Mr. Norrell (of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell) and Dolores Umbridge (of Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix).

Think about it.

Think about it...

Altair from Assassin's Creed and Elektra.....I mean c'mon, that just makes sense, though with their combined flexibility and climbing skills I would like a camera in the bedroom on THAT wedding night.....

I'm going to go with Gambit (Marvel) and Donatello (TMNT). You know Don is gay, and those Cajun's seem to be into some freaky shit. Plus the obligatory 'bo staff fights' joke.

And I didnt want to go double-homo, but let's go with the shiny Edward guy from Twilight and Dr Light (DC).

Quina from Final Fantasy 9 and Delgo

Catwoman and Tony Stark, she already went for Bats, why not go for Marvel's rich guy who decided to become a superhero after a personal tragedy?

Does the "no spin-off" rule preclude me from suggesting Starbuck (original BSG) and Starbuck (RDM re-imagining)?

If not, then may I suggest Starbuck and Starbuck? They're both brash, confident, cigar-smoking viper pilots, after all (and the fact that they're, uhhh, the same character probably bodes well for the narcissism).

If it does, then I will suggest Bender (Futurama) and a Centurion (re-imagined BSG- doesn't matter which, since there are Many Copies).

Robots need love, too, and this allows for inappropriate, "I am Bender, please insert girder", jokes.

A sandworm from "Dune" and a Sarlacc Pit from "Star Wars". Yeah, it's kind of crass but... yeah...

Odd: Cthulu/Papa Smurf
Sensical: Cthulu/Edward McTwilightguy, because Edward deserves to be raped by Cthulu for all eternity. People used to respect vampires.

Why, Waldo and Carmen Sandiego, of course! They'll find a place together where we'll never find them.

Crasher from the GOBOTS has a kid with MEGATRON the spawn of which turns out to be Cyrax from Mortal Kombat he in turn blows up the world ending all life on earth. This in turn prevents transformers the movie part 27 to be created.

So wait, you're endorsing slash? That's not my idea of love.

Shinji from Evangelion and Haruhi Suzumiya.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO OMNIPOTENT BEINGS MAKE LOVE? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

I will have a way more detailed writeup on this later this weekend. Possibly in fanfiction form. Oh yes.

Nathan Drake from Uncharted

And Laura Croft from Tomb Raider,

I think that's the most logical, there from the same time period, and galaxy and crap there even kick ass treasure hunters,

And for my second entry I would have to go with Smurfette and The Great Gazoo from the flinstones, cuz if they mated that would at least exlain the purple smurfs

The sandworms from beatlejuice and the sandworms from tremors.

Yeah now that is a sweet match up.

That or Willie Wonka and Candyman.

Joke entry(DOES NOT COUNT!): Mal from Firefly,Richard Castle from Castle, Captain Hammer from Dr. Horrible, and Nathan Fillion's character from Slither/Wash. All at the same time.

Cadbury the butler from Richie Rich and Daisy Duck of Disney fame. Just seems that after dealing with that rich brat & his family all day that old Cad would be into some funky stuff involving talking ducks.

Samus from Metroid and Princess Zelda from uh Zelda. Nothing wrong with a little lesbo action is there?

Huh... this is awfully fan fiction-y...

Ah well, I vote Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation and THELMA, the bizarre android from the ultra-low budget Nickelodeon space opera Space Cases. Just to their bizarre, awkward kisses.

This is something that I have given a lot of thought. Too much, in fact.

I would like to see Darkness from Legend and Hellboy move into a nice condo in San Francisco. They could have a lovely patio garden, grow some herbs, and screw like drunken bonobos until the neighbors complain of the shaking.

And although the aesthetic merits of intertwining prehensile tails has crossed my mind, I think I would leave Nightcrawler tied up in the corner as the gimp.

Actually...my best crossover couple would be Claire Bennett, OR (assuming he gets the regeneration power back,) Peter Petrelli from Heroes, and Capt. Jack Harkness from Torchwood. Hey, immortality's gotta get lonely. A cheerleader and or an emo-boy would probably help, right?

Isn't there some terminology for this sort of thing? Making couples out of fictional characters that aren't together? Shifting? Shipping? Slipping? It's something like that...

Stargirl (JSA, DC Comics) and Captain America (Marvel Comics). She's 18 nowadays, can you imagine how patriotic the sex would be?

neo from the matrix and beatrix kiddo aka the bride from kill bill.

Waldo (of where's waldo) and Carmen San Diego. beautiful, unfindable babies.

Snarf from Thundercats and Gleek from the Superfriends. Anyone who can stand them for more than a second deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

Megatron from Transformers G1 and Sledge Hammer from the same TV show.

gotta go with cookie monster and carnage (from the marvel universe). I also must point out that in this relationship cookie monster is clearly the dominant one, and his clear addiction to cookies (and the self destructive behavior that it fuels) cause carnage a significant amount of worry. Their relationship almost ended after cookie monster went berserk in a cookie rampage, but carnage decided that he was one of the few people that really could get through to cookie monster and get him the help he so desperately needs.

so far, all attempts have failed and the frequent abuse is pushing poor carnage further and further into despair and isolation.

Hao Asakura from Shaman King, and Solar Boy Django from Boktai.

Ash Williams (of the Evil Dead series) and Barbara (of Night of the Living Dead -- the 1990 one).

On their wedding day, they would have to fight off hordes of undead to get to the altar.

my first romantic pairing would be Mystique and Martian Man hunter. with Mystique one of the times she is male. mostly to see what off spring two shape shifters could produce. and second pairing Jabba the hutt and one of the worms of dune provided Jabba could figure out to find the female version .

Kaylee Frye (Firefly) and Maya Ibuki (Evangelion).

The two cutest techies ever. What's not to like?

EVA-01 and Optimus Prime.

Gotta love hot mecha action. It whould represent the unity between japan and america too :'D

I demand a FFF about this one.

Love-a-Lot Bear and Darryl Revok from Scanners. That way they can hold hands, skip across the country, and explode people's heads with their stares.

Jayne from Firefly and Link from Legend of Zelda. I know, I know, you're saying I'm just picking them for the weird factor but if you think about it, it makes sense. The minute something happens to the people of Hyrule, what does Link do? Break into their houses, smash their stuff and steal their shit. What does Jayne do when Simon disappears? Break into his room, smash his stuff and steal his shit. Not to mention they both love fancy weapons and killing things without mercy. I think they'd have a great time together, slashing, blasting and generally causing havoc across the universe (everyone else better watch out, though).

Remus Lupin (Harry Potter) and Giles (from Buffy).

Awww yeah, tweed square off.

Kiri wins the thread.

darth vader and rainbow brite

Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing
Sailor Saturn of Sailor Moon
He is the god of death.
She is the scout of destruction and rebirth.
What more can I say?

mad_man_moon: I think Mrs. Beakley would go better with Cadbury then Daisy although I like the way you're thinking. Cad and Beaks could talk about all sort of work gossip (what the butler/nanny saw for some crazy rich folks) before having some of the most insane role play any of us could dream of (what haven't they seen?).

caprica jason: The Starbuck/Starbuck connection is brilliant. I wouldn't have thought of it but I wish I had, it counts in my book although I used the pages of that book as rolling papers.

I would like to see Lady Redundant Woman, of Wordgirl fame, get together with Utena from Revolutionary girl Utena.

For one, Utena seems to be too dumb to notice it when people she's dating cheat on her. That would just increase when the character in question can make copies of herself. And Lady Redundant can make sex fun with her multiple copies and tendency to speak redundantly.

But since y'all probably don't even know what I'm talking about, I will make my second one more mainstream.

I think Kitana from Mortal Kombat and Aladdin(from the Disney version, duh) would make a good couple. He will show her a world of wonder and magic, and she can murder the enemies he's aquired in 3 movies and a T.V. show.

Kiri, Kiri, Kiri. Didn't you hear? Waldo is actually Carmen San Diego's gay best friend. She's his beard. Carmen is actually dating the farmer from Oregon Trail. After his entire family died of typhoid, he hooked up with Carmen when she traveled back in time in Where in Time is Carmen San Diego. They're very happy together, so far. He's so busy tending to the crops and just trying to survive that he doesn't mind (or notice) when Carmen disappears for days, weeks, decades for a time. He's just happy to have someone to talk and lie with on Sunday 'round noon-time, on speshul 'caisions. For her part, Carmen likes the space she gets and the scenery when she sees him. Plus, the farmer is great in the sack and hung like a pack mule.

Didn't you know all that, Kiri?

But that's not my answer! Wait. Yes it is.

Entry #1 for me is going to have to be Soundwave (Transformers G1) and Dazzler (Marvel). Think about it. It's perfect! She needs sound to have any powers, so he just busts out some hip beats and they're good to go! Plus, when she gets tired, he just transforms and starts playing Marvin Gaye and she's up and at them!

...This site has ruined me.

Dean from the TV show Supernatural (you know, the tall hunk who sucks demon blood) and Ifrit from American Gods. Why cut a demon and suck his blood when you can take other stuff :3 I smell a bad fanfic coming...

Alucard from Hellsing does Pyramid Head from the Silent hill games. Seriously, that would be one cool rapefest =^^=

Tony Soprano and Mario.

Oh man--Kara Thrace and Aeryn Sun. A soldier-girl power struggle I'd pay to see.

Smurfette and The Hulk....

Nuff said...

Entry 1: Hogwarts and the giant squid from 20,000 Leagues under the Sea. Just for laughs.

Entry 2: MacGyver and Kickaha from Philip Jose Farmer's World of Tiers series. They're the two most resourceful individuals ever and no matter what dangerous situation they got into, there would be no question that they would get themselves out of it again. Perhaps a marriage of mutual convenience, but sooner or later, no pocket universe could withstand the power of their man-love...and their ingenuity.

First choice: Yoda from Star Wars and Aughra from The Dark Crystal. This may be the best match. Could there be a better pair of warped, shrunken, shriveled, waddling little seers in in any galaxy? They both serve the same archetypal figure of guidance in there respective movies and both have ridiculous and formulaic speech impediments unique unto themselves.Add to that they were both (originally)represented by badass Jim Henson puppets AND Frank Oz was both the voice of Yoda but was the puppeteer for Aughra. Plus, as far we know they are the last of their individual species (assuming my theory that Yaddle is Yoda in drag)making the need for procreation all the more necessary; and who knows, maybe they have compatible biological makeups through the use of some force/crystal magic. While the idea of them copulating is soul-crushing, it is hilarious to envision a group of baby Yodas toddling around like shaven, painted mogwais and baby Aughras stumbling into each other and stealing each others eyeballs. and oh how the lot of them would grunt like little piglets.
Second Choice: The Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock and WALL-E from WALL-E. Self explanatory.

Ash (from Army of Darkness) + Red Sonya.

Comically macho ego/power couple.

Captain Marvel and...Captain Marvel. You know, DC/Marvel? Billy Batson/Monica Rambeau? Not only would it be wonderfully confusing to two universes worth of continuity, but it would also be a bastion of goodwill between the two eternally warring companies.

Plus, Captain Marvel could keep her last name...and rank. Is that how marriage works? I really have no idea.

doctor strange and the soceress (from he-man).

Hands down Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing (of Hellsing) and Balalaika (of Black Lagoon).

Nothing like two headstrong, independant women together.

Controlling countries from behind the scenes: check. Ability to be feminine and yet bad-ass while taking out low-lives: check. Never needing to worry about your partner holding their own: check. Able to mobilise both armies and hold mentally-unstable killing machines under their thumbs: check.

Ability to nonchalantly enjoy a quiet afternoon glass of tea together while Alucard and Revy turn the surroundings into swiss cheese without batting an eye: check.

Sign me up.

Thanos (Marvel) and Death (Sandman). Death from the Marvel Universe is a bitch.. Thanos wiped out half the sentient life in the universe and she didn't even give him a second glance. I'm pretty sure he could show Death from the DCU a fine time.

Wash (Firefly) and Anya (Buffy). They met up in the Whedonverse afterlife and realized how much they had in common - both died at or near the end of their respective stories, neither one of them got to have a full-blown dramatic death scene.

Okay a bit odd but how about
Simmons (TF Movies) and Chloe (from 24)

First of all, Aunt beast (from a wrinkle in time) and Romo Lampkin would totally hit it off (think of Aunt Beast as the Samantha of the galaxy). And for seconds, I would have GIR hook up with Luna Lovegood (they'ed be good for each other... cause.. you know ... "Whisper" They are both kind of crazy...

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace (BSG) and James "Sawyer" Ford (LOST). They're beyond perfect for each other. He needs a girl as tough as he is (maybe more) and she needs a boy that can stand up for himself. I never liked either of the pairings either of them get in their own shows, but they'd be totally perfect for each other (and smoking hot.)

First the Strange pairing:
Michelangelo (The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle) and Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana (from Hannah Montana.) Of all the TMNT Mikey seems to be the most childish and the one closest to his "real" age of 15-16. He spends most of his free time watching TV, Playing videogames, Skateboarding and Writing Fan Fiction. (In the comics he even becomes a writer) He's drawn in by Pop Star Singer Hannah Montana. (The double Life and being torn between them aspect of some of her songs clicked with the teenager who is forced to live in the shadows because he's a Mutant Turtle.) Also He's a humanoid Turtle, She's from the South (not saying that all Southeners are Zoophiles) so seeing her fall in love with an animal isn't that much of a stretch. (Especially if said animal saves her from Foot Ninjas... or Purple Dragons.)

The Makes Sense Pairing: Mikuru Asahina (TMo Haruhi Suzumiya)and Jabba the Hutt.

-Ronald McDonald and The Burger King

The most disturbing sex you could ever imagine.

-Captain Kirk (2009) and Kara "Starbuck" Thrace

Set phasers to "ecstacy."

Neo and Theodore Logan

Mario and Sonic, cliché as it is..think about it...
For years these two major franchises have been pit up against each other by fellow fans and only recently have we been able to actually battle together officially through epic SSMB fights and cheesy Olympic events. What’s to say this quality time together hasn't connected the two in some way? Sonic's cool dude attitude and Mario's friendly go-getter atmosphere are the perfect couple match. ..and what better way to give Sega’s downfall a chance to regain status by marrying into Nintendo's money?

What better way for a fan girl to spend a Friday evening reading stories of her favorite hedgehog locking lips with the mustachioed plumber with the on looking weeping Amy and a disappointed Princess Peach...

Shelob from Lord of the Rings and Aragog from Harry Potter. Both evil creepy giant spiders, it don't get more well-matched than that.

I think Pyramid Head has already been mentioned, however: if Prop 8 were to eventually pass and gay marriage made legal, Pyramid Head from Silent Hill could marry Pinhead from Hellraiser and they could both keep their original last names.

Master Chief and The Princess from Mario (Peach). The reason being is that bitch always needs to be saved and Mario takes a long ass time to do it. Master Chief would be the man! Sticky gernade a gumba and shotgun a turtle. Bowser would be F**ked.

I've always wanted to see Dr. Bones McCoy(star trek) and Kaylee Frye(Firefly)

I've always had a soft spot for these two
1.Cruella de Vil and Sauron who's hypothetical offspring
was used as a baseline for how evil person was in an order
of the stick comic
2Master chief and Samus Aran
if only because they would have the awesomeness kids
since chuck norris's youth

I normally hate character pairings and fan fiction and everything of that ilk, yet here I am imagining a Pyramid Head & Pinhead wedding cake topper, and thinking that it would be adorable. Then I think of the wedding guests: the lifeless corpses of violated monsters seated on one side and the tortured souls of the damned seated on the other.

Damn this contest for messing with my brain!

entry #2 Beetlejuice and Alice (Alice in Wonderland) she likes the odd fellows

I'm going for a FFF mash-up:
A holodeck adventure set on the sailing ship Enterprise goes haywire due to a subspace temporal reverse tachyon pulse anomoly singularity, sending Captain Picard (in full continental navy uniform) back to 1812 and is a prisoner of war aboard Captain Jack Aubrey's HMS Surprise. Captain Jack is convinced Picard is a french spy and is determined to extract his secrets by any means necessary. Lots of BDSM, rough anal, and watersports ensue.

@Rikari

Screw that. Amy Rose and Princess Peach. Their sheer combined pinkness would make the universe explode.

Col. Sam Carter/ Aeryn Sun - Hey, those stargates are EVERYWHERE.
Chiana/Samus Aran - pip's already pretty limber, and Samus? acrobatic, twister sex.
Capt. Jack Harkness/Vala - Torchwood's invited to help the SGC, this shit writes itself...

Here's a crazy idea: Ted from "Scrubs" and the Dog from "Duck Hunt".

No one has said the two most common pairings to ever bump uglies-

Samus Aran and Master Chief... Oh how the sparks fly from the dry hump- induced friction of armored groins

And who could forget

Lara croft and Indiana Jones, It’s crossed everyone’s minds, (what not yours…? Its not too creative or even hard to imagine) They meet up in some temple or mysterious ruins ….next thing you know passionate reverse cowgirl on the alter of an ancient god .

what’s better then roses on an alter? Eh ? Two lips on an organ…eh!?

You sick fucks...this entire contest has made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. We're all dangerously close to becoming that which we have so often mocked....sure we've all laughed at Fan Fiction Fridays,but now I'm starting to suspect that it was a laughter tinged with envy.....ADMIT IT!!!!! You all secretly want to write stories where Scrooge McDuck gets fucked up the ass by Megatron in gun-mode while Care Bears have a circle jerk in the corner which ends with Smurfs drowning in Care Bear jizz. Whos responsible this indeed?????

@McTool: Fuck you. I won't be getting the image of Shinji fapping off to a comatose Haruhi out of my head for a week.

for my second entry I'm going to go with treebeard the ent from LotR and the raping tree from evil dead. There is no way that this isn't the most perfect pair ever. Fangorn is the ancient elderly protector of the forest, whose love for trees know no bounds and the raping tree, well, it rapes people. but just think of all the dendrophilic fun they would have in the bedroom. it would bring new meaning to the phrase "old growth wood".

I'm throwing my hat in the ring for Marvin (Paranoid Android of HHGttG) and Marvel's Deadpool. They're perfectly suited and I'll tell you why

1. Issue Resolution

One of sources of Marvin's pessimism and depression is his inability to make full or even significant use of his godly reasoning capabilities. Deadpool on the other hand likes the feel of the wind between his ass cheeks as he jumps off a cliff armless. Whether it be trying to fathom Deadpool's acions, helping him come up with coherent plans out of
his happy-go-retard ideas, or just picking up the pieces, Marvin's time and mental energy will be plenty occupied. Meanwhile, Deadpool gets a helping hand pre and post throwdown (not that he needs it or doesn't like both sides of an ass-kicking, but he won't object to cutting down the healing/planning/non-action space between fights)

2. Stoicism/Impertinence Dynamic

Deadpool in many ways is a sixth grade boy with ADHD, a keg full of meth, and a treasure chest full of torture/action porn dvds. If he doesn't kill (or get killed by) his potential mate, then he or she will be driven away posthaste. Marvin has an incredible capacity for patience and will use Deadpool's "special status" as fuel for his superiority complex. Deadpool in turn gets to goad Marvin closer to his non-existent breaking point for eternity.

3. Symbiotic Abuse Cycle

Deadpool's probably closer to Alabama Man than to Edward Cullins so his partner's gonna take it in the chin from time to time, which in this instance works. Deadpool gets an immortal punching bag, while Marvin gets justification for his misynthropy, endless self-pity and complaining. His plight might be enough to draw in others who voluntarily listen to his bitching out of sympathy.

4. Humor/World View

Both possess an eerily similar worldview, even if their reactions and orientation to that world vary greatly. They will also appreciate each other's fondness for sarcasm and abusive put-downs (Deadpool might even be able to pick up some barbs to save for others). If their relationship even hits the rocks, they have this much to fall back on.

5. Physical Attractiveness

Neither of them are lookers, and neither seem to be shooting for the stars when it comes to partners. Besides, science proves the people (and for the purposes of this rant robots and mutant-esque people) tend to gravitate to people of similar attractiveness. Boom.

6. Technology

Marvin has experience with constructing and maintaining interstellar vehicles, which means Deadpool can travel through space without special, plot-specific circumstances; thus gaining harassment access to a subset of the comic catalogue that was a least partially off limits. Finally he can fly up to Galactus and laugh at his hat.

And I demand that C3PO perform the ceremony just so we can all watch the two of them drive him to depressed suicide.

*Sorry for the novel by I'm kinda in dissertation/procrastination mode right now

Fin

wow I messed that up, here is the repost with proper names this time.

for my second entry I'm going to go with Treebeard the ent from LotR and the Raping Tree from evil dead. There is no way that this isn't the most perfect pair ever. Treebeard is the ancient elderly protector of the forest, whose love for trees know no bounds and the raping tree, well, it rapes people. but just think of all the dendrophilic fun they would have in the bedroom. it would bring new meaning to the phrase "old growth wood".

The Doctor and Susan Sto Helit-- He's a Time Lord and she's Death's granddaughter, so she's used to dealing with aliens/time warps/ weird stuff. Also, her no-nonsense attitude would totally keep his neurotic ass in line, and he'd take her on adventures. Win-win.

Alternately, Sherlock Holmes and John Bender, Judd Nelson's character from The Breakfast Club. (Don't scoff because it's a gay pairing, Holmes and Watson were clearly lovers at one point!). Because, how in the hell would a Victorian detective deal with a smart-mouthed JD from the 1980s? It would be like a trainwreck.

T-cake - I came here to say that. Laura Croft and a young Indiana - what a pair. Fighting Nazis, dodging boulders, chest hair sprouting out of an unbuttoned shirt while boobies bounce all over - who could ask for more?

I could....

Picard and his engineer Kaylee.

Kaylee: I'd sure love to find a brand new compression coil for the seamer

Picard:........

Kaylee: You like ships. You don't seem to be lookin' at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.

Picard:........

Kaylee: Yes sir, Cap'n Tight-pants.

Picard:........

Then there would be dirty sex.

And I'm glad that the interweb is anonymous....

Here's mine:
Deadpool/Wade Wilson and Excellen Browning (Super Robot Wars).

Both are somewhat genre-savvy, free-going, use guns, and have a serious-minded partner/close friend (Kyosuke Nanbu and Cable) who can be difficult to talk to at times. In addition, both are rather blunt and honest with people around them as well as get on people's nerves from time to time (well, Deadpool ALWAYS gets on people's nerves). Oh, did I mention that they have no qualms with making fun of others (often to their faces) and breaking the fourth wall? And make clever shout-outs to their respective industries? Last but not least, I can totally see Excellen having so much fun chatting with the voices in Deadpool's head, and Wade ENJOYING every minute of it.

Sal Romano from Mad Men and Tobias Funke from Arrested Development. Can you imagine the conversations that they would have? It would be nothing but unintentional references to the homosexuality that they so desperately push down into the depths of denial. Plus, now that Sal's been fired, they could both be unemployed together.

Ugh, just fictional? D: Because my One True Pair is Oscar Wilde/Sir Walter Raleigh, but I guess I can't enter that, since they really exist.

Instead, I'm going to have to say I ship Joshua from TWEWY and Ingus from FFIII. Joshua, using his magical Composer/Jesus powers, bend reality to throw himself into Ingus' corner of the Square Enix universe. Ingus, being relatively straight, would only fall for Josh when he marched into the castle dressed in his finest selection of womens' clothing that specifically benefits him and only him in-game because SquEnix loves fangirls. But that is exactly what Josh would do, because of the stat boosts, of course.

Ingus would fall in love almost immediately, and they would get to know eachother quite a bit before he figured out how much Joshua wasn't a girl. Then Josh would start dressing in mens' clothes for some reason, Ingus would freak out, and they would have a wonderful Victor/Victoria-style revelation scene:

"I love you! I don't care if you aren't a women!"

"I'm not a woman."

"I still don't care!"

and then sex would ensue.

Pfft, that is such a lame pairing/story, since I made it up off the top of my head just now. Maybe I'll enter with something else later.

Mia Wallace and Beatrix Kiddo

your brain, go scrape it off of the wall behind you.

And right there you have the begining of Kill Bill 3 folks. Might even be able to work in a Vega Brothers angle in there as back story.

Thank you, thank you, no applause, no applesauce.

Fox Mulder and Veronica Mars. Oh my god, all the investigative genius going on here is totally unmatchable. I don't even care if they're romantically involved. They'd be the best partners ever. Plus, the snark! I can't even stand how amazing that would be. They'd leave no case unsolved and be sexy and hilarious while doing it.

and technically they're not spinoffs or in the same series so this counts!

ok, the elder Vega brother might be a problem, I see it more as a cameo sneak peak at my couple.

HeroPower: Captain Kirk 2009? No no no no no. I mean, I loved the new movie, don't get me wrong, but she would break Chris Pine's Kirk and leave him crying in the corner.

...... unless, that's what you were going for.

Constable Benton Fraser from Due South and Deputy (Chief) Inspector Sam Tyler from Life on Mars (UK).

Two honest law men, out of their elements, trying to find a way to get back to the life they know and understand. Yet, they both found friendship and happiness is the strange worlds of Chicago and 1973, respectively.

If Ray and Gene were there, too, this would be quite possibly the greatest, and trippiest, buddy cop show ever. It's not much of a stretch to see a HoYay everywhere on both of those shows, anyway.

Motoko Kusanagi and Locutus of Borg

or

Ravage (Transformers G1) and Friender (Casshern Sins)

Well, she's not fictional, but
Anne Frank and Goku. Forever.

@MooseBerry, LOL.

Although, if I paired Anne Frank with someone, it would be Jeff Mangum.

(This is not an entry, just a joke.)

Nanny from Muppet Babies and Doc from Fraggle Rock. Both are senior citizens with active careers, both go by monikers instead of their proper names, and both have experience taking care of and interacting with Muppets of various design. Only problem is, would Nanny turn human like Holli Would in Cool World?

Another downside to the Nanny/Doc relationship--it has not yet been proven that Nanny exists above the knees. She could just be a pair of floating legs.

Nice contest. Here's my two picks.

The Mighty Thor and the beautiful Wonder Woman!

.....
Think about it!

She's straight out of the Greek myths, while Thor's a Norse god himself! Still, the question over Wonder Woman's sex status might be a problem... It's an island without men....

And my second pick!

The stunning Power Girl and the villainous Magneto!

Once more, think about it!

She's an overdeveloped woman! He's a 70 year old Holocaust survivor in the body of a 20 year old!

She's the last character left from DC's Pre-Crisis Worlds! He's the last Marvel villain who hasn't bent down before Dr. Doom!

She's an alien! He's a mutant!

She had a kid who no one remembers! He had two kids who Marvel writers never remember!

Besides, Magneto would abandoned his villainous ways once he witnessed the mountains Power Girl carries! All will be forgotten!

I'm sure many of you can relate to this so here goes. I'm a guy who grew up with one sibling, and that sibling was a girl. A younger sister to be precise. So while I was busy kicking ass with Voltron, He-Man, M.A.S.K., Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Transformers, GI Joe, and eventually the Ninja Turtles she was having fun with Pound Puppies, Barbie, Jem, Rainbow Brite, My Little Ponies, and tons of other cutsie stuff I can't even remember. There were a few things we equally liked like Carebears, The Archies, Heathcliff and the Cadillac Cats, and Inspector Gadget. So seeing how different our tastes are you can image the weird ass relationships we had to come up with.

I mean she got a She-Ra and made me buy Jinx, Covergirl, and April O'Neal so she'd have a girl character to play with me. On-the-other-hand, their were no cool guy characters in the girl lines of toys. I was a fucking purple dragon from My Little Pony or those damned spirtes from Rainbow Brite or worse of all that limp-dick Ken.

To quote Sam Jackson, "Enough is enough, I was sick of those motherfuckin' toys" something has to be done, so we decided to crossover series.

It started off kind of silly where He-Man met Barbie and her friends. And while the adventures usually started off with He-Man joining forces with a giant woman named Barbie against poor Skeletor and his henchmen somehow He-Man, Orko, and Ram-Man ended up being invited to Barbie's dreamhouse for snacks and then chilling out in the jacuzzi with Barbie, Skipper, and Midge. Seriously, wtf? He-Man barely reached Barbie's thighs.

Now this was nothing compared to the adventures of GI Joe and Barbie where Flint was the pimp-daddy getting all kinds of Barbie tail after Barbie and her army of giant women toppled Cobra in about 5 seconds. To me this was even worse than He-Man and Barbie. At least He-Man had some bulk and size. I don't think Flint even reached Barbie's knee cap. Fuck me!

Come to think of it that's probably why I ended up getting chick figures so this insanity would stop.

Ah, but wait there's more. The day I got the 12 inch Inpector Gadget was the best day of my life. Finally, the 1960s GI Joe that was given to me has someone cooler to kick his ass. So now when playing with my sister Ken was a dumbass who got smoked by GI Joe the rapist who Inspector Gadget fought and then he got to go back to Barbie's condo and get it on with Barbie, Midge, and Jem.

Holy fuck! No wonder I'm so messed up.

So there's my crossover fuck up! The shit don't work no matter what.

The only crossover I want is myself in Riverdale having a ménage à trois with Betty and Veronica.

Leonard Betts and Deadpool. Think about it, one has to feast on cancer to survive, and the other is constantly regenerating his cancer-ravaged body. Match made in... well, not heaven, but someplace where crap like this makes sense. Plus, they wouldn't need a big fancy ceremony (Leonard's the solitary type for the most part) or a cake, just jam a candle in Wade Wilson's chest and let 'em at it!

Failing that, my other entry is Thomas The Tank Engine and the Hogwarts train.

Frank N. Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show and Hedonism Bot from Futurama. Thats a FFF waiting to happen. And for my second couple which I think makes a whole lot of sense is The king of all cosmos from Katamari and Galactus from the marvel U.

Serious Entry: I've put some thought into this and I think the best pairing I can come up with is Booster Gold (DC Comics) and Mel from Flight Of The Conchords. This makes absolute sense, as Mel is easily prone to hero worship and would follow Booster around praising his greatness, which would feed into his ego. Granted Mel might get a bit stalkerish on him, but he'd forgive in favor of the constant adulation.

First I would put Superman with She-Hulk. Since she is the only (non-DC) girl I can think of that could..uh..withstand his Kryptonian...uh...affections without being crushed (or exploded).

Second I would pair James Bond with Miko Mido from La Blue Girl (yes I went there). Finally someone who could tame Bond's shit.

Purple Pieman and the Winx Club.

GODDAMMIT I just thought of an even better one!!
OK so it doesn't count but here it is anyway:
Mrs. Norris from Harry Potter and Spot from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Yeah, I'm throwing my hat into the ring.

Jigen from Lupin 3rd and Henrietta from Gunslinger Girls. Everyone from Lupin has been shown to like grossly under-aged girls if you watch the correct movies. Jigen's no exception. In "Voyage to Danger" it's shown that the girl he ends up liking was a very young child when he was an adult. And Henrietta has a thing for older guys; she's always liked Jose, her handler. And they'd have plenty in common, both being gun aficionados. Now, if Henrietta doesn't betray Jigen and Jigen can get over the fact that Henrietta is a genetically enhanced killing machine, they could have something.

GLaDOS from Portal and the pie maker from Pushing Daisies.

Carter from Stargate and David Tennant's Doctor Who.

I'd like to propose Demona (Gargoyles) x Kalutika (Rebirth), for the cute, yet FFF-worthy potential.

Basically, they both share a common interest in the destruction of mankind. Both of them spend centuries developing complicated, Rube Goldberg-style schemes to execute it. So there's common interest.

Add the awkward gender-ambiguous styling of Kalutika's dress, just to make the gender-bender fanfic easy.

Imagine it done with the cutest dojinshi art imaginable.

Huge Big Eyed Demona: "So you're not human? You're a model god sent down from space to be crafted by mankind, who went horribly wrong and evil?"

Huge Big Eyed Kalutika in Super Bishie Mode: "I sort of wish I had seen you before I created a bunch of mindless followers."

Demona: "Why? Because I'm so cute?"

Kalutika: "I didn't think of wings."

Bonus: Exploit Kalutika's nature as a diety of light, and Demona's tendency to turn into a different species when exposed to light, for embarrassment comedy.

Second Entry:

Since I haven't seen Rule 34 reach numismatics yet:

Seated Liberty (as on US half dollars 1839-1891) x Britannia (as UK copper pennies 1797-1971)

Tintin and Lara Croft
That is all.

Michaelangelo (of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles") and Pizza the Hutt (of "Spaceballs") would make a lovely, yet star-crossed couple.

Their’s would be a torrid romance, the sort that can only end dramatically and tragically. Michaelangelo would one day awake with no memory of the previous night, and pizza sauce covering his hands.
He would pick up a knife and quietly say,
"Yea, noise, then I'll be brief;
O, happy dagger!
This is thy sheath; there rest, and let me die."
And, thus, end his life.

Tyrion Lannister from A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin and Professor Flitwick from Harry Potter. In a inflatable pool full of jello. And they're both wearing bright Lannister crimson speedos. And Flitwick casting charm spells to...err... increase his stamina.

...And the wand is much longer proportion wise for little people. I said it!

Doesn't count, but how about Rin-tin-tin and the chick who has a thing for teddiursas?

Alfred, Batman's butler, and Jeeves as played by Stephen Fry from Jeeves and Wooster by P.G. Wodehouse. These 2 are completely unflappable with 2 completely crazy, if in 2 two totally different ways, Masters. 1 is a ladies man although we hardly hear about it. 1 is played by a gay actor. Both are British, and so completely discrete...who knows what sort of fetishes and kinky shit they're into. I imagine it involves cleaning nude and drinking tea as foreplay.

Speaking of Edward Cullens, I think I'll have my second entry be him and Faith from Buffy coming equiped with a cross-shaped cattle-prod strapon doused in holy water and a garlic ball-gag on-hand. A couple of thousand volts will make that prostate sparkle.

"SAY IT OUT LOUD!"
"I'M NOT A REAL VAMPIRE!!!"
...buzz buzz buzz

(I wanna find a place for a wooden stake joke, but that would just end the fun.)

Lobo and Tank Girl

John Locke from Lost and Sarrah Connor from T2. Just because they'd make a bald John Connor that can stop Judgement Day with just a hunting knife. Ther kid could kick the ass of every Terminator, Cylon, Transformer and Polar bear in the past, present and future. Plus, all the criptic talk about destiny and fate would sound 1000% cooler. And if that's not awesome enough he'd probably look like Captain Picard!

Tintin and Indiana Jones. Why not? They both like travel and excitement. And Tintin's dog could chase away snakes. Or something.

Otherwise, why not Nathan Explosion and April O'Neil? That would be so brutal. Totally metal.

Indiana Jones and Lara Croft.
Let's just hope nobody gets raped and eaten by cannibals though.

Adding to my last comment, that would be the worst way to ruin any honeymoon.

Serious one: Dr. Frank N Furter (RHPS) and Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood). The sex drives of those two would be a perfect match, and Frank could never kill Jack permanently, so he'd learn to finally settle down with one partner!

One that could go either way: River Tam (Firefly/Serenity) and Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter). Just imagine that one.

I know I'm not gonna win, so I'll go with Anji Mito from Guilty Gear and Yuyuko Saigyuoji from Touhou.

Colossus and Aquaman.
It would be like the new ambiguously gay duo.

Personals section:

DOCTOR NEEDS TO HEAL BROKEN HEART
Lonely alien adventurer who's recently lost his home planet seeks similarly situated individual for companionship and romantic undercurrents. Must have particular fondness for planet Earth and not opposed to time/space travel. I enjoy travel, saving the universe, fixing time paradoxes and jellybeans. Please post response to docdoozie@gallifreymail.com

The Doctor x

Response:

To The Doctor
I read your ad and I practically squealed like a little girl (which I hadn't done since that wizard put my mind in Lana Lang's body). Like you, I too am the last of my kind (well, apart from my cousin, one of my worst enemies, oh and that city...and my dog.) but i do feel for you, man. I too LOVE the planet earth (ever been to Metropolis? AWESOME) and as for the time/space travel thing, well once you meet an older looking version of yourself in a magic-based alternate universe, nothing really phases you, so yeah, I'd love to travel! Tell me, do you have a costume? It's no matter if you don't, in fact it'll make a refreshing change. So yeah, fancy meting up for coffee? Anywhere's fine, flying's not an issue for me.

Toodles!

Superman x

Thus a romance was born...c'mon, don't tell me it didn't cross your mind!

Tony Stark and Samus Aran. They both like red and yellow and beams coming out of their hands. And if anyone could battle his inner demons, she could.

Also Pete from The adventures of Pete & Pete And the Wendy's Girl. Their kids would glow neon red!

Toad from Mario and Kevin from Home Alone, they're both minors but they could definitely fool around a little.

Admiral Ackbar and the Giant Squid from Hogwarts.
Ackbar is Mon Calimari- That's man-squid. They would get along very well but eventually Ackbar would feel trapped.

Gimli and Galadriel.
BAM! Said the lady.

I stuffed up on my previous post. I didn't read the rules. Dumb arse.
Can I have that turn again?
Mr Bean and Galadriel. Feed the birds!

Darth Vader and the Borg Queen.

Next week on TR FFF: Ego, the living planet and Unicron in WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE. Unicron can transform from a planet to a humanoid robot, and Ego...well, Ego can basically make giant tendrils or a giant face. So it's gonna be a lot of robot-on-living-planet tentacle porn.

Had a few drinks but try this one out

The Monarch and Killer moth

Um Capt Kirk and Capt Reynolds

Lets go with Me and NYX or Liz

and finally Megan Fox and Twiggy the robot

and for the stupid post just just go with batman and moonknight

For my first entry...

Mechagodzilla and the (evil) green ranger's Dragonzord.
I'll leave you with a mental picture of the city-wide devastation that would ensue, seen as both can launch rockets from their fingertips. And that's just foreplay.

Will be back with my second entry after some hard thinking...

How about Aunt May and Commissioner Gordon? Both of them often overlooked, both are integral to their characters' personality and morals, and both are old and alone. I know just how they'd meet:

Aunt May was lonely one night after Peter and MJ went on a romantic holiday in the Caribbean. She stared longingly at a picture of Uncle Ben and sighed, then spotted an ad in the paper. 'Lonely Hearts Wanted: Could it be Love for YOU?' She looked at it, then called the number and put an ad in: 'Lonely female. Mid-60s to Early-70s. Recently widowed and looking for love in a tall, brave man of about my age who is willing to fight for me. PS: I often find myself kidnapped by raving maniacs who for some reason want to kill Spiderman through me.'
Weeks later, having forgotten all about the ad, she went to the police station after being called up on some news about Uncle Ben's killer (TURNS OUT IT WAS SANDMAN, BUT ACCIDENTLY BECAUSE HE ONLY WANTS TO BE LOVED). She was told the news by a hero Cop from the big city, a tall, moustached man in a trenchcoat and was slightly flustered. Could this be the man of her dreams? She had never seen a moustache quite like his, and he had mastered the art of the billowy trenchcoat quite expertly. He sat in front of her and looked at the paperwork. He put on his glasses, and she could see his bright blue eyes in all their magnified glory.
'Ah yes.... the Ben Parker case. I tell ya, this one has had me and the boys up at GCPD scratching our heads something awful. So you must be May.' He looked up at her and finally their eyes met. Both their jaws dropped.

Gordon wiped his misty glasses. May was like a withered old prune - once beautiful, but now ravaged by time and all that has happened to her. But Gordon knew that inside she still had all her prune-y goodness, and she needed someone to share it with her. Her wrinkled neck quivered in the wind as she parted her old woman fringe so they could get a good look at each other.

'But.... it can't be.' He stammered.
'What is it, officer?' asked May, seductively.
'I saw your lonely hearts ad. It’s just gotta be you. You need someone to protect you. I was going to answer it, but I was just so afraid of rejection and I - ' He sighed. May put her hand on his.
'You saw that ad?' she whispered. He nodded.
'All those nights by the telephone. I wanted to call you, but - I - I was scared. You must think I'm pathetic.'
May shook her head.
'I don't think that.' They brought their heads together and were about to kiss, when.... BOOM! Sandman and Clayface burst through the police station wall.
'THAT'S RIGHT! WE'RE GAY LOVERS!' yelled Clayface.
'And it was our remarkably similar powers that brought us together.' Sandman grinned. They both changed into supermodels and started getting it on. Gordon took out his gun and shot the both to death, then put their corpses in Arkham and The Triskelion respectively.
'My hero,' May giggled, and they had three happy weeks together as lovers. Then Gordon went back to Gotham and they never saw each other again. May nearly killed herself, but didn't.

END

How about Aunt May and Commissioner Gordon? Both of them often overlooked, both are integral to their characters' personality and morals, and both are old and alone. I know just how they'd meet:

Aunt May was lonely one night after Peter and MJ went on a romantic holiday in the Caribbean. She stared longingly at a picture of Uncle Ben and sighed, then spotted an ad in the paper. 'Lonely Hearts Wanted: Could it be Love for YOU?' She looked at it, then called the number and put an ad in: 'Lonely female. Mid-60s to Early-70s. Recently widowed and looking for love in a tall, brave man of about my age who is willing to fight for me. PS: I often find myself kidnapped by raving maniacs who for some reason want to kill Spiderman through me.'
Weeks later, having forgotten all about the ad, she went to the police station after being called up on some news about Uncle Ben's killer (TURNS OUT IT WAS SANDMAN, BUT ACCIDENTLY BECAUSE HE ONLY WANTS TO BE LOVED). She was told the news by a hero Cop from the big city, a tall, moustached man in a trenchcoat and was slightly flustered. Could this be the man of her dreams? She had never seen a moustache quite like his, and he had mastered the art of the billowy trenchcoat quite expertly. He sat in front of her and looked at the paperwork. He put on his glasses, and she could see his bright blue eyes in all their magnified glory.
'Ah yes.... the Ben Parker case. I tell ya, this one has had me and the boys up at GCPD scratching our heads something awful. So you must be May.' He looked up at her and finally their eyes met. Both their jaws dropped.

Gordon wiped his misty glasses. May was like a withered old prune - once beautiful, but now ravaged by time and all that has happened to her. But Gordon knew that inside she still had all her prune-y goodness, and she needed someone to share it with her. Her wrinkled neck quivered in the wind as she parted her old woman fringe so they could get a good look at each other.

'But.... it can't be.' He stammered.
'What is it, officer?' asked May, seductively.
'I saw your lonely hearts ad. It’s just gotta be you. You need someone to protect you. I was going to answer it, but I was just so afraid of rejection and I - ' He sighed. May put her hand on his.
'You saw that ad?' she whispered. He nodded.
'All those nights by the telephone. I wanted to call you, but - I - I was scared. You must think I'm pathetic.'
May shook her head.
'I don't think that.' They brought their heads together and were about to kiss, when.... BOOM! Sandman and Clayface burst through the police station wall.
'THAT'S RIGHT! WE'RE GAY LOVERS!' yelled Clayface.
'And it was our remarkably similar powers that brought us together.' Sandman grinned. They both changed into supermodels and started getting it on. Gordon took out his gun and shot the both to death, then put their corpses in Arkham and The Triskelion respectively.
'My hero,' May giggled, and they had three happy weeks together as lovers. Then Gordon went back to Gotham and they never saw each other again. May nearly killed herself, but didn't.

END

GODDAMMIT WHY THE HELL DID I POST THAT SHIT TWICE
And in case no-one got it, first entry: Aunt May and Commissioner Gordon
Second entry: Sandman and Clayface!

Sorry. But, as someone who already cant stand the absolute WORST of all fanbased atrocities, (namely, that of the dreaded "pairing" fad), I must sadly decline from remotely giving a shit about this particular contest or topic.

Ok, had a think, was gonna say that my second entry would be Riddick and Lursa and B'Etor Duras but seen as I don't know if threesomes are acceptable I'm gonna go with...

Tracy Strauss and Odo, for some liquid funk.

Eh, what the hell...Jordan Cochran from cult hit Real Genius, and Heinrich Dorfmann, from the classic 1965 film Flight of the Phoenix. It's like Gadget from "Rescue Rangers" meets Egon Spengler, if Egon were a sulky ex-Nazi!

Come to think of it, I don't know why I didn't just suggest Jordan/Egon outright. Or even Gadget/Egon, for that matter, despite the obvious...er, physical and sociological challanges involved. (Bah! It's probably not anything that couldn't be overcome with the power of SCIENCE!)

Nancy Drew and The Riddler from Batman.

Second entry: The Hulk and Mr. Fantastic (the only character that could really...umm..."accommodate" the big guy)

Captain Jack and Captain Kirk. Both are time-traveling adventurers. Jack could help Kirk find his gay side, Kirk could teach Jack the Federation Protocol and provide a space organization that doesn't want to kill the Doctor. Not to mention they've both lost family to aliens.

Dr Strange from Marvel U and Albus Dumbledore from harry potter, alright first off The big D is Gay and looking for some love (dude hanged around preteens way to much) and finds it in the sexual repressed doctor strange, don't tell me that guy isn't gay, the goatee, the outfit, the fact he has a Tibetan slave named named Wong. And thus sweet magical love was created.

Entry the first: Dr. Smith from "Lost in Space" and C3P0 from "Star Wars." Both are unbelievably fey and both talk way too much. They also seem to harbor a strange contempt for their companions (Will and R2D2). And, you can tell Dr. Smith has a thing for robots.

Cthulu and the Giant Squid from Watchmen! a match made....somewhere....

also Iron Man and Kaylee from Serenity. What he breaks, she fixes.

Okay, one of the characters involved is based on a real person so I'm not sure if it's a valid entry, but consider this: Bernie Wiseman from Gundam 0080 and Wendy from... well, Wendy's. Bernie has a history of liking redheads and they both like hamburgers.

Entry the second: Ursula the Sea Witch from Disney's "The Little Mermaid" and Scorpius from "Farscape." Seriously. She's half octopus, while he's half alien lizard. She stole her rival's voice for her own nefarious purposes, while he inadvertently stole his rival's power of speech while stealing a part of his brain for nefarious purposes. Her personality is overbearing and dominatrix-like, while he is often forced to submit to more powerful women. They both enjoy double-crossing, murder and leviathans.

I have a feeling, somehow, that Uncle Iroh and Nanny Ogg would get along very well.

its so unearthing to see how toplessrobot turns each one of us into a fanfic-writing middle school girl...
speaking of middle school fanfic-writers... I wrote this in middle school! (summary)

An evil doctor needs to travel through time in order to stop the war from ever beginning, but he needs someone to test it on. He finds a pack of four wolves and decides to use the fat one with the black collar...
Meanwhile, Agumon alerts Tai that there has been a strange creature found in the Digiworld. When Tai finally gets there (after explicit scenes with Matt and Izzy) he finds a wolf that appears to have had his fur burnt. Agumon has to leave (for sum reason) leaving Tai alone wit the wolf. The boy decides to get water and when he comes back the wolf is now a naked teenage boy sitting up.
His name is Hige...
In the story we learn that Wolf's Rain was just a computer game that Tai liked playing and the machine the doctor created sent the wolf outside of the game and into the Digiworld that happened to be connected on Tai's computer.
Tai had always found Hige attractive from playing the game.
This eventually has boy-on-wolfboy sex and the Digimon helping open up a portal back into the game.
As Hige floats into the video game, him and Tai share a passionate kiss...

Yes... that's my entry...
I wrote it exactly 7 years ago... and i still remember the details... ugh
Tai+Hige

Oracle from BATMAN and Jet Bradley from TRON 2.0.

Alright here we go.

Han Solo & Leela

Jabba the Hutt & Queen Slug-for-a-butt

Someone needs to tell Karma that it's gonna get 'em. I didn't realize the Buddhist/Hindu concept was such a damn stick in the mud.

I would say the best pairing I can think of is
Faith from Buffy, and Caroline from dollhouse. Mmmm twice the Dushku!

This contest will spawn many mind-disturbing FFFs.......

I would have to go for Uhura and Lando Calrissian. Their love child would bring trekkies and star wars fans together.

Dante from Devil May Cry with Ash Williams from Evil Dead. They'd exchange the cheesiest pickup lines ever created, slaughter zombies all night, and discover a new erotic use for Ash's stump.

Yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Abe from Hellboy and Deanna from TNG.

I will go with snarf and scrapy doo. Why you may ask? Simple, take two of the most annoying animal sidekicks that did as little good for the rest of the team as possible. Seriously all snarf ever did was get captured and the same for scrapy. Put the two on screen together and you have head popping, brain liquifing, stupidity.

Captain Jack Harkness/everyone. That is all.

disney/final fantasy, oh... wait

Kasey McKenna from Frank Miller's Ronin would find a rather strong liking to Wolverine, who is basically the perfect blend of her tobacco-smoking smart-ass husband Peter and the stoic katana wielding Ronin from her own universe.

I'm sure Peter McKenna is a charming man who can make his wife laugh at any moment, but his frail frame and poor stamina is likely to make him a terrible bed mate. The Ronin has his strength and heroism but the language barrier could make a long-term relationship iffy. Wolverine is charming, loves cigars and can kick anyone's ass in the Marvel Universe. He's also experienced in relationships with strong black women like Kasey (Storm).

Captain Spadge said:
"John Locke from Lost and Sarrah Connor from T2. All the criptic talk about destiny and fate would sound 1000% cooler."

That's win right there, AT LEAST runner up!

I agree with longbowhunter, I think this is like a bunch of macho guys 'prentending' to be gay for laughs. Having said that, someone oil me up.

I think everlurker found something perversely special with Picard and Kaylee.

For my own odd coupling:

Aslan from Narnia and Cringer/Battlecat from the original He-Man. Cringer could keep house, wearing a frilly apron while Aslan was out aligning the cosmos with deep magic and what not. They could share a nice dinner, and than go into the bedroom and Battlecat could do all that kinky BDSM shit that Aslan's into.

oh, and the Nature Spirit from Princess Mononoke (giant wierdo with antlers?) and the Cristaline Entity from Star Trek:TNG. They could make it work.

While I'm hesitant to add yet another Jack Harkness pairing to the mix (let's face it, we can pretty much assume he'd take a look at this list and check "all of the above"), I'm going to have to go with Capt. Jack and Zev Bellringer of planet B3K from Lexx.

Who the hell else could satisfy either one of them?! Plus, he would have no problems with her being part cluster lizard (if anything, having sex with something new would be a turn on for him), and she has that whole thing about liking a dead man, and he dies a lot...

Alternate entry: Eric from True Blood (narcissistic badass Viking vampire) and Bella from Twilight. One night with a real vampire (and a smoking hottie at that) and she'd stake that pansy Edward herself.

Abe from "Abe's Exoddus" and Tank Girl. I mean they make the perfect couple, she's a crazy violent punk girl with a taste for freaky males, and he needs someone who can blow up a bunch of evil aliens if needed...

Jayna from the Wonder Twins and Marco from the Animorphs... a match made in that zoological heaven in the sky...

and just for shits and giggles on my end, Chloe Sullivan from Smallville and Luikseer Peirmond from the book I've been writing for 3 years and getting nowhere with. (Luikseer is based off of me even though he's fictional so i'm still within the rules! BooYAH!!!!)

Felisha from darkstalkers and Taokaka from blazblue. Kitty love~

Mine would have to be Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh! and Ser, er, Usagi from Sailor Moon. They just seem so eminently compatible with each other on so many different levels! First up we have their everday, civilian lives: both, unlike many of their compatriots, have prominent family members still alive and kicking arround as well as a tightknit group of friends who would litteraly go to hell and back with or for them. Both Yugi and Usagi know the value of friendship and teamwork and so on and so forth to the point that they are the token 'kinda dumb yet highly charsimatic pure hearted person' of their respective series. Not to mention that both adore video games, manga, and generaly dicking arround at school when they should be typical studyholics like their peers.

Now, when you get down to the business of crushing enemies, both have fantastic super powers via magical objects that happen to spring from being reincarnated from a powerful ruler from a great ancient civilization. This is a small point where the two are different; Yami Yugi, Yugi's alter ego, is a vicious bastard who doesn't mind breaking rules and setting fools on fire with booze. He eventualy softens up under Yugi's influence, but Usagi remains ever the chipper ditz until situations truly become dire or most any time she remembers her tragic past life.

Bonus: They are also crazy-short. Shorties got to stick together, yo.

Link and Princess Lili from Legend. I mean, Legend was the freakin' inspiration for the Zelda series and Link is always off rescuing princesses. He would totally make a better Jack in that film than Tom Cruise.

Also, Namine ( from Kingdom Hearts ) and Freddy Krueger. Girl has the power to fuck with your memories and make you believe whatever she wants, guy has the power to KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. I see twu wuv right there.

Snake-Eyes and Solid Snake.

...But not in a gay way. Like a Viking.

Marge Simpson and Captain Power from the live action tv series. I have no logical recourse to put these two together, nothing. No in depth look on either character, no rhyme or reason. One is a cartoon in the most traditional family town the other is harden live action Captain in a apocalyptic future where people die all the time.

I just figure most people are doing the same universe, same genre, or just very similar character approach and if you really think outside the box you'd be surprised what you come up with. We have all imagination to work with people.

Cruella de Vil and The Penguin

Count Baltar and C-3P0

Why go with a human?

The Cat Bus from Totoro and Ludo from The Labyrinth, my question is 'who would be on top?' This is my own twisted modification of THE weirdest slash couple (i've ever heard of) which is a violation of all things living! As bad as this couple is they live in the same world: Ludo and Hoggle, and yes people write about the sweet sweet love they make together.

Cruella DeVille (from Disney's 101 Dalmations) and Marvel Comics' Kraven the Hunter. It's perfect - he loves the challenge of finding rare and dangerous things and killing them, and then she'd turn them into a coat and wear the remains. She's arrogant, demanding and dominating, and he'd either really go for a woman like that or they'd have all sorts of kinky, possibly violent power plays to attempt to determine who's really in charge in the relationship. As a side note, PETA will weep.

I had thought Chetara from Thundercats and Sabertooth from the X-Men movies, but on reading some of the above posts, I think he might do better with the Darkstalker Felicia.

Edward Cullen would weep with despair on meeting the lovely diamond Emma Frost - he wouldn't be able to read her mind through her mutant mind shields when she's flesh and it isn't possible when she's diamond, and when she's diamond she'd out-sparkle him and be more durable and invulnerable than he is. More crushing to the eternally 17 year old, Emma wouldn't be interested in a teenager.

the BorgQueen and Cyborg from Teen Titans - all she'd need to do would be win him over, he's already integrating the organic and the mechanical quite nicely.

Marvel's shape-shifting Mystique would be the ultimate challenge to StarTrek's James T. Kirk - not only is she exotic looking in her natural form, she can look like anyone else... An endless variety of hot women all in one woman - and she's certainly no helpless damsel in distress, though she just might be the death of him (I think that would be his idea of the perfect way to go - death by attractive woman).

... drat, that was more than two, wasn't it?

Ok, this doesn't count but I'll share anyway: Animal from The Muppet Show and Samantha from Sex and the City. Finally they'd find someone who could match their libidos.

Coop from megas xlr and Boss from mazinger z... ^__^ you u they would get along just fine.

The Queen Alien from the Alien flicks and Thrakazog from the Tick cartoons! The be-mouthed, tenticle-tounge fanfic possibilites alone makes me giddy and afraid...

And, uhhhh... Capt. Jack Sparrow and Ed Cullen, just because it don't get no gayer than that.

Marv from Sin City and Panda from Body Bags

Imagine the Carnage

Batman and iron man. Both are filthy rich womanizers, neither have any super powers to speak of yet are invaluable to each universe's super team (Justice Leauge and the Avengers). each are intelligent and resourceful plus each of their movies have made a bajillion gazillion dollars.
Match made in heaven

I find it hilarious that 90% of these are gay/lesbian couples and some really bizzare beastiality combos. We are some twisted individuals

Storm Troopers from the original trilogy and Centurions from the original BSG. They could go to the firing range, miss all their targets and fall over.

Maybe Juggernaut and a Big Daddy?

James T. Kirk is well known for banging green chicks, right? Who is THE best green chick known to man?

Captain Kirk and the She-Hulk

That pairing writes itself!

Jabba the Hutte and the Slurm Queen from Futurama... Whoa!

Polly from Terry Pratchett's "Monstrous Regiment," Mulan from Disney's "Mulan," and possibly Julie Andrews from "Victor Victoria." Starts out as hot gay love, then it turns out to actually be hot lesbian love.

In a similar, yet weirder, vein, you could do Him from "Powerpuff Girls" and Bugs Bunny in one of his many female disguises.

Oh god, what has FFF done to me?!

Im having a difficult time coming up with anything good...

But I thought it would be funny If Chuck E. Cheese and Minnie Mouse had a thing going behind Mickeys back.
Maybe he "makes it rain" with tokens?

Im having a difficult time coming up with anything good...

But I thought it would be funny If Chuck E. Cheese and Minnie Mouse had a thing going behind Mickeys back.
Maybe he "makes it rain" with tokens?

I would have to say Donald Duck and Daffy. I mean come on they are already have so much in common. They are both angry, both violent, both ducks and they both are hard to understand. And look I know Donald has a girl friend but you hardly ever see her. Personally I don't even think he likes her that much so maybe its time Donald tried out something new.

Darkwing Duck and (Halle Berry version) Catwoman;

One's a crime fighting mallard, the other a shameless exploitation of a no hack actress. They fight crime!

Or

Megatron and Bella, because someone has to show her what it means to be the bitch.

Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development and Denny Crane from Boston Legal. Denny would fall head over heels for Lucille because she's crazy and evil.

AND

The Doctor (Tennant) and Spock. Yeah, you know it work in a hilarious way.

Captain Jack Sparrow and the Scotsman's Wife from Samurai Jack if only because of the mental image of Jack dodging the plates, cups, chairs, and tables she'd be throwing at him on a daily basis.

Obligatory gay couple: Velma Dinkley and Irma (whatever her last name is) from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Here's my first entry. I may think of another more serious one later, but *shrug*.

George Jetson and Wilma Flinstone. They've already met before in that crossover episode. George deserves a woman who'll get him off that crazy treadmill and stop spending all his damn money, and Wilma needs a man who won't ignore her in favor of the Lodge and threaten to knock her out like a cheap Honeymooners knockoff. If they compromise and settle down in our present day, I think they could both adjust fine.

Abby Sciuto from NCIS and Jack Harness from Torchwood.

Come on! Abby would be running circles around Jack, what with her quirkiness and intelligence. And just about when he's about to give up, she gives in.

Then he can think he won. :)

And for WTFiest, King Bowser Koopa and Lrrr from Futurama. It's a match made in Easily-Angered Reptilian Overlord Heaven!

I thnk the oddest pairing I can come up with is Snarf from the Thundercats and Bizzaro Quinn from the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021. Just thinking about the two of them in the same room both scares and annoys me.. Lest I even think about them mating.. Ugh.. Scary..

I still can't believe no one has said Kaylee[firefly] and Scotty[star trek 2009] think about it both love the ship they are on and you know after being stranded on delta vega scotty needs a little sex freak like kaylee.

My 2nd entry is just for kicks and giggles...

The Great Mighty Poo & Muk (Pkmn)

Why not? lol

How about Roy Fokker from Macross and Kara "Starbuck" Thrace? They have plenty in common: Both are among survivors of an almost extinct human race, but are ace pilots that have lost many friends in battle, both are horndogs, and both are alcoholics.

Plus having a veritech suddenly appear in the BSG universe would totally kick ass.

Count Chocula and Buffy the vampire Slayer... well just trying to keep in my festive mood! Plus this would turn Buffy's milk choclaty! WHAAAA HUH????? That would be one YUMMY MUMMY ALL OVER!!!!

Silent bob and Enid Coleslaw (from Ghost World)

how about Orochimaru (Naruto) and Voldemort (Harry Potter)? Both are evil snakeish villians chasing after teenage boys...

Oh, a bonus point to my Frank N Furter/Captain Jack Harkness pairing: all the nerd-girls in the world AND all the theater girls in the world would back me up on it! Two extremely talented actors/(stage) singers playing two of the most popular hyper-sexual beings in all of sci-fi matched together... the only way female panties could be any wetter right now is if Bowie walked in and joined them.

At least, that's what I gather from the legion of girls I know who lust after all three of them...

My most cherished crossover crack pairing is Hao Asakura (from Shaman King) and Envy (from Fullmetal Alchemist) - both are psychotic, sexually ambiguous, and hate the human race, so they'd have a lot to talk about.

Also, Motoko Kusanagi and GLaDOS. Aside from the hot cyborg-on-AI lesbian action, they'd probably have a great time trying to run logical circles around each other and engaging in totally incomprehensible conversations. And would the Major function as the morality core GLaDOS never had, or would GLaDOS finally push her over the thin line between aggressive devotion to one's work and outright psychosis? The answer probably depends on which iteration of the Major is involved (manga-verse vs. the movies vs. SAC), although I'm willing to bet there's a good chance of it ending up as the latter scenario no matter which one of them you choose.

Scully and the Doctor.
It's kind of like a modern odd couple....
She doesn't believe in aliens. He is one. Can they get along?

Luke Skywalker and Barbarella. Hott.

I really didn't want to get into slash fiction, but I would have to say Max Headroom and Fortess Maximus (Transformers).

We all know that Fortress Maximus turned into a city as well as many other things, but he was also the first headmaster. Meaning he had no head of his own.

I just want to see a giant robot saying to a TV screen, "You complete me." Theirs is the truest love.

Giant-Man and Elastigirl from the Incredibles--just think about it.

also, Short Circuit's Number 5 and R.O.B. from the old NES game would maybe hit it off.

Okay, here's one that makes sense (don't think less of me for it): Chiyo Mihama from Azumanga Daioh and Winter Moran from Marvelman. Both are child prodigies, but in completely different aspects: while Chiyo is practically a genius who graduated high school and went to study in America at the age of 12, Winter has developed incredible superpowers that dwarf those of her father almost immediatley after she was born. So they're kinda like the Superman and Batman of prepubescent girls: Winter has vast physical power and Chiyo has an exceptionally advanced mind.

Okay, now here's my weird one: Christopher Johnson from District 9 and Ridley from Metroid. Both are alien creatures who despite resembling savage animals, have vast intelligence. I can totally imagine Christopher teaming up with Ridley and the Space Pirates to rescue the Prawns from Earth and conquest the human race.

Cripes, people! It's not even Sunday yet!

Anyway, I've thought about this a while (by which I mean like five minutes), and here's what I have:

Sorceress (I totally had an inexplicable crush on her as a three-year-old) and Prince Vultan. They got the bird thing going, and the early-80s thing.

Then!
Shaya (The Queen of Power, from Power Lords), and Trevor Goodchild (from Æon Flux), because I always liked to fantasize about inexplicable cartoons that would/did spawn incredibly bizarre or shitty toy lines.

For a 'makes sense' entry, I nominate Mugen of Samurai Champloo and Haruko Haruhara from FLCL.

Both could just as easily toss the same people they were trying to save into the trash if something better came along. Both love a good shouting match. Both are champion nonsense contest contenders. Neither of them have much going on, aside from chasing some elusive figure that you hear tell of, but only ever briefly see.

Really though, Mugen put a close to his chase so he is just wandering around being all brash and moody like he does. Haruko could probably settle for an unreasonably strong fighter who not only can survive a 200 foot drop off a sheer cliff, but can also slay zombies, play baseball, and fill episodes when out of ideas like no ones business. Sure, he's no intergalacticly wanted felon, but he's got plenty of room in his skull for N.O., no doubt.

Hell, if nothing else, it could at least get their minds off chasing some serious jail bait for a while.

Entry #2- I think that my second choice for this contest is going to have to be Winick's Red Hood (Jason Todd) and Faith. Picture this: Both have severely twisted attitudes regarding the world, both love violence, and they each have a secret identity (sort of). I'm imagining the first date being crashed by both vampires and drug dealers, and the two of them just going sickhouse on their asses. ...And the Joker likes his ass, gentlemen.

My first entry:

Voltron and Tidal Wave (Transformers).

Both are gigantic robots, one flying in space and the other in the ocean. Together they will experience a love unlike any other. Voltron would take TW flying high beyond the sky, mesmerizing and charming as he whispered sweet nothing into TW's ears. And TW would return the favor, taking Voltron deep into the ocean, going on treasure hunts, and discovering new world beyond all the salty water and traumatized sea creatures.

Their love would be strengthened when TW propose at the beach during sunset, with a ring made of pearls and gold retrieved from ancient sunken ships. The sex would be so horrifyingly awesome, armored bodies clanking together, rubbing hard until sparks ignite all over their groins. Extra lubrication would be no problem, since all the love got it flowing endlessly. Since Voltron got lion heads for hands, the line between handjob and blowjob will forever be blurred.

After a while, if there's some reason they can't spawn an offspring, they can always adopt. Depending on their style of parenthood, they can adopt either the law-abiding Robocop as their son or the rebellious, shape-shifting TX as their daughter.

And the universe will be fucked.

WHY THE HELL DO I KEEP READING THIS THREAD????? You're all a bunch of sick sex perverts and yer all going to hell!! And when you get there,you'll spend an eternity getting raped and shit upon by Pokemon!!!! This thread has broken my mind in ways no FFF ever could. FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!

Voltron is just a vehicle for the Voltron Force,so technically it would be Tidal Wave dating the 5 V.F. members,only one of which is female (not that there's anything wrong with that). I guess Keith would be the main boyfriend since he's the torso.

Oh God,what has become of me?

2nd Entry.

HAL 9000 and the Enterprise Computer

(And if they get married C-3P0 is the best man and the Maschinenmensch from Metropolios is the bridesmaid.)

Ok, I know I've already had my 2 entries, but these just popped into my head after reading through this sickening car-crash of a thread.

Casey Jones & Jason Voorhees. Hockey-mask fetishists need love too!

Brock Samson and Elektra. She's a close enough match to his beloved Molotov Cocktease, and he'd prove the ultimate challenge in and out of the bedroom. Plus they've both come back from the dead before, so they have even more in common.

Harley Quinn and Toki Wartooth. Can you imagine how cute they'd be together? Her new 'puddin' would be the luckiest metalhead in the world!

Carl from ATHF and that health-inspector Fry slept with on Futurama. If she's got a thing for slobs, you can't really go past Carl right?

K.I.T.T. and a Cylon Raider.

Batman and Jack Shepard.

Zultan -Hound of Dracula and Lassie.

2nd entry- Captain Picard and Mon Mothma

Entry #1
Bender from Futurama and Rosie from The Jetsons

Entry #2
Harvey Birdman and Hawkman and/or Hawkgirl

Dexter Morgan and River Tam. Think of the frustration.

Funniest?
Thank you Rob, for your crazy FFF's. You only have yourself to blame if there are resulting fanfics from this.

KIRBY & THE GIANT FUCKING SQUID.
You know, Squiddy, fresh from fucking Hogwarts? Or Hogwarts itself. Maybe Kirby has that silly eating fetish. Where he gets all tight in his ...[pants?] over having some fresh calamari or brick. And Hogwarts also has the eating fetish thing? But at least Squiddy has multiple appendages, he can sacrifice one to the good of the coitus. Right?

One that makes the most sense:
LINK & PEACH
Yes, he's a princess-saving emo elf dude. Yes, she's a princess like Zelda.
But at least when they do it Luigi isn't in a corner and all you see/hear is the ember from a cigarette cherry and his deep Italian exhalations. I bet you when Luigi finally breaks one off in the corner do to his voyeurism and his inability to lay Peach himself, or rather, any female, he jumps quite hilariously in victory. Couldn't you see it? Yippeee! and jumps like a buffoon. And Link is in MUCH better shape than a plumber. People who fuck plumbers they just met are only suitable in pornos. At least Link is fit enough to get on her, thrust, and not have to take a breather. And he wouldn't have to take a 1-Up shroom, either.

Please, no more Mario stuff, it's tearing my spirit apart and stamping on the piece.

And Luigi actually has Princess Daisy, so I don't think he's complaining.

For my two Entries I submit:

#1: Harley Quinn/Deadpool

#2: Batgirl(Cassandra Cain when she was mute)/Snake Eyes (from G.I. Joe). Can you imagine the conversations they would have?

Shinji Ikari and Haruhi Suzumiya would totally work! I support that idea. I insist that Haruhi's comotose body be dressed in a bunny outfit...

But for my own crack entry:

Luffy from One Piece and Helen Parr (Elastigirl) from The Incredibles. Sure, she might be a cougar, but oh such a flexible one! If these two ever hook up, the world will explode with rubber love and babies.

@donnybrook
The health inspector's name was Morgan Proctor. And she was an inspector from the Central Bureaucracy, not a "health inspector" per se.

Please don't hate me for knowing that.

And Harley/Toki wins. Too awesome for words.

Johny 5 and Wall-E they would learn to be human and get in wacky adventures.
Captain John Sheridan and Captain Jame T Kirk I mean they would kick as break all the rules and then laugh about it.

The MacManus brothers (Boondock Saints) and The Dirty Pair (Anime)

@Maachubo: Umm, do you know what site this is? For that knowledge here, you shall be hailed as nerd god.

I'd like to see Gracie Allen (of Burns and Allen) and Harry Ritz (of the Ritz Brothers) as a couple. They'd have a series of madcap wacky adventures, with the occasional pratfall and musical number.

It'd be the bee's knees, honestly. Only a rube would think otherwise.

Japan x Perversion

Sure, they're not really characters, but they go so well together. Many sick and disgusting hentai doujins have been created by this (un)holy union.

Here's one for the books
V.I.N.CENT from the black hole x MCP from Tron
it could work. Those crazy kids have a lot in common.
Faith(Buffy/Angel) x Yolanda/Saffron/Bridget/Mrs.Reynolds from Firefly.

I leave it up to the reader to determine which one is the sense pair, and which one is the silly pair.

Any of the smurfs + Any of the coneheads. You know, of course, that this is how the snorks came about.

Big chested '80s April O' Neil from the 80's TMNT, with the More reasonably chested '00s April O' Neil from the newer TMNT. Which could possibly happen in that '80s Turtles-meets-'00s Turtles movie comming out.

Everyone here would buy a copy then.

HAL 9000 and GLaDOS. This NEEDS to happen, if only to see the wedding cake.

Leia Skywalker and Indiana Jones...oh wait

The Topless Robot with Aquaman. Their love could never be consummated. Because it would probably electrocute them. And, Aquaman's gay. For fish.

Or...

Batman and the Midnighter.

Or...

Dr. McNinja and Brock Samson.

1) Eddie the Iron Maiden mascot and the Cryptkeeper, mostly because I think the latter is female and I really want to see what their kids would look lke

2) ALF and Karen Sisco from Out of Sight. I have no precise explanation why, its just I want to see it happen.

Glitter (the fairy from Kidd Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nMTdVthF8E)
and Tinkerbell.
No particular reason, I just think it would be totally hot. :)

For my second entry: The Great Will of the Macrocosm from Excel Saga and The King of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy. Together they can rule and remake the world! And Macrocosm probably couldn't rape the King of All Cosmos like she does with Pedro...

My two nominations:

#1 Batgirl (Cassandra Cain when she was a mute) and Snake Eyes (from GI Joe Comics). They may not have much dialogue, but they would kick so much ass. Cassandra reads body language without any effort and Snake Eyes can only communicate with body language, they probably would understand each other better than most couples anyway. It doesn't hurt that they both top class fighters.

#2 Harley Quinn and Deadpool. This couple would never shut up and we'd never want them to. This relationship could go in all sorts of directions if Quinn keeps on gunning for Joker or vice versa. Deadpool is almost as insane as the Joker so maybe Quinn can find that mad love again.

Unfortunately, I didn't have to try to think of an answer for this, as it's something I've thought about before. I've often imagined the conversations shared at the end of the day between intergalactic pimp Boba Fett and wifey Samus Aran. I like to think about the two of them enjoying a romantic evening by the fire after a long day of bounty hunting, wooing each other with tales of their adventures. Perhaps Boba could tell his counterpart that he fought his way out of the Sarlaac just to once again find himself in her arms, or Samus would remind her Mandalorian main squeeze that he, not saving Planet Zebes, was her inspiration behind destroying the Mother Brain. Ahhhh how the two of them would fall in love all over again while exchanging stories of their mutual baddassery over glasses of Chardonnay. After dinner, Boba Fett would oh-so-gently strip his spouse down to her Zero Suit, while Samus tenderly removes his helmet to stare deeply into his loving, cloned eyes. She run her hands along his chest, brushing past the braids of wookie hair that hang there. He would take her, slowly but deliberately, and.....aw shit, it's getting a little weird that I'm sharing this with you. I completely made this up to win a T-shirt though. Totally. I haven't been imagining since Samus became the first girl I ever saw in a bikini. Not at all. So make with the shirt.

Bella Swan from Twilight and Alucard from Hellsing?

The only sparkles would be Bella's blood sprinkling in the moon light...wait, that's the wrong kind of FF couple isn't it?

Lucca from Chrono Trigger and Commander Riker from Star Trek TNG. BECAUSE I'M AN EVIL BASTARD.

Inspector Gadget and Carmen Sandiego could easily have a sort of Batman/Catwoman thing going on.

As couples go, I like Gaston (circa 18th century disneyfied France)and Princess Peach for an idyllic WASP couple. They'll summer in the Hamptons and winter in Kennebunkport. They'll throw dinner parties with lovely place settings from Crate & Barrel and undertones of quiet gender-specific rage.

"Say Gregory, why don't women need watches? Because there are CLOCKS on OVENS. Isn't there a clock on the oven, Peach?"

"... Yes, Gaston."

Brickhousebunny21 aka "WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS" and Rob... match made in FUCKIN' HEAVEN!

Roronoa Zoro (One Piece) and Date Masamune (Sengoku Basara).

Nevermind a mutual breaking of the laws of physics, or the number of swords that a person can wield at once and still kick ass. Nevermind the part Zen, part bull headed stubborness approach to life. Nevermind the overwhelming manliness. Nevermind being able to slice and dice anything and everything that could ever be concived of.

That voice. In stereo.

"Are you ready guys?"

Year 1 Batman and vintage Frank Miller Elektra.

Both are crazy ninja-padawan who are out for vengeance and Elektra doesn't have a foil to play off if she's with a certain limp-dicked Catholic blind man. The Frank Miller Power Couple will have elegant, dangerous fights and then have hot sex afterwards.

Sam Hell (the original) and Princess Toadstool. Or Princess Zelda. Or any other princess that needs to be rescued constantly. They'd be shooting greeners in no time, their misogynistic world crushed under the weight of even greater misogyny.

Snake-Eyes and Echo from New Avengers. One can't talk, the other can't hear. Plus if they ever get into a fight with each other, it will wind up being a 16 hour epic sword fight where Snake Eyes is using every Arashikage move possible and Echo is just using her reflex memorization skills to copy everything. You could easily pay-per-view it.

2nd Entry

Cinderella from Fables and Sayid Jarrah of Lost. Both would like nothing more to go on with their normal lives. Both are highly skilled killers that have survived large conflicts. Both know how to extract information through nefarious means. Both have been through experiences that would have killed a normal person. And finally, both have dealt with phenomena unexplainable to the masses (surviving the plane crash and the island are just as mind-blowing as being the actual Cinderella and living in the real world). They would be a true Mr. and Mrs. Smith couple.

In keeping with the best (well worst) traditions of Fan-fiction, I present the following:

Ship the First: HMS MAYHEW/DENT

Richard Mayhew (Neverwhere) and Arthur Dent (H2G2)

Both strangers in strange lands, shot into a world of mayhem, mystery, and lacking good tea. Imagine, Mayhew and Dent, walking into a pub, one spots the other and they start talking (both being perfectly normal British gents in over their heads) Finally they start comparing stories... Leading to re-defining the classic stiff upper lip....

Ship the Second:
The good ship SHoDOS

SHODAN (System Shock) and GLaDOS(Portal)

Two powerful women that only wanted to be god. The bits fly as these two powerhouses of AI meet, love, and fall apart in less time than it takes a mouse to sneeze. For added benifits, add in HEXADECIMAL (ReBoot) for hot threeway action to keep the fans from leaving around chapter 2. These are the (insane) beauties of the computer realm!

A Threesome... Pinky and the Brain and the Pillsbury Dough boy ...

Brain: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking Pinky?"
Pinky: "I think so Brain but do you think we can raise enough dough?"

My son and I are very much alike and both geeks. He drives me nuts with this site and wanting a T shirt .. he has been asking me all weekend about couples and telling me his ideas. Driving him back to his dorm today this thought popped in my head and struck me so funny I couldn't tell him for 3 minutes because I was laughing so hard.

If I win .. he gets the T shirt and it will be like winning twice! If not .. well I had fun.

Edward Scissorhands and Poison Ivy. I think he could trim her hedges.

It makes sense -
I hate myself for thinking of this, but Susan Sto Helit (Death's granddaughter-by-adoption in the Discworld novels) and Death the Kid (Death's child in the Soul Eater anime and manga). Pretend it's not some kind of incest, and it works out beautifully. As of their first appearances, they're roughly the same age, they both rock the two-tone hair, white and black with stripes, have a serious bent, and could commiserate over the whole descended-from-death thing.

(Apologies if someone scooped me on this one; couldn't get all the way through the comments.)

Madame Masque (Iron Man villain) and Snake Eyes from the accursed movie. First off, they both have sculpted masks with inexplicable lips on them. Second, imagine that emotionless sex. Between the lack of expressions and one missing voice, it would be like two mannequins screwing, with a tape recorder inside one.

Superman and Satan, because I'm currently suffering from severe leg pain, I'm angry and I want to say something stupid.

Besides, just think about it. Which one would be the man?

Luffy and Bulma. I don't need to explain this, it would be awesome.

Hello Kitty and Your Friendly Neighborhood Tentacle Monster. Imagine the possibilities.

I know it's after the buzzer, but I have to suggest Hank Hill and Satan (as depicted in South Park). In all of Satan's relationships, he's been looking for a strong, assertive, confident, yet tender, attentive and appreciative man. Hank has the patience of a saint (lol) is unambiguously masculine (while not being an abusive testosterone indused douchebag), and lives/loves comfortably among "quirky" individuals. Hank then in his fatherly, simple, salt-of-the-earth ways gets to live in the universe's biggest grill while watching the parade of yuppies, douchebags, brats, assholes, possers, toughguys, liars, scammers, crusaders, drunkards, etc. that he's had to deal with his whole life get their eternal come-uppance. He can roast with propane.

TASTE THE DAMNATION, NOT THE HEAT!

John Fogerty and Catwoman.

Because everyone loves Creedence.

Tinkywinky and Barney the Dinosaur.

One is purple and gay.. Oh, they're both purple and gay! Match made in heaven.

Captain Morgan (rum) and General Rain Silves (sergal).
Because my had broked my MIND.

I think everyone else has covered couples that work so I'll just try for most disturbing.

Mayor McCheese and Wimpy from Popeye

Arthur Dent and Juliet (from Romeo & Juliet).

Ellery Queen and Horatio Caine

John Galt and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. With the hope that Buffy would kill him, recognizing just how evil he really is.

Well, for the record, this one isn't mine, but is from the inescapable mire of time and and information that is TV Tropes. That is:

Wolverine/Shego.

I think that was suggested on one of the "Crack Pairing" or "Crossover Pairing" pages.

Jaime and Cersei Lannister from the Game of Thrones and the McPoyles from It's Always Sunny.
This type of incestuous relationship can only realize it's terrible and milk filled climax with the combination of brothers and sisters and more brothers and more sisters. Mmmm, taste the lust.

Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street and the Trash Heap from Fraggle rock. but they are both Jim Henson so i don’t know if they will be acceptable

SO
Dr Horrible (from the infamous Singing Blog) and Stephen King's Lovable creation (cough cough) Carrie. because i really think she's his type, until she rips down his lair with her mind at least.

and in case the Henson duo isn't acceptable
Luke Cage from Marvel comics and Zoe from Firefly both characters totally kick @ss and would rock together.

popeye and mrs. pickles (from rugrats)

my entry : anyone of the teenage mutant turtles and a female Squirtle that would be so me mice turtle f***ing

my entry : anyone of the teenage mutant turtles and a female Squirtle that would be so me nice turtle f***ing

The ever-loving blue eyed Thing and the Rock Biter from Neverending story.

Ska-douche.

So it's too late to win anything, but I just wanted to get this out there. Mac and PC from the commercials. Think about it, the one true forbidden love.

I know I have not entered in time, but how about Saint Tail (Kaitou Saint Tail) and Dark Mousy (D.N.Angel)? They are both Villian Protagonists (They both have to steal but for good reasons: Dark Mousy protects the world from cursed art, Saint Tail as a Robin Hood-type thief only she steals from criminals and gives back to the original owners). They both have cute animal friends (Dark Mousy's With and Saint Tail's Ruby). They both have approximately the same aged civilian forms (Daisuke Niwa & Meimi Haneoka). What do you think?

Mine is Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion and Eddie from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I have actually had this fandom for a while, and I made it up myself. I have made videos on youtube about them and made fanfic and fanart...
yes, i have no life