By Rob Bricken in
Nerdery
Friday, Dec. 4 2009 @ 11:55AM
Scott Johnson sent me an email tip containing this video which included a great deal of facts about it. I've read the email several times, and I still don't have the faintest clue what he's talking about, or what the fuck the deal is with this video. Suffice to say if I'm boggled, I immediately have to pass the craziness on to you.
38 comments
Comments
clashcty said:
O.K. drugs are bahd O.K. That is some funny shit tho.
Dr. Communism said:
I hate the internet.
ZADL said:
Ohhhhkaaaaaaaaayyyyy.......
EVula said:
Seriously, what the fuck?
Also, I love the visible time display for the bridge at the very beginning. Classy.
Lo Pan said:
I'm blind. For so, SO many reasons.
Wes Grogan said:
Well, at least we know now that bras are extinct in the future.
Johnny Luchador said:
I hate Star Trek, and I hate crappy music. It's pretty bad when the main focus of your song is showing images of toast and scrambled eggs cooking in a pan. FoR SHAME that I even watched over a minute of this crap.
BobJ said:
So, did the woman playing the guitar have eyebrows from the alien woman of "Space:1999"?
Nerd faux pas! You don't mix ST with 1999! It's SO wrong.
Eponymous said:
What did we do, Rob? Because this certainly feels like some kind of punishment...
Lo Pan replied to Eponymous:
He's drunk. He never needs reasons to punish. You know this.
memyselfandi said:
Well I, for one, laughed my ass off...
HenticleTentai said:
ugh
Selaphiel said:
What...?
KillerTilapia said:
Apparently Klingon women have perfected double stick tape technology.
Wes Grogan replied to KillerTilapia:
Well, you would have to after the extinction of bras, wouldn't you?
Mike said:
Was that lame? I couldn't tell.
nick said:
I feel like I should say something witty to sound like I understood what was going on there...
The Flash III said:
I recognized one of the girls from some of the skits on The Soup, but other than that, I'm completely befuddled.
I guess he's a red shirt who is tired of being out in space and wants to go home?
Lewen replied to The Flash III:
So thats where she's from. I knew she looked familiar.
trickfred said:
...That's it, I'm going back to bed.
mikes said:
I can't believe 19 replies and no one mentions the damn red shirt! Idiots!
Nicnac replied to mikes:
I can't believe TWO posts before yours, someone mentioned the red shirt!
Zach said:
I feel it's possible that someone somewhere just saw this movie and is now off to assassinate the president or something.
DizWhiz said:
Okay so he is a red-shirt.. dreaming about how he wishes he could go out adventuring.. but red-shirts die so he has nightmares about how he will die while adventuring but is stuck making the crew 'sweet country cooking"? WTF?!?
Chris Daugherty said:
I feel weird...
demoncat said:
wtf this thing proves that some fans of star trek have a dark side for all i got was the guy was in need of some to do the wild thing with since its been so long.wonder what they were smoking when tney made that thing.
shamus said:
Well done. This masterpiece makes up for that abominable Robotech piece.
Amalia said:
I, for one, loved every fucking minute. How many times have I caught myself wondering what Star Trek fans from rural Georgia are like? Now I know.
ZeroCorpse said:
I kept expecting him to suggest he was going to make the viewer "squeal like a pig".
evilolive 3000 said:
Jim Dandy sings this song. He's awesomely cool.
black oak arkansas is the group he's with today. the album 'cuntry cooking' is from - is a crazy pastiche called
Flash Fearless Vs. the Zorg Woman Parts 5 and 6.
its pretty odd, and shines in most cult circles as a rarity of combo concept albums.
The Man With Two Brains said:
Fail. They set it in original series style sets and uniforms, but have the women in the male outfits instead of the (admittedly sexist) miniskirt one-pieces that they female characters wore.
That's when I turned this shit off.
callmesteam said:
Is that a new Dave Matthews track?
colin replied to callmesteam:
It's the public-access-nerd-version of the Dave Matthew's band. A step up imo.
VerbalGurl said:
Flash Fearless Vs. the Zorg Woman Parts 5 and 6 is actually pretty terrific as a whole (Alice Cooper does a couple of tracks - perfection) and was originally conceived as a stage play a la Rocky Horror Show. Yay nerd theatre!
anabur said:
Here's my theory: Some guy who thinks he's the next internet sensation is trying to mock his hillbilly father AND Star Trek
scott johnston replied to anabur:
um...don't you hype your own 'josh and orion' podcast? by the way, nice one. i reckon its easier to be a contradiction than a cultural essayist.
Chris Daugherty said:
I thought it was jermey Piven and Dave Matthew's love child doing the singing! This is the train wreck you can help but watch. Too bad it is lacking in hot chicks...the chicks here are just..odd.
keepoffthegrass said:
Whos responsible that?
I hated every minute of it.
