You ride a flying ostrich long enough, knocking other men off other flying ostriches, feelings develop. You can't help it. It happens. And it's no one's fault.
Okay, it's probably the videomaker's fault for this bizarre, disturbing, far-too-lengthy look at a forbidden romance between a man and flying ostrich from Joust, complete with graphic man-puppet on ostrich-puppet action. But I watched it and now I'm making you watch it, mainly because I'm a horrible person.
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