This is an honest-to-god trailer for a Japanese porn game. I know the announcer is speaking decent English, but it is not a parody. It is an absolutely real hentai game where aliens crash on the Japanese government, and decide the simplest thing to do is make a Japanese high school girl president, build a copy of the White House, and then -- because this is the simplest solution they could think of -- brainwash the entire world into believing the girl is in fact the president of Japan. Oh. My. Fuckkoalas.
I really have no words. Nothing can possible capture my incredulity that this thing is real. Honestly, just watching the trailer makes me feel drunk and hung over at the same time.
In related news, President Barack Obama was hanging out on the real White House lawn with a lightsaber. I don't want an argument on his policies on my nerd site, but hopefully we can all agree that is awesome as hell. (Via Japanator and Gawker)
Comments
MT3279 said:
The man is a Sith...I demand someone photoshop that Lightsaber Red!
Posted 09/17/2009 at 11:21:08 AM
doc_ock_4mugen said:
At least the big O is not using a Sith Saber... Or wearing Jedi Clothing.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 11:37:03 AM
Merle said:
I don't know what's wrong with you, that made perfect sense to me. Are you telling me you wouldn't do the exact same thing in that situation?
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:04:06 PM
drgnrbrn316 said:
Finally, a president who will address the real issues:
Groping on the subway
Tentacle rape
Just how many girls can be in a harem
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:05:42 PM
MyNoNos said:
First the man called Kanye West out for being a jackass, something that desperately needed to be done, and now this.
You will find no arguments here, that is, indeed, cool as hell.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:15:10 PM
Law Dog said:
Awesome? Like your dad coming downstairs in his boxers in front of your friends.
No awesome here.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:17:15 PM
ClancyDamon said:
God damn it. It finally happened. Japan has shown me so many completely insane things that this didn't phase me at all. In fact, it (by Japan's standards) makes perfect sense.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:18:45 PM
tredlow said:
Obama-Wan Kenobi, heh. Yeah, I just had to say it.
Anyway, I was never into those kind of hentai. No matter how many times they say she's 18, I know that, in their minds, she's 7.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:19:39 PM
Elijah said:
Personally I love the victory/shame of Obama's nerdiness clearly being mocked by his hot wife.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:24:35 PM
Kat said:
That just made my day. I only wish Stephen Harper was cool like that.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:25:30 PM
Dr Rotwang! said:
What was Reagan gonna call his space-based defense initiative again...? I can't remember.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:45:32 PM
Johnny Luchador said:
Obama is just preparing himself for the duel he's gonna have with Kayne West after he called him a jackass.
and this Hentai shit doesn't shock me at all. I mean all that crap ties in with furries as well. THEY RESPONSIBLE THIS!
JUDGMENT DAY IS HERE!
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:49:00 PM
King Psyz broadcasting from Little Big Planet said:
It makes sense that Darth Cheney would be taken out by Oba MaKenobi
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:51:52 PM
Gordon said:
Remember, if you strike Barack down, he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 12:59:57 PM
Sebulba said:
Looking at his face, you can just tell he's also making the saber noises as he's swinging that around, which has me crying with laughter.
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p231/sebulbax/fail/ThisPartysOver.jpg
Posted 09/17/2009 at 01:13:18 PM
BadNflu3nce said:
Wow, an international politics eroge?
This is almost as good as the U boat war eroge released awhile back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn0evLW-RhE
http://zeroblade.wordpress.com/2008/03/20/u-boat-war-eroge/
Posted 09/17/2009 at 01:17:18 PM
Ranchoth said:
If he becomes a Sith Lord, does that mean James Earl Jones would do his voice from then on?
Wouldn't be any problem screwing around with subcommittees then, I can tell you! ;D
Posted 09/17/2009 at 01:32:32 PM
Anonymous said:
1. 5 words: Giant Sphere of Nippon Isolation.
2. And that, young man, is why you NEVER lend out your toys to your father, head of state or any other authority figure.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 01:42:10 PM
Endroren said:
That Obama pic so deserved its own post. :)
Not sure what is better about this. That Obama is clearly making "lightsaber noises", that his wife is giving him shit about it, or that the pose he struck makes it clear this isn't the first time he's done this. :)
Posted 09/17/2009 at 01:51:12 PM
BadNflu3nce said:
also, Moefied Obama has already been done before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAMFQmvvAVI
Posted 09/17/2009 at 01:52:28 PM
Getsu said:
All Obama needs now is an Obamabile.
And it would've been more convincing if they used a female voice over, a sexy one at that...
Posted 09/17/2009 at 01:53:59 PM
Juice said:
That pic of Obama is pretty cool. No way to deny that.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 02:15:02 PM
NeverPlayedWOW said:
Well at least it empowers women....I think?
Posted 09/17/2009 at 02:35:11 PM
Monkey said:
How is that hentai? I thought hentai was porn? I just kinda fast-forwarded through the whole thing because the voices annoyed the crap outta me but I didn't see anything that looked like porn
Posted 09/17/2009 at 02:44:25 PM
Matt M. said:
So the Obama pic isn't Photoshopped? Man, if only it'd been one of those Master Replicas things instead.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 02:50:36 PM
Geoff said:
Obama's nerd cred was well established before this. Someone track down THAT picture in front of the Superman statue.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 03:44:06 PM
strolpol said:
Russia is so tsundere~
Seriously, though, this makes my brain hurt in all kinds of ways.
How far off is the WWII ero-game where the US, Japan, Germany, and Italy are all schoolgirls in the same harem that are fighting over who gets to be with the user?
It's coming, people.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 04:12:13 PM
Jenn the Hen said:
The strangest part is the panda with glasses. Not the spaceship, not the aliens that look like 12 year old girls, not even the f-ed up plot. The scholarly looking panda really confused me.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 04:21:45 PM
doc_ock_4mugen said:
@Jenn the Hen:
The Panda wasn't that fucked up if you watch Ranma 1/2. But then again this is a game where a girl is made the President of Japan and the protagonist will probably fix the world's memories with his penis. The panda isn't that fucked up...
Posted 09/17/2009 at 04:34:53 PM
sirenlove said:
so he and the panda are gonna screw all the teenage girl presidents into killing all the aliens... really? that wouldn't even make a good hentai.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 04:50:04 PM
Getsu said:
Just checked out the photoshopped pics on Gawker... Meme it may become, I sense.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 04:51:46 PM
cdawg said:
So I guess you win the game by fucking the aliens into submission? Then everyone else til their memory returns? The giant panda with glasses and old man too. Holy crap it's like a plot to a FFF.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 05:40:20 PM
cdawg said:
So I guess you win the game by fucking the aliens into submission? Then everyone else til their memory returns? The giant panda with glasses and old man too. Holy crap it's like a plot to a FFF.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 05:42:04 PM
Incognito said:
The fucking president can't afford a legit replica saber? Really? He plays with one of the lame $10 extend-o sabers that even 7 year old me thought was a fucking joke? Seriously?
Ridiculous.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 05:44:16 PM
Evan said:
Funny. My wife would have the same look on her face too.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 06:19:41 PM
RobP said:
I love this picture of President Obama. I thought nothing could top the Superman statue pic, but this did it. Now, I just need to find my Star Wars figures give one of their lightsabers to my Obama action figure-- for authenticity's sake, I guess I'll have to find one of my Obi-Wans.
Though, a purple lightsaber would be much funnier...
Posted 09/17/2009 at 07:23:03 PM
Potroast said:
Mr. President put your god damn toys away and finish your god damn work.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 07:58:08 PM
jeff said:
Maybe Obama saw the same hentai trailer and thought it was real, he looks like hes ready to go jedi on someone
Posted 09/17/2009 at 09:07:18 PM
jedieb said:
President posing with toy lightsaber while obviously making saber sounds? Check.
Hot wife puts her hands on her hips and gives him a disapproving stare? Check.
What does this equal? Coolest pic I've seen all day. Thanks TR!
Posted 09/17/2009 at 10:31:23 PM
SonicGTR said:
This is easily one of the best things I've seen all month.
Obama with a lightsaber is pretty cool, too.
Posted 09/17/2009 at 10:33:24 PM
Gabbie18 said:
Love this pic of the president! He has an awesome inner geek inside like the rest of us! Go Obama!
Posted 09/18/2009 at 12:21:58 AM
Kara said:
Hahaha!! I want that. Also I don't care what my hard core Republican friend says Obama is the shit. I don't care what he does. I voted for that, for that reason. No matter what you can't completely fix this country, so might as well have a nerd be the president.
Posted 09/18/2009 at 12:52:46 AM
Asat said:
I for one welcome our loli overlords. "The hero" must be stopped at all costs from restoring reality to its former suckitude. How is that game supposed to end? With you feeling good about putting the planet back into verge-of-world-war mode?
Posted 09/18/2009 at 05:25:29 AM
Ophenix said:
It's been done in Sam and Max... Well, it wasn't exactly the same. The president was a psychotic trigger happy ADHD rabbit and not a flat-chested 16y/o, but I personaly think Max is a hell lot sexier :3
Posted 09/18/2009 at 07:51:55 AM
Chad said:
There aren't words to describe the epicness of this. Whether it's epic win or epic fail is yet to be seen.
Posted 09/18/2009 at 09:55:48 AM
Jesse said:
this is one of my top obama pictures. my favorite is still his bumper car picture.
Posted 09/18/2009 at 02:15:41 PM
cocacolaoso said:
The pic is awesome!
and remember Obama-kun y Hilary-chan!
Posted 09/18/2009 at 06:33:47 PM






