No, this isn't the mouse pad. I put it after the jump because, while it does not strictly contain nudity, it is totally Not Safe For Work, unless your workplace has a very positive view of you looking at pubic mounds during office hours. Also note that "Menace" is the name of the character represented, and not my personal assessment of the mouse pad featured. If it had been up to me, I would have simply called it "World's Worst Mouse Pad." See it on the other side.
...yep. Instead of placing your wrist between fake anime breasts (which, now that I think about, are doubly fake) you can rest your tired arm in-between the meaty thighs of one of the whores of the just-barely-not-porn anime
Queen's Blade. If you're feeling particularly feisty, you can imagine your mouse pad is humping your forearm, and then you can cry at how pitiful you are. Now, I'm hardly against sexy anime, but this? No thank you. I'd have to wash my arm every time after I got on my computer. You can purchase it over at
J-List for an equally obscene $52, but dude -- they have real porn there. You might consider getting some of that instead. (
Via Japanator)
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