By Rob Bricken in
Miscellaneous
Tuesday, Nov. 24 2009 @ 4:15PM
Oh, I'm sorry. you all knew about the OJ/Terminator thing? Think I'm vastly uninformed about nerd matters? I apologize. Here, let me make it up to you with a sexy nerd nip slip!
THAT'S HELLO KITTY NIPPLE. IT'S SHAPED LIKE A HEART. HER DOLS COME WITH NIPPLES NOW AND YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT.
I may not know everything in the nerd realm, but I know how to punish. Never forget that. (Via World of Ward Crap)
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I may not know everything in the nerd realm, but I know how to punish. Never forget that. (Via World of Ward Crap)
Tags: Hello Kitty, Wrath
47 comments
Comments
MattK said:
Today's FFF: Ebony Hello Kitty in "Wardrobe Malfunction"
Eponymous said:
Well played sir. I hope the rabid wolves I was speaking about dine on a little crow this evening... :)
Lo Pan said:
Your efforts are wasted as I still have Lucius vs. Draco on the brain. No pun intended.
This is like a sprinkle of dew on a warm summers morn in comparison...
sal said:
huh...someone's fapping to that
Chris Sanders said:
It would be the black one too.. how come teh white hello kitty ain't showin her nips ?? huh ? !!!
Nikademus replied to Chris Sanders:
I think it IS "White" Hello Kitty...she just has a tan.
That being the case I guess we should be lucky there are no tan lines?
Sneeze Easy replied to Nikademus:
White Hello Kitty in blackface?
bookfisher said:
Collective punishments sucks !! I did´nt know OJ was a possible terminator , and yet this. It look like these creepy puppets they use in child molesting cases. bllrrr
Bill said:
eh...you see one nipple, you've seen them all.
Mr. Lice Guy replied to Bill:
I have encountered some pr0n you may be interested in, in respect to this view.
Rush Shepard said:
...that's just....evil.
Gleeman said:
Hello Kitty, destroyer of worlds.
AfterGlow said:
It's shaped like a heart, located at the same spot on the body and it's a toy for kids.
NIPPLE!!!!! The horde of retards shout.
Asat replied to AfterGlow:
Hey, I take offense at that. We're not a damn "horde".
The "horde" here being people who posted in agreement about "the nipple".
I'm sorry I don't find a heart on a doll funny or nasty, but it's probably because I'm not a prepubescent twat.
Asat replied to AfterGlow:
Okay, fair enough. I'll own up to "twat" and "retard". I just don't wanna be lumped in with some horde.
dWhisper said:
I find I'm far more disturbed by the skin tone color than I am the heart nipple. It's like a sex toy for a furry.
Asat replied to dWhisper:
A furry who wants to molest an M&M cookie. Man, that would make for a snackalicious FFF.
doc_ock_4mugen said:
Whose (the vibrating nimbus 2000 riding elmo tickling hands wearing oozinating on baby Jesus pervert is) responsible (for) this!?
What's next Dora the explorer with fully functional toy vagina!?
Abraxas said:
I don't see what the fuss is about; heart shaped nipples? blah, about as interesting a blue skinned avatards. now, phallic shapped nipples, wake me up for that!
lou-bert vs, q-bert said:
What is that, Graham Cracker Hello Kitty?
demoncat said:
this is proof why one should be carefull when here to not tick you off rob otherwise who knows what eviler thing then that you may find. now have to try and purge that image from my mind and eyes
Snoodle said:
Hey, even Hello Kitty needs to cut loose once in awhile. Get a nice tan...some heart shaped nipples...
Kprl Kool said:
You know, I am willing to bet that is just a poorly placed heart, I would put money down that the other side doesn't have one, and all we have here is a sexually deprived group finding porn where there is none.
TED-209 said:
I don't see why you're punishing us for watching the special features on DVDs we bought 8 years ago. Between this and the old "Giger-mobile" news, Rob.....I'll still give you credit for being funny.
Duderoy said:
I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble here, but I've yet to consider that a "nipple" until it's revealed that both sides are revealed to have it...
This is just a kids doll with a heart over the left side of its chest. You know... right hand over your heart? dorks...
Captain EO replied to Duderoy:
Not that I really want to see a totally topless Hello Kitty doll, but without further evidence, I'm going to side with you. It certainly wouldn't be the first plush doll with a heart stitched on its chest. Hello Kitty has done far worse than exposed doll nipples anyway.
Patracolos replied to Duderoy:
Yeah, it may be a just bad placement, but it is much funnier to think that they put on two of them as nipples.
JimmyZappa said:
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITS THE JANET JACKSON OF HELLO KITTY DOLLS.
Danger Monkey replied to JimmyZappa:
The hand belongs to J.Timberlake
Friginator said:
I'd hit it.
Rubyrose said:
see I think it would be worse if the whole top was off...because then well we would have an obviously child-like half naked, overly tan Hello Kitty on our hands...of course assuming there were two hearts...that would make me feel so, so creepy. but as a plus if there is another heart nipple it'd be unevenly placed....
and the FFF is still a link at the top of the page...so that's just dreadful.
and I've totally over thought this.
cocacolaoso said:
Hello Bikini George Hamilton Kitty!
And why the entire amiable apple tree must face cruel punishment for a few snarky rotten apples?
Chris "The Body" Ward said:
Wait until you see the Hello Kitty clothes hamper that is clearly, CLEARLY not supposed to be a GAPING VAGINA (name links to gaping vagina hamper)
anonymoose said:
And the whole f***ing idea that a stuffed cat would wear a slutty bikini means nothing to anyone?
The fact that Hello Pedo-bait still exists amazes me.
ragdoll said:
It amuses me that none of you have asked why they'd even *make* a Hello Kitty doll with anything that could possibly be seen as a nipple in the first place.
doc_ock_4mugen replied to ragdoll:
I did, when I said: Whose(the vibrating nimbus 2000 riding elmo tickling hands wearing oozinating on baby Jesus pervert is) responsible (for) this!?
ragdoll replied to doc_ock_4mugen:
Well, my apologies to you if I've gotten the meme wrong then, but I had thought "Whose(the vibrating nimbus 2000 riding elmo tickling hands wearing oozinating on baby Jesus pervert is) responsible (for) this!?" was asking whose fault it was, not why they did it.
pokefreaks said:
This is my first time seeing a Hello Ganguro Kitty.
tvtastegood said:
What happened to our benevolent nerd god? Do we have to sacrifice a virgin now? I'm sure there are a couple reading this thread.
Abntwan said:
When I first glanced at the pic I thought it was a delicious hello kitty cookie. The I really looked and saw that it's some form of hello kitty sex doll. Now I'm sad and want a cookie.
