After I posted the teaser trailer for the X-Files porn parody The Sex Files, I hadn't planned on running anything more on it for a while. But the folks at New Sensations (who're the ones releasing the DVD) sent me this trailer, and holy shit if it doesn't look good. And I don't mean like a porn parody -- I mean genuinely good. First of all, it's not a comedy -- it appears to be going for suspense and supernatural horror, just like its inspiration. Second of all, it appears to have a decent plot (well, for a porn) and one I could actually imagine being a real X-Files episode back in the '90s. Third, and most importantly, watch it -- if there were no title logos and I hadn't told you it was a porn, it would just look like a really well-made X-Files fan film, wouldn't it? And not a porn at all, right? That's insane. And kind of cool, actually.
The craziest thing is that this trailer for the X-Files porn is like 20 times more interesting to me than the actual trailer for the last X-Files movie. I'm not sure whether because The Sex Files is being so well done because the last X-Files movie was so crap, but right now I'm going to say it's a significant amount of both.
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Bookfisher said:
Damn that looked awesome, cant decide if it is a omen of good or bad times, that porn looks so good
DarrenG said:
Damn WOW! VERY impressive! And to get people (at least some of them) that look like the original cast, pretty neat.
Peagreenboy said:
So long as the Scully-a-like gets nakie, my teen dreams will finally be fulfilled...
Patrick said:
Holy crap. They even cast an actor who looks like Skinner from the X-files series. That's amazing. And the plot is totally more interesting than that of the last X-files film.
I have to admit, I'm actually sort of excited to see this, and it has nothing to do with it being a porn. Wow.
Of course, as porn's go, nothing will ever be cooler than the two Pirates films. Those things are fucking hilarious.
Van Peebles said:
Not sure about anyone else but I don't think I've ever sat through an entire porn movie. This might break my streak...maybe.
drunkenhopfrog said:
I for one thought the recent XF movie was pretty good. Like a long stand alone episode not included in the mythos.
But, seriously, this looks like the best X-Files movie since the thing went of the air! Wow! I'm old and married but still a hella nerd. I'm going to have to watch this :D
doc_ock_4mugen said:
Wow... First time I can say that I wanna watch a porn movie for its story. Hopefully it won't be the last.
Gleeman said:
But if it's X-Files' style, shouldn't it be gorn instead of porn??
Spideymark said:
Well nothing makes sense anymore, only after the trailer finished did the thought occur to me "Oh yeah, it'll also have tits in it."
lou-bert vs. q-bert said:
POON RESPONSIBLE THIS???
kaseyK said:
When I start my all female biker gang it's going to be called Satan's Whores. You heard it here first.
Captain EO said:
The more you show of this movie, the more this looks better than it has any right to. I might actually have to pay for porn.
EVula said:
...yeah, I'm surprised at the fact that I really wanna see this.
CChaos said:
My god, that actually goes look both interesting and entertaining. My world is now upside down.
CChaos said:
My god, that actually goes look both interesting and entertaining. My world is now upside down.
CChaos said:
My god, that actually goes look both interesting and entertaining. My world is now upside down.
YamiEridani said:
The one playing Scully looks awesome...and the one playing Mulder speaks similarly to how David Duchovny spoke.
MattK said:
DAMN, that's either Mitch Pileggi (opting to remain uncredited since it's not on IMDb) or just about THE best look alike ever! The others range from decent to dreadful, but that guy deserves some kind of Lifetime Porn Achievement or something.
Kal-El Summers said:
I've watched that trailer twice now and wow... that's some nice attention to detail by New Sensations. The director must've been a huge X-Files dork.
CChaos said:
Oh, good lord, a triple post when I clicked once...
I really need to stop trying to post when the site is having the occasional lag fit.
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
Wow, just Wow. My mind is blown, how can a porn take off of The X-files look better than anything Chris Carter has done with the show since the seventh or eighth season. This really excites me(pun intended), it feels like I can believe again..
(well that and Ive had the hots for Scully ever since I hit puberty)
stanley Ipkis said:
Wow! I might actually have to watch this. And the porn is just a bonus. :P
Reverend Ender said:
This looks awesome for two reasons.
1) Because it LOOKS AWESOME
2) that chick playing Lilith is unbelievable hot, AND we get to see her having sex. Yes, I might actually have to buy this.
