This is just fucking stupid.

Thats the most innocent looking creepy thing, I have seen all week

Ordering one now.

ugh. That really takes creepiness to a whole new level. I have to wonder if it's a pure novelty item, or if there are actually some sick bastards who actually use this to carry their change/cash around in public. Trying hard not to think about it, but its no use....

That's actually not the craziest or creepiest thing I could think of coming out of Japan...

...unless it only opens from a small hole in the crotch on the bottom, allowing you to only slip two fingers in to search for what's inside. Then it is INSTANTLY the most awful thing ever.

@MattK

Good God man! Quiet, Don't give them any ideas!

Gotta love the Japanese.

This would double well as a carrying case for my PSP or DSi

@Capsulesn'Coffee

Even worse, you have to move the "bloomers" to one side, and there's a sound chip of an anime girl moaning.

I'm only surprised that it would have taken them THIS long to make it.

This is why people who criticize Truman for dropping the atomic bomb on Japan are wrong

I'm joking of course I certainly don't believe it's right to nuke a country based on the disgusting degenerates it would be filled with 60 years later.

Unfortunately, you have a point. were all doomed.

P.S. (think if people actually used that to pay for shit. Think of all the traumatized Girl Scouts.)

Um, why?

And: Topic is useless without pics, etc...

On the subject of bloomers, my wife didn't believe they were worn IRL she thought it was an anime only thing like the micro mini uniform skirts. Had to Google it for her...

Again, I suggest this feature be renamed "Super HORRIFIC Japanese Thing".

Here's the thing. It's a COIN PURSE.

Surely, they could have found a more anatomically apt gender-based design...

The katakana read `ichigo,` which means `strawberry.`

"It came free with a porn mag."

Does this mean you actually bought it?

Question: Is the title suppose to be "Super Terrifying Japanese thing..." and you just typed it wrong, or is this semi-regular section always been Terrific and I just read the others too quickly?

Damn it Japan!

About the article title, people, I think this has been covered before. It's poking fun at the horrible English names given to some show in Japan, like 'The Super Terrific Happy Fun Time Show'. And if you are just trying to be funny, you are failing miserably. The joke is old and sick. Let it rest. It has been around since the first installment and it is usually the same people doing it, which only makes me think that they are trying to be funny 'in the ironic kind of way' which only proves how much their ass needs a beating.

@DocBosch: Really? The hiragana says "ichigo" too.... Seems a little bizarre they'd write it in both. Mysteries...

Matt: You could also use your tongue.

jesus !- the "1-5/ ichigo" means that the pants belong to a student in grade 1 -class 5 - the homeroom is called ichigo -probably with a painted strawberry on the door.

just let that sink in for a moment

grade
fucking
ONE

high school kids classes in Japan usually don't use a fruit or flower theme to denote class groups...

... it's more likely meant to be an elementary school student's underwear

fuck me sideways!

SGMF - It could also be interpreted as a high school first year, class 5 - Kookoo Ichinensei - about American 10th grade.

@DocBosch hiragana desu.
And, yes, these are real. IMO this isn't nearly as bad as used schoolgirls' panties in vending machines.