The second Twilight movie came out on Friday, causing a great deal of the North American population to lose their minds and it made a jilion dollars andyadda yadda yadda. Neither you nor I care. I only post Twilight-related news when it's truly horrific or hilarious, but that means I had a solemn duty to show you this New Moon "trailer" from Black20, the geniuses behind the even more awesome Transforminators. Frankly, if this isn't exactly how New Moon goes, please, no one tell me. I'd much prefer to live in a world where this is the reality. Make sure to stay until the end -- you'll be glad you did. (Via FilmDrunk)
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Jack Dooley said:
I thought New Moon geting $140.7 Million opening weekend would be horrific enough for this site.
Snoodle said:
See, now I could probably sit through that.
Bob the happy shrimp replied to Snoodle:
If that's how the movie goes. I'de watch it twice
Nicnac said:
that has more imagination and originality in it then Twilight... It fails however because it doesn't have ugly half naked teen boys all over it.
☆☆☆ jaganar ☆☆☆ replied to Nicnac:
nicnac ,
i sat thru this crap , 2hr5m ,
and i was in PURE HELL for 2h6M
(downloaded then Deleted, TG)
every moment was painful...
would not recomend it for anyone.
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anyone who saw NEW POOP should be given a medal on the basis that , it was equal to sex with joel schumacher/michael bay.
to quote joe from FG, i scrubbed and scrubbed but DAMNIT they dont make water HOT ENOUGH ! ! ! .
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that kissing scene , was painful , every vamp scene IS painfully acted, no chemestry b/w bella and ed. old wolfy and his posse were the heart of the flick.
and for 1h59 minz she and wolf had passion then she flipped to her emo wuss and said FU to wolfy >_>
iconwodan said:
Wow see this is why I check out this site everyday. Rob you make me smile.
FuryOfFirestorm said:
THIS should have made $141 mil, not that putrid mish-mash of vampire lore and Mormonism!
Arcane replied to FuryOfFirestorm:
Y'know the movies tone the mormo-crap down a good bit, but you're mistaken a bit. It has nothign to do with vampire lore.
lou-bert vs. q-bert said:
This isn't me defending Twilight or saying it is good, but this video is stupid.
akujaj said:
let the count, count how many times he rubs her butt.... out loud!
Friginator said:
As someone who has read Twilight (one of the few, as I understand it), I can say without fear of contradiction that it actually IS a terrible book. A cheesy romance novel with a couple vampires, and NO FREAKING ENDING. That's not a story. That's a slow, tedious and exploitative BEGINNING to a story that could have been told in two chapters. Calling Twilight a "saga" would be like calling Smallville a "faithful, believable and fast-paced epic." It don't work, I tells ya!
But having seen this trailer, I'm convinced that Wesley Snipes and the Count from Sesame Street would make the perfect team. ONE IRS Audit--Ah Ah Ah! TWO IRS Audits--Ah Ah Ah...
☆☆☆ jaganar ☆☆☆ replied to Friginator:
ok fridge ,
you mind explaining WHY you sat thru the words for NEW POOP ? (book form ?)
im glad i didnt pay to see this ,
reason y NEW POOP sucked was when she used "I LOVE YOU , BUT its him ...."
WTF ! ! ! !
she did a cowards move , and every effing girl knows it . END OF STORY
KB_SBI said:
I would actually watch that. The only Vamp. missing is Hellsing's Alucard witch makes sense since he's animated. But he still could rip all other Suckers a new one.
☆☆☆ jaganar ☆☆☆ replied to KB_SBI:
KBI :
maybe you forgot JAROD NOMAC from blade 2 ;)
he would give every vamp a run for their money ^__^
Arcane replied to ☆☆☆ jaganar ☆☆☆ :
I dunno, he was kind of a vamp offshoot, one your jaw splits open you start making the characters in Twilight look like vmapires
☆☆☆ jaganar ☆☆☆ replied to ☆☆☆ jaganar ☆☆☆ :
actually :) i didnt even mean to say or hint that GLITTER are even Vamps.
on the threat level , even bunnicula and an army of 3 vampire califlowers could kill every single vamp in GLITTER (good or evil) in less than 5 minutes.
and Nomac after sitting through 5 minutes of GLITTER would just say PHUQ IT and just rip every single throat out , those who nagged him , he would just tear apart after a sever handicapping move :)
u remember what he did to those he couldnt stand ;) (( no mercy ^__^ ))
Nima replied to ☆☆☆ jaganar ☆☆☆ :
You know, I know who bunnicula is, and his army of onion minions.... sometimes, I think I should have bben pickier in my consumpotion of the written word...
Chris replied to Nima:
What? Those books were good ...
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
$140 mil.... there's going to a hundred fucking sequels, spinoffs and rip-offs now. Fuck.
Blade?Vampire Leslie Nielsen? Hell Yes, i'd watch the shit out of that.
@KB_SBL- agreed.
Arcane replied to Capsulesn'Coffee:
I think they're kinda topped out at four movies.
Michaela said:
I work at a toy store that is currently distributing an absurd amount of Twilight paraphernalia, so naturally, this made my night.
P.s. Fuck Twilight. That is all.
Deacon Blues said:
All this needs is Dio Brando. Drop a steamroller on that sparkly moron.
Arcane said:
New Moon was far superior to Underworld 2. Take that as you will.
☆☆☆ jaganar ☆☆☆ replied to Arcane:
dude , UW2 was bad , but that comment is totally un-called for
thats like comparing our beloved SHE-ra to some peice of crap
( to be forever read as :) *TWILIGHT*
or like saying UNDERWORLD ( the legacy TRILOGY )
should have been directed by UWE BOLL .
lord knows if it had been , we would have gotten 1 hr and 20 minutes of crap and then no awesome sequel AKA U:Rotl
J
DoctorSmashy said:
Wow.... Someone needs to make a feature-length version of this.
Gabbie18 said:
Well, I'm not a fan of the Twilight Series but congrats to the second installment, New Moon, for earning a lot of money. But, the whole obsession over has got to stop once and for all.
Motorthing said:
Fuck Twilit and all who sail in her.
That's all.
Ana said:
Okay I hate the comments from the users because I'm a proud Nerd (star wars, star trek, LOTR, HP...) and Twilight fan as well (yes we do exist! and we do have a sense of humor) but this add was wonderful! (minus exploding Edward of course)
Great work! :D
