold in WoW, to serve two awesome purposes. 1. Buy my characters the best gear and become the power lord of all time ever, and 2. To sell all of the gold and make an infinite amount of real life cash, which opens up to so many more possibilities including hiring ninjas to take out Michael Bay and everybody at Fox, and to replace the water in the Pacific Ocean with mixed flavors of Jell-O. Also to sink Greenland and create a new Atlantis out of its submerged ruins.

My nerdy wish, is to travel back in time and stop Phil Hartman's death.

Think about it, we would have had more Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz not to mention countless other Simpsons characters that they would have created, Zap Brannigan would have his correct voice and you know they would have created more characters in Futurama to use his voice, and maybe there would have been a live action Troy McClure movie.

Not to mention I think he would have had a stellar movie career and the last couple seasons of News Radio wouldn't have sucked. All in all, I think the world would be different, not that different, but effected in a way that we can't possibly imagine. Just tweak it a little, enough that it would make the world a much more fun place to live in.

That would be a great nerd wish. :)

To own DVD sets of the first four seasons of the Digimon anime, uncut and unedited, with original Japanese voicetrack and new English track and subtitles.

1. I wish the Tardis would land outside my house. Right now.

2. I wish to be in a group of Farscape fans chasing Bonnie Hammer.

3. I wish Robert Jordan could finish the Wheel of Time series.

Kes

I would wish for that the last season of Justice League Unlimited hadn't been a rompy Superfriends-parade and instead kept the almost-all-the-time serious tone of the earlier seasons.

This may not be a contest-winning wish that will force Toplessrobot to send me a shirt all the way to Europe, but it's a very sincere one.

I wish that our galaxy was densely populated like in Hitchhicker's, Firefly or Star Trek and I was a kickass pilot/fighter/captain. I would basically be a female love child of Captain Kirk, Bones, Ford Perfect, Zoe, Wash and Mal. I would just drink, fight, fuck my way across the galaxy while saving planets and killin' bad guys.
That is my one true nerdy dream.

A voltron lion. Any of them- not that I'm not picky, it's just that driving around town in a robot lion would just about about be the most exciting thing ever. Imagine the pride one would feel drawing up to the lights next to a Lamborghini Murciélago or similar and knowing that you are driving a robot lion. A robot lion!

It's almost too much to dream of knowing four other lion drivers that could be called upon to form a giant robot man made out of lions....

I wish for a fully functional giant robot I could ride in (Voltron, Megazord, MegasXLR, Gundam, Zoid, whichever) I would then use it to force excecutives to make great Comic, video game, and toy based movies. I'd also Resume the Godzilla Franchise, relaunch heroes from the second season and do it good, make game companies release only quality and well tested games. Then I'd take over the world and redesign England to be fully steampunk looking and I'd live there.

I wish for Tricia Helfer. Between BSG and Burn Notice, her nerd cred is stacked, along with herself, and is a crazy kind of crossroads where the apogee of sexy and nerd collide. If it turned out she was into the Jackson LOTR trilogy in its entirety with the extended footage, my head would explode.

So yeah, outside the exploding head, I'm all about the exquisite Ms. Helfer.

Richard Dean Anderson and Kevin Sorbo in a hot tub full of whipped cream.

I wish I could go back in time and attend the MST Alive shows in 1992. I'm sure the current Cinematic Titanic tour is brilliant and I'm a fan of Rifftrax as well, but nothing would beat an MST3K live performance at the peak of their CC popularity. I'd even choose this rather than attending the two conventions which I also missed (and causes much pain in my little geek heart).

My nerdiest wish is that Harmony Gold would go bankrupt so that the Macross legal trouble would end.

"Monte said:

I'll say it knowing I'll be the only one to feel this way, 'cause damn it, it's what I'dsay if the Nerd Fairy visited me:

I'd bring back the Sigma 6 toys."

I hate to down on anyones wish but are you fucking retarded?????????????????????????

sigma fucking 6????????????????

this is a horrible wish and not even nerdy just plain stupid.

This is a cruel, cruel contest. None of these fabulous things will come true, but we are all still torturing ourselves over what to choose, on the off chance that it actually matters.

To choose my wish would take lots of deliberation, and result in probably a lot of weird sexual stuff or the ability to live in fantasy worlds. To benefit all nerd kind the best wish would be to own a movie and television studio with infinite money so as to bring canceled series back and make sure nothing ever goes wrong again.

That said, that's not very entertaining to think about and is actually rather depressing. So while it's not original, this contest exists because of FOX executives and I'll be going the cathartic route by crafting the punishment they deserve.

Okay, my wish: Actually rather simple. Take all FOX executives past, present, and future responsible for the decisions that make us loathe them so. Tie them all up, and seal them in a room with David Garrett, author of the Pokemon story. Yes, I am that sadistic. Make him fully understand he may do what he pleases, and may have whatever tools he requires. The events which thusly transpire shall not be recorded in any way, as we might then feel pity for the bastards and try to put an end to it.

The executive most directly responsible for what befell Firefly shall be saved for last, and will be made to see everything that comes before. Worry not, this room will never be opened again, and David Garrett will starve to death or take his own life, whatever gets him off.

Well, I feel better.

My one wish?

My wish is for FOX and the big bad Warner Brothers to stop being the ignorant and self righteous bastards they are, settle a deal and finally, FINALLY release the beloved 1966 Adam West Batman TV series. Because Warner, if for whatever reason you read this-just because I watch Adam West in grey spandex doesn't mean that I'm not gonna spend money seeing his comptempory prance around more awkwardly in black rubber! "We feel the classic series undermines our current brand image of the caped crusader". It doesn't work like that, sheeeesh people can have fun and watch funny stuff as well as the overly serious yes?! Rant over....sorry about that! But that is my wish!

ps. I fully want a Topless Robot Tshirt at comic con!

I wish that there would be at least one really good video game based movie.

Seems simple right?

Unless its Gencom...then I want Black Cat and Mary Jane to go gay on each other, and include me in there as well. And maybe a lil of Psylocke as well.

I wish that someone will remake the shitty ''Prince of Persia the Two Thrones'' back to it's roots called ''Kindred Blades''.Here're some vids and pics of the beat version I did collect over the years.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Tristan129&view=videos

http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x40/Tantrix187/Kindred%20Blades/

If I could expand the wish, then also remake Resident Evil 4 back to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_5kwX0LZAc

Well, I hope sooner or later someone will make my wish come true, even if I have to do it.

I wish for one last Hitchhiker's book by Douglas Adams. I dunno, the ending to Mostly Harmless was just... depressing.

I would wish for infinite wishes.

Then I would wish I was a Jedi. AND a Sith. AND a time lord. And possibly Spiderman as well, but I don't want to over do it.

Hmmmm... One wish.. of anything.. oh the choices I'de have the years I'de spend tossing it in my head so I don't blow it. Gods help the genie that I find... Somehow if I don't blow it trying to wish for the perfect idea to wish for.. Because I'de end up doing it I'm sure...I'de probably wish for a select number of people (including me. Why others? Because being the only bad ass with superpowers would be boring after a while with nobody to fight or anything.) to have the mutant power of their dreams within limits. (No blowing up the world by sneezing or going about stealing other peoples powers by stabbing them in the face or something. Or the ability to grant your own wishes [ha!])Basically my wish is to turn the whole world into a comic book. Nerdy.. Yes... but you would enjoy it to much to care with your new powers!

I want the powers of The Martian Manhunter.

my wish....to just once before i die know what kissing a girl feels like

Be a Real-Life Superhero worth a damn: mind control, flight, super-strength, and invulnerability. With absolutely no catch, other than perhaps a Peter Parkeresque everyday life. Also, ninja skills.

I just wish I could watch Pokemon again. Damn you FFF!

I'd wish for 6 Christopher Nolans and 6 Warren Ellises to simultaneously work on new movies for X-Men, Transformers, Avengers, Aliens vs Predator, Terminator and last but not least, a M.A.S.K. movie. They can be 6 clones with memory implants or whatever, so long as the original Nolan and Ellis continue working on their usual stuff. That said, I'd probably settle for the two to just work on a M.A.S.K. movie, with Brian Dennehy as Miles Mayhem and Aaron Eckhart as Matt Tracker.

I want my own pet Terminator. We'd stealthily ride our Segways around town at night, ripping arms out of the sockets of any morons we caught spreading graffiti.

I wish I was a genetically enhanced werewolf hired by the BPRD and trained by Hellboy himself. He'd let me use the Big Baby and join him in kicking demon arse. When the moon was full I'd be able to go WOLF SMASH! I would hunt down Edward Cullen and after ripping open his ribcage and defecating on his twinkly skin I would present his entrails as a sacrifice to Alucard. And finally, I would threaten the executives of Fox with violent and gory deaths until they resurrected all the great shows they cancelled, and abandoned every single one of their upcoming shitty projects (coughcoughDragonballSequelcoughcough), but I'd still cannibalize six of them as revenge for murdering and skullfucking one of my favourite franchises.

No, I will not go back to the room with the bouncy walls! Noooooooooo..........

I want the version of "Star Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Menace" the George Lucas released to critical and financial acclaim...in 1977.

Obviously, a parallel universe would need to be accessed, but I'd just to see if it was anything like the Earth-1 "episode I." And so I could laugh (and possibly cry) my ass off if it turned out that the fan hatred really was mostly fueled by everyone getting their hopes up unrealistically high waiting for the prequel.

Actually, I'd want to get *two* versions...the original, and the "special edition" released in 1997 that updated the special effects——including the controversial replacement of the beloved muppet Jar-Jar Binks, voiced by Jim Henson, with a plasticey CGI actor.

One wish?

I want to be a Doll. I don't care the Dollhouse is a metaphor for the sex trade. At the end of my 5 years, instead of money, I want a diary of all the cool shit I did.

It's not gonna win me any prizes, but if I said anything else I'd be a lying bitch.

I wish that when Firefly was canceled by Fox, it was picked up by the Sci-Fi network. I wish that Sci-Fi would have taken it, loved it like it loved BSG, and let it live a long, healthy 7 glorious, beautiful seasons. Then had it end in a satisfying way in a finale written and directed by Joss Whedon.

The reason that I'm not going to wish that Fox had never canceled it, is because Fox fucking ruins everything. They would have fucked it up somehow, and I want my beautiful imaginary seasons of Firefly far, far away from that godawful network.

(If I had two wishes, the second would be that the X-Files production had stayed in Vancouver instead of coming to LA, because I have a feeling that the move to LA is what made it start turning shitty after 5 mindblowingly amazing seasons. I just had to get that out, the nerd sadness was heavy on my mind.)

I'd wish for a Rocket Raccoon monthly by D&A

I'll take a customized Defiant class starship, myself. (think Deep Space 9) Mine would come with a cloaking device, holodeck, Emergency Medical Hologram, 24th century fabrication shop, a runabout in the shuttlebay and an emotionless Data knockoff with a couple of exocomps as the only necessary crew compliment.

Benefits include nearly instantaneous worldwide travel, (getting to meet real women from anywhere should increase my chances of finding a worthwhile girlfriend) plus universal language translation, and getting to attend a simulation of Starfleet Academy via the holodeck so I can become a qualified starship commander. The rest of you can benefit from my wish as well. If any pesky world destroying asteroids, zombie apocalypses or nuclear terrorists cause a problem, I'll go Starfleet on them.

If the Muster Koach was a Transformer who also liked Rockabilly and jive dancing and was a great hair stylist, too. Too specific?

I want a fully accessorised, life sized Cloud from FFVII action figure.
It has to come with at least two switchable blades and a belt you can put materia on =^.^=
It can be a pleasure model too... I don't mind :3

A CGI television miniseries that depicts Star Trek vs Star Wars in which 7 of 9 meets and falls in love with Luke Skywalker.

Everything stated above...:)

Oh and have Olivia Munn do my bidding.

More live action Star Wars movies. Either 7, 8 and 9 or Knights of the Old Republic era.

That it was required BY LAW for every movie, tv show, documentary, or anything released on DVD, Blu-Ray, or any other media format have a commentary track by the Best Brains crew. That's right: the Rifftrax Crew and the Cinematic Titanics would reunite to give us riff commentary tracks on EVERY movie or TV show. Good? Bad? Don't care. I wanna hear Joel, Mike, Trace, Kevin, Bill, Frank, Mary Jo, and all the crew giving every movie out there a funny track.

I would double-buy EVERY SINGLE DVD I currently own if this law were to come to pass.

A legit wish, though still a pipe dream:

I wish that a Captain Marvel film was eventually produced. But I'd like it to be animated, produced by Pixar, set in its original period, and the characters to be modeled after C. C. Beck's designs. Oh, and the film should be named Captain Marvel, not Shazam.

I suspect the commercial viability of a movie like this would be pretty low, and the legal issues would be a nightmare, but it would be a true geekgasm (for this geek at least)

I wish I could have sat down with George Lucas and prevented this tragedy called clone wars from ever being written. Rather than go back and destroy peoples childhood George would have taken into account all the fans who kept his franchise alive and written a trilogy that were complete movies in their own right not just prequels, that left out the whineiness, the JarJarness, and the crappy cgi(mainly aimed at the attack of the clones cgi army that I have seen better graphics on playstation games). He would have written said movies then hired someone talented to direct them and allowed someone else to hire actors and polish the dialogue. Some actors would stay some would go. No Darth Maul dying in the first movie either he is not in it at all or he the reason Anakin is taught wrong, Obi Wan spent so much time hunting down Darth Maul that he ignored Anakins needs as a apprentice(notice no use of the word padawan).

My nerdiest wish would be for ALL of Bleach and One Piece to inexplicably be completley finished and available in English...right now. Oh how I hate waiting for translations!

As a someone who's on the cusp of becoming a librarian (really), I was going to say something really glib about sex with a goddess type actress/character from one of my favorite shows (koffKayleeFryekoff) preferably amongst the stacks at a huge library. But, it would appear that half of everyone's submissions is about boning, proving one thing. "All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex".

So, my submission? I want a Batcave. In my house. Just swing a clock out, enter the silver cabinet, reach in the aquarium (?), or slide down a pole, and you're there! Preferably the Batman: The Animated Series batcave, because I think that one was the coolest. With the huge penny and dinosaur, and assorted vehicles, etc. And, a computer that sounds like Richard Moll when it talks. Sure, it's unwieldly, and smells like wild batshit, but I'm absolutely certain Batman had a showercam up in Selena's apartment, so...yeah. I want a batcave. (Give me somewhere to put my porn)

I have always wished that chemistry classes (and all science classes in general) were more like how I imagined they would be when I was a nerdy little child. No figures, no equations, no conversion tables, just randomly mixing things together to see what they do.

What are we doing today professor?
Well, we're mixing ketchup, bat bile and nitroglycerin.
Why?
Just to see what the fuck it does!

I wish it were revealed that George Lucas had been kept in a cellar for the past decade by an impersonator whose sole goal was to ruin the Star Wars prequels. Lucas would then proceed to kick the crap out the culprit in a live televised event and make 3 of the most awesome films ever dedicated to celluloid. In an attempt to right the wrongs of the universe, all copies of the prequel trilogy would then be burned and the memory of those films wiped from existence. Fin, bitches!

I wish I had a time machine... specifically so I could study the evolution of life in both the past and future.

I wanna see dinosaurs, dammit!

My nerdiest wish already came true with the Spider-Man movies directed by Sam Raimi (yes, even the disappointing part 3). Because otherwise we'd have the Cannon Films version directed by Albert Pyun. I can only imagine how wretched that could have been.

For David X. Cohen and Joss Whedon to co-direct & co-produce a proper live-action Transformers movie.

I wish that I had a machine that could read the minds of anyone who wore a cerebro-like helmet, and would turn those thoughts into a television program. You could have your very own adventure where Chuck Norris & Optimus Prime foil Kobra's plan for world conquest, or make your own Indiana Jones movie. The nerdy applications of this sot of thing are immeasurable.

I wish I had the ability to forget what happens in a movie when I start watching it again. There are some movies that are really great because of the plot twists, but not so great once you've seen them once or twice and know what will happen.

I'd love to be able to re-live the 'holy shit' feeling of realizing Vader was Luke's father, the death and re-birth of Neo, and the line "You helped her? You weren't supposed to help her" from The Ring.

To win a TR T-shirt.

I wish Heath Ledger hadn't died. Ok, let me correct that. I wish Heath Ledger could come back for just one more day. Ok, correct that. I wish Heath Ledger could come back for one 16-week shooting schedule. To film a perfect adaptation of the Dark Knight Returns. Directed by me. Or failing that, Darren Aaronofski. He isn't allowed to see his family or anything. Maybe email his kid or something. But he can come back again to do reshoots or ADR, if necessary. And a few press junkets.

George seems to be a popular target for the wishes, but I'm taking another spin on his saga. . . .

My wish would be a one shot Time Travel trip - to arrive at the meeting at 20th Century Fox in 1975 about half an hour before Lucas got there, with my nine carefully remastered scripts. Yeah, that's right - I'd make changes to the original three as well, tweaks and touch-ups here and there to make the whole saga a unified whole.

"Wait", you say. "Nine scripts?" Yup - because the last three would be a re-worked Thrawn trilogy, adapted for movie form, capping off the most awesome sexillogy with the best non-movie stories around.

And technically it would be 13 scripts in my bag. Since I've consigned Lucas to making independent art films for the rest of his days until he dies in a car wreck in Santa Monica while racing at the tender young age of 45, someone would need to make Indiana Jones, too. Although the tweaking to those scripts would be considerably less (yeah, I'd keep Temple of Doom mostly the same).

Oh, and I wouldn't sell off Pixar when the boys down in the ILM labs started coming up with these cool animated shorts. I'd shake loose some funding and tell them "Here's a stack of cash - go to town boys!" Of course I'd have a ton of extra cash on hand, since while I'm living out the early eighties again, I'd invest VERY heavily in this little start-up company called Microsoft.

Oh, and the Star Wars Holiday Special? Yeah - I'd still make it, exactly unchanged as-is. Yeah it's shit - but it's such so-bad-it's good shit, I cant NOT make it. So I'd give it the glorious DVD release it rightfully deserves - right down to buying the rights to the commercials that aired with it and including those. "Fight the frizzies. Film at 11." indeed. . . .

I realize this isn't very exciting, regardless it is my nerd wish.

I wish Disney would give Miazaki his proper due. I realize he's well acclaimed in Japan, but come on, what Disney does with his movies (even with their new, tight contract) is pathetic. I wish they would release his movies in the states with big promotions, show them in the same theaters they do of all the crap they release on a yearly basis...

... and show them subbed, with good translations (no cleaned up crap for a 'happy' or sappy endings), or at the very least dub them with decent translations and real voice actors rather than celebrities just picked to tack their names on to the movie. Treat them well, like they deserve.

That is all.

I would, however, settle for a second season of Mononoke that was as good as the first.

(I also wish the SDCC would stay in San Diego past 2012, but I'm optimistic that that one will come true).

Outside of outright super-powers, I want an action figure of me. Moreover, I want my own toy company, specializing in laser-scanning customers to make affordable action figures of themselves. But my figure would be mass-produced, with Marvel Legends-style articulation, packaged in a crappy dollar-store blister, and sold at $5 a pop. Most of the proceeds would go to charity, but a good 10,000+ figures of me would be out there. God only knows what you bastards would do to them, but that doesn't ruin my wish...

I'd wish for everyones wish to come true.

I wish I could write the 3rd Nolan Batman film.

A harem of my favorite female celebrities and various women from high school and college I had crushes on but never had the guts to ask out - all wearing Princess Leia slave girl costumes.

Mine was going to be for chrome on linux to get support for both flash and extensions. And, before writing that down, a google search showed both were recent inclusions in the dev builds.

This is why keeping geek wishes small is good sometimes :)

This is mý nerdiest wish and yes you have full permission to judge me.
Now every nerd in a committed relationship has had this fantasy.
I want to have my wife dressed up as my one video game crush. Tifa. I know its whatever. But that's my one nerdiest wish.

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be in a Romero zombie flick. As a child I wanted to be a zombie, wandering about aimlessly, munching on the random passerby, some grotesque sack of pus and rotted flesh. But now I've come to realize that It'd be much more glorious to be that one guy that gets swarmed and devoured. Everywhere I'd go my nerdy brethren would say "Hey that's that guy what which was torn to shreds in that zombie flick." We'd share a couple laughs about my lines in the movie "NO! NO! NOT MY SPLEEN!" this would eventually lead to my being invited to a bar for a couple beers. Yeah.... That'd be nice.

Either that or to somehow have all my dead heroes inexplicably come back to life the likes of Carlin, Pryor, Hicks, Hunter Thompson, y'know just not zombified.

I wish everyone would take time to consider the consequences of their actions, really ponder the full effect.

I would there would be a Pinky and the Brain movie (traditional animation, of course).

I would want to be a shapeshifter, like Odo from Deep Space Nine. Actually, more like any of the Founders since they have full control of their shapeshifting, while Odo is still learning.

I would not need to drive or take public transportation - just shift into a bird and FLY. No need to buy clothes, just shift myself into whatever fashions I am feeling like. Mercifully, I wouldn't have to shave anymore (I hate shaving.). At times, I would take the form of other people, just to see what their lives are like (Be Grant Morrison and walk into the DC Comics offices, or be John Cena and walk into a wrestling arena). And, similar to how Odo and a humanoid woman shared an experience in the DS9 episode "A Simple Investigation," I would make love to my wife Great-Link-style.

But I would not do the Cardassian Neck Trick. NO!

I wish faster than light travel was not only possible, but economical. Starting... Now!

Damn.

I have always been something of a history geek, so i love to hijack The Doctors Tardis for my own amusement, going back in time and live moments such as the stabbing of Julius Caesar, Waterloo and offcourse the big bang, which in my book is me going back in time and collecting every major female movie stars before they broke true and bring them to my own little haram, that would actully be the size of Texas.

I would wish and hope that my internet girlfriend is not a dude

I wish I could go back in time and go see William Shatner preform at the Stratford Festival in Canada. I know it is obscure (and perhaps a little sad) but that would do it for me. Would it not be awesome to see the Great Shatner doing Shakespeare...? Well I think so and I don't give a shit what you think!!

I wish for my very own Roadblock. No, not a barrage of cop cars to block traffic for me to get wherever I was going faster. Although, that would be cool. No, classic Joe animated Roadblock to keep me from doing all the stupid shit I seem to do so very often. I get drunk, pick up one of the "last calls" and take her to the pad. Just as we're about to lay down and do the irriversible deed, Roadblock busts out of the closet, action hero style, and shouts, "I don't care if you drunk, don't fuck her if she won't fit in yo' trunk!" Thanks Roadblock! Now I know!! And that my friends is half the battle...

I wish I was actually good at WoW so that I could beat the crap out of my best friend's boyfriend's character for taking WoW too seriously and giving me the silent treatment in real life for winning a roll against him for a robe. He hasn't spoken to me in a month. I'm not allowed in his apartment. I'd camp the hell out of him.

@bgeek

Awwww.... That's so thoughtful of you.

My wish is to have control over one other human mind to make that one mind bend to my will, in short to make that mind my little bitch, and that mind is the mind of Rupert Murdoch starting as of 1990. The politicial nerd in me would love to see all those right wing assholes at Fox news get their walking papers. Then I would keep the promise to Barry Sonnenfeld to place the live action tick between the Simpsons and the X-files (oh come on you could put a test pattern there and it would sell, just look what it did for Malcolm in the middle!), The Lone Gunmen,Kitchen Confidential, and Arrested Development would have all had a much fair shake, and The simple life with Paris and Nicole would have been canceled before ever airing. Now as for Futurama, It would have outlasted the Simpsons. And as for Joss Wheadon, He can have Wednsday night all to himself, Firefly, Dollhouse, Hell a Dr Horrible series.. as long as he keeps up the awesome! AVP would have been rated R, and not a total piece of crap!, The X-men films would have been under a ton more scurtiny, Wolvereen would not have been a steaming load. Same with Daredevil, and when George Lucas showed off the first print of Star Wars Episode one to my throng, I would have made him explain, how to fix it, No Jar Jar, or we publicly explain why we will not be distributing it. That might have even saved the trilogy.

I also wish I could grow a 2nd dick so I could properly titty-fuck the chick with 3 hooters from "Total Recall".

I wish Marvel would bring back it's greatest comic of all time: Nextwave Agents of H.A.T.E.

I wish i didnt spend 400 dollars on every single season of charmed before they came out with a 200 dollar complete set shaped like the book of shadows full of pages of demons and spells from the show.

I wish that people would have worked out the DVD licensing rights when they were making TV shows made before 2000.

Think about it... we could have honest-to-goodness Season Releases of MST3K, Daria would be on DVD, The State would be on DVD with it's original music. We could even have the 1966 Batman TV show on DVD now...

Lé sigh.

I wish that I could make Anubis from Zone of the Enders and Black Getter from Getter Robo fight to the death and then use the winning robot to take over the world.

I wish that Ideon: Be Invoked would finally get a U.S release so I could watch It and be depressed.

I wish some uber-rich guy would secretly genetically engineer a giant squid with graphic imagery of a hostile alien world implanted in its' brain that would then be imperfectly teleported into an enormous urban center that would be killed upon arrival releasing a psionic shockwave that would give psychics and sensitives nightmares for miles around. Such a thing would force humanity to put aside its' petty bickering and unite against a perceived common foe from another dimension.

Really, we could use it. Science would advance, the world would know unified peace, and all those fucking annoying psychics and sensitives would poop themselves.

My one nerdiest wish is that Douglas Adams' trainer at the gym he worked out at knew CPR. Adam's had suffered a massive heart attack while on a treadmill. The trainer did not know CPR, and so Adams died shortly thereafter.
Adams was eventually going to write another book in the Hitchhiker's Guide series, having felt bad that in "Mostly Harmless" he (SPOILER ALERT) killed all the main characters, blew up Earth, and destroyed all alternate dimension Earths (This was all in the last chapter) to the consternation of rabid fans who have fond memories of the Hitchhiker's series and its charactersseries.
Having another author continue the series is no counselation, and is like taking a watery shit on Douglas Adam's grave.

I wish I could wear some cheesy generic superhero costume on Takeshi's Castle and be interviewed by Junji Inagawa (Guy LeDouche).

I wish for WMG to lose hold of all there copyrights (no more muted videos on youtube everyone =D)

I would want to be a shapeshifter.

Not just because that'd be cool, and I could fight crime, but because it'd be a lot easier to cosplay. Seriously, hair not long enough? There, now it is. Need to be in better shape? Booyah, no gym fees or anything. Girlfriend has a crush on Leon from Resident Evil? She'll be all over me. See someone you don't want to talk to? They'll never recognize you while you're Batman! Or, you know, some random guy they wouldn't recognize . . .

I wish for my own P.E.T, Along with a custom Net Navi.

Now, for this to be truly fun, P.E.T'S would need to be a common thing, like cell phones.

The NET would have to be constructed in the way it is in Mega Man Battle Network.

Viruses would have to be constructed to battle.

Also, roller Blades would be aloud in any building, in any situation, even in when transferred yourself into the internet!

my wish is very simple yet uber nerdy. i just want to hang out with optimus prime. the real optimus prime, as portrayed in the 80s cartoon series--the most badass goodguy ever. after watching the abominable revenge of the fallen, i revisited Transformers: The Movie, and season one of The Transformers. Prime's balance between balls and social awareness is nothing short of genius. i wish he was my dad.

i wish i had the Millennium Falcon with a crew of Optimus Prime, bossk, Madmartigan, and randy marsh. adventures ensue.

I see a lot of sexual wishes... I see a lot of wishes for fictional technology or the reviving of long dead series...

But my wish will come true, and I will take the future in my own hands to make it so.

One day, I will stand on the same stage as Eiichiro Oda (creator of One Piece) and Yasuhiro Nightow (Trigun and Gungrave) and have my series compared to theirs, even if it is still called inferior...

Simply to stand by those men and not be laughed off the stage... to be called 'equal' by those lords of graphic art...

I will have this wish, I vow this, Topless Robot. Genies be cursed and devils be damned, I need not sell my soul... one day, this wish will be mine, even if I have to change the world with my own two hands.

More than 100 comments in, and the best is still the post near the top by OM. Epic comment!

My nerdiest wish isn't really nerdy, but f$%# it, I'm just gonna say it anyway.

I wish I had the power to alter the lives of famous celebrities. Not to influence their power or friendship with me, but to actively protect them from harm.

I've always wondered how certain people's lives would turn out if they weren't affected by tragedy. With this wish, I would be able to change the course of their lives. (Of course, that's basically saying I would want to play God.)

Imagine being able to go back in the 70's and warning Michael Jackson about his near-fatal accident on the set of the Pepsi commercial, or the vitiligo skin condition? Being able to stop Buddy Holly from getting on the plane that would ultimately crash, ending his life? Telling Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed NOT to get in the car that would ultimate crash in an underpass? Stopping Mark David Chapman from killing John Lennon in cold blood? Telling Kurt Cobain that suicide isn't the answer?

The possibilities are endless.

I wish I could be intimate with a female.
A human preferably.

Honestly? my one wish?

That is in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer they made Galactus the way he is suppose to be. A fucking purple giant. Galactus isn't some fucking blueish grayish cloud of fucking dust. He is Galactus the freaking lord of destruction, not some pussy ass cloud of dust.

thats my only wish, that they did justice on Galactus

@Zyre

Why human? I know I wouldn't give up the possibility of alien [Insert strange nerdy euphemism for vagina here: examples include "Star"gate, where the star stands for penis; love portal; & "spacegina"]. It would have to be a humanOID, I have to agree on that. Boning a strange alien ferret-like woman would be odd.

To have all the hottest video game woman in my place wanting love all the time! Ah the hell with it,the millenium falcon, my wife would kill me if i had anyone but her at the house,lol

I wish Jurassic Park was real.

I wish I could take credit for this, but it comes from Dinosaur Comics.

The ultimate nerd wish is for everything to be possible as long as it is awesome enough. It doesn't matter if it defies logic, common sense, or the laws of physics. Why is this the ultimate nerdy wish? Because every genre of nerd culture (barring "hard Sci-Fi" which gets a hardon for being as scientifically accurate as possible) is all about imagining absolutely awesome, yet impossible, stuff, then running with it as if it were true.

A few things that would now be possible:

Giant Robots/Insects/Giants: Screw the square-cube law. Who cares that an ant big enough to ride like a horse would be crushed under its own weight/suffocate, or that the mechanics required to move a 100ft tall robot would be so heavy and bulky that the robot is comically slow and clumsy. And horses and gundams are now possible because they are awesome.

Lightsabers violate the laws of physics in more ways than it's possible to count (too-small power supply, light doing a 180 at an arbitrary point in space, being incredibly bright yet also energy-efficient). Who cares? They're AWESOME, which trumps the laws of physics.

Faster-than-light travel is now possible, for the same reasons. Additionally: aliens exist, and the majority of them can interact with humans and aren't things like sentient growths of crystal.

Any lost limb or organ now has a cybernetic replacement that not only replicates the lost body part's original function, but also gives you a super power related to what you lost (strangely enough, if a limb/organ is purposely lost either no super power is gained or the power comes at a terrible, yet ironic, cost). The artificial appendix is oddly useless.

Industrial accidents now often grant super powers, rather than sterility, cancer, and death.

With a lifetime of training Bruce Lee was able to move so fast his films had to be slowed down so people would believe he was actually doing what he was doing. Now, with enough training you will be able to leap 30 feet in the air, fall to the ground gently as a feather, scale sheer walls like a gecko, dodge someone's sword thrust by jumping onto the sword and standing there while the attacker looks dumbfounded (instead of the sword being wrenched out of his/her hand or your foot being cut, use two fingers to perfectly cut through a tree, punch someone so hard they fly 10 feet back, and survive a punch so hard it throws you 10 feet back.

Being shot by a gun will now actually send someing flying in the air, despite the fact that conservation of momentum would require that the person who fired said gun should also fly backwards.

THERE IS SOUND IS SPACE.

Your ability to survive wounds will be directly proportional to the nobility of your actions. A rogue cop trying to save his family will survive a shotgun blast to the head, a child rapist will explode into a pile of gore if he accidentally nicks himself shaving.

Steampunk is real: It turns out that brass, wood, crystals, and steam are incredibly efficient power sources for things like jetpacks, and artificial intelligence is only possible using gear and rod based computers (yes, I stole this from Real Life comics, but I think that's further proof this is the ultimate nerd wish). Additionally: steampunk items are most effective while wearing a top hat, fedora, gloves and/or goggles, or speaking with a british accent.

Computer systems and/or robots can accidentally become sentient, but only to help solve a science problem and/or teach a nerd how to find love.

Magic is real. Some guy yelling "lightning bolt" and throwing bean bags = lame. Actually being able to shoot lightning from your fingertips = awesome.

There is an alien race who, if they come to Earth, will gain super powers.
Corrolary: there is a planet upon which, if traveled to, will grant humans super powers.

TV shows like Firefly don't get cancelled and are instead allowed to run their creative lifespans, yet end before becoming artistically bankrupt lurching zombies. Even the most intellectually bankrupt movies still maintain minimum standards of plot and characterization.
Corrolary: despite the fact that everything awesome you can think of is possible, great works of art and creatitivy still exist, and even thrive.

Finally: despite the fact that this wish COULD result in the destruction of the earth by armies of giant-steampunk-powered-cybernetic-alien-wuxia-ninjas shooting lightning bolts while weilding lightsabers it does not, because that would not be awesome.

I would make any and all people involved with the major decisions regarding movies based on nerdy subject matters (comic books, video games, toys, etc) have a dildo appear in their ass that is unremovable the second the make a retarded decision. For every stupid mistake they make the dildo will increase in size. If they make a retarded movie, the dildo will explode. If they make a successful and critically acclaimed movie, it will be removed and they'll be rewarded with something or other.

My wish is simple and maybe a little bit stupid:
I wish I could re-experience one nerdy little moment from when I was ten years old. This moment was when I stepped into Toys R Us in 1980 and first saw the action figure for Han Solo in his Hoth outfit.

I knew there was going to be a sequel to my favorite movie of all time, but the first wave of Empire Strikes Back figures from Kenner were a surprise to me. I bought other figures that day, Luke in his Bespin fatigues and FX-7, but Han in that blue parka was the one I cherished (right up until my four-year-old son popped its head from its shoulders).

I want the Tumbler from Batman Begins and The Dark Knight...and my very own Battlecat, a giant green tiger that can talk.

I wish my best friend, who is a film critic, would rediscover her long-lost passion for anime and watch my favourite shows with me and discuss them with me. I miss listening to her excited monologues about the use of camera angles in Samurai Champloo, and reading her technical notes on the merits of the use of filters in a certain Death Note AMV. Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike having my friends tell me half-interestedly that "that character's cool", and I deeply enjoyed the one session with my musician friend who brought over her record player and collection of vinyl records so we could listen to different versions of the songs in Nodame Cantabile and compare and explain why Nodame and Chiaki play the piano brilliantly even to a thoroughly trained ear. But I get a particularly warm and fuzzy feeling from hearing "I like this shot," or "I would have shot this differently," that I never get from anything else.

It's easy, all you have to do is wish for the ability to wish whatever you want at anytime. So you could wish any nerdy at anytime.

I wish we didn't have to shit so often. Maybe we could have a wee drawer just below our stomachs that contains all our waste nicely bagged up and ready to be binned. All the wiping just depresses me.

I wish my life were like a point and click adventure game. Something in the style of "Grim Fandango" or the "Monkey Island" and "Sam and Max" series. I want to be able to insult swordfight, put random objects in an inventory that never takes up any space, shoot things with impunity, and be able to rattle off memorable one-liners to impossible enemies.

Star Wars vs. Transformers

Imagine a fleet of X, Y, A, and B-Wings mixing it up in the Corporate Sector (where Cybertron is found to be, since the Corporate Sector was barely touched in the Expanded Star Wars Universe) against a fleet of Starscreams and the like. Megatron could transform into a Darksaber-type gun and Optimus could turn out to be Dash Rendar's Outrider, hidden in vehicle mode all this time. I know Dash seemed like a gingier, crappier replacement for Han Solo while he was frozen in carbonite, but I always loved him.

Admiral Ackbar could have a sweet new catch phrase to add to "It's a trap!" and "Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!".

No Ewoks of Gungans, because they have no place in space. And no Jedi children. Only original trilogy characters, plus Dash Rendar, Mara Jade and Grand Admiral Thrawn.

And for the inevitable fan fiction, the Darksaber Megatron could have sex with the docking bay of a Super Star Destroyer.

And in no way related to those terrible Star Wars Transformer figures from a few years ago.

Me? I'd like to personally hunt down every adult authority figure who ever wrongly punished me for things I didn't do and make them suffer in ways which scream "poetic justice!" (i.e. I'd force-feed rat poison or some other disgusting stuff to that one camp counselor who "confiscated" my packages and ate my food). Yes, I can be a vengeful person (what can I say, I have a strong sense of justice)... but then again, there's nothing exactly "nerdy" about wanting to get justice/revenge for the few times where some @$$hole "responsible" adult mistreated me, so barring that...

I guess my wish would be so that I hadn't played games on my SEGA Genesis so much that I caused it to burn out (at least that's what I think caused it to break down and stop functioning, and bear in mind, this was years ago).

I would wish for Kate Beckinsale in her full Selene get up to battle Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow to battle each other for the right to win my heart!

Hey, a nerd can dream, dammit!

My wish ... George Lucas dies peacefully in his sleep in 1988, relatively pleased with Return of the Jedi. All his family members agree that he was pleased with the Star Wars product AS IS, and the franchise is tied in legal estate and litigation for decades to come, leading to NO MORE STAR WARS MOVIES OR TV SERIES to be made. Personalized extended universe productions continue via a new medium called the internet, but the film franchise dies in 1988 with George Lucas.

To create a special computer that would allow me to have sex with both Mary Jane and Black Cat at the same time.

To go back in time and bang Carrie Fisher.

That is all.

My nerdiest wish?

I wish had a Michael Bay-esque movie budget to remake Rat Phink a Boo Boo. I'd give it a new non-spoiler title, and trailers and an ad campaign to set it up as a crime thriller. And just like the original, there would be 40 minutes of a serious film. Then, the moment that you could pin point where the script was thrown out the window and becomes nothing but bad superhero costumes and a guy in a gorilla suit.

I just want to sit in the critics' screening and watch the looks of horror on their faces when they realize someone spent $300 million to remake this piece of shit.

I'd wish to have Nintendo rename LOZ:LttP to it's original japanese name, Triforce of the Gods. And also change the name of Link's Awakening in Japan and abroad to "The Ballad of the Windfish." As well as renaming ZeldaII: The Adventure of Link, to LoZ: The Sleeping Princess.

Once this is done, then all the LoZ titles will finally match the them of naming them after Objects or Persons of Power.

Best of all, it's SO EASY. Nintendo only has to do a press release. And they can re-release the games, so they can get even more money. And I, nay, the world can have all the names in the franchise match.

I wish that girls would want to be more like Amy Mainzer or Carrie Byron...that'd be really hot.

I wish that I had unlimited resources and was in charge of my own Television Network... There I would right all television wrongs, bringing back shows that never should have been canceled...

(i could make a huge list but i think everyone here has their own in mind...)

-sigh- One day...

I wish could hang out with Jawas for 24 hours!

I wish I could have my own network and have enough resources to bring back all the great TV shows that were canceled before their time. Call it, The Anti-FOX Network.

@Kevin

Hey don't steal my wish!
at least wait a little while so its not soooo obvious!

oh well, as long as the dream comes true somehow..

Simple wish - I wish that George Lucas had had a heart attack on June 1st, 1997 - it didn't kill him, but he had to take things REALLY easy and so he had to turn over the Prequels to someone who he could trust with the property and who would do it right - just about anyone who wasn't George Lucas.

I wish Anno hadn't totally fucked up the ending of Neon Genesis Evangelion, I don't care what purists and Anno apologists say, it pretty much gave the middle finger to the viewer. The first time I watched Eva, I loved it, I was fucking addicted to it and completely immersed in the story and characters. Then comes the two part "conclusion" which took everything the series had built up to and promised and took a chainsaw to it in the most sadistic way possible. Since were speaking of skull fucking, It felt like I was being fucked through both sockets while watching Anno's half-assed, self-indulgent psycho-analytic acid trip bullshit. This was the biggest trauma of my nerd life, and I never really got over it. My wish is that Neon Genesis(the original series, not the movies or remakes) had a brilliant, epic ending fitting for such a amazing series,It would be one, if not the best ending arcs of any anime out there, full of pathos, action, visceral eva battles, moving character drama, suspense and a touch of humor and most importantly, a completely satisfying resolution. No loose ends would be left, all the characters especially Shingi(who grows some balls), Rei and Asuka all get significant screen time and their character development reaches an appropriate climax. This will be an ending just as famous for being awesome as the original ending was infamous for being terrible,controversial and inconclusive. If this wish is granted I know that when the time comes, I could die a happy nerd and my soul would be at peace.

I have two:
1) I would love to live in the Babylon 5 universe, on the station, maybe in Psi Corps. Unlike in most comic book universes, you're not really in serious danger of injury unless you are a main character (well, except for plagues, but mostly if you're an alien). Anyway, I would buy a crate of the Bab-bear-lon 5 teddy bears and sell them just to annoy Sheridan. ;)
2) Hollywood would abruptly pull its head out of its collective rectum about what they think people want and put out good, intelligent movies, like Harlan Ellison's screenplay of "I, Robot" instead of that cr*pfest that probably had Asimov spinning in his grave.
Oh, and I like the wish about the vehicles peeing on Bay, but only if they made a DvD of it so I could watch it again and again.

I have two simple wishes.

1 - For Rob Bricken to have the opportunity to rape the skulls of all Fox executives and escape all charges.

2 - Back when I was 10, I had a transformable Soundwave that actually PLAYED cassette tapes. I would really love to have that again.

My ultimate nerd wish is that a T-1000 would go back in time, and quietly assassinate Kevin J. Anderson in the cradle so that he can never put his greasy, hack writer hands on the Dune series. Also, Frank Herbert wouldn't have died until he completed Book 7. That's it really. I guess I'd also like to Aes Sedai, or be Seven of Nine in some alternate universe, but this is much more important.

Bi-la kaifa.

I'd wish I were cool.

Realistically? I want Black Fire Convoy and Black God Magnus to form Black God Fire Convoy (Japanese Lucky Draw Transformers). How's that for nerdy?

There are believed to be 450 Black Fire Convoys, but it is unknown how many Black God Magnus's exist. Only one has appeared in a public sale.

My nerdiest wish?
To be the fifth Ghostbuster.Think about it. You zap ghosts for a living, the city of New York loves you, and you hang out with Dan Akyroyd all fucking day! I can hear the cheers and cries of an onlooking crowd as I, their savior, emerge from the New York Library carrying with me the plague of ghosts punishing their poor city. Truly, its an honorable and caring wish.

...........

Or, you know, full body oil massage from Power Girl. That too.

An anatomically correct 'Stretch Armstrong'.

I wish that I could get my novel's first chapters into excellent shape. That people would then really want to read my book, and I'd actually get published, leading to a career of nerddom.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a Barba Poppa more than anything else in the world. Now I kinda think that being a gelatinous blob, while somewhat interesting at first glance, wouldn't be altogether pleasant after a while (though some might say I am a gelatinous blob already, so maybe dreams can come true).

I also want a 1975 VW Super Beetle done up like a Batmobile with bat-shaped steering wheel, fins on the back fenders and custom license plate that says 'Bat Bug' on it. Ahhhh, perchance to dream.

Finally, I would join forces with a couple of other guys and a super hot, way out of my league looking chick and travel across the country in that Bat Bug solving mysteries and performing in a retro rock band on Saturday nights and the occasional Sunday special event (like a Bar Mitsva or 35th wedding anniversary). The sexual tension between me and the super hot, way out of my league looking chick would be dense and obvious, causing many uncomfortable moments for both myself and the band. We would eventually date, but it wouldn't work out and the band would break up. Then I'd spin off into my own adventures, just me and the Bat Bug, but it wouldn't be as good and last maybe three or four weeks at best.

Finally, I'd have a little electronic wristwatch programmed with all sorts of different words in it so that I know how to spell Bar Mitzva properly when typing blog posts and other assorted messages that require words like Bar Mitzva.

I wish that I had a real light saber and a matching colored saber key chain. Because you never know when you have to open a can, fend off a bad guy, or need an alternative way to shave.

A Lynda Carteresque Wonder Woman of my very own, who would include me in her identity changing spins. She would also be my video game buddy. I like Wonder Woman, she's neat!

easy - the old wish for endless wishes:
i wish for a fully functioning holodeck with infinite energy.

I'd recraft the world in my own image. This Eden would be a glorious, slightly nerdier place and one quite frankly worth living in.

The first thing I'd do in this newfound role as a deity is the resurrection of TechTV and a massive head-to-toe reconstruction of Cartoon Network. TechTV's resurrection is purely for technical reasons. I don't have broadband. I'm not getting broadband anytime soon. Revision3 and TWiT.TV are nice, but it'd be nice if they were on a television, and considering the founders and creators of both have ties to TechTV, the late, great technology-based channel that was bought by Comcast and merged with G4 because TTV was in more households and had X-Play, a gaming show that outclassed everything they had aired, perhaps a digital cable network using the TechTV name could bring them together in a big way.

The head-to-toe reconstruction of Cartoon Network is for selfish reasons as well. I hate seeing live-action on Cartoon Network. What the hell was basketball on trampolines, fake paranormal kids, and other reality ripoffs doing on Cartoon Network? I want cartoons. I want a lineup lined with cartoons from the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and today. I want Cartoon Network picking up shows from all points of the globe. I want Toonami, Toonapalooza, and Toon Heads back on the lineup. I want Looney Tunes on television. Cartoon Network could do that now, but they're completely ran by people that have to Google Ben Hardaway, Preston Blair, Shamus Culhane, and Maurice Noble to understand their contributions to animation.

Second, all the televised works of Joss Whedon, Judd Apatow, and Bryan Fuller would be on the air and I would return those shows prematurely cancelled back when they were new. Yeah, I'm primarily referring to Firefly, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me, and Pushing Daisies. I'd give them all a full episodic run with definitive endings.

Also in this parallel Eden, American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, The Real World, The Real Housewives of Orange County, Laguna Beach, 90210, Gossip Girl, Flavor/Rock of Love, The Bachelor(ette), and Twilight would not exist. And there would be no such person as Michael Bay or Stephen Sommers.

Asimov's positronic brain technology was real, so we could him back with us, along with Douglas Adams, Gene Roddenberry, and maybe Jules Verne.

George Lucas wouldn't feel that he needed to "tinker" with the original three Star Wars movies.

Also, I'd have the Sci-Fi Channel return to its roots airing and acquiring science-fiction programs of all types (including sitcoms) from all eras and all studios. This also includes titles from the UK that haven't aired in the States in ages and Japanese-produced wares with a more linear lineup (i.e. not just marathons). And I'd put them in a pair of channels: Syfy (for more modern shows from the mid-80s to today) and Sci Fi Retro (for those movies and shows from beginning of the sci-fi entertainment genre to the post-Star Wars era). Seriously, I want that channel more than the TechTV resurrection.

That would be nice.

I can not in good conscience limit myself and the nerd world at large to just one wish. Let's be honest, the state of the nerd world is pretty bleak right now and one wish is not nearly enough to fix it. I have read some of the other posts and there are some great ideas on here,so if I'm forced to have just one wish it would be that nerds could control thier own nerd destiny. All of our nerddom is controled be old white farts in suits that have no idea what they are doing or what the fans want. We need nerds in charge of nerd things!!!! I know everyone can't love everything,but I bet if nerds controled nerd stuff we would have better movies,comics,toys,cartoons,card games,etc.

I'd move in with the bots from MST3K, like Mike did at the end of the series. Imagine how wonderful all television, and perhaps the rest of life, would be with cynical bots to point out comic foibles.

I wish I could have everyone else's wishes.

My one nerdy wish would be to meet Jedi Master Yoda, just so I can ask him the question, "What are you?"

Since I'm not a smart man, I'd wish for the idea that would allow me to create a spark that would trigger a chain reaction that would:

-Get anime respected as an art form capable of conveying multiple genres (no more of this "cartoons are for kids" crap); this would also apply to a good portion of American animated series (as well as shows from around the world). Also, all anime would be available on region-free Blu-Ray dubbed and subtitled in multiple languages (I want my Gurren Lagann in Swahili with Esperanto subtitles).

-Give game shows some much-needed and overdue recognition as a noteworthy genre (this would apply to all the good and lesser-known shows conceived between 1950 and 1990, such as Press Your Luck, $ale of the Century, Card Sharks and The Big Showdown, among others, with Winning Lines being the lone exception from 2000). Also, Jim Peck would take over for Jack Barry on the Joker's Wild in 1984 instead of Bill Cullen, who would still be on Blockbusters, which would run until 1988.

-Bring Peter Tomarken back to life, reverse-age him back to how he looked in late 1985, have him assume the mantle of host of the new Press Your Luck (before Bob Boden, Fremantle Media and/or Ricki Lake can ruin it), and then become President of the United States of America in 2000 (thereby preventing most of the modern world's problems; Barack Obama would assume the mantle in 2008 and continue Tomarken's legacy as Greatest President Ever). I'd also like to meet the man (as well as Marc Summers, his vice-president).

-Finish the third season of Sonic The Hedgehog (the 1993-1995 Saturday morning animated series that was aborted way too soon by moronic ABC execs who had dollar signs on their minds with the Disney-ABC merger).

-Allow me to meet Hitomi Aizawa, Angelika Libera-Baran and Kayo Haga in person (note to other nerds: the first one should be easy to Google, but good luck finding the next two).

-Pretty much everything else Jeff Harris said (especially the ones about reorganizing Cartoon Network and the Sci-Fi Channel).

(As for the parts about becoming healthy, wealthy and wise, well, this is a nerd blog; non-nerd-related feel-good posts belong elsewhere.)

Semi-double post, but I also gotta (mostly) agree with what Themac339 said.

I just want to fuck an anime so bad.

Open a successful chain of Humanity Upgrade Marts.

"Vampire form? 49.95 with ten-thousand-year warranty!"
"Want wings and a tail? 129.98! This week only!"

When I was in college, a friend of mine and I went in on a box VHS set of Star Blazers. We were incredibly excited, because the series was so awesome when we were kids.

We turned on the first tape and it was everything we remembered. The awesome opening credits. The awesome theme song. And then...

...well...

...there were the silly alien planets, the animation that was choppy at best, the bad voiceover, the cliche characters...by the time they got to the planet of the giant bee people, I'd had enough.

In the TV wasteland of the early 1980s, it was awesome. In a post-Miyazaki world, it was just mediocre. I watched the opening credits again just the other day on YouTube, but I had no real desire to watch the series again.

Turns out part of my childhood just didn't live up to the pure vein injection of awesome serum I'd remembered it as. In retrospect, the show was disappointing. I wish it hadn't been.

I'm not saying this to be politically correct. I'm hoping it would keep some shows on the air that otherwise get cancelled or never get made at all.

Can production companies realize that women can be closet geeks - and therefore make up a LARGE PART OF AN VIEWING AUDIENCE for science fiction/fantasy shows.

I'm a guy. I 've met a lot of women who are big fans of movies like Alien and Terminator - even Watchmen.

Writers for TV like Chris Carter, Joss Whedon, J.J. Abrams, and Russell T. Davies (Dr. Who) write a few characters that women identify with or or at least find interesting. That's really all it takes. You don't have to push it. You don't have to make big feminist statements. You don't have to have lots of pretty boy actors on the show.

I even know women who bought games like Street Fighter and World of Warcraft. The ratio of women to men Harry Potter fans I've met seems probably 2 to 1.

This even applies to gay people - who pay money for entertainment . . .

Hmmm... so many points brought out and awesome wishes.
But I'd ask for the Philosopher's Legacy from MGS 3: Snake Eater.
Why? In the game its made out to be a amount that could never really be spent ( a wiki entry put's it a 1.2 trillion).
What I would do is Invest part of it then do the following:

- PAY ROB LIEFELD AND JEPH LOEB TO NEVR MAKE OR WRITE ANOTHER COMIC AGAIN!!!!

- Make another many more seasons of firefly. Leave the movie Serenity alone making it the series ending but make new episodes the occur before and after the movie.

- Buy out Harmony Gold and fire those idiots. That way I can bring over Macross Zero, Macross Frontier and Macross 7. These can't be brought over Because HG trademarked The terms Macross and UN Spacy.

- Maybe make a Star Wars squeal. Thats right SQUEAL not prequeal.lets' concentrate on what happens after the Glactic empire falls

- Make Cybernetics Real. Try and advance the world in the direction that Masamune Shirow envisioned in ghost in the shell. which would eventually lead to life sized gundams.

- Bring One-peice over faster to satisfy Rob Bricken.

- Give Rob bricken some enough funds to marry Kristen Bell while she wears the Slave Leia outfit or who ever he chooses

- Make More awesome action figures, statues and other memorabilia based off of anime, movies and just about everything else awesome!!!

- Make 2 more seasons of Heroes. Now before you judge; I would throw ie fire the current writers and directors And get someone good who could write. Maybe Alan Moore writing or Martin Scorsese to direct.

- Make decent endings to all the oh so many anime's that have horrible endings
Which Brings up:
- MAKE GOOD LIVE ACTION ANIME/ MANGA MOVIES!!

- ELIMINATE EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH DRAGONBALL EVEOLUTION 1&2!!!

- STOP RESIDENT EVIL 4 FROM BEING MADE!!!
and that all I can think of at the moment beside cure diseases and all the other bad stuff.

I wasn't going to enter, but here it is:

Wolfgang Petersen was supposed to bring Orson Scott Card's book Ender's Game to the big screen. Petersen showed he can do isolation in alien environments with Das Boot. He can do large scale combat and CGI like he did in Troy. Most of all, he can do sci-fi with character development like he did in Enemy Mine. If there was ever a chance at a decent movie of Ender's Game being made, this was the best chance it would have at being done well.

Alas, it all fell apart. My favorite book lost it's chance at translation to movie.

Rob, make it happen, for all nerd-kind.....

Okay Just thought of some more stuff...
Once again using The Philosophers' Legacy (that's if it were real)
BUY CARTOON NETWORK AND ADULT SWIM, AND CANCEL TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB AND MAKE SURE THEY DON"T MAKE ANOTHER SHOW!!!!!
That and Bring/put more Anime on U.S. Television.Good Anime like One-Piece, and Ghost in the Shell and get that Appleseed TV series made.

I wish there was a working hack that would let me transport playable characters from one video game into another video game.
Spider-Man in Lego Death Star? Link in Jak's realm? Superman in Memoria? Weird, but cool.

My box of Transformers was stolen when I was 8. It was a copy paper box that I had gotten that was filled to the brim with them. That ended my childhood innocence. They were taken from a storage locker in California that they had been left in when we moved back to Ohio. It was an accident that they had been left behind and I was sad. Then when dad emptied the locker he found it had been burglarized and that was one of the things that they had taken. I really miss those toys. I would have kept them. I would keep them. That is my nerdiest wish, to have my favorite childhood toys back.

Bring "White Castle" to Southern California!

Duh,I want one of em matter building thingies from Star trek that could make anything you asked it and destroyed the need for money and incredibly did not spell the end of mankind.
That way I can make it materialize anything I want (all the toys,cosplay suits,crappy memorabilia.etc you think of any show or movie in a whim if you're a nerd) as well as making me a holodeck where I can forget about my survival or that of my species while I lose myself in an immersive personal porn fantasy (if you're a nerd I guess you can make this porn fantasy be Slave Leia themed)

@Anon

Uh... VHS or DVD?

@Grey Fox 00:

I don't think Ms. ToplessRobot's going to be too crazy about the marrying Slave Leia Kristen Bell part, lol.

@Izandra
then she can get Johnny Depp, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson or whomever she wants.lol
That or he can have a manga/ anime themed wedding.

Talk about open. Good luck on finding a number one.
The fact that you have history revisionist geeks mixing with Nodame Cantible geeks is almost a mind**** in itself.

As for me I'm with tvtastegood. I'll judge you and I deem you worthy. Wife cosplay is always a good nerd wish. (And very impossible :) )

I wish that microsoft would finally die and stop holding the industry back.

I'd wish that I suddenly lived in a world full of giant robots, desperate women, and only Marvel comics!

Then I'd pilot Tequila Gundam, and go off to perform heroic deeds, such as stopping crime, or forcing Michael Bay to watch me destroy the US military (in a very dull way! Muhahaha!)!

Finally, I'd form a super league of Gundams made up of Stan Lee, Barack Obama, Tom Hanks, Mario, and Captain America.

We would then burn all traces of the Clone Saga, sleep with desperate (and unnaturally busty) women (many of whom have a tendency to look like fictional characters), among other awesome things.

Oh, and Jeph Loeb & Joe Q would have all the Mortal Kombat fatalities performed on them by Bruce Lee for writting One More Day & Red Hulk!

I'd wish for a 20-story R.O.B. Not necessarily a mechanical doom-bringing one, but a gentle, metal giant. He'd get kittens down from trees, help old women cross the street, feed the homeless, and be the most kick ass clubhouse a kid could ever want.

Or, he could fire death lasers and battle Godzilla.

Zachary,

Sorry, I didn't read anything that came before my comment. But yeah, the more of us that wish it, the better!

I wish I hadn't taken apart or destroyed many of my toys (often Beast Wars Transformers) in an attempt to splice them together and customize them. I miss a great deal of my childhood toys like my Optimal Optimus Primal, my TMNT Technodrome and my Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Thunder Megazord.

I wish I had bought lots and lots of preferred stock in 20th Century Fox a week before STAR WARS (Episode IV: A New Hope) came out the first time.

I wish Pokemon were real, I would dress up in an awful space suit and start a cult of like minded space suit wearing teens and make speeches about using Pokemon to bend the laws of space and time to my will, then I would make good on those speeches.

I wish our world was the world of the Fallout seriOH SHI-

I wish that I knew a little more about comics when (in my teens) I cut up my original first editions 1 to 4 of The Crow.... TO COVER MY SCHOOL BOOKS WITH!!!!

Adamantium Claws

Sam Winchester. That is all.

When I was a kid I had a weekly allowance of five bucks for doing household chores like taking out the trash and feeding the hamsters. Every Saturday when I got my five dollars I would have my dad take me to Wal-Mart and I would spend 98% of my allowance on an action figure from the greatest franchise ever: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. After years of this I had a massive collection of Turtles, villains, side characters and specialty versions of them all. One day when I was a teenager my mother had a garage sale. After this happened I couldn't find my beloved collection of turtles anymore. When I asked her about it she told me that I hadn't played with them recently and she sold them. She sold my fucking turtles. The hard earned monuments of my youth. Thrown away for a fraction of what I had paid for them. Everything from Ace Duck to Rocksteady to Usagi Yojimbo was gone. Usagi Fucuking Yojimbo! If I had one wish it would have to be the striking of this act from my history. My mother never would have touched my turtles, the nerd in me wouldn't have years of resentment against her and I would be playing with Mondo Gecko and Panda Kahn right now instead of typing this. I wish I wish I wish...

I wish I had that robot double of Buffy the Vampire Slayer...

A Star Wars snuff movie starring Jar Jar Binks. It'd have very nasty stuff inflicted upon him. And give it away free to anyone who went to the cinema to watch Phantom Menace. And have all production costs debited to Lucas.

I wish Bryan Fuller would get the credit he deserves and people would stop screwing him over.

Dead Like Me - Fabulous show that ended earlier than it should have but went out loved. Then someone ruined my memories of the series with that turd of a movie.

Wonderfalls - Need I say more than "Fox"...

Amazing Screw On Head - Brilliant voice cast, true to the source material without being a direct adaptation. How did this not make it past a pilot?

Pushing Daisies - It seems no one will give the man more than two seasons. Great series that shouldn't have been on broadcast TV in the first place but had still managed to make a niche for itself.

Heroes - Fuller was without a doubt the reason the 1st season was so good. He left to go make Pushing Daisies and the Heroes immediately decided to take a shit in the audience's mouth. As good as the first season was it could have been even better. Fuller had a plot worked out where Claire and Zach paralleled each other with their "coming out" she with her superpowers and he with his homosexuality. Who fucked this up? Fox. Fox fucked up a show on NBC. I am gonna let that sink in for a while. Fox fucked up a show on NBC. Fox had already decided the actor portraying Zach would be John Connor and made him drop the show when they found out his character would be gay... Fox fucked up a show on NBC. FUCK. Heroes started to make a return to form at the end of this last season when Fuller returned to the head writer role but he is out again to make a new pilot.

My prayers go out to him, he has an unfortunate track record.

A new Star Trek series - in the Abramsverse, with Abrams running the show and the entire cast of the new movie.

I wished for the same thing--have done for years actually! Probably we weren't the only ones either.
"Dantheman said:
I've often fantasied about going back in time and buying all kinds of toys (Kenner Star Wars, Mego) and other rare thing, and sell them in the present day for loads of cash. Of course, I'd keep some set aside for myself to enjoy. The big score would be newsstand-fresh copies of Action Comics #1."

So now I change my wish to "I wish I am a wildly successful rich cool-guy who has sex with super-hot women all the time and is too vapid to realize what an insufferable twat I am." Ignorance and bliss.

But now I see this guy already did that one--"RustyCrowe said:
I'd wish I were cool."

So now I wish for...Kaneda's bike from "Akira."
Probably somebody already wished for that too...

Two Words: Colonial Marine. I want to be a badass marine shooting xenomorphs with my pulse rifle while shouting orders to Hudson and Hicks that "WE ARE LEAVING!". I would need a clause in my wish that I don't end up facehuggered unless it's with a hot colonial woman I save.

As well, I need Fox to turn back the clock and give the Aliens franchise to me, since I could have shit better movies then AVP and AVP2

I agree with GreyFox 00. Tim and Eric and anything they do needs to be obliterated from the planet. Is like their dad the CEO of Cartoon Network or something?

I know I already submitted a wish and it's too late, but seriously why does TV have to suck so bad? We can't just pay for the channels we want, and then shit like that covers the ones we do.

Adult swim has some horribly animated shows that just flat out aren't funny. Mainly recent additions.

I'll admit I'm not into anime, because things very often seem to get either a) melodramatic or b) ridiculous in short order. Not always, but often enough for me not to really feel like weeding out a good one. Therefore I'd love for anime to get it's own channel.

And if we could downvote/upvote tv shows/episodes realtime instead of Nielson ratings maybe shit would change for the better .

Anyone played gunstar heroes? Remember the mining level with that giant robot boss that had 7 differant forms? Aptly named Seven force? Yeah I want that.

Not the robot, I want the mining level (Though the robot is awesome). I want to blast through a huge mine in a anti-gravity cart fighting the ulitmate boss from my favorite game.

Double flame all the way baby!

I want to be spider-man. No, not that closet-Satanist /quasi-Oedipal Peter Parker, or that emo-guy from the third movie (although I totally dig jazz age standards like Fever, so I might, I MIGHT do some whacky acrobatic dancing).

Comic book superpowers are sweet, and Spider-man's are the very sweetest of all.

Super-strength. Check
Super-agility. Check
Super-movement. Check.
Super-senses. Check.
Ejaculate quick hardening fluid over my enemies... uh... Let's just say organic webshooters. Check.
Wall-crawling. Check.
Super-healing. Check.
Spider-pheromones. Check.

Spider-man has got it made. Just get rid of that whole great-power=great-responsibility thing and life would be pretty sweet for this Spider-man.

Sure Superman's got his own allure, but flying is kind of stale. It doesn't wow the crowds like super-agile spider-gymnastics. People don't flock to the Olympic flying events, its all about the acrobatic flips and somersaults. Plus I don't care how useful super-breath, heat-vision and x-ray vision would be in everyday life web-slinging is where its at. Get 'round the city super-fast, tie up my small number of enemies and my super-model girlfriend and I can explore all the bondage potential in the bedroom.

Spider-man's powers would make life pretty fucking sweet.

I want to be spider-man. No, not that closet-Satanist /quasi-Oedipal Peter Parker, or that emo-guy from the third movie (although I totally dig jazz age standards like Fever, so I might, I MIGHT do some whacky acrobatic dancing).

Comic book superpowers are sweet, and Spider-man's are the very sweetest of all.

Super-strength. Check
Super-agility. Check
Super-movement. Check.
Super-senses. Check.
Ejaculate quick hardening fluid over my enemies... uh... Let's just say organic webshooters. Check.
Wall-crawling. Check.
Super-healing. Check.
Spider-pheromones. Check.

Spider-man has got it made. Just get rid of that whole great-power=great-responsibility thing and life would be pretty sweet for this Spider-man.

Sure Superman's got his own allure, but flying is kind of stale. It doesn't wow the crowds like super-agile spider-gymnastics. People don't flock to the Olympic flying events, its all about the acrobatic flips and somersaults. Plus I don't care how useful super-breath, heat-vision and x-ray vision would be in everyday life web-slinging is where its at. Get 'round the city super-fast, tie up my small number of enemies and my super-model girlfriend and I can explore all the bondage potential in the bedroom.

Spider-man's powers would make life pretty fucking sweet.

I would want a legit Green Ranger suit from Power Rangers equiped with Dragon Dagger and a real helmet, like the super balls expensive ones from Cosplay. This would acomplish many nerdy goals i had set for my life.
1. I want to go out to bars on halloween dressed in an aweome green ranger suit. This would be awesome because of the sheer novelty of everyone seeing the green ranger dancing it up at a bar on haloween.
2. I would stage a series of awesmoe photo sessions doing awesome things in my green ranger costume. Talk about a set of photos that belong on your coffee table.
3. The suit would compliment my already competly awesome Green Ranger Belt Buckle that i wear on weekly basis.
4. I would want to walk around in wal-mart dressed as the green ranger.
5. The Green Ranger was the most awesome of all the power rangers.