There are many things I like. There are many things I even love. But I will never, ever feel as terrifyingly, insanely passionate about anything as much as this kid feels about his new Xbox 360. The thought is a little sobering. Luckily, I know how to take care of that. (Via Geeks Are Sexy)
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Lord Alvarez said:
At around 46 seconds he starts to hump the box. O_o
Posted 12/28/2009 at 04:09:01 PM
Jeff replied to Lord Alvarez:
He did say "oh my god I thought youd never come" he probably did
Posted 12/30/2009 at 01:35:51 AM
ZeroCorpse said:
This is why I liked to give my nephews pricey electronic gifts. The excitement they felt was good for me. It made me remember how I felt as a kid when I got my Atari 2600, and I can only hope they pay it forward to their kids.
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Nothing wrong with a little joy during this otherwise depressing time of year.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 04:11:39 PM
MattK said:
Kid sort of looks like Chunk. That "dance" his mom tells him to do should have been the 'Truffle Shuffle'.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 04:15:54 PM
Hmmm... said:
I was like that when I found out Pinky and the Brain was finally coming to dvd...
Posted 12/28/2009 at 04:28:59 PM
Jettwinlock said:
I feel sorry for this kid, every Christmas after this will never be this good, and it will be a slow decline for him as he realizes this.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 04:30:23 PM
Jeff replied to Jettwinlock:
Its not like he got the Elite, which is cheaper this christmas then it was last year when I got one (stupid microsoft..)
Posted 12/30/2009 at 01:37:12 AM
Yakub Shabazz said:
Totally reminded me of this one from the 90s:
Posted 12/28/2009 at 04:32:05 PM
Yakub Shabazz replied to Yakub Shabazz:
Tosh.0 even gave him a shot at Web Redemption:
Posted 12/28/2009 at 04:35:43 PM
TrapJaw said:
Good God, the screeching noises that he makes sounds like a cross between a Velociraptor from Jurassic Park and a pod person from the 70's remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Terrifying...
Posted 12/28/2009 at 04:37:17 PM
Darth Mario said:
I hope they capture his reaction on video when it red rings. :)
Posted 12/28/2009 at 04:46:49 PM
Dread replied to Darth Mario:
I'll just copy and paste my Joystick Division post:
I want to see a video of the same child when he experiences the Red Ring of Death for the first time.
Posted 12/29/2009 at 09:37:24 AM
Almighty Spock said:
I have a better one. NINTENDO SIXTY FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR
Posted 12/28/2009 at 04:51:16 PM
Anonymous said:
This kid is a little tooooo excited its annoying!
Posted 12/28/2009 at 05:03:22 PM
landrewc said:
The screaming reminded me of why I hate kids, he would have gotten a smack had I been there. sheesh, settle down junior!!
Posted 12/28/2009 at 05:07:36 PM
Mister Gone said:
Great, another shrieking prepubescent imbecile on XBOX Live. With luck I will run into him playing Modern Warfare 2 or Halo 3 or any number of M rated games online and have to listen to his racial slur of the week, or newest homophobic buzz word. Maybe if I'm really lucky I will be accused of cheating because he is stuck on a DSL connection and has been lag killed for the last hour but refuses to leave and continues to bog down the servers.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 05:13:15 PM
SourceJR replied to Mister Gone:
because of situations like that i have a PS3.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 05:25:33 PM
Rikari said:
Man...I'd hate to see his reaction when he gets the red ring of death...
Posted 12/28/2009 at 05:21:49 PM
Duderoy said:
Such a shame he'll have NOTHING to play on it...
Posted 12/28/2009 at 05:39:32 PM
Jared said:
Obvious homage/parody of the infamous Nintendo 64 video Yakub Shabazz linked to.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 05:54:44 PM
Dacshiggy said:
Fucking kids these days with their $300 gaming systems. When I was that age, I got a box of clothespins for Christmas and I was every bit as excited as he was. Seriously, though, good for him. I was just as happy when I got that big ass Kenner Death Star playset. They almost had to sedate me.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 05:55:40 PM
FuryOfFirestorm said:
Jesus! When I was 10, I got a NES for Xmas. I was thrilled, but I didn't scream like my crotch was on fire or start humping inanimate objects. I bet he's the "Ralph Wiggum" of his school.
"It tastes like burning!"
Posted 12/28/2009 at 06:35:51 PM
Asat replied to FuryOfFirestorm:
If you have never humped an inanimate object out of unbridled joy, then you are a mere husk where once a human being resided. I have left my spoor on many a Christmas gift, most of them belonging to me.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 11:27:32 PM
jeffers said:
All through that video I was expecting the kid to accidently throw his new xbox through the tv in his excitement.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 08:09:42 PM
demoncat said:
feel sorry for the dog when the kid started screaming not to mention how he wound up dancing for joy like chuck from the goonies. and i was going to bring up the nintendo 64 kid and how he got a redemtion on tosh 2.0 and the video cuts off when the 64 guy calls asking for the sea runner. wonder how long before the xbox kid is given a redemtion
Posted 12/28/2009 at 08:22:01 PM
Dirty Diego said:
This just seems like a complete ripoff of that viral video of the kid getting a N64 for X-mas.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 08:37:13 PM
Jed said:
I bet he had a blast with his 360 after the doctors repaired the vocal cords he ripped to shreds.
Posted 12/28/2009 at 09:53:09 PM
IisAwesomecakes said:
NINTENDO SIIIIIIIIIIIXTYYYY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR
Posted 12/28/2009 at 11:28:59 PM
Sugar Funkerton said:
I did the exact same thing when I bought my 360.
Posted 12/29/2009 at 12:42:21 AM
Captain Funbags said:
and after only a month of gameplay he will be screaming again when the thing red rings on him.
Posted 12/29/2009 at 12:53:26 AM
Victoria said:
Why would his parents buy him a system that constantly breaks down. Do they really want to relive that annoying reaction each time he has to get a new system after it red rings? They should have gave him a PS3 instead.
Posted 12/29/2009 at 01:30:17 AM
KobeWearsAPurpleThong said:
Nintendo 64 kid is a bit crazier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
Posted 12/29/2009 at 02:38:31 AM
Ghost said:
Am I the only one who was hoping he'd open the box and it'd be something else inside? Like, i 'unno, the 360's weight equivalent in books?
There's a reason I shouldn't have kids.
Posted 12/29/2009 at 02:59:36 AM
Mister Gone said:
Having watched the video again I caught "It's from your mom, she noticed you like war games." Jesus Christ, I was right.
Posted 12/29/2009 at 09:01:19 AM
21st Century Digital Boy said:
I was just wondering what he's going to play it on - the little tube TV on the left, or the ancient projection TV on the right.
Posted 12/29/2009 at 08:06:10 PM
Enigma_2099 said:
I bet he screamed even louder when it red ringed...
Posted 12/30/2009 at 11:27:21 AM

