How dare you, sir. It's one thing to remind me that impossibly huge, tender, slightly lactating anime breasts belong to a ficticious reality perennially beyond my grasp, but to imply that even within their fortunate worlds said melons are fake? You, sir, have incurred a blood debt, and you will make good on it.

And yeah, these things should be sold as a package deal which includes free admittance onto the sex-offenders registry.

What in the name of Hastur is that catlike massager doing? It appears to be engaged in what a spider does to a potential meal.

Hmmm... Looks like she already has a couple of "rollers". Gods....

Ugh. I have no idea what's even supposed to be going on in that picture. Obviously I haven't read the manga, but from this picture I would say it's about a sweaty, brain-damaged woman being wrapped in plastic by an evil streetlamp.

I clicked over to the product page at J-list, and hit the "Related" button. And wow, am I ever sorry I did that.

I was sure this couldn't be the only one of these, and I was right, there are plenty - though this is the only one that uses thighs as the wrist support - but the "related" objects that appeared alongside the mousepads made my brain hurt on the inside.

The boobie stress-ball gave me a giggle, but there are entirely too many male personal massagers available there :P

Yikes, you've done it again Japan.
For shame!

Oh, the thing coming in from the side is her
weapon, kind of an anthropomorphic mace.

...and it's lifting her "skirt" with it's teeth. Don't ask me how I know this......

Ehh, at least it's not a Strike Witches or (God forbid) Komodo no Jikan mouse pad.

that is one image i will not be able to get out of my head. not to mention who will actuly buy the thing besides fans of the character and those who always wanted a mouse pad like that

Is there anyone besides myself who wonders why its called a 'mouse' pad? I mean, I don't see a single mouse...

Well, to be fair, it's pretty ugly porn at that site. Seriously, gigantic breasts are NOT ATTRACTIVE! They just look deformed!

Say what you will about her mouse pad, but Menace does play one third of the Swamp Witch's swinging jazz trio. Villains get the best music.

I'm planning to get some Fuko porn instead of this.

Not my cup of tea either

must.... have... that.... mouse... pad...... aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

just the thing I need to class up my day

I see wet panties O_O

Out of all the things disturbing about this mousepad, the fact there seem to be another set of nipples on the underside of her thighs is just bizarre.