Despite the fact that
Topless Robot will be closed tomorrow, as promised, I couldn't let you go three full weeks in-between mind-crushing erotic fan fics. I love you all too much for that, and I'd hate to think of you celebrating the new year full of hope and joy, instead of sobbing over humanity's capacity to write about under-aged cartoon characters sodomizing each other.
But since this is the very last FFF of 2009 -- as well as the first-ever FFT, technically -- I
did want to showcase something special. So that's why I turned to our old friend fanficnut, who you might remember better as the author of the nanaporbe-laden fan fic
"wrath of the baroness." This story features the Man of Steel fighting the actual, real-life porn star Chantz Fortune, star of such pictures as -- and I'm not making any of them up --
Powder Room Pussy, Mad to Cum #2: She Really Is That Dumb, Samson's Knights: Royal Cocksuckers, Buttslammers #21, and, of course,
Eat at the Pussy Cafe #6. But why let me ramble, when fanfictnut can so aptly summarize his story himself?
Superman runs into an evil and busty strapon wearing woman.
I know Superman can fly, is impervious to bullets and can move at practically the speed of light, but I think Chantz is going to give him one heck of a battle. Let's see, shall we?
Superman was flying through the air after stopping some Bank Robber.
His cape flowed as the crowd cheered. After stopping the criminals he
had decided to put a stop to smut, by stopping prostitution rings, and
strip clubs breaking the no lap dance rules.
You know, if your last name is Robber and you name your kid Bank, you're really just setting him up for trouble. Although admittedly, I do love the idea of Superman checking strip clubs to make sure the girls aren't giving lap dances. Someone call Didio.
Things was going great but they were about to turn bad. He had crossed
the wrong woman. He had stopped a woman from shooting a porn video in
metropolis and cost her a lot of money. This woman was a Busty Blond
hair Porn star name Chantz Fortune. She had thick blind hair, eyes as
blue as the ocean, a curvy body, a plump butt and mean temper. Her
breast looked the size of two overinflated cannonballs. She normally
had sexy red lipstick for her lustful lips. She didn't have to wear a
lot of make up to show off her beautiful face. Also she loved leather
and whips. She was a dominatrix also.
Frankly, Chantz's supervillain origin is no sillier than Lex blaming Superman for losing his hair. Also, I knew a girl who had thick blind hair once. Her hair couldn't see shit.
Chantz had been taken to court. They may an example out of her and put
her in Jail for 5 months. She decided she would get revenge for these
humiliations
Superman head Jimmy Olsen Watch. It was a special watch he gave him
where Jimmy could call him if there were trouble. It sent out a
frequency that only he could hear with his super hearing. Super hearing
that increase with strength for having the yellow sun increase his
power, including hearing.
Good to know, fanficnut. You don't want your readers getting lost immediately after Superman head Jimmy Olsen Watch!
Superman flew into action at sonic speed through the air and stopped
with a flash over the city enough not to cause destruction. He dive
down and went through the roof of a building
He saw Jimmy there on a heart shaped bed. He was in what appeared to be
some Sex Dungeons, nicely decorated with an Asian look. He smelled
scented Candles. He looked at Jimmy
"GREAT CEASES GHOST what have they done to you" He said "Did Lex do this"Jimmy Olsen had on a Blond Wig and lipstick. He was done up to look
like a woman, genetically enhance with a pair of Double D breast. A
machine shoved a dildo at rapid speed. His arms were handcuffed and he
had a vibrator pumping his cock. It sent the fluids up a tube and into
his mouth
Sadly, this isn't even close to the worst position Supes has found Jimmy in. Hell, it's probably not even the top 10.
"LEX is Dead. HOSTILE take over. Stupid wimp fail in love with me, thought he could control me but he was wrong SUPER WIMP"
Chantz Fortune came out naked accept for a strap on. The strap on her
looked green and about 15 inches. She held a cigar in her hand and gave
it a puff. Her breast looked bigger then he could remember. He hated to
admit it but he had an erection just by looking at her. That never
happens before.
TR Homework: Diagram the above paragraph. Protip: If you don't kill yourself in despair, you're doing it wrong.
"You GOING to Jail for this madne..."
Superman dropped to his Knees. She grabbed his hair
"What the matter you LOOK hurt superwimp" She said blowing smoke in his face
"Kryptonite"
SLAP
Holy shit! Did she slap him?
She slapped him hard leaving a mark
Oh.
"You know LITTLE wimp (SLAP SLAP) it always amazed me you act so tough
(slap slap) But the moment you lose (slap slap SLAP) you lose your
powers (slap Slap) you get beaten (SLAP SLAP) Like a little bitch. Bet
deep down you're a little FARMBOY who jerked off to comics books,
aren't you your pathetic LITTLE FAGGOT"
She twisted his hair and nelted down to look at him. Her wicked smiled frighten and excited him
I nelted down once. I needed three doctors to help me get back up and a shot of penicillin.
"So Got Some Kryptonite for many search, LITTLE slave, wimps he thought
they could get a hold of these GOREGOUS tits. Losers. So I made a lot
of money from my days. Crush the rocks down to chunks and put them in
paint. Painted these walls and then wall paper them. This strap on lace
with a thin LAYER of this stuff"
Actually, kryptonite paint is pretty clever. The 15-inch kryptonite dildo slightly less so, but hey, credit where credit's due.
"You don't want to do this" He said
"OH trust me I do. I mean kind of goes with being A SUPER VILLAN. Why
else would you heroes where those tights if you don't want to be RAPED.
All those high morals, you're really just little cock teases"
SLAP. She began slapping him senseless and had him screaming and whimpering. Chantz proceeded to take off his clothes.
Jimmy was shocked to see his hero stripped naked like this. She stood on his balls
Jimmy should probably be worrying about the machine funneling his seminal fluids back into his mouth.
"Well not EVERYTHING on you made of Steal" She laughed "In fact look like you have an erection from being SMACKED around loser"
She grabbed his face and started face fucking the hero while humming the Superman theme. He gagged a bit
"Quit your crying. You should thank me, after all this is lubing it up.
Why that undergratefull, you don't want to be ungrateful do you. Good
boy. Now thank your mistress"
"Thank your mistress" He mutters
Chantz Laughed and took the puff of her cigar. She loves power and the
humiliation. The friction of slamming into him soon made her moan. She
fucked his mouth till she came.
"Ohhh you made me cum little man, got to thank you"
She got up and kicked him. Chantz went into her closet and dragged him in
"Be right back little Jimmy" Chantz said
Minutes Later
She dragged him out. He had on a short skirt, blond pigtails hair, and make up. She had a dog leash and cape that said "SL"
"Behold SUPER Sissy" Chantz said "Bet him cum faster then speeding bullet"
She talks like a cartoon Indian from the '40s.
She flipped him over on a table and stroked her cock
I hope to god fanficnut means either Superman's cock or Chantz's strap-on, because the grammar is twisted enough without this turning into a dick-girl story.
"Please you can't do this"
Chantz grabbed him and slammed it into him. Superman screamed in pain.
No villain has violated him like that. Jimmy was force to watch knowing
this soon would be broadcast all around the world. Chantz grabbed hold
of his hair and put the cigarette out on his ass
"Yea fucker YEA, take, TAKE this giant strap on" Chantz said "Damm you ass is swallowing it"
Superman gritted his teeth. He only got harder as it hit his prostate.
Chantz grinded it in, fucking him like a pro. Her might tits bounce up
and down as she raped the ounce great hero in the ass. The entire cock
disappeared in him
Now I'm beginning to suspect that fanficnut is actually Frank Miller.
"Wow you must have been HORNY don't you? Wonder if you still be put on
lunch boxes ounce they teach you a cock loving sissy faggot who getting
his ass fucked by a girl"
She slapped his ass
"WHO YOUR MISTRESS"
"You are"
"Say my name say, CHANTZ FORTUNE YOUR MISTRESS"
"Chantz fortune my mistress"
"See LITTLE sissy. Now we learn how to communicate, see that wasn't so
hard. All you heroes a like, kinky little sluts. You know I think that
why your started fucking with me. Think you wanted me to beat your
tight wearing ass so I could rape you. Don't you. Yea, that's it. All
you little heroes love being tied up by us evil bitches. Tell me
SUPERMAN you ever been fucked before"
"No" He cried
Tears ran down his eyes. She nibbled his ear and stroked his cock as she grinded in.
"Ohhh a LITTLE cherry, HOW CUUUUTE. Just pinch your little ass cheeks and eats you up" Chants laughed
I can't decide if Darkseid would be laughing so hard he's crying at this or actually a little sympathetic.
She slapped his ass and slammed harder. He let out a scream. Chantz stopped and move faster while looking down.
"You LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOT, you came, YOU FUCKING CAME" She said
"I am sorry, I couldn't help it"
"Shut the FUCK UP"
Chantz pulled. She went into another room and came out with another strap on. This was 2 feet long 5 inches wide
That's... that's much bigger.
"Now it time to play"
She slams without mercy. Superman eyes rolled in the back of his head as he screamed and cried. Chantz let out a soft moan
"Shit going to cum SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!"
2 Hour later
Chantz was lying on the couch getting her pussy eaten by Superman and
her feet massage my Jimmy Olsen. She smirked. She watches the TV that
was now broadcasting Superman being raped do to a pirated broadcast.
"Time to finish this" Chantz said
She dragged him into a room and tossed him into a chamber with kryptonite in him. She locked it and put on a helmet on herself
"Little device SUPERWIMP. Lex made this before his fatal...accident.
Transfer all you little powers. Without your pussy ass weakness sense I
am not a krypton" Chantz said
Chantz pressed the button. She was filled with power. She smiled and floated in the air
"YES!!!" Chantz laughed "Your heroes are fucked"
4 months later
Chantz stood over bodies of Super heroes and Villains. They were beaten
and stripped naked. She wore a tight fishnet shirt and No Bra. She had
a necklace that said SC and tight leather pants, and leather gloves.
She had on leather boots, and a metal belt that said SC
"HEROES, OR VILLANS they all bow down to the QUEEN BITCH SUPER CHANTZ!!!"
The End
See pictures of Chantz on my group
Yeah, no thank you, fanficnut. There's only so much Chantz one can handle in a day, and while we didn't have quite as much as Supes and Jimmy, we may have still exceeded our daily recommended allowance. However, I do hope that Ms. Fortune reads it and gives you the pity fuck you so richly deserve for entertaining us so this year.
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