I'm afraid we're past the point of random nerdery and must come to grips with the fact that Klingon Toddlers are a fad. I don't know why they're a fad, but between the numbnuts linguist who spoke only Klingon to his child for three years and the above video, Trekkie are breeding like bunny rabbits and forcing their spawn into ridiculous Star Trek fandoms. Now, I'm going to assume this mother isn't forcing her child to only speak Klingon, and I also hope she didn't shave the kid's head to better achieve the costume, mainly because if I thought otherwise I would have trouble sleeping at night.
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RobP said:
Now, the linguist who wanted to teach his infant toddler didn't really bother me. Especially considering the actual facts of that specific story. But this, without knowing anything but what's in the first 20 seconds of that video (which is all I could stomach to watch) is deplorable. This is using your child as a prop. What's different about this from the scores of America's Funniest Home Videos videos? The fact that the parents had to dress the child up to garner the affect of a toddler doing something "cute." It's fine if you capture an infant in their natural setting of adorableness, but to dress it up for the seemingly sole purpose of posting it to YouTube is... well... Ugh.
Then again, maybe I just internalize this abuse more because my parents never spoke any languages to me but English, but I did have a sailor outfit that my mother loved and forced me to wear until I was in pre-school. Talk about "ugh."
Posted 11/23/2009 at 10:00:17 AM
RunnerX13 said:
Big Star Trek fan, but can Child Services please intervene ASAP.
Posted 11/23/2009 at 10:01:18 AM
TJ Dietsch said:
I have a feeling that instead of breeding the next generation of geeks, these people will instead create a generation of nerd-haters who will make Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds look like Urkel.
Posted 11/23/2009 at 10:48:15 AM
DoctorSmashy said:
I may be a nerd, and a pretty high-ranking one, but the fact that you could love something so much that you would base not only your life but also your family's life around it is insane. Those cruel losers. Think about it! This kid has no chance in the social world now if his only chat-up line is "I was YouTube Klingon Baby. Wanna get to know?"
Posted 11/23/2009 at 10:50:13 AM
Frito at Tinagra said:
Don't turn your back on that kid mother-Klingon. If there is anything he will know, it is that revenge is a dish best served cold.
Posted 11/23/2009 at 11:54:02 AM
JimmyZappa said:
I guess the "Trekkies are Virgins" joke is not longer applicable in the 21st century.
Posted 11/23/2009 at 12:45:34 PM
Wes Grogan said:
Oh, wow. Yeah, this goes back to my belief that people should have licenses to breed. Yeesh. I really, really feel bad for that kid. My mother dressed me in terrible clothes when I was a child for the purpose of "cute" pictures, and though I tried, I was unable to find and burn all of them. Now it's just a matter of time before she discovers they can be posted online. Alas.
Posted 11/23/2009 at 01:08:03 PM
Soylent Robot said:
this just makes me relieved my parents arent nerds
Posted 11/23/2009 at 01:55:43 PM
j-me said:
There was a key moment a few years back at a Carrie Fisher Q&A in which she said something to the effect of:
"Some of you are here because you love Star Wars. The rest of you are here because your parents made you love Star Wars. And for that, I am deeply, deeply sorry."
Pretty much sums this up.
Posted 11/23/2009 at 04:43:54 PM
spazweez said:
I'll cast a vote for chilling out. It looks like a few minutes of goofy fun with a wig and an eyebrow pencil. Same dumb crap parents (both "nerd" and "normal") do with their babies every damn day. I'm thinking "boring afternoon" rather than "24/7 lifestyle."
Next to Halloween, this doesn't even rate. How many oblivious and uncomfortable infants did you see carted around the neighborhood dressed as princesses or stuffed into Tigger onesies with whiskers drawn on their faces?
Wish I had a video of the lady heading into THE FOURTH KIND in front of me -- carrying her baby girl with the pierced ears and cute widdle blush and lipstick. Here, baby, let's get you all dolled up so you can listen to people shriek and growl and blow their own heads off. Adorable...
Posted 11/23/2009 at 07:31:11 PM
Doctrinaire said:
It's... a baby in a silly costume. What am I not getting about this that makes it so horrible?
Posted 11/23/2009 at 08:38:02 PM
Enigma_2099 said:
There should be a law against shit like this.
Posted 11/23/2009 at 09:52:51 PM
Suz said:
Meh, it's a wig and a couple of lines on the forehead.
If the kid has older siblings it will be put through worse than this on a daily basis (I speak from experience as a youngest child)
The kid looks happy enough and you can *see* it's real hair, so no it wasn't shaved.
Posted 11/24/2009 at 01:13:26 PM
noirakita said:
is the baby really speaking klingon? Because it just sounded like typical baby sounds to me.
Posted 11/24/2009 at 11:32:05 PM






