World's Naughtiest

By Rob Bricken in Comics, Merchandise
Tuesday, Sep. 15 2009 @ 9:55AM
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Venerable lingerie maker Agent Provocateur has just announced its newest lingerie collection. I'm not telling you this for my health, of course -- the theme of the "New World Order" line is superheroes, and... man, it is just terrible. I hadn't really thought about it before, but if someone had asked me yesterday if someone could actually screw up a comics-inspired lingerie line, I would have said no. But looking at these "things," complete with titles like Hornette and Magnette, I'm just sad and ashamed and a little angry. If you want the full experience, head over here to catch the preposterous and mind-blowingly awful video explaining the "story" that goes along with these lingerie designs, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Tags: Apparel, Sexiness