WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS II: What You Call the Best of the Best

By Rob Bricken in Miscellaneous
Friday, September 18, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Clarence W WRT yaddle.jpg
This is from Clarence W. It will haunt your dreams forever, turning them all into nightmares of the man who wants to fuck Yaddle from The Phantom Menace, and its willing to use his own bed, a Fleshlight, and a color photocopy to do so. Shudder.

What is most disturbing to me is that this dude obviously really wants to fuck Yoda, but is put off because Yoda's a guy. "What? Fuck Yoda? That'd be homosexuality, and that's disgusting! No, I'd rather fuck the little wrinkled green muppet with the vagina, thank you very much! And since I can't do that, I'll simply hump my bed and kiss this picture of Yaddle I've put in a sheet protector so it doesn't get messy during intercourse -- AS ANY HETEROSEXUAL MAN WOULD DO."

Goddamn. Everyone should stop whatever you're doing, and just start drinking immediately. If you're lucky, you'll pass out in a few hours. If you're very lucky, you'll die. And you'll never have to think about this again.

But I don't want to leave you like that. So here's my final favorite WRT object -- a cross-stitch from Bad Conversation (who also once cross-stitched a lovely TR logo):
Bad Conversation crossstitch.jpg

It's the sad bears on either side that push it from mere cuteness to the realm of masterpiece.

And that's that, people. Have a good weekend -- as best you can -- and never, ever forget WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS. We all are, my friends. We all are.

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