This might not be quite as perfect as the time Hitler's D&D character died, but it's pretty goddamn close. Turns out even Der Fuhrer has become disillusioned with all the Avatar hype, too -- he's just been hoping for an awesome sci-fi flick, much like the rest of us. "I waited ten years for fucking Captain Planet with cats!" pretty much sums up everything I've thought about Avatar so far.
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Paul B Frieling said:
This has been done before...BUT is SO FUCKING FUNNY TO WATCH!!!
Posted 08/27/2009 at 05:10:02 PM
Tantrix said:
Bruno Ganz is an awesome actor,you should look after some of his movies 8)
Posted 08/27/2009 at 06:07:14 PM
The Flash III said:
And who says Hitler never did anything good?
Posted 08/27/2009 at 06:52:28 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
I PEED MY PANTS LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!!
Posted 08/27/2009 at 07:24:02 PM
RobP said:
"Maybe the video game is good" is truly the last refuge of the scoundrels behind, at bare minimum, the promotional materials for Avatar. So far. Though, any marketer will tell you, you can't make gold out of shit. As a legend-in-his-time director, Cameron should know that.
On a positive note, the movie this scene is from, Downfall, is magnificent. Makes Inglourious Basterds look like the QT wet-dream it really is.
Posted 08/27/2009 at 07:32:03 PM
John Sheehan said:
I just got finished laughing my butt off, that's everything I thought about the piece of crap trailer. I was excited, now I feel cheated.
Posted 08/27/2009 at 07:34:14 PM
Patrick said:
I never thought I would ever say this in my entire life . . . but everything Hitler said is absolutely true.
This video perfectly summarizes my view of Avatar as well as old movie making legends and the films they make in today's digital age.
My favorite line: "Fox Studios would give Wolverine webshooters and a Batcape."
Oh my god, that had me laughing so hard. And it's so true.
Posted 08/27/2009 at 07:42:37 PM
demoncat said:
if a hitler parody thinks the avatar movie is going to suck and hopes the video game is better means avatar might as well go straight to dvd. and lol that video was funny
Posted 08/27/2009 at 07:46:59 PM
Aaron said:
It's a strange cultural turn that Hitler has become something used to complain about and make fun of geeky things.
He's a joke who complains about his banishment from WoW or his troubles with Windows Vista.
Somehow...this is an appropriate way for such a horrible person to be depicted in modern times. You want to go and incite some genocide? Well in 70 years you're going to be made fun of as a total asshole.
Posted 08/27/2009 at 07:48:05 PM
RobP said:
To Aaron: Is your statement a commentary or merely on observation? I can't decide.
Adolf Hitler was an total asshole. If you're opining that these sorts of things are bad, you miss the point that they're taken directly from a German film that depicts Hitler and Nazism honestly and powerfully-- Downfall. There's nothing wrong with using verve and wit, or turning tragedy into comedy, to make your point.
Also, funny people have been mocking Hitler long before the internet. It's called gallows humor, and its how people deal with horrible things like the Holocaust.
Posted 08/27/2009 at 08:06:25 PM
Aaron said:
@ RobP: More of an observation, but it can't be helped that there's some commentary in there.
Posted 08/27/2009 at 09:26:16 PM
Rika said:
i feel so bad for understanding german. those hitler rants just won't work if you understand what he's saying. i feel like missing out on stuff on the internet..
Posted 08/28/2009 at 02:13:05 AM
Pavel said:
Brilliant "Avatar"-Bashing.
@Rika
Indeed, it's not really funny if you understand what he says.
My solution: Turn the sound off and focus on the "subtitles".
Posted 08/28/2009 at 06:17:52 AM
Cornholio said:
el-oh-fucking-el! Great Video! Oh, and Rika, i have the same "problem". But i just turn the sound down far enough so i just hear the shouting and don't concentrate on the words...
Posted 08/28/2009 at 06:47:22 AM
darkmagician66699 said:
Just a question here, as I am a huge history buff - good AND bad human history.
This movie "Downfall"? Is it only available in Europe or is it available in America as well? And is it subtitled for english? Is it actually accurate?
Anyone know?
Posted 08/28/2009 at 07:33:03 AM
Dr. Communism said:
I rented Downfall from Blockbuster, once. Yes to all of your questions. I do believe it is based on the writings of his secretary, whom the movie focuses on.
Posted 08/28/2009 at 12:56:31 PM
Mebaman said:
I love the point at which when Hitler discernably says "Stalin," the subtitles say "Lucas." Don't know if that was intentional, but it made me laugh.
Posted 08/28/2009 at 12:59:50 PM
Cocacolaoso said:
I knew it! Hitler's meme didn't like it either! And now he is piss off at Hollywood again!
"All These old masters have lost their minds in the depts of a hard drive!"
Quoted for truth!!! Sad but true.
(My first and last time I'm quoting Hitler)
Posted 08/28/2009 at 02:52:05 PM
jeff said:
That was the best thing to come from youtube other then Lego people rocking out to heavy metalsongs
Posted 08/31/2009 at 01:18:11 AM






