Look, I'm not going to make my normal joke here, because this thing just fucking shatters the scales of awesomeness. No jokes, this is the greatest bed I have ever, ever seen, and I think I would literally kill a man to have been able to sleep in it during my childhood -- and probably now, too. All I truly know is that if this kid ever has consensual sex on this bed, he wins everything forever. He will be crowned king of the nerds, and we will all be blessed under his rule. (Via Gizmodo)
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Lithroe said:
I have no idea why, but the first thing that came to my mind was "Wow, that really opens the room up. What a great use of space."
Posted 08/11/2009 at 02:06:23 PM
demoncat said:
the one question i have is how is the kid suppose to get into the thing to sleep in it let alone when the kid finaly does the wild thing on it.
Posted 08/11/2009 at 02:13:04 PM
Lithroe said:
@ demoncat
Check the left side of the picture on the wall. I'd be more worried about the kid trying to cram as many friends into as possible. Seeing that thing come down would be a sad sad day.
Posted 08/11/2009 at 02:21:12 PM
AndyHel said:
I never thought Y-Wings were that cool, but that is still all kinds of fucking awesome.
I got a beej while watching Empire once, that counts for something right?
Posted 08/11/2009 at 02:28:04 PM
Drew Stevenson said:
And on the 6th day the Nerd Lord created a Y-Wing bed, and it was goodly.
Posted 08/11/2009 at 02:29:49 PM
D.H. Writer said:
I think if that kid banged a chick who was in a Slave Leia outfit, he would instantly transform into the God of Nerds, and take his rightful place in Valhalla.
Posted 08/11/2009 at 02:40:19 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
I wanna know how well that thing is attached and what the weight limit is. Ya know, the tonnage calculations.
Posted 08/11/2009 at 03:48:40 PM
JOE said:
Maybe I'm being too optimistic but I don't see that kid having trouble getting a girl in his bed.
C'mon, you know that's a great sex story she can tell her friends.
Posted 08/11/2009 at 04:17:10 PM
Frito said:
It looks pretty sturdy. It is a Y-Wing after all.
Posted 08/11/2009 at 04:18:49 PM
RedLeader said:
If you hear "Stay on target...Stay on target..."
Don't come a-knockin.
Posted 08/11/2009 at 04:30:02 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
That was my point earlier about tonnage. Wasn't that the fighter Porkins was in when he couldn't keep it together during the Death Star suicide mission?
Posted 08/11/2009 at 04:42:12 PM
Gleeman said:
"RedLeader said:
If you hear "Stay on target...Stay on target...""
LULZ
Cool, but...it's a Y-wing...kinda the red headed stepchild of the SW universe...
Posted 08/11/2009 at 04:42:44 PM
TK8103 said:
Where's the love for the Y Wing? The X is over rated. Y's were the workhorse of the rebellion. Kind of like Impalas. They may not look like much, but they have it where it counts.
Posted 08/11/2009 at 05:44:35 PM
LoganX said:
That is the coolest bed I've ever seen in my life, and I'd kill or die to have it. I can't even come up with anything sarcastic to say... amazing.
Posted 08/11/2009 at 05:48:33 PM
Elektrizitat said:
"It's no good, I can't maneuver!"
"Stay on target."
"We're too close!"
"Stay on target!"
"Loosen up!"
Posted 08/11/2009 at 06:18:14 PM
Frog_Gentlemen said:
Does anyone else notice the portable CD player on the left counter? What, after the laptop, flat screen LCD and rocker chair they couldn't spring for a damn iPod?
Posted 08/11/2009 at 06:19:04 PM
LAY said:
I appreciate the qualifier "consensual".
Also: I once compiled a mix-tape montage of all the lines from Star Wars that could possibly be taken sexually for my girlfriend at the time. Myfavorite: "You cam in that thing? You're bravedr that I thought" [followed closely by "Stayin top of it!"/"I'm trying!"]
Posted 08/11/2009 at 06:55:58 PM
Blue Blazer Regular said:
That is seriously badass!
And I agree, if the kid has consentual sex in that, may his rule be a just one, for he shall be crowned King of All Nerds!
Posted 08/11/2009 at 10:45:51 PM
Wonder Woman said:
I have no words for how awesome this thing is.....
Posted 08/15/2009 at 04:51:06 AM
DHThomas said:
"Luke, at that speed do you think you will be able to pull out in time?"
Posted 08/20/2009 at 11:59:12 PM
ofcmad said:
The only thing that would top this off...(the bed is phenom) is if they painted the ceiling black with stars to make it look like it was in space. Awesome bed. I'd do my husband in it. LOL.
Posted 08/21/2009 at 10:02:12 AM






