I don't blame you for not watching heroes tonight

What sucks is part of the reason I started watching Heroes again is because of the live blog. it won't be the same having to pay full attention to this show.

so...5 people are sad?

Couldn't you just have CTrees or Darkest Raven host it? Is there any place we could organize a liveblog somewhere else?

Oh darn we won't have an hour of retarded comments by Spiderhyphenman, where he tries to be funny and then sucks robs dick when he isn't talking.

Seriously best news of the day

That's low, Moobs. That's low.

It's so funny how some posters hate specific individuals so much that they have to comment on it whenever they see that user's comments on a thread only partially related to the one that caused the "hate" to begin with. This is made even more hilarious when said "hate" is based on nothing more than the things those individuals post on a website that averages around, what?, 30 comments per article.

Why bother?

You'll be missed, Rob. Good luck, Chris! Word of advice to our guest host: Have fun.

At least my username doesn't bring up the mental image of a fat fuck with sagging sacks of squishy, sweaty flesh covered in rashes.

Cunt.

Sweaty Moobs is just mad because his dick is to small to suck.

Chris, have fun running the asylum. ;-)

I can only imagine how painful this hour will be...full attention. I'll be forced to listen, well, next week. I if i haven't slit my wrists.

In fact, you've never even mentioned me before. I checked the liveblog archives for your name, there was nothing. I checked to see if there were any articles we both commented on, and there was only one, and we didn't even address eachother. So good sir I ask you: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

Holy shit stalker much douchebag? What are you 12 high school at the most? My god man, thanks for backing up my point with all your d-nozzle comebacks.

have a nice quick trip Rob and you are not missing much with heroe's just its slow dragged out death screams to die quickly. as for Chris hope he is ready to become the ring master of the circus

What the fuck does D-Nozzle even mean? How the fuck am I a stalker? I don't know your name! Do you see anyone else backing you up? Get the fuck out.

I hope you have a nice, Heroes-free trip, Rob!

Your a stalker by checking the liveblog archives for my name. So pretty interested in me huh kid? Seriously how old are you? And Get the fuck out? That's your come back? Nice one junior. Don't get your panties in too big of a knot over me, and I'm sure you will be fine with out all your ass kissing tonight on the live blog.

P.S I have a TR t-shirt. isn't that awesome? That means Rob actually liked my comments at one point and time, what do you have, other then the majority of peoples pity and disdain.

I have an honorable mention, prick. Furthermore, it took me five minutes to search for your name in the seven liveblogs there have been this season. Not one single fucking comment. Also, no. Having an XXXL shirt that says Topless Robot is not awesome unless you know the context. I'm 17.
Also, now who's sucking Rob's dick?

SpiderHyphenMan and Sweaty Moobs married before this time next year?

I think so!

I wish I knew how to quit him!

This is why we need a damn forum here. That way the insanity can continue while Rob is away.

Plus, Flame Wars are always enjoyable.

17 and kissing ass on a website and stalking others, 5 min or not. Kind of creepy, but hey that's what the cool kids are doing now. But I should stop paying this game with the little kid, he might accuse me of being fat again. I would hate to have someone like him mad at me he might be a big strong guy coming to get me.

Thanks for the laughs kiddo, don't cry to much when no one even acknowledges your worthless quips during heroes tonight.

Mmmm this ass is delicious mmmm its so tasty my lips are tingling mmmm yum

With no love-blog, I don't think I'll watch tonight. What to do with my time, now?

Yous guys is really John n' Edward... aintcha?!?!?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK. Seriously, i'm not even gone yet, and this shit happens? Goddammit.

Sweaty Moobs, that was uncalled for. I like all my nerd children equally, and in all honesty, SpiderHyphenMan has cracked me up on many a liveblog occasion. If that's up my ass, I don't see it.

SHM - to answer your question, yes, I could have had someone run the liveblog had I not been an idiot. My bad.

Have a good trip, Rob!

(Countdown to TR being crashed in 3...2...1...)

In other news, Heroes ratings drop sharply on the November 9th episode. NBC executives struggle for an explanation.

I vote we just make comments during the commercials. I'll start.

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME

Do we notice a common theme here?
I DO!
I DO!
I DO!
It's the word..."confused."
http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23heroes

PArkman vs. Sylar continues to be the highlight of the season

THis is actually decently acted. I think as long as they keep focused on peter, sylar, parkman, and claire, while staying the fuck away from hiro, we'll be fine.

GOD DAMMIT I HATE HIRO

Rob, I commend you for not liveblogging tonight. Battered nerd syndrome destroys lives, families, and communities. It's not something to make light of. By not encouraging people to watch "Heroes" you're helping to break the cycle of violence.

and the Haitian has a fucking name! and it isn't john! I also say plenty of un-funny shit during the live blog, so think I'm a little deserving of internet nerd venom.

what the fuck is this? Claire's les-crush leaves her, invisa-chick is annoying as all hell. Why can't we just have a Sylar massacre? Ughh, this is so unpleasant, SLOW BURN. fuck, fuck. fuck.

This is actually really good. Not enough to make up for last week but still.

HOLY SHIT PARKMAN IF THIS ACTUALLY WORKS I LOVE YOU

Wow... This episode is really good.. Crap. I can't say anything bad.

It's like the show is fixing everything that sucked.. that got rid of the lesbian side plot, they got rid of the second Sylar.. leaving anti-hero Sylar and giving fans what they wanted... Samuel as the sole villian. They gave Claire an actually interesting plot, gave HRG back his balls and they are giving the Def woman something to do... which I still thinks he doesn't need. Not every person with a ability needs to be doing something extraordinary...

I'm sure there's a lady someone with an ability that can make cats do her bidding and all she does and make youtube videos.

Hey look Emma playing the fucking piano. fuck you Heroes, I hate you. And I really don't give a shit about sob stories, at all. That's why I watch Horror movies, not chick flicks, because they suck, If i want to cry I'll watch LOTR.

SON OF A BATCH !!!! PARKMAN IS STILL ALIVE !! COP OUT !!! ARRRRRRRRGGGHHH... STOP MESSING WITH MY EMOTION HEROES ! I TRUSTED YOU ! I TRUSTED YOOOOOOU !

OH WAIT IT DIDN'T WORK FUCK YOU PARKMAN

AND DOUBLE FUCK YOU DEAF GIRL

AND TRIPLE FUCK YOU SWEATY MOOBS

OH WAIT IT DIDN'T WORK FUCK YOU PARKMAN

AND DOUBLE FUCK YOU DEAF GIRL

AND TRIPLE FUCK YOU SWEATY MOOBS

@Mr. Sanders
I WANT THAT POWER!!! I could have a KABILLION hits on YouTube!

Other than that...I dunno what just happened.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED! 50 MINUTES OF KICK ASS GOT RUINED BY TEN MINUTES OF SHIT! FUCK THIS SHOW WITH A RUSTY BOTTLE OPENER!

@Katie YOUTUBE pays you now, once you get a certain number of hits so you could totally buy me breakfast with your KABILLIONS of dollars. HOOK IT UP GIRL !

@Spider it wasn't 10 minutes.. it was 3 seconds of them showing Parkman... I think the Deaf girl stuff evens out the show.. like it creates tensions between the stuff you really want to see.. You'll be eating your words when Hero's has a musical episode.. that Deaf girl will make you cry !

HEROES NEEDS A MUSICAL LIKE SPIDER-MAN NEEDS A MUSICAL

OH WAIT!!!

THAT'S LIKE SAYING A GIANT CAKE IS COMPLIMENTED WELL BY A FESTERING SHIT!

So was the episode good or not? When I saw Mohinder's dead body in the previous episode I was sure they'd bring him back for another wretched side-plot. Did anything like that happen?

@Chris Sanders
Shit! If I had a kajillion hits and a kabillion dollars, I wouldn't be buying breakfast---I'd finding a way to cancel Heores. And create a good TV show. And then, I could put it on YouTube, and make even more money.
THEN I would buy everyone breakfast. Or alcohol. Whichever they prefer.

@Chris Sanders
Shit! If I had a kajillion hits and a kabillion dollars, I wouldn't be buying breakfast---I'd finding a way to cancel Heores. And create a good TV show. And then, I could put it on YouTube, and make even more money.
THEN I would buy everyone breakfast. Or alcohol. Whichever they prefer.

@Somebody, depends on your own opinion. I thought it was ughh!!! except for the Sylar bits. but the show just in general pisses me off. So I'm not very fair, it doesn't deserve fair though.

@Katie
Don't WASTE your time, Heroes is killing itself. Buy me breakfast and I'll pitch you my sitcom idea about a guy that gets onto The Real World during his Junior year of college. Being a world class scenic he decides to make a mockery of the show while on the show, so his former college roommates move in next door the real world house and help him script all kinds of ridiculous drama, involving cardboard robots attacking the house, baby mama's, instigating fights, a mysterious smell coming from one of the rooms, pipe bombs in the toilet, escaped mental patients and a host of other crap waaaaay to ridiculous to be true... or i could write a bunch of Jewish and racist jokes and call it Family Guy.

Either way... the story should end with me eating bacon.

@Chris Sanders
That'd be a great show!
And every story should end with Bacon.
Or pancakes.
Or both.
Together.
How about a show about breakfast? That way we get to eat breakfast, brunch, and brinner every day?

What a waste

@Katie

You had me at brinner..which was almost at the end, so uh you know, do better next time. Wait no you had me at Bacon and pancakes together. Wow I'm hungry now.

@Chris & @Katie, make that show! I went and imagined it, and it was freaking amazing.

@Chris, @ Katie
YOU HAVE MY BOW (for teh show)

That... didn't utterly suck. Yes the stupid diner shows up for the umpteenth time, and yes Parkman's death was a total juke. But overall it may be the best episode this season. Even Claire noticed the better writing when HRG told her why Rene (Yay a name) was going with her.

@Master Higgins
@Ruby Rose
@Katie

Well first we will need money...which takes us back to finding the lady with the ability manipulate millions of cats at once and film it for use on youtube.

That or visit my blog and get my advertising revenue up, ha, if you guys make it happen the most I can promise is a pilot..and if that doesn't work out an flash animated series..which was my original format for the show... but if I'm taking Hero's place live action is the way to go !

@Chris

...
No breakfast food puppets? No bacon with googly eyes?

Thank god.
Yes. I want real people eating real bacon and suffering REAL CONSEQUENCES! There can be drama (health problems) and comedy (grease burns-always a hoot) and toast.
Which may or may not be Cylon toast. WE DON'T KNOW!!!

@Katie
Cylon Toast: Part of any genocidal, zealots daily breakfast.

@Chris

You do realize your guy taking over the real world idea was already done on an episode of Mission Hill, right?

Whatever happened to "this is my full time gig, Ill be posting on weekends, Im not a lazy bum"? Hmm?

Less Spider Nozzles and Moob Fools.

More Chris and Katie.

dude, srsly wtf is up with the "xoxo" thingy?
gtfo to gossip girl. this. is. TOPLESSROBOT!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SPIDER-NOZZLE?

Chris and Kate plus ATE

@R3loy
Yeah I saw that episode, but since i came up with the idea before it aired and my idea would span one season, and take things a lot further it's not the same. My idea would fall more into surrealism and quirkiness, the characters would be trying to mess with show because it's fun and not because they are anti- MTV or establishment.

Kind of like how Deadpool is cool because he has fun doing what he's doing rather than being an anti-hero with a chip on his shoulder.

I also wouldn't paint the housemates as douchebags.. because they aren't they are just people who got picked to be on a show. There might be one guy who's naturally a douche but I'd aim to make the characters likable...and original instead of mockeries of people types they've had on the show.

I say this because in college, 2 years ago I applied and ALMOST made it on the actual Real World (I was 3 interviews in) but I screwed myself because it was the "artist/music" season and i told them I was no longer interested in performing music (i had a stint as a gospel rapper) but instead wanted to focus o my career inn graphic design...which was true. When the season aired turns out everyone wanted to pursue acting, music or modeling and thus why i saw why i didn't get picked. From my experience I found that everyone on those shows aren't what they appear to be. So why protray them as such ?

Chris Sanders = Mr Sanders BTW