By cleverly manipulating passages from the Zachary Quinto-read audiobook of Alan Dean Foster's Star Trek novelization, intrepid YouTuber ElGanador has created Spork!, a demented work of slash fiction worthy of celebrating...and extreme electro-shock therapy bills. This is the sort of video that the NSFW tag was created for, so if your office frowns on graphic depictions of Vulcan-on-human manlove, you may want to wait until you get home to check it out. Or you could just stop by io9 and enjoy a partial transcript of the Fan Fiction Friday-worthy antics they were kind enough to provide. Either way you are going to need a shower (or cigarette) afterwards.




