By Rob Bricken in
Nerdery, Video Games
Thursday, Aug. 6 2009 @ 12:00PM
You ride a flying ostrich long enough, knocking other men off other flying ostriches, feelings develop. You can't help it. It happens. And it's no one's fault.
Okay, it's probably the videomaker's fault for this bizarre, disturbing, far-too-lengthy look at a forbidden romance between a man and flying ostrich from Joust, complete with graphic man-puppet on ostrich-puppet action. But I watched it and now I'm making you watch it, mainly because I'm a horrible person.
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Comments
GeekGirlDiva said:
What did I ever do to you to deserve that this early in the morning! ::cry::
demoncat said:
omg even though the things were puppets bestality is still wrong not to mention the ostrich stating its male then winding up with ricks baby a hermophrodite puppet. creepy in all ways though the creators deserve credit for their talent.
Captain Spadge said:
This reminds me of Howard the Duck in a bad, bad way.
Lithroe said:
When did Bruce Campbell become a muppet?
easilydissolvedinwater said:
So, I take it that that video makes up for the lack of FFF during SDCC?
GQ said:
God I love Joust. Played it constantly as a kid.
ZeroCorpse said:
Hm. I never thought of Joust as some televised space sport. How weird. I always took it to be the fictionalized account of real battles between warriors in a medieval/high tech, "ostrich/vulture as mounts" sort of society.
Asat said:
It's like FFF with fewer adjectives and more eyebleach. Also, "hate" and "intolerance" are not nearly strong enough to define my feelings toward that theme song.
Is the news anchor supposed to look like he's totally baked and touching himself under the desk?
FuryOfFirestorm said:
Featherback Mountin'
Gleeman said:
Should have posted that today instead of yesterday, called it FFF and killed two birds with one stone!
Lily412 said:
Dibs on "Unborn Mutant Love-Child" for a band name...
causeiambetta said:
Made me puke blood!
