By Rob Bricken in
TV
Wednesday, Oct. 28 2009 @ 1:59PM
I have no fucking clue what "this" is. It's obviously a TV program of some kind, but if there's actually a show where a chimp interviews/gropes Japanese actresses, or if it's a clip from some other show, or a comedy bit or whatever, the end result is still a chimp interviewing and groping an attractive Japanese actress. If you know, don't tell me -- I prefer to live with the mystery. And if you've got a brilliant David Letterman joke about the handsy ape host, don't bother. They've been made. (Via Warming Glow)
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Comments
bookfisher said:
Another reason not like chimps
Anonymous said:
It's been all played out. They just let the monkey whatever he does or they forced him to do so after HUNDREDSOFHUNDREDS of tries to succeed. Then using a voice actor for talking like the monkey would pronounceate lipwise and cut things.
Shit is predictable, but still what the fucking hell is up with Japan you Americans should've bombed it alot more than ones-
BTW, anyone watched the last South Park episode? It involved with Japanese killing Dolphins.
Arsenal said:
I don't care, Chimps or any other Ape or Monkey makes anything better.
Look if you traded in the Beef in TF2 Rob would have loved it, hell it would have been the #1 movie of all time, and lets swap out half of the cast of Heroes for Chimps.
Rob said:
Even I can't deny that TF:ROTF would have been infinitely better with a monkey instead of Shia the Beef. And it's not like it would have made the scene where the Beef goes to Autobot Heaven any stupider.
Arsenal said:
Stupider no, but when they are talking to Monkey leBeef about the matrix and he tosses some crap at them everyone would forget about the twins
clashcty said:
I want the chimps job.
edgreen86 said:
Letterman jokes have all been done?
Fan Fiction Friday - "Letterman of the Apes"
Jane, Boy and Cheeta.
And a top ten list.
I rest my case.
darthbogus said:
What's with all the hate. Monkeys (or apes) make everything better!!!!!! EVERYTHING! Even if the monkey was telling a lame knock knock joke this would be one the greatest things of the day. Everybody is being just a snotty. There is nothing not funny about chimps. They are natures fart jokes!
TrapJaw said:
I wonder if the Japanese will keep that show on the air when they have the inevitable incident of brutal chimp-on-cute-actress violence, similar to we got to witness a little while ago here in the states.
Hell, they'd probably make a thousand OVAs to honor the flesh-ripping, face-devouring little guy.
Anonymous said:
I have nothing against monkey, I love monkeys, they should get human rights as we!
But it's those fucked up Japanese that gives me the hate!
Yes, I HATE JAPAN, not the people in it, THE FUCKING SELFDESTRUCTIVE ''OH-I UST SAVE MAH HONOUR HAVING A 3-TIMES JOB AND KILLING WHALES'' CULTURE!
DoctorSmashy said:
Ah, yes. The famous Japanese TV show 'Family Fun Xtra Chimpy Time' starring world-famous host, Gropey, the 'Playful' Chimp. Japan's most successful show after this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2kajMH2u0
bookfisher said:
In the choice between chimps and Japan, I always choice Japan, since chimps are overrated four-armed hyenas who have evolved the ability to throw its own faeces (I know it dosnt make biological sense, but I hate the little, but twice as strong fuckers)
demoncat said:
that thing looked like lance lot link with a talk show. and the actress seemed to not be upset and figured the chimp was having fun with her.
magallanes said:
IMHO:
Japanese is still years if not decades ahead of USA.
A overrated and overexpensive old guy vs a monkey.
Who wins?. I bet for the monkey, at least is more fun.
Mr. Melon said:
All of a sudden I have this urge to watch reruns of Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp.
the_elan said:
Its Eiko Koike!
They ALWAYS touch her rack on talk shows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So0c6aTpbGQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRW-xjuOl0A
She doesn't seem to mind.
K1 said:
The monkey is well trained actually, apparently he has done a few other shows.
I know this may seem like advertisement, but this clip is shown as a part of Super Happy Fun Monkey Bash 7
http://www.mondotees.com/pl/Super-Happy-Fun-Monkey-Bash-7/84
Warning: Also contains the monkey doing a rendition of "Who wants to be a Millionaire" as well as Gun o' Clock and other mind twisting Japanese ads or shows.
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
It pisses me off that this chimp has a better job than I will ever have in my lifetime.......
I bet if you asked any poacher why he kills endangered species it wont be because "it pays well" or "I have to feed my family" it will be "I saw a chimpanzee whose spent his days wearing nice suits, dancing on his polished desk and feeling up hot actresses and I was like, you know what, fuck you chimp!"
Josh said:
love the fact that the chimp did a hard gay hooooo pose at the end.
suboken said:
This was a late-night show called "Chimpan-news Channel" that was on every day a couple of years ago. It was only about 10-15 minutes long, but it really was "hosted" by a chimp. He'd interview some celebrity, and inevitably wackiness would ensue.
Magical Shrimp said:
I'd be worried if a chimp kissed me, too. Who knows (or wants to know) where its lips have been??
Jay Leno should have been replaced with a chimp years ago. Then I'd actually watch the Tonight Show.
