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This incredible Arcee cosplay comes courtesy of Geek Orthodox, in that he found it but not that he's a fantastic robot transvestite (that I know of). But it has raised a disturbing point: of all the Transformers FFF entries I've posted -- and there have been quite a few -- why have there never been any with the few female Transformers characters? Seriously, I must have read 100 Transformers fan fics in my FFF career (and you bastards wonder why I drink) and I don't recall a single one starring Arcee, and only one -- maybe -- starring Black Arachnia. Why is this? What is it about Transformers that invites almost entirely people who crave male 'bot on male 'bot action? I guess what I'm saying is there are less people who are going to masturbate to this picture of an excellent Arcee cosplayer than you might suppose.
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EVula said:
If I had to pick just one sentence to sum up why I read Topless Robot, it would be the final one of this post.
emerson999 said:
So that probably means there are more people out there thinking sexy thoughts about the hogwarts "building" than of her. We live in an odd world.
Abraxas said:
that's a man baby :P
sorry, but bot on bot and guy on bot will always be hotter.
Necronomic Recovery said:
I'm a TF fan and it makes me genuinely upset when I read posts about other fans finding Arcee hot. She's a giant alien robot. I don't fantasise about Optimus, for fuck sake.
Weirdos.
Bill said:
Having grown up with G1 (I was 9 in 1984), I can honestly say that I have never masturbated to ANY Transformer, or human ally or enemy of theirs, ever.
Does that make me the weird one?
Aeon said:
Blackarachnia is way better than Arcee since BA actually has robot tits. Arcee just kinda has a...uniboob.
Hypersapien said:
@Bill
Freak!
Sam said:
Seriously, I mean, when is the Transformers/Smurfs crossover happening?
RIchtown said:
Apparently they would masturbate if it was optimus prime though
JOE said:
@ Necronomic Recovery
I think Arcee's hot.
You just wish you were a big pink robot that turned into a car.
Tanner said:
I hate to nitpick, but it should be:
'Another Transformer I'm Pleased to Announce Has Fewer Testicles'
Testicles can be counted in units, not measured as volume. Well, at least normal ones can. Transformer testicles may be different.
CChaos said:
Kind of eerie, but amusing.
The very idea, though, of people masturbating to transformers just makes me realize that we're kind of screwed as a species.
demoncat said:
the reason there is no fff featuring arce yes is because no one has written any plus robots should be asexual including transformers.
Abraxas said:
Rob, you have to use one of my Transformers fics as an FFF entry; just look at the above comments and relish the torment that bucketfuls of Sam/Bee jism is bound to inflict on TF'ers. plus I won't say anything bad about J.W. for a whole week - and mean it.
trickfred said:
Whatever the number of people you suppose is, add one. Rawr.
Enigma_2099 said:
When are we gonna get a decent Arcee toy? You know... one that actually resembles the G1 version?
NerdRage said:
Don't let Michael Bay know!
EnerPrime said:
May I point out that there are two (animated) Blackarachnia costumes in the background? As well as the lower half of what looks like a pretty impressive movie Bumblebee.
duck said:
"Enigma_2099 said:
When are we gonna get a decent Arcee toy? You know... one that actually resembles the G1 version?"
Hasbro will be releasing an Arcee toy sometime next spring. Okay, technically it's for the "Transformers: Animated" line, but Animated Arcee looks near-identical
Andrew said:
I've seen "original" females. They tend to be girl Starscreams.
Kaoy said:
Damn it, I am late to the party, and no one has made the joke yet. I am ashamed of you all. I shall cover everyones mistake by saying it now:
That is one Robot I would like to see... Topless.
Farglesnarf said:
I kinda like Arcee. What I don't like is how hard it is to find good fanart/fanfiction of her.
That makes me angry...
justj said:
@Tanner:
I love you so hard.
JayDee said:
I planned out an Arcee snuff fic once. Never got round to doing the whole thing.
soj said:
I read an Ironhide x Chromia fic once. But nothing's better than some good Decepticon slash.
Sarah said:
If I'd made a costume like that and saw people making horrible comments like some of the ones here, I'd be REALLY offended. I guess that's why I don't cosplay.
