By cleverly manipulating passages from the Zachary Quinto-read audiobook of Alan Dean Foster's Star Trek novelization, intrepid YouTuber ElGanador has created Spork!, a demented work of slash fiction worthy of celebrating...and extreme electro-shock therapy bills. This is the sort of video that the NSFW tag was created for, so if your office frowns on graphic depictions of Vulcan-on-human manlove, you may want to wait until you get home to check it out. Or you could just stop by io9 and enjoy a partial transcript of the Fan Fiction Friday-worthy antics they were kind enough to provide. Either way you are going to need a shower (or cigarette) afterwards.
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Taffy said:
Yes, I will need a shower, preferably a shower consisting mainly of bleach.
John Hazard said:
I prefer KOCK!
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/49983/detail/
Greg said:
I feel dirty.
Sebulba said:
Not trying to tempt any FFF abuse, but I still find the Trek video for NIN's Closer more disturbing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY
mourghan replied to Sebulba:
Really?- loved that one!
Selaphiel said:
That was amazing.
lou-bert vs. q-bert said:
Bailed at 1:07. I must go repeatedy smash my face into a wall until I die.
Seriously, TR has to concentrate on stuff that won't induce my suicide.
NameofRain replied to lou-bert vs. q-bert:
You did better than me- I bailed at 0:22. I loved the movie and the original, and I just couldn't defile it that way. FFF is bad enough for my soul without this.
Aladdin Sane said:
Wow. That was something else. I should have waited to have a shower. I didn't make it more than a minute in. I feel really dirty.
OM said:
...You know, what has all the K/S types all butthurt is that Gene Roddenberry himself sank their ship 30 years ago with one footnote in the novelization of ST:TMP. In that footnote, Kirk points out himself that it would be totally illogical for someone with his libido to choose a partner who only came in heat once every seven years.
John Hazard replied to OM:
Yes, but the very fact that Roddenberry and Kirk responded to the long running speculation in such a humorously coy but open minded way, as if to suggest it wasn't an offensive or outrageous idea, shows how far ahead he was of his Trek running descendants like Braga, Berman, Moore, and Abrams.
Callie K. replied to OM:
It's been argued, and well argued, that the footnote doesn't shoot anything down, and this is probably the best essay on it: http://www.alternateuniverses.com/judygran/footnote.txt
Did you stop and think that by adding that footnote Roddenberry was throwing fuel on the fire? Because rather than shooting it down, you can look it up but he's also said:
"Yes, there's certainly some of that -- certainly with love overtones. Deep love. The only difference being, the Greek ideal-- we never suggested in the series-- physical love between the two. But it's the-- we certainly had the feeling that the affection was sufficient for that, if that were the particular style of the 23rd century."
DrPluton said:
Someday, those of us nerds who choose (or are able) to breed will have to explain to the next generation what was so great about slash fiction. I will point to this.
Abraxas said:
genius, simply genius.
do4m said:
Amazing... This is FFF being read to you... I fear the next level...
demoncat said:
after watching that vidoe not only do i need a shower to make myself no longer dirty from hearing spock tell kirk he loves him and kirk and spock doing the wild thing but also have to find some way to erase the thing from my mind.
Skemono said:
Is this going to be an extra on one of the DVDs? 'Cause it should be.
Almighty Spock said:
Motherfucker.
wanderfarer said:
I died of laughter at 1:42. If you bailed less than a minute in, you missed COMEDY GOLD.
Snoodle said:
That was pretty amazing, I have to say.
Church said:
Aaaaand cue DMCA takedown. Fuckers.
Liz said:
AHHHH WHERE IS IT? I need to have my ears raped with K/S... NOW.
Thought I'd share this with those who haven't seen the vid... said:
Giant piles of Christmas Eve joy, I FOUND ANOTHER PLACE WITH THE VIDEO.
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_startrek/1043908.html
You can get the MP3, too, if you want to listen to this in a place not as safe as your house...
