• The only thing that would top this off...(the bed is phenom) is if they painted the ceiling black with stars to make it look like it was in space. Awesome bed. I'd do my husband in it. LOL.

• "Luke, at that speed do you think you will be able to pull out in time?"

• I have no words for how awesome this thing is.....

• That is seriously badass! And I agree, if the kid has consentual sex in that, may his rule be a just one, for he shall be crowned King of All Nerds!

• I appreciate the qualifier "consensual". Also: I once compiled a mix-tape montage of all the lines from Star Wars that could possibly be taken sexually for my girlfriend at the time. Myfavorite: "You cam in that thing? You're bravedr that I thought" [followed closely by "Stayin top of it!"/"I'm trying!"]

• Does anyone else notice the portable CD player on the left counter? What, after the laptop, flat screen LCD and rocker chair they couldn't spring for a damn iPod?

• "It's no good, I can't maneuver!" "Stay on target." "We're too close!" "Stay on target!" "Loosen up!"

• nice battle damage

• That is the coolest bed I've ever seen in my life, and I'd kill or die to have it. I can't even come up with anything sarcastic to say... amazing.

• Where's the love for the Y Wing? The X is over rated. Y's were the workhorse of the rebellion. Kind of like Impalas. They may not look like much, but they have it where it counts.

• Now if the weapons fire as well...

• That was my point earlier about tonnage. Wasn't that the fighter Porkins was in when he couldn't keep it together during the Death Star suicide mission?

• "RedLeader said: If you hear "Stay on target...Stay on target..."" LULZ Cool, but...it's a Y-wing...kinda the red headed stepchild of the SW universe...

• If you hear "Stay on target...Stay on target..." Don't come a-knockin.

• Guys, no one tell Kate — the girl who won last weekend's shirt contest and said she's use her X-Wings to get off — because I don't want her getting arrested for statutory rape.

• It looks pretty sturdy. It is a Y-Wing after all.

• Maybe I'm being too optimistic but I don't see that kid having trouble getting a girl in his bed. C'mon, you know that's a great sex story she can tell her friends.

• I wanna know how well that thing is attached and what the weight limit is. Ya know, the tonnage calculations.

• Yeah, that can save a lot of space in a cramped apartment!

• I think if that kid banged a chick who was in a Slave Leia outfit, he would instantly transform into the God of Nerds, and take his rightful place in Valhalla.

• And on the 6th day the Nerd Lord created a Y-Wing bed, and it was goodly.

• I never thought Y-Wings were that cool, but that is still all kinds of fucking awesome. I got a beej while watching Empire once, that counts for something right?

• It's going to suck when the kid doesn't concentrate on the Force and Master Yoda's teachings and crushes his friend who's sitting underneath playing video games.

• @ demoncat Check the left side of the picture on the wall. I'd be more worried about the kid trying to cram as many friends into as possible. Seeing that thing come down would be a sad sad day.

• Yeah, as if a kid sleeps in that room.

• the one question i have is how is the kid suppose to get into the thing to sleep in it let alone when the kid finaly does the wild thing on it.

• I have no idea why, but the first thing that came to my mind was "Wow, that really opens the room up. What a great use of space."

• Better than the AT-AT bunk bed from a few weeks back?

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