This is an honest-to-god trailer for a Japanese porn game. I know the announcer is speaking decent English, but it is not a parody. It is an absolutely real hentai game where aliens crash on the Japanese government, and decide the simplest thing to do is make a Japanese high school girl president, build a copy of the White House, and then -- because this is the simplest solution they could think of -- brainwash the entire world into believing the girl is in fact the president of Japan. Oh. My. Fuckkoalas.
I really have no words. Nothing can possible capture my incredulity that this thing is real. Honestly, just watching the trailer makes me feel drunk and hung over at the same time.
In related news, President Barack Obama was hanging out on the real White House lawn with a lightsaber. I don't want an argument on his policies on my nerd site, but hopefully we can all agree that is awesome as hell. (Via Japanator and Gawker)
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........I'd vote for her
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The pic is awesome! and remember Obama-kun y Hilary-chan! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIZ_5d6ylZM&feature=related
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this is one of my top obama pictures. my favorite is still his bumper car picture.
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There aren't words to describe the epicness of this. Whether it's epic win or epic fail is yet to be seen.
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It's been done in Sam and Max... Well, it wasn't exactly the same. The president was a psychotic trigger happy ADHD rabbit and not a flat-chested 16y/o, but I personaly think Max is a hell lot sexier :3
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I for one welcome our loli overlords. "The hero" must be stopped at all costs from restoring reality to its former suckitude. How is that game supposed to end? With you feeling good about putting the planet back into verge-of-world-war mode?
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"ALCOT!" Obama: The next "Star Wars Kid"?
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Hahaha!! I want that. Also I don't care what my hard core Republican friend says Obama is the shit. I don't care what he does. I voted for that, for that reason. No matter what you can't completely fix this country, so might as well have a nerd be the president.
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Love this pic of the president! He has an awesome inner geek inside like the rest of us! Go Obama!
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This is easily one of the best things I've seen all month. Obama with a lightsaber is pretty cool, too.
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President posing with toy lightsaber while obviously making saber sounds? Check. Hot wife puts her hands on her hips and gives him a disapproving stare? Check. What does this equal? Coolest pic I've seen all day. Thanks TR!
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Maybe Obama saw the same hentai trailer and thought it was real, he looks like hes ready to go jedi on someone
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Mr. President put your god damn toys away and finish your god damn work.
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I love this picture of President Obama. I thought nothing could top the Superman statue pic, but this did it. Now, I just need to find my Star Wars figures give one of their lightsabers to my Obama action figure-- for authenticity's sake, I guess I'll have to find one of my Obi-Wans. Though, a purple lightsaber would be much funnier...
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Funny. My wife would have the same look on her face too.
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The fucking president can't afford a legit replica saber? Really? He plays with one of the lame $10 extend-o sabers that even 7 year old me thought was a fucking joke? Seriously? Ridiculous.
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So I guess you win the game by fucking the aliens into submission? Then everyone else til their memory returns? The giant panda with glasses and old man too. Holy crap it's like a plot to a FFF.
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So I guess you win the game by fucking the aliens into submission? Then everyone else til their memory returns? The giant panda with glasses and old man too. Holy crap it's like a plot to a FFF.
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Just checked out the photoshopped pics on Gawker... Meme it may become, I sense.
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so he and the panda are gonna screw all the teenage girl presidents into killing all the aliens... really? that wouldn't even make a good hentai.
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@Jenn the Hen: The Panda wasn't that fucked up if you watch Ranma 1/2. But then again this is a game where a girl is made the President of Japan and the protagonist will probably fix the world's memories with his penis. The panda isn't that fucked up...
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The strangest part is the panda with glasses. Not the spaceship, not the aliens that look like 12 year old girls, not even the f-ed up plot. The scholarly looking panda really confused me.
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Russia is so tsundere~ Seriously, though, this makes my brain hurt in all kinds of ways. How far off is the WWII ero-game where the US, Japan, Germany, and Italy are all schoolgirls in the same harem that are fighting over who gets to be with the user? It's coming, people.
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if only he had a lightsabre in his office like Arnold with his sword..now that would be pretty amazing.
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Previous presidents dueled with pistols. Barack Obama duels with lightsabers. Advantage: Obama.
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Obama's nerd cred was well established before this. Someone track down THAT picture in front of the Superman statue.
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This is the greatest picture that can ever be.
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Wait, why is the bridge of the spaceship in the trailer an exact copy of the bridge of the USS Enterprise? GAAAHHH, my brain just exploded!!! Also, Obama with a lightsaber = fuckawesome!
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So the Obama pic isn't Photoshopped? Man, if only it'd been one of those Master Replicas things instead.
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How is that hentai? I thought hentai was porn? I just kinda fast-forwarded through the whole thing because the voices annoyed the crap outta me but I didn't see anything that looked like porn
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Well at least it empowers women....I think?
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That pic of Obama is pretty cool. No way to deny that.
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All Obama needs now is an Obamabile. And it would've been more convincing if they used a female voice over, a sexy one at that...
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also, Moefied Obama has already been done before http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAMFQmvvAVI
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That Obama pic so deserved its own post. :) Not sure what is better about this. That Obama is clearly making "lightsaber noises", that his wife is giving him shit about it, or that the pose he struck makes it clear this isn't the first time he's done this. :)
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1. 5 words: Giant Sphere of Nippon Isolation. 2. And that, young man, is why you NEVER lend out your toys to your father, head of state or any other authority figure.
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If he becomes a Sith Lord, does that mean James Earl Jones would do his voice from then on? Wouldn't be any problem screwing around with subcommittees <i>then</i>, I can tell you! ;D
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Wow, an international politics eroge? This is almost as good as the U boat war eroge released awhile back. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn0evLW-RhE http://zeroblade.wordpress.com/2008/03/20/u-boat-war-eroge/
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Looking at his face, you can just tell he's also making the saber noises as he's swinging that around, which has me crying with laughter. http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p231/sebulbax/fail/ThisPartysOver.jpg
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Remember, if you strike Barack down, he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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It makes sense that Darth Cheney would be taken out by Oba MaKenobi
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Obama is just preparing himself for the duel he's gonna have with Kayne West after he called him a jackass. and this Hentai shit doesn't shock me at all. I mean all that crap ties in with furries as well. THEY RESPONSIBLE THIS! JUDGMENT DAY IS HERE!
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What was Reagan gonna call his space-based defense initiative again...? I can't remember.
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HA! The president with a lightsaber! That's awesome!
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That just made my day. I only wish Stephen Harper was cool like that.
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Personally I love the victory/shame of Obama's nerdiness clearly being mocked by his hot wife.
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Japan-where, apparently, the drugs DO work.
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Obama-Wan Kenobi, heh. Yeah, I just had to say it. Anyway, I was never into those kind of hentai. No matter how many times they say she's 18, I know that, in their minds, she's 7.
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God damn it. It finally happened. Japan has shown me so many completely insane things that this didn't phase me at all. In fact, it (by Japan's standards) makes perfect sense.
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Awesome? Like your dad coming downstairs in his boxers in front of your friends. No awesome here.
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First the man called Kanye West out for being a jackass, something that desperately needed to be done, and now this. You will find no arguments here, that is, indeed, cool as hell.
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Finally, a president who will address the real issues: Groping on the subway Tentacle rape Just how many girls can be in a harem
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I don't know what's wrong with you, that made perfect sense to me. Are you telling me you wouldn't do the exact same thing in that situation?
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That is officially, awesome as hell.
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At least the big O is not using a Sith Saber... Or wearing Jedi Clothing.
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Classic Enterprise bridge alert!
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The man is a Sith...I demand someone photoshop that Lightsaber Red!
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