I was kind of hoping that I'd be able to post only that piece of lady-friendly sexy nerdery today, just because those oriented acts of nerdery are so few and far between. Sexy nerdery for guys is easy. As soon as a chick dresses like a superheroine or Slave Leia and gyrates a little bit, male nerds are furiously masturbating in joy.
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Erg, got off track there. Point is, here's a lovely lady dressed as Power Girl, fighting Bizarro in some kind of skit, and the skit's not that clever, but there's totally a chick dressed as Power Girl, and that's enough. Sometimes, that's all you need. To masturbate furiously. In summary: male nerds are horrible people. Thanks to whoever sent me this tip (I, uh, got distracted and lost the email. Sorry).
Comments
Zach T. said:
Plain face and obviously fake breasts. Plus she looks like she's what... 45? No thanks.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 04:34:54 PM
Zach T. said:
Actually, I was being charitable by calling that face "plain".
Posted 07/06/2009 at 04:35:58 PM
Strangeman said:
I don't think I've read any comic featuring Power Girl in the past year that didn't make some mention about her breasts. For a fictional character running around in tights with a huge hole in them showing off her cleavage, she's pretty uptight about people checking out her enormous rack.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 04:38:20 PM
The Great A'Tuin said:
Callo! Callay! Oh breasty day!
Bizarro does not talk like bizarro, he just talks in Frankenstein's Monster talk... No! What has become of me! I can't even focus on breasts! (You KNOW there's something wrong when that happens.) I have become Nerdman, the nerdiest nerd... in my general vicinity... Oh, sod it.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 04:38:21 PM
Danger Monkey said:
fap fap fap fap fap fap aaaaarrrrrrrggggggh fap fap fap fap
Posted 07/06/2009 at 04:40:00 PM
Zach T. said:
I mean look at that ugly tramp, how can you guys like that. If you nerds want to see what I think is hot check out my cherry popping momma
Posted 07/06/2009 at 04:49:37 PM
The Great A'Tuin said:
@Rob- It's actually very well known, and has been around for a while.
And remember Topless Roboteers: Knowing is half the battle! The other half is furiously masturbating to Power Girl.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 04:56:04 PM
The Great A'Tuin said:
@Rob- It's actually very well known, and has been around for a while.
And remember Topless Roboteers: Knowing is half the battle! The other half is furiously masturbating to Power Girl.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 04:57:22 PM
The Great A'Tuin said:
@Rob- It's actually very well known, and has been around for a while.
And remember Topless Roboteers: Knowing is half the battle! The other half is furiously masturbating to Power Girl.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 04:59:03 PM
Arsenal said:
Rob-
I am not near a copy of photoshop, but I decided to make somthing anyway, may not be a t-shirt and you might get a lawsuit if you made it but here is a poster
Posted 07/06/2009 at 05:05:59 PM
Arsenal said:
scrath that here is the link
Posted 07/06/2009 at 05:07:26 PM
Anonn said:
Ahh, so you agree with me, then that this is the better 'The Greatest Fan Film Ever Made' Cheers!
Posted 07/06/2009 at 05:14:42 PM
Zach T. said:
Fake Zach T: I'm sure your girlfriend will appreciate you posting a picture of her on here.
Also "cherry-poppin'"... really? Who the hell talks like that?
Posted 07/06/2009 at 05:17:40 PM
Zach T. said:
So just one angry person pretending to be me didn't like that picture. I must have upset the fake Zach. Obviously some fake never got their V card punched. That or is mad because siad picture turned them down
Posted 07/06/2009 at 05:22:58 PM
Zach T. said:
Fake Zach: What the hell is your stupid vendetta against me for? Is that your mom in the above video? That's pretty much the only way this would make any sense you sick fuck. It's not my fault that you've got the hots for her, you Oedipal freak.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 06:05:26 PM
Spinning the wheel with Ben Linus said:
Motorboat those babies
/VinceVaughn'd
Posted 07/06/2009 at 06:11:41 PM
Morgenstern said:
who is power girl? Why is she so ugly? And why does Superman look like a Zombie?
Posted 07/06/2009 at 06:12:11 PM
The Flash III said:
Good thing it's a fan film because the acting, actors, and script were awful. Bizarro looks like he's Chris-Kattan-sized. I hate to say this, but PG's boobs weren't big and round enough.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 06:18:52 PM
Zac said:
I always get so distracted by the unbelievably shitty acting and dialogue in these things that I can't appreciate the few things it does decently.
Is it that hard to find even remotely competent amateur actors to appear in your fan film?
Posted 07/06/2009 at 06:42:32 PM
The Great A'Tuin said:
Here's an Idea!
Topless Robot Contest: TR (De)motivational posters
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40191129@N03/3695259071/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40191129@N03/3695283683/sizes/o/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40191129@N03/3695283657/sizes/o/
Yes, I still carry the scars of the dreaded story.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 07:06:16 PM
Halfazedninja said:
I like the one of Power Girl looking for a job. Here it is:
Posted 07/06/2009 at 07:54:06 PM
Tittty Lover said:
Boobs not big enough. Sorry, that makes this a fail.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 08:25:38 PM
Marvel Man said:
Hmm....
Boobs do need to be bigger. Maybe she should've used fruit?
Wait, there's the open window. Darn.
.... CGI?
Posted 07/06/2009 at 09:45:08 PM
Strict said:
Wow! Must be late night TR. Never seen so many uninteresting comments. Sans spanish bizaro and suck soundtrack it was pretty good dialog.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 11:02:45 PM
The Real Zach T. said:
Fake Zach: What the hell is your stupid vendetta against me for? Is that your mom in the above video? That's pretty much the only way this would make any sense you sick fuck. It's not my fault that you've got the hots for her, you Oedipal freak.
Wow we right there have some sweet nerd rage. Good stuff fake Zach. I think it is easy to see who is the spaz out freak of the bunch here. It is OK just ask your mom for a hug and it will all work out, sorry I had to point out the only girl that will touch you looks like the trash monster from fraggle rock, I mean that has to be the reason behind it all
Posted 07/06/2009 at 11:03:39 PM
Mike said:
Glad you virgins could pry yourself away from WOW and the web long enough to tell the world you totally wouldn't sleep with this chick.
Posted 07/06/2009 at 11:04:54 PM
Zach T. said:
Fake Zach T: My mom's a fucking bitch who tried to steal money from me and kicked me out in the rain when I refused to give it to her.
Despite being a nerd and fat, I had chicks giving me their number all throughout high school. I chose not to fuck 'em though, since I don't want sex without a relationship and these girls weren't relationship material for me.
Why don't you go back to furiously masturbating into whatever issues of Playgirl you've got stashed under your matress in your mom's basement and shut the fuck up?
Posted 07/06/2009 at 11:56:49 PM
Shadow said:
I liked it, but a decent direction wouldn't hurt. She's got PG down but still sounds like someone who wants to please he boyfriend.
Posted 07/07/2009 at 12:12:13 AM
MadnessMonk said:
Nerd rage. Nerd feud. And nerds picking apart the appearance of a woman who would make jizz shoot out of their eyeballs if she ever said hello to them in the real world. ("Worst. Cleavage. Ever.") Ha, maybe instead of fappin' over your latest Faye Valentine hentai, some of you fellas should take five minutes out and practice "Hi, my name's so-and-so and I'm not a complete spaz with no clue how to talk to women." Some days, I really do love the internet.
Posted 07/07/2009 at 04:32:50 AM
Zach T. said:
MadnessMonk I'm good friends with girls FAR more attractive than that skank.
Posted 07/07/2009 at 07:55:41 AM
StormSigma said:
The video sucked, but as MadnessMonk says, all you little internet losers talking about how you've blown off hotter girls than the actress playing PG are full of shit. It's not that she's hot, it's that I am able to recognize a coping mechanism when I see one. That woman wouldn't even look at most of you twice, walking by on the street.
Get over yourselves, nerds.
Posted 07/07/2009 at 09:08:32 AM
Wesley said:
A one-note attempt at superhero "comedy" centered around a one-note character. Jesus, I'd be embarrassed to show this thing in public.
Posted 07/07/2009 at 09:44:42 AM
ZeroCorpse said:
Now kids; play nice!
Her hotness isn't the issue. It's her awful acting (and that of everyone in this piece) that makes everything uninteresting. As a former actor, some fan films just make me cringe when I see the sheer lack of talent on display.
If you don't feel natural saying it or doing it, then you don't look or sound natural, either. The best actors don't display their consciousness of the camera (or audience) when delivering lines.
Posted 07/07/2009 at 10:58:45 AM
varrior said:
./fap
@ZeroCorpse - I don't see the problem. Treat it like a bad porn, without the sex.
Posted 07/07/2009 at 11:33:53 AM
Xenos said:
Really? Fap material? I thought this was one of the better short fanfilms out there. From Bizzaro to Powergirl talking to Oracle, I found it a hilarious and accurate portrayal of DC characters. Though I think the one where Powergirl finds a job is also nice. Plus the same group did some Question ones.
Posted 07/07/2009 at 03:51:05 PM
Wade vs The World said:
If you nerds claim you would turn this chick down you can officially be classified as fags.
Admittedly she isn't the hottest girl I've ever seen, but shit you'd be a madman to pass up the opportunity to motorboat those titties.
Posted 07/07/2009 at 10:10:40 PM
Friday said:
As a current actor, let me just say that if you have shitty dialogue written for you, and terrible direction, you have no chance at all. The woman wasn't that bad at all, more like an actual woman than some perfect Hollywood bimbo. But again, it comes down to direction. Good director could have gotten a better read.
Big problem when you have someone writing and directing their own work.
Honestly, with that dialogue, and those action sequences it would have been damn hard to pull off, even if you had top tier talent and Hollywood CGI.
In the end, even if it wasn't great, I have to give them credit for actually doing something instead of, you know, sitting around on the computer and bitching about the world. :-)
Posted 07/08/2009 at 02:29:26 AM






