• the walls are closing in. Quick brace it with something

• The female in the photo is from Suicidegirls.com. Quite a beauty.

• ok i know its not a starwars quote but i just cant resist....I bet she gives great helmet.

• you may fire when ready. never thought i would have to smuggle myself in them. if any of my parts will help ill gladly donate them. I feel a presence i haven't sensed since...

• Han shot first

• "NOOOOOOOOoOOO!!!!!!!"

• "You're breaking my heart, Anakin! You're going down a path that I can't follow!" "A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack." "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!" "Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot!" "Early must I rise." "Beware of the dark side." "I see your point, sir. R2, let the Wookie win."

• Who you callin' scruffy??

• At that speed, will we be able to pull out in time?

• "Eject Porkins!" "No, I'm alright!" BLAMMO!

• you guys are slacking: "Lord Vader....... RISE....."

• C3-PO has much to say on the matter: "Artoo says the chances of survival are seven hundred seventy-five ... to one." "Sir, I am fluent in over six million forms of communication. This signal is not used by the Alliance. It could be an Imperial code." "What a desolate place this is." "All this excitement has overrun the circuits of my counterpart here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance."

• How the hell did you guys miss this one? "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie."

• To do a barrel roll, press Z or R twice! --Wait.

• College humor? Chest hair contest? WTF!?!? I hope these are all young people with jobs lined up for when they graduate, because otherwise they're all fucked, seeing as how they spent their time carving designs into their pelts.

• I bent my wookie.

• It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

• "I need more men!" "Luke, you've switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?' -'Nothing. I'm alright." "You're not going in there!' -'They'd have to be crazy to follow us!" "I'm gonna get closer to one of the big ones." "There. THAT one looks pretty good." And that's all for now.

• "Your all clear kid. Now lets blow this thing and go home." "Look I ain't in this for your revolution and I'm not in this for you princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money." "You may fire when ready."

• Just as I thought...Mynock! Probably chewing on the power cable.

• "Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You've got a lot of guts comin' here, after what you pulled"

• The obvious, yet wrong: "I am your father."

• "Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?" "No reward is worth this..."

• "You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?" "Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing." "Not again. Obi-Wan's going to kill me." "I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. . . ."

• "That was no cave."

• why is there a pair of flaming D's from dare devil in the middle of the starwars tattoo?

• "We're going in, and we're going full throttle!"

• And I thought they smelled bad *gasp* on the outside!

• back to Transformers: "you've got the touch... you've got the POWWWW-ER"

• I just hope theres no worm already in there

• I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.

• "it surrounds us and penetrates us"

• Autobot chest hair is epic.

• Alright, let's get you cleaned up...

• This little one's not worth the effort.

• Talk about Scruffy Looking

• This is to most obvious: May the Force be with you.

• You will now witness the power of this fully operational battlestation.

• Stop peeping the snatch for a sec and check out the kickin' neckbeard on Optimus up there. Gross.

• @Patrick a star tours reference? Well done sir.

• "The shield is down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor." Is there a line in these films that can't be taken out of context? Best thread ever.

• "In its belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a…thousand years."

• (Points down) He doesn't like you. (Her) Sorry (Points up) I don't like you either. 539

• "Blast it, will you! My gun's jammed." and "Hey... hey, open the pressure maintenance hatch on unit number... where are we?" and "Ready for light speed? one... two... THREE... ... ... It's not fair... transfer circuts are working, its not my fault..."

• You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!

• But how could they be jamming us if they don't know... that we're coming

• Come on Han, ol buddy, don't let me down...

• @GUMBERCULES! So that means hat the Death Star has been blown up before...

• This many comments, and no one mentioned the thermal exhaust port?

• YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW! / NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

• Did we just lose Porkins?

• Sorry, accidently hit send before it was ready. Let's try that last one again: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point

• The Emperor is coming here?

• "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced." A little thinking for this one.

• You are required to maneuver straight down this trench

• Not bad for a little furball.

• I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.

• Yub yub?

• "I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come" (So sad when put in this context)

• "Many Bothans died to bring us this..."

• Punch it Chewie!

• " That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational! "

• Hey, my last couple of posts are showing up as Anonymous. What's up with that? (this is Patrick by the way, in case this posts as Anonymous too)

• How do you get so big, eating food of this kind?

• Dammit. Patrick beat me to the "smell" quote. He's on fire today. Just like this girl's ... BA-ZINNNNG!!!! I'm here all night, ladies and germs.

• But first, we must eat. Come. Good food. Come.

• Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion.

• I didnt hit it that hard. It must have a self-destruct.

• Stop that! My hands are dirty. My hands are dirty too. What are you worried about?

• Possible he came in through the south entrance. Rise, my friend.

• You didn't see us alone in the south passage. She expressed her true feelings for me.

• What an incredible smell you've discovered!

• SO ... you've got your reward and you're just leaving? PS: Can't believe we're more than 50 quotes in and nobody's dropped a "Don't get cocky" on us. For shame.

• I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie! I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss!!!

• @GUMBERCULES! Buzzkill. You shall double your efforts.

• There is another.......Sky...Walker... Hmm, that's no good. God, I'm SO bad at Innuendo!

• We're in a bit of a hurry, so if you'll just climb on...

• On a more disgusting note, for you nerds, that tattoo is covering a c-section scar.

• **All from Empire** Overkill, I know. Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. Control, control, you must learn control! This bucket of bolts's never gonna get us past that blockade. Hurry up, goldenrod! Or you're gonna be a permanent resident! Oh, yes, that's very good, I like that... Oh! Well, now, something's not right, because now I can't see! Oh, oh, that's much better. Wait... wait. Oh, my! What have you done? I'm BACKWARDS. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me. You're lucky you don't taste very good. There's something not right here... I feel cold. Death. -That place... is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go. Watch that cross fire, boys. The cave is collapsing. -This is no cave. There's an awful lot of moisture in here. Ohhh! Go away! Go away! Beastly thing. Shoo! Shoo!

• Away put your weapon! I mean you no harm!

• Pull out! You can't do any more good back there!

• Open the bast door! Open the blast door!

• even i get boarded sometimes...

• LAY, you win! How about: A wretched hive of scum and villany.

• One more (I'm in tears already)... - What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me. - The Empire will compensate you, if he dies. Put him in.

• So, I'm guessing that if she doesn't shave for a few days the Death Star turns into Endor? Doc

• Patrick's killing me. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? "

• If Obi-Wan caught me doing that, he would be very grumpy.

• You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like... wait no... Curse my metal body! I wasnt fast enough!

• She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

• Star Tours?!?!?! What are you doing here?

• I got two: No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. -Or slightly more twisted. I'm glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie! Take the Professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive!

• Hello there. Come here, my little friend.

• When I got to them we got into "aggressive negotiations." Aggressive negotiations? What's that? Ah, well, it's negotiations . . . with a "lightsaber".

• We're caught in a tractor beam, we're getting pulled in! Not gonna get me without a fight.

• Watch your mouth kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home.

• @longbowhunter: "Cut the chatter, Red 2. Accelerate to attack speed."

• Pardon me for asking, sir, but what good are snub fighters going to be against that?

• I don't know how it hasn't come up already but... I've got a bad feeling about this...

• No, THIS goes here, THAT goes there!

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