There are many things I like. There are many things I even love. But I will never, ever feel as terrifyingly, insanely passionate about anything as much as this kid feels about his new Xbox 360. The thought is a little sobering. Luckily, I know how to take care of that. (Via Geeks Are Sexy)
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Full circle from N64 kid....
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Full circle from N64 kid....
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LOL, I thought the exact same thing
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I bet he screamed even louder when it red ringed...
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That kid just found out what an orgasm's like.
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Hear hear.
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Its not like he got the Elite, which is cheaper this christmas then it was last year when I got one (stupid microsoft..)
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He did say "oh my god I thought youd never come" he probably did
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I was just wondering what he's going to play it on - the little tube TV on the left, or the ancient projection TV on the right.
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I'll just copy and paste my Joystick Division post:<br> <br> I want to see a video of the same child when he experiences the Red Ring of Death for the first time.
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Having watched the video again I caught "It's from your mom, she noticed you like war games." Jesus Christ, I was right.
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Am I the only one who was hoping he'd open the box and it'd be something else inside? Like, i 'unno, the 360's weight equivalent in books? There's a reason I shouldn't have kids.
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Nintendo 64 kid is a bit crazier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
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Why would his parents buy him a system that constantly breaks down. Do they really want to relive that annoying reaction each time he has to get a new system after it red rings? They should have gave him a PS3 instead.
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and after only a month of gameplay he will be screaming again when the thing red rings on him.
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I did the exact same thing when I bought my 360.
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Oh hormones.
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NINTENDO SIIIIIIIIIIIXTYYYY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR
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If you have never humped an inanimate object out of unbridled joy, then you are a mere husk where once a human being resided. I have left my spoor on many a Christmas gift, most of them belonging to me.
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I bet he had a blast with his 360 after the doctors repaired the vocal cords he ripped to shreds.
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This just seems like a complete ripoff of that viral video of the kid getting a N64 for X-mas.
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feel sorry for the dog when the kid started screaming not to mention how he wound up dancing for joy like chuck from the goonies. and i was going to bring up the nintendo 64 kid and how he got a redemtion on tosh 2.0 and the video cuts off when the 64 guy calls asking for the sea runner. wonder how long before the xbox kid is given a redemtion
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All through that video I was expecting the kid to accidently throw his new xbox through the tv in his excitement.
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Jesus! When I was 10, I got a NES for Xmas. I was thrilled, but I didn't scream like my crotch was on fire or start humping inanimate objects. I bet he's the "Ralph Wiggum" of his school. "It tastes like burning!"
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When that thing RROD he is going to commit suicide..............
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Don't quite get your logic there. The 360 has a huge and varied library of games, especially if you include Xbox Live Arcade titles.
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Fucking kids these days with their $300 gaming systems. When I was that age, I got a box of clothespins for Christmas and I was every bit as excited as he was. Seriously, though, good for him. I was just as happy when I got that big ass Kenner Death Star playset. They almost had to sedate me.
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Obvious homage/parody of the infamous Nintendo 64 video Yakub Shabazz linked to.
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Funny, because the same prepubescent rats are on MGS4, Killzone 2, etc. Try again, Sonyboy.
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Such a shame he'll have NOTHING to play on it...
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because of situations like that i have a PS3.
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Man...I'd hate to see his reaction when he gets the red ring of death...
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Great, another shrieking prepubescent imbecile on XBOX Live. With luck I will run into him playing Modern Warfare 2 or Halo 3 or any number of M rated games online and have to listen to his racial slur of the week, or newest homophobic buzz word. Maybe if I'm really lucky I will be accused of cheating because he is stuck on a DSL connection and has been lag killed for the last hour but refuses to leave and continues to bog down the servers.
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The screaming reminded me of why I hate kids, he would have gotten a smack had I been there. sheesh, settle down junior!!
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Who says material possessions are bad things? :)
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This kid is a little tooooo excited its annoying!
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I have a better one. NINTENDO SIXTY FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR
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I hope they capture his reaction on video when it red rings. :)
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Good God, the screeching noises that he makes sounds like a cross between a Velociraptor from <I>Jurassic Park</I> and a pod person from the 70's remake of <I>Invasion of the Body Snatchers</I>. Terrifying...
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Tosh.0 even gave him a shot at Web Redemption: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBHA53vvWzY
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Totally reminded me of this one from the 90s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU&feature=related
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I feel sorry for this kid, every Christmas after this will never be this good, and it will be a slow decline for him as he realizes this.
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I was like that when I found out Pinky and the Brain was finally coming to dvd...
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Kid sort of looks like Chunk. That "dance" his mom tells him to do should have been the 'Truffle Shuffle'.
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This is why I liked to give my nephews pricey electronic gifts. The excitement they felt was good for me. It made me remember how I felt as a kid when I got my Atari 2600, and I can only hope they pay it forward to their kids. - Nothing wrong with a little joy during this otherwise depressing time of year.
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At around 46 seconds he starts to hump the box. O_o
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