The Greatest Bed in the Galaxy
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Look, I’m not going to make my normal joke here, because this thing just fucking shatters the scales of awesomeness. No jokes, this is the greatest bed I have ever, ever seen, and I think I would literally kill a man to have been able to sleep in it during my childhood — and probably now, too. All I truly know is that if this kid ever has consensual sex on this bed, he wins everything forever. He will be crowned king of the nerds, and we will all be blessed under his rule. (Via Gizmodo)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.