By Rob Bricken in
Merchandise
Wednesday, Aug. 5 2009 @ 1:57PM
Yes. Pudding created to look like boobs. They're packaged upside down so that when you open them, they're both situated like the left boob -- er, pudding cup. Then you turn them right side up to remove the lid and eat the boob -- er, pudding. The brown packet is some kind of sauce, possibly caramel. I'm trying not to think to hard about it.
Obviously, I'm really disturbed at anyone who's so desperate to see breasts that he buys pudding modeled to look like breasts. I'm also disturbed at what the pink "nipple" might consist of (Is it strawberry? Shudder). But most of all, I'm disturbed at the idea of anyone eating faux breasts outside of an erotic-cake-bachelor-party-ironic-type situation. I can't help but feel if you're genuinely excited about buying and eating these pudding cups, then it's a pretty short trip down to murder and cannibalism of young women, is all. (Via Danny Choo)
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Snoodle said:
The picture also gives the rather odd impression that the box and that figure are making eyes at each other.
DMNYO said:
wow... just wow
carkrash said:
ahahahaha.. id like to buy this and throw it in the office fridge.. then ask everyone who's it is!!
Lo Pan said:
That MUST be pudding! Cause jello don't shake like... wait no.
awesome-o 500 said:
I think we are all directly to blame for this - had we not been so excited over the nerd cupcakes I don't think the TR gods would have punished us with this...
ZADL said:
A friend of mine (when confronted with weird Japanese things) is fond of saying, "We either dropped too many or too few nukes on them."
In this case, I'm inclined to agree. Especially after clicking the GIS link at Danny Choo's site.
NeverPlayedWOW said:
Cannibalism weeeeeeeeet
Catherine said:
Hmm, well, if people want to eat things that look like breasts then ok....However, they look kind of like large creme-caramels and if that is what they are then I want them, now!
doc_ock_4mugen said:
Edible boobs... What will they think of next...
Stick said:
I saw these things on AV Club once. Apparently, some are supposed to help your boobs grow bigger.
What do you expect, though? They also have canned vaginas over there. (I'm not kidding.)
darkmagician66699 said:
Let it be said that more than a mouthful is never a waste!
darkmagician66699 said:
Stick said: They also have canned vaginas over there. (I'm not kidding.)
@ Stick:
What's wrong with eating canned "vaggies"?
Ophenix said:
Brown packet with caramel? Shouldn't the boobding come with white sauce? :3
BorgQueen said:
It would make the most sense if this was actually baby food...
Gleeman said:
What? I gnaw on boobs all the time...
Oh, you mean EAT the boobs...
And BorgQueen wins the thread, game over!
Doc said:
Stick is right they were featured on the AV Club in The Onion.
IF I remember they were supposed to taste like an oddly runny tapioca or something like that.
They were also featured along side some kind of breast growth cookie.
I guess women in Japan are really self concious about the size of their breasts
GUMBERCULES! said:
I was stationed in Yokosuka, Japan from 1998 to 2000, and that is probably not pudding: The Japanese love flan. The recipe was brought from Spain when Nobunaga was buying large amounts of firearms, before Tokugawa slaughtered all the gaijin and closed Japan's borders.
At least it didn't come with a thick, white cream to squirt all over the boobs.
...
On second thought, that would be better than a brown substance.....
...
...gross.
doc_ock_4mugen said:
So they're flan boobs? flan and boobs... I like them both but not together...
Brion said:
Titty fucking to a whole new level!
Srshouse said:
I just *had* to be eating ice cream, didn't I?
NeoXorn said:
Vagina in cans and now edible boobs.
Thanks Japan!
varrior said:
*facedesk*
*facedesk*
*facedesk*
*facedesk*
Please for the love of man
Enigma2099 said:
What... the... fuck....
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
At least they didn't have a red jelly filling....
LoganX said:
Japan I love thee
Only you could make boob pudding
Strange yet so tasty
Lily412 said:
I think I've actually seen these before here: http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/
Allow me to translate what the pudding girl is saying:
"I welcome you to my hearty baby-feeders! Lovely as dango!"
