This guy got to take a picture in a crowd of hot Slave Leias, and you didn't. He's a little husky and I'm exceedingly bitter, so I was going to make a joke about him being Jabba the Hutt, and then I realized -- the man hung out with more than two dozen Slave Leia. Ain't nothing I can say that's going to take that away. Which means he wins. Dammit. Thanks to Gumbercules for the tip.
Comments
Tonik said:
The shirt he's wearing just makes it worse. "The Man The Legend"? Really?
Posted 09/04/2009 at 11:20:36 AM
Jazz said:
Really, that guy got to take that picture. They couldn't find someone more deserving.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 11:41:38 AM
Arsenal said:
In theory this is a great thing for that guy. But I am not impressed all that much, not that the group is unimpressive to look at but they do fill the mold of "girls taht are willing to be photoed in mass as salve Leia"
Also whats to be envious of? I mean I have pictures being surrounded by Playboy Bunnies. Doesn't mean that 30 seconds later they were taking the same picture with some other guy that they wouldn't be interested in, it he was Y the last man.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 11:41:45 AM
runnerx13 said:
Which of the girls is the hot one? This is harder than "Wehre's Waldo"!
Posted 09/04/2009 at 11:54:22 AM
OnanRulz said:
Hey! I actually know the tall blonde Leia in the back row! She troops with one of my best friends on the Minnesota Force.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 11:54:30 AM
Moxie said:
Oh, and the "such and such girl isn't that hot" debate begins. Carry on, fellas.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 12:02:41 PM
Arsenal said:
@runnerx13
I think it is the one in the second row between the two in the front. I think might just be by comparison
Posted 09/04/2009 at 12:05:07 PM
Lo Pan said:
Ah HA! I wondered what really happened to Gimli.
One shirt to fail them all!
Posted 09/04/2009 at 12:18:50 PM
Anonymous said:
i've seen a lot of photos of crowds of slave leia girls reported on various blogs over the years, and this is by far the roughest bunch i've ever seen. buncha scruffy looking nerf herders.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 12:19:15 PM
Anonymous said:
that's photognome.
known throughout atlanta as "the guy in kilts who's always around with a camera to find scantily clad / naked fetish models"
Posted 09/04/2009 at 01:16:02 PM
GAT said:
All them chicks is nasty. Not one of them has shit on Olivia Munn.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 01:35:34 PM
Strangeman said:
After I conquer Earth with my army of Putties, I'm going to have a harem just like this.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 01:37:27 PM
BorgQueen said:
Awesome picture, lucky dude and hilarious shirt!
Posted 09/04/2009 at 01:41:55 PM
Black Snow said:
No offense to any of these women, but only about two of them could truly be considered hot. The others are all just decent looking.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 02:44:34 PM
Krugg said:
Wow. Nerds tearing apart girls for not being hot, despite wearing Slave Leia costumes. What is the world coming to!?!?!
Can't we just be happy there's even this many women in the world willing to wear that costume?
Posted 09/04/2009 at 03:19:29 PM
DarrenG said:
A lot more fugly Leia's than gorgeous ones. I think it cancels out. He's still lucky from a nerd perspective, but I bet if he got lucky it was with the ones in front.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 03:22:52 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
I wouldn't be a proud man being surrounded by that pack of ugly broads. Not that he's anything great either, but sheesh!
The word "MILF" can't even be used in this description of Leia's.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 03:27:06 PM
shoroko said:
I didn't realize those outfits came in so many colors. Though it kind of makes me wish there was a shirt, like one of those novelty bikini shirts.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 03:44:56 PM
LAY said:
Oh the girls are not ugly. Some of them aren't stunners, but almost all of them are at least average. And some are indeed, hot.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 03:52:46 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
@ Lay:
We all have different standards we judge by. Yours are different from mine. Isn't that great?
Posted 09/04/2009 at 04:05:15 PM
spacecase said:
I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But man those are some scary looking gals.
Wonder Woman and Slave Leia costumes look great on a cute gal. On a not-so-cute girl they come off as desperate plea for attention. Sort of the nerd equivalent of a 300lb gal wearing hot pants at Wal-Mart.
I give myself as a gal enough credit to know that no one (outside of my husband) wants to see my fat butt in a Slave Leia costume at a convention.*wink*
Posted 09/04/2009 at 04:31:13 PM
JPX said:
Upon closer examination of the photo, 2 things struck me:
1) The guy's T-shirt (The Man - up arrow, The Legend, down arrow)
2) Take a GOOD look at all those Leias. There ain't one babe in the bunch.
Best Gold Bikini Leia Ever: Olivia Munn, from G4's Attack of the Show. Blows Carrie Fisher right off the sail barge.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 05:32:56 PM
Chad said:
Slave Leia was always the epitome of unsexy, and this photo makes me want to barf and gouge out my eyes with a number 2 pencil more than anything else. This picture should have come with the disclaimer, "DANGER: cosplay failure ahead!"
Posted 09/04/2009 at 07:02:22 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
That guy in the picture looks like a level 10 dwarf from Warhammer!
Posted 09/04/2009 at 09:52:42 PM
Rotgut said:
Come on, dude. As one of my illustrious peeps above already stated, there are only a couple of chicks in this photo deemed worthy of "the bangin'." Seriously. LOOK at those girls. For god's sake, have we no scruples at all?!
Posted 09/04/2009 at 11:56:23 PM
Rotgut said:
And by the way, I think I see Octomom... first full row, first one on the left. Ugh.
Posted 09/04/2009 at 11:58:35 PM
Wade vs The World said:
Do we really need an arrow pointing out the fat guy???
Posted 09/05/2009 at 12:19:49 AM
hollowedout said:
How do you kill a photognome?
SLAVE LEIAS!
Sorry but I have that Halloween song on my mind now!!
Posted 09/05/2009 at 02:25:22 AM
Mistakes Girls Make said:
This is like Where's Waldo except you gotta find the one bangable girl.
Posted 09/05/2009 at 11:10:04 PM
Ghost said:
Seriously, did no one catch this?
Posted 09/06/2009 at 04:50:44 AM
clippersuper said:
Suggest you shut down comments on this particular topic.
Getting tiresome.
Posted 09/06/2009 at 04:59:36 AM
Anonymous said:
This is what Barney Stinson would call "The Cheerleader Effect."
Posted 09/06/2009 at 05:00:04 AM
Distopia said:
I fail to see the 'hot' Slave Leias. Are we looking at the same pic here?
Posted 09/06/2009 at 05:20:26 AM
Ruggy said:
Any gal who is willing & able to wear a Slave Leia outfit is very hot!
Posted 09/06/2009 at 07:44:08 AM
seriously said:
For those that are saying these girls aren't all that hot, remember that all that porn you surf is staged. These are what real women look like. They are not being paid but are here voluntarily. Sure if you want to compare them against good porn or movie stars, they aren't going to compare real well. But these are almost certainly chicks at a convention (wherever it is) that actually nerds are scoring/have scored with. These women are nerd hot if not porn hot. Savvy?
Posted 09/06/2009 at 07:48:10 AM
SHitHot said:
and yet only 1!!! is ACTUALLY HOT! Fuck sake.. stop making shit up!
should read:
"This guy got to take a picture in a crowd of Ugly Old Slave Leias"
Posted 09/06/2009 at 07:48:14 AM
Ralph said:
Just wait until PMS kicks in. He won't think he's so lucky.
Posted 09/06/2009 at 08:22:53 AM
Jason Woods said:
Dude that is scary! What is up with that!
RT
www.anon-tools.vze.com
Posted 09/06/2009 at 08:57:23 AM
Axis said:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/photognome/
The guy is an institution in the Con circuit, it's to where the pretties actually seek him out, like "photognome pose shot" is now a check-off item.
Posted 09/06/2009 at 09:26:03 AM
DarthJasper said:
I love the elitist dorks. "Which one is supposed to be the pretty one?" You guys are pathetic. If ANY one of these ladies walked up to you, dressed like that, youd trade your MIB 1977 C3PO to just brush her hair. The more you types try to cut someone else down, the more pathetic you seem.
Posted 09/06/2009 at 09:53:05 AM
Anonymous said:
Sorry, not at all envious of anything in that picture. A nice reminder though that hey, it could be worse.
Buried for overselling hambeasts
Posted 09/06/2009 at 10:29:06 AM
girl said:
Wild-ass guess: all you guys who are being so mean about how unattractive these women are wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell of ever bedding one of these women. Not because you're ugly (which you most assuredly are, but which women often overlook), but because you lack even basic social skills and you're completely unaware of what assholes you are. That is why you're alone, looking for pictures to jerk off to on the internet.
Each of these women is beautiful in her own way. It's called being human, genetic variation. If you ever left your keyboard, you might actually find that variety interesting. But please, stay where you are. We don't actually want you to leave your house. Thanks.
Posted 09/06/2009 at 02:25:48 PM
Anonymous said:
I think that there is at least one thing that we can all agree on. Thank God, he's not the one in the slave Leia outfit!
Posted 09/06/2009 at 03:01:58 PM
Punkie said:
I have seen this dude on livejournal a lot. http://photognome.livejournal.com/
Posted 09/06/2009 at 03:16:12 PM
Punkie said:
http://photognome.livejournal.com/
^^ That is his livejournal and he has a lot of hot women on there too.
Posted 09/06/2009 at 03:17:50 PM
ernst said:
Hot does not mean hot as in attractive. Hot in this context means the sight of these Leias is burning my retinas out. Thanks for destroying my eyesight.
Posted 09/06/2009 at 03:22:44 PM
Chadwick Tuts said:
Very few of those chicks are actually hot. Most of them are awfully ugly.
Posted 09/06/2009 at 04:06:31 PM
Anonymous said:
Remember kids, which one is sleeping with him? When you find her, let me know. Standing next to greatness does not make one great. So, oh poster, how pathetic do you look for envying that man?
Posted 09/06/2009 at 05:09:25 PM
Talented Moron said:
Actually this looks like a fucking Jihadist in heaven among virgins (His reward). . .
Posted 09/06/2009 at 05:14:59 PM
HelpDesk said:
Seriously, DarthJasper and Girl are all correct. So keep knocking home runs with your flesh lights, don't touch your sisters, and keep out of the gene pool. It is better off with out you.
Posted 09/06/2009 at 05:21:25 PM
Lazlo Toth said:
Kind of a shallow victory, isn't it? Are any of them ever going to talk to him, ever again, for any reason? He's stuck being the sort of person who would get that excited about a photo. So is the blog author. And the people who are all hung up on the idea that these women -- who are probably intelligent and a lot of fun, or they wouldn't be dressed up like this -- deserve to be judgemental twats, themselves. So... I think I feel pretty good looking at this photo, snuggling up to my moderately hot but brainy and perverted geek of a girlfriend, and looking down on the whole lot of you idiots. XD
Posted 09/06/2009 at 05:31:40 PM
Anonymous said:
I'm sorry but WHAT? I think I can see one single girl out of all of them that I would fuck. Anyone who thinks this guy is lucky has some seriously low standards..
I count myself lucky that im NOT there!
Posted 09/06/2009 at 05:52:37 PM
GrdLock said:
Yeah, too bad all those women in the picture are busted. I wouldn't want to be in that picture anyways.
Posted 09/06/2009 at 06:26:57 PM
nerdgasm said:
I see six of these fine ladies who I could make passionate love to. But I would not hesitate to fuck any of these babes when dressed like that. No problem!
Posted 09/06/2009 at 08:15:33 PM
Anonymous said:
there is not a single attractive woman in the entire group. fact!
Posted 09/06/2009 at 10:03:16 PM
Gary said:
That is the one and only PHOTOGNOME. The man, the legend, the luckiest individual on the freaking planet.
Go Joe!
Posted 09/06/2009 at 11:49:52 PM
Sambuntu said:
I'm always horny I'll do any of them right now.
Posted 09/07/2009 at 04:07:52 AM
spare201 said:
I'm going to comment "fark" style. Have them all bathed and brought to my tent, cept for fatty. He can clean up/be ablative armor against girls with puffies. /yeah I said it. I love nerds.
Posted 09/07/2009 at 11:36:57 PM
RyBo said:
Yea the novelty shirt alluding to his penis just makes this whole picture. It's so bad it's good. This guy rules.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 12:19:02 AM
Redforty said:
Maybe the image is just too grainy on my mobile but Id plow at least 5 of these biddies. And Carrie Fisher wasn't even hot in Jedi so it's not like they've got alot to live up to. ANH Carrie on the other hand.. I dunno I liked her younger with a little chub in the cheeks yannowhatimsayin?
Posted 09/08/2009 at 12:36:41 AM
Judgmental Basterd said:
Wow, so many girls that need make-up, are wearing it, but don't know how to apply it, particularly the lipstick on half those girls.
They all knowingly posed for the picture and knew that fat ass would post it online, so they have to be ready for the scrutiny, especially looking like they do.
The word "hot" should definitely be eliminated, or they should add "it was 95 F with 100% humidity."
Posted 09/08/2009 at 05:39:42 AM
One of those Leias said:
This picture is from Dragon*con three years ago. Congratulations on being with the times.
Those of you who are unimpressed don't need to worry. None of us want anything to do with you anyway, particularly given the lack of room in your mothers' basements.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 09:43:36 AM
StormSigma said:
Personally, I'm enjoying the dooshbaggetry on both sides of this.
"I wouldn't hit any of those broads, I think they're all ugly"
versus
"well, you don't think those women are hot so clearly you're some loser fat nerd who lives in his mom's basement."
It couldn't possibly be because maybe some people just don't like how a girl looks in a picture, right? No, it's suddenly "Well you're just saying they're ugly because YOU'RE ugly and you're a fat nerd who never gets laid."
Ridiculous.
And "One of those Leia's", let's set it straight. Some of us need more than "Oh she's a cool nerd for dressing up in one of the most played-out con costumes, so automatically she's hot" in order to find the woman in question attractive.
Just admit that your feelings were hurt because the comments in here got a little rowdy. It's alright that you're unappealing.
Well, unless you happen to have been one of the like, five decent looking girls in that pic, then I apologize on their behalf. :D
Posted 09/08/2009 at 11:27:30 AM
Summer said:
That guy is Joe, also known as Photognome. He's the one who always takes our Slave Leia photoshoot pictures. Every girl at Dragoncon absolutely adores him. He really is a lucky son of a bitch and probably gets laid by more hot girls at cons than any guy I know. Pretty much the only thing he always brings to Dcon (other than his kilts) are sweet tasting moonshine and condoms. And I'm sure he goes through his entire supply of both every year. :)
I wasn't in this photo (thank goodness, because some of you guys are really harsh with your comments... there's such a thing as tact ya know.) There's a difference between saying "he's not that lucky because those girls aren't pretty" and "look at those fat ugly pigs."
I personally think there are a lot of beautiful women in that photo.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 02:53:22 PM
BoredLizzie said:
What's funny: As a straight chick, this photo had no affect on me one way or another. After I was done reading the comments, the women suddenly looked ugly to me. That's the power of suggestion for you.
Posted 09/08/2009 at 08:32:11 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
My massive johnson wouldn't fit in any of those dames. I am so cool! They just wish they could be with me.
Posted 09/09/2009 at 05:00:28 PM
darkmagician66699 said:
Actually the guy in the middle looks hot to me. I'd love to get under that kilt. The grrls just scare me. Oops! I just poo'd my pants.
Posted 09/09/2009 at 06:09:04 PM
Des said:
Sorry, but I finally had to post a comment. 1) It's just a picture, 2) Most of them are butt fuckin' ugly
Posted 09/15/2009 at 03:51:37 AM
Anonymous said:
This guy is a local legend around Atlanta and for each one comment here about the girls not being hot, he has ten photos of himself with stunningly hot TV-ready women that throw themselves at him constantly. I have been personal witness to this phenomenon. He gets more high end tail than anyone here can imagine.
Posted 09/15/2009 at 07:57:27 PM
frankie smales said:
i think they are all pretty and totally
goregous too and they are all to die for
frankie smales
(harem slave fan)
Posted 09/17/2009 at 07:41:13 PM






