• This is from a naked bike ride. That's why the bike helmets. There's a ride every year like this.

• Awesome!

• The girl in blue has a great rack.

• "It was either really cold or they were totally turned on." I heard it was pretty cold. "surprised the group did not get in trouble for indecent exposure" At the Fremont Solstice Parade the bar for indecent exposure is set pretty high. "Won't the body paint rub off on the bike seats?" Yeah. http://www.flickr.com/photos/8254625@N07/3735832354/

• Fascinating. Just...fascinating. Actually, that body paint work looks very good. The Riker look-alike kinda has a man-boob thing going on. And sure enough, Jonathan Frakes is proudly carrying twins.

• I find it disturbing - VERY disturbing - that I have a definite preference for one unnatural color of breast over other unnatural colors. For a healthy person, shouldn't every Crayola-hued boob be equally attractive? All other things being equal.

• most disgusting thing i ever saw!!!! however nerds have pretty nice tits!!!!!

• I agree! Finally some equality!

• Well,any frakkin' frood can state the obvious. ;]

• Painted Penis from Outer Space!

• I'm really curious to find out what purple chick tastes like.

• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!! that is all, Number One

• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! that is all, Number One

• Wow. 5 naked body painted people and you picked up on the uniform inaccuracies first? You win the Nerd Olympics. Congratulations, your gold medal will arrive in 4-6 weeks.

• Here's another shot of Cutest of Borg (in an album of photos from the event) http://www.flickr.com/photos/daffodilious/3645711153/

• Well said.

• I was just going to ask why the hell they'd choose helmets as their only clothing item... though some are wearing undies.

• All of that work...but no matching shoes?

• I actually looked up picsturs... That guy was hot >.<; And so is they guy in yellow...

• Those girls are actually sorta nerd cute, and certainly bold to boot. It's enough for me to change my name to RainDance101 ...and send the dudes to a non-existent pizza place three states over, still in the nude And yes, I'm a fun of ladies "au naturale (sp?)"

• wo-hoo! penis!

• Photo taken from the set of the upcoming ST porno parody, "Star Trek: The Next Penetration" or is it... "Deep Sixty Nine"? "Voyeur"? 'Enter-her-prize"? "The Girth of Khan"? "The Search for Spunk?" "The Undiscovered Cunt"?

• Yes, it does look a bit nippy (nipply?) in the photos but you could never tell that by looking at the Silver Surfer on his skateboard.

• PENIS!!!!

• The two ladies from the left do have great bodies and/or bosoms. But the entirety of this actjust seems...illogical.

• Well I have to admit they are (IMHO) well painted. Acuracy aside the look of the uniforms isn't all that bad. I do have to agree with other posters that shaving might have helped but I also think that a small pair of jocky shorts or a bikini bottom would have been best, then again I'm not the one wareing it so if they want to flash their Nacells and Phasors at everyone then I say more power to them

• Yeah, I spotted the comm badge thingy too, except the guy in the yellow, his looks closer to the Next Gen than the rest. Kudos to all of them though, they all look amazing!

• Props to Silver Surfer too http://www.flickr.com/photos/43868820@N00/3648910220/

• Set phasers to Fap.

• Wow. That's actually kind of cool. The ladies are suprising...not hideous. I've seen worse things at anime conventions and those people have their clothes on. Things like a fat girl cosplaying as Felicia from Darkstalkers. Ugh. Maybe I need to become a Star Trek fan.

• Yes. Hell yes. Yes. OH HELL NO X 2.

• Won't the body paint rub off on the bike seats? Think of just how nasty all that smudgy ass/crotch would look at the end of the race. Yecch...

• Just an FYI.... this picture was taken in Seattle during the annual Fremont Solstice Parade, which is traditionally lead-off by naked cyclists - hundreds of 'em, body painted as everything from Star Trek to Waldo from Where's Waldo. And no, I'm not in the picture. Not much of an exhibitionist, and I *hate* Trek. (But anyone who was there watching the parade will agree, naked Wolverine on rollerskates was simultaneously the most awesome and disturbing sight)

• You mean, "high-beam" 'em up?

• Yup, gotta be. And if you look at the people behind, you can see that they're also covered only in body paint, just not of the Star Trek variety. Must have been the big idea that year.

• I hope it wouldn't rain if I were them.

• Hey, someone put the topless in TR!

• 'like a frightened turtle' LOL

• WTF??!!! I got one question: who applied all that paint?!

• Good on them for having the balls - no pun intended - to do this. I'd do it myself, if I knew anyone who'd do it with me. Still, I'm supposed to be wearing a sukumizu (a Japanese schoolgirl swimsuit) next year, so I guess I'm working my way in that direction.

• Umm . . . what happens if one of the guys becomes aroused . . . "Its just a strange crease in my trousers . . . "

• I can't believe I missed that! Guess I was distracted...yeah kudos to penis-guy for being the only one to get it right

• this just proves how far star trek fans will go . for the body paint actully makes it look like they have uniforms on and they seem to be happy about standing in the nude. the guys espically figuring that having their cocks out will wind up scoring . surprised the group did not get in trouble for indecent exposure .

• Sure, I'd beam em up

• Yikes.

• Well, it's nice to see folks still getting their squee on over Next Gen. Also nice to see a bit of male nudity for a change. Being a straight female fan can be awfully dull some days. (Fandom: "OMFG, LOOK, NAKED CHICKS!!"; me: *yawn*) Don't get me wrong, naked chicks don't offend me (I'm not like the male fans who run screaming from the sight of peen), it's just . . . boring. I like these ladies' "costumes," though. :D

• If you follow the link in the comment above mine you can see many more photos in the flickr account. I think the most disturbing is a nude Wolverine on roller skates with more than his claws exposed.

• More here: http://compfight.com/#search_type=full_text&query=fremont%20solstice%20star%20trek&commit=Search&license=&original=&safe_search=0

• Okay, if you can tear your eyes away from the hard female nipples, you'll notice that the guys are pretty nipply as well. It must have been a bit chilly.

• Judging from the nudity, bike-helmeted people and the 206 area code on the sign in the background, I can only surmise that this picture was taken in Seattle during a World Naked Bike Ride event. Yes, I assure you that this is real. http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/index.php?title=Seattle

• I find it is my nerdly duty to point out the anachronism in their Federation emblems. ST:NG combadges do not include the starburst Not in 2360s (Picard era),nor in 2370s (Janeway era). I mean if you're going have nothing other than a thin layer of paint betwixt you and the world,you should get it right. Also: Dromedary or Bactarian? :-B

• Oh man, I would so tap them.

• I would tap tha...oh, sorry. i love star trek porn, so this is right up my wormhole.

• Brings a whole new meaning to Commander Cleavage, don't you agree? Also, shaving before such an activity is always a good idea. Waxing is even better. And yes ladies, I've tried it. YEah, it stings like all hell, but there is no possible way to replicate that kind of smoothness. To close, I must agree with one comment previous. It was there hella cold or the they were ready to set phasers to kill if you know what I mean.

• Ah, Rob, you should never warn us of penis. Can't you imagine how much more fun you'd have thinking of us finding out for ourselves?

• You know usually when women get body painted, the nudity isn't so obvious. It was either really cold or they were totally turned on. Also would it have killed them to shave?

• DO NOT WANT!

• Damn it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a tailor!

• Hello Sixty of Nine!

• ok, Bricken. See I read the main page from top to bottom and then reload, so I just finished with the impractical costumes and then this showed up. So I was making the jump from Codpiece's junk cannon to totally NSFW Star Trek penis. You could have mentioned that there were not unattractive women there, too.

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