​As I pointed out yesterday on the ol' TR Twitter, I've had this FFF entry picked out for a couple of weeks. This should scare you. The fact that I've picked out next week's Christmas-themed FFF should make you fall to the ground, gibbering on Cthulhu-level horror, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. This story is by Ryuiki, and he wants you to know that this is the new movie Astro Boy, for some reason, and that the title, "Sparking Tickle" -- which I just know caused a shudder of premature terror to run down your spines -- doesn't have anything to do with the story. There's no tickling, per se.There is a lot of a man having sex with an underage robot boy, however.

"Mr. Stark, what're you doing?" Astro Boy asked a little breathlessly. The sensation was new and a little frightening, but not altogether unwelcome.

"I'm trying to figure out if this will actually work...your father said that he'd put in all the parts..." Tony Stark replied. He and Astro were down in his 'lab', and the boy was pressed up against the hood of the Cobra, with the man behind him. Tony had one hand around the front of Astro and the other was cupped around the firm ass, squeezing gently.

Warning: This FFF is long and hard... meaning it's a couple of pages and disturbed even me. So by no means do I suggest you continue reading.

A sudden thought occurred to Tony, and he removed his hands. Astro slid to the ground and spun around.

"Hey, we're not stopping, are we?" Though he didn't quite understand what was going on, he liked how it made him feel, and didn't want to stop.

"No.. I just think you need a little bit of mental preparation before we do the deed. Look, I'm not the best teacher around, and I certainly don't usually get along with kids, so, come here," Tony placed a hand on Astro's shoulder and gently steered him around to where he had various touch-monitors. Sitting the boy down in the chair in the front of the screens, Tony turned the central one on.

"So, what is it that we're going to do, exactly?" Astro asked. Being from Metro City, none of the electronics around were all that impressive to him, though he politely looked around.

"I'm going to let this show you, but first, a few things. You have heard of sex, right?" Tony asked. He leaned back on the console under the screen, crossing his arms and looking levelly at Astro.

"Do you like movies about gladiators? Robot gladiators, I mean?"

"Sex, hmm?" Astro dropped his eyes in order to concentrate on bringing up any knowledge of the word. "Ah, yeah! It's what people do to have babies, right? I don't know how it's done, exactly, but I've heard things..." As he remembered more and more, Astro's face got redder and redder. "Um, Mr. Stark, are...are w-we--"

This isn't the baby-making kind of sex, Astro.

"Just watch this before you even think about anything else." Tony pushed a button on the console, and the screen came to life. Astro watched, and became more and more fascinated and uncomfortable at the same time.

So.

This is what he was always hearing about. But...he'd never heard of two men doing -that- together. But there it was, right in front of him on the screen. He glanced sideways at Tony, who was watching as well, and his expression was hard to read. Astro turned back to the screen and found that a most curious sensation was washing over him, and it centered around his--

Astro flushed again and squeezed his legs together. Was it getting hot in here? Now he found that it was getting harder to sit still, and he desperately wished that he knew just what was going on to make him feel like this. Finally, Tony seemed to notice and turned off the screen. He was smiling slightly.

Tony Stark just showed Astro Boy gay porn. That just happened.

"Okay, first thing's first. Yes, males and females have sex together to produce offspring. Sometimes they have it just for fun, because believe me, it is fun."

Glad to have something to focus on now, Astro cocked his head to the side. "But what about what you showed me? That was two men? Two men can't make babies, can they?"

"No, they can't. They just do it for fun."

"For fun?" Astro glanced down at his lap with a frown. He'd never used his penis to have fun before. But the two men on the screen certainly did look like they were having fun...

One assumes he didn't show Dip My Balls in Hot Wax 9, because that probably wouldn't have looked fun.

"Yeah. It looked fun, right?" asked Tony, raising a brow.

"It did, but, um... I've never..." Astro trailed off, not quite sure how to say exactly what he wanted to.

"Well, you're only technically like 11, right?" Tony said, and Astro saw that he was looking directly into his eyes with an intensity that was most peculiar.

​Just in case you needed to be reminded of exactly how awful this is. Most fan fic authors don't mention the exact age of their underage characters, as it's a grim reminder of how legally and morally wrong the acts depicted in these stories are. Not Ryuiki, apparently. I'm skipping ahead a little now.

"The reason I showed you this is because I want you to know just what you're getting in to. Think about it. If something strange like that happened to you and you had no idea it was going to happen until it was actually happening, what would you do?"

"Uh, I'd probably, like... attack, or something. But--" Astro added hurriedly, "I wouldn't do it on purpose. It would just kinda... happen." He looked sheepish.

"Exactly. So it's best to let you know just what's going to happen, so you don't inadvertently kill me," Tony said with a chuckle.

Oh, we should be so lucky.

"Um... Mr. Stark, um...why...." Astro stopped, squirming around with his hands tucked between his legs.

"Ah. Well, that's a good sign, actually. Here, let's begin," Tony knelt in front of Astro and hooked his index fingers in the boy's outer shorts and pulled them down and off. "Is this attached?" Tony asked, indicating Astro's signature tiny black shorts.

"N-no," Astro breathed. Obviously, this was the first time anyone had been anywhere near this region of his body in such a personal manner, and all the feelings and sensations coursing through him right now were bewildering. Tony looked skeptical, since the shorts indeed looked attached, but sure enough, he slipped a finger between them and Astro. Once those were around Astro's ankles, Tony spread the boy's knees apart and slid between them.

Obviously, since this is a fan fic, Astro's going to enjoy his statuatory rape in a bit, but the fact that he's telling Stark "No" as he begins really brings home the horror, doesn't it?

"M-Mr. Stark!" Astro gasped. His erect little member was almost in the man's face, and Astro had no idea what to do next. Their eyes met.

"Kay, what I'm going to do is put your cock in my mouth. I'm going to suck on it until you orgasm, then it'll be my turn. Well, I guess that is if you can orgasm..."

"Orgasm?" Astro was quite astonished at the bluntness of Tony's words.

Really, Astro? "Orgasm" is the word that surprised you with its bluntness? Not the "What I'm going to do is put your cock in my mouth" part?

"Yeah, when you cum. If that's possible in a robot."

You know, if Stark was performing an experiment to see if a robot of Astro Boy's design could orgasm, that would make a certain amount of sense. A horrible, fan fic kind of sense, but it would give a purpose to his actions. As it is, Tony just really wants to suck Astro Boy's 11-year-old penis, and if he cums, well, whatever.

"Cum?" When Tony talked, his warm breath trailed over Astro's groin, and the sensations heightened and he really wasn't paying as much attention to the words as he should be.

"When you shoot your load. Remember in the video when that white stuff came out of the penis of the one on the bottom? That's cumming. It feels really good, let me tell you."

"Okay..." Astro breathed, just wanting the pressure in his lower regions to stop. Tony immediately obliged and took Astro's entire cock in his mouth, as it was proportional to the young boy's body that it was modeled after.

​

"Uhhhn!" Astro moaned, reflexively clutching Tony's shoulders.

"Kid, not so tight!" Tony managed around the appendage in his mouth.

"S-sorry!" Astro squeaked, and loosened his grip somewhat. Tony slowly slid his tongue out and along one side of Astro's member, keeping an eye on the boy's face meanwhile.

"TONY!" Astro shouted, closing his eyes. He arched his upper body back and gripped the back of the chair so tightly that it left indentations. His hips seemed to have a mind of their own, which was entirely possible, and they bucked forward with such forced that Tony slid back a few inches. Muttering to himself and thus moving his lips in a remarkably wonderful feeling way, Tony shuffled closer again. He grabbed two legs of the chair and prepared himself for another buck of Astro's hips, which came a second later. This time, they both went skidding a couple of inches across the floor.

Tony smiled to himself.

"Tony! I'm... I don't know!" Astro cried, distressed.

"Just go with it! Oh, and don't kill me in the process."

KILL HIM KILL HIM

Not really listening, or understanding what Tony said, Astro bucked his hips a third time, and a wonderful feeling washed over him as he... well, did something.

The force of Astro's orgasm shot his cum straight to the back of Tony's throat, which he instinctively swallowed. Removing his mouth from around the now flaccid member, Tony sat back.

Astro was still in the same position, arched forward with his hands gripping the chair and eyes closed. Then he completely relaxed and slid down off the chair and into Tony's arms. He looked up, and their eyes met again.

"What was that?"

Tony chuckled. "It's exactly what I told you it was.

"Orgasm?"

"You got it. And hey, you actually can do it." Tony was smiling.

"Hey, our hearts are reacting!" Astro said suddenly with a bit of alarm. Tony glanced down, and sure enough, both of their chests were glowing a more vibrant blue than normal.

"Huh. Take a step back."

Astro stood up and did so, but forgot that his boyshorts were still around his ankles. He tripped and landed on his back with a loud 'thud', causing his ass guns to go off and propel him a few feet into the air. The fire extinguisher robot immediately rushed forward and doused the entire area. Astro landed with another 'thud' in a puddle of foam, blinking up at the ceiling. Tony's face loomed over him with a grin.

Ha ha! Wacky post-statuatory rape antics! Somebody cue "Yakkety Sax"!

"Ass lasers? Ingenious. Though it does give me another reason not to go through with this." Tony's head was covered in the foam, which was slowly dripping off of him.

The other reasons being Astro Boy is a robot, Astro Boy is a minor, Astro Boy is an 11-year-old robot, this is beyond illegal, etc. But somehow, I didn't think Tony's going to stop -- mainly because I know the worst is on the next page. Sigh.