Lego Indiana Jones Forgot to Build Some Lego Balls

By Rob Bricken in Movies, Toys, Video Games
Monday, Nov. 16 2009 @ 9:47AM

Really, Lego? This is the final scene in the Raiders of the Lost Ark section of Lego Indiana Jones 2? Making the Nazis boogie, and having no face-melting whatsoever? For shame.

First of all, every boy worth his Y-chromosone has set an action figure on fire once once in his life, so seeing Lego Toht's face melt would not be that big a deal. Plus, and this is the important bit, HE'S A NAZI. THEY'RE ALL FUCKING NAZIS. THEY DESERVE A FATE WORSE THAN DISCO DANCING, AND CHILDREN NEED TO LEARN THAT FROM AN EARLY AGE. (Via Kotaku)