The Hero of Time is a feature-length, independent fan-film produced by BMB FINISHES in Atlanta, Georgia. It was directed and produced by Joel Musch. David Blane was also a producer of the film and starred as Link. ...Good lord. I don't have enough energy to spellcheck my blog, let alone try and create something of this magnitude. Congratulations and commendations for everyone involved in this. Now, obviously, the trailer for the movie is above, but you can watch the whole thing over at Geekologie, which is also where I learned of HoT. And if you want to know more about the production, here's their site.
The film was shot mainly on weekends over the span of about two years from August '04 through January '06. Post production started immediately and a rough edit void of any special fx was contrived early in '07. The lack of visual fx and music help was challenging to the films progress; nevertheless the film printed a final draft in Oct '08 thanks to all the additional help from saints like George R. Powell (composer)!
The film is set in Hyrule where a young boy from the forest (Link) is beckoned by his dreams and the sage of the forest (Deku Tree) to venture to the city of Hyrule and seek princess Zelda's council. The evil Lord Ganondorf has plotted to overthrow the kingdom which propels Princess Zelda into hiding. Link endeavors to save them by pulling of the Master Sword in the Temple of Time. Consequently sending him 5 years into the future where Ganon now rules and threatens the future of the kingdom. Link must find a way to not only save his princess but the land he's fervent for.
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Breklor said:
He's on a never-ending quest to save his girlfriend.
Posted 12/16/2009 at 05:05:01 PM
MikeWaz said:
For the love of all that is holy that makes me want to dust off my old N64
Posted 12/16/2009 at 05:37:18 PM
bgeek said:
Although it looks a bit cheesy, good for them making something as epic as this in their spare time.
Posted 12/16/2009 at 05:39:57 PM
Grady said:
That is impressive, although I'm a little tired of everyone doing 'Ocarina' story again and again. Don't get me wrong, it's a solid story but what is this? The seventh time? It's the first full version, true. But it's the same story again.
Posted 12/16/2009 at 05:45:34 PM
Anonymous said:
At least it's not Adventure of Link...
I AM ERROR!!
Posted 12/16/2009 at 05:52:40 PM
SpiderHyphenMan said:
I remember watching the trailer for this years ago. I always thought it was abandoned. Apparently not.
Posted 12/16/2009 at 06:32:33 PM
Hypersapien replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
Are you sure it wasn't the fake trailer that IGN did for April Fools a couple years back?
Posted 12/16/2009 at 09:00:04 PM
bob said:
Does anyone else think that the princess looks really cute?
How the hell did they get her to do this?
Posted 12/16/2009 at 06:44:53 PM
Hmmm... said:
Hey, Link's not mute! He says stuff, mostly unintelligible...guess he just has a bit of a speech impediment.
Posted 12/16/2009 at 07:17:53 PM
Dacshiggy said:
That's so much better then anything I could hope to accomplish. And yet it still looks somewhere between a Sega CD game and a really shitty Sci-Fi Channel original.
Posted 12/16/2009 at 07:30:36 PM
demoncat said:
the film makers did a good job from the trailers. going to have to check out the whole film even though the actor playing link looks a little like he should be doing cartoons or hot wheels commericals a little young for link
Posted 12/16/2009 at 09:24:37 PM
Karma said:
This is horrible. But horrible in that sort of unintentionally hilarious way.
But make no mistake about it... this looks horrible.
One of the most common misconceptions about making a video game film is that it's only good if it's true to the source.
And then there's this. Which proves, undoubtedly that when something like The Legend Of Zelda is made into a movie, and it's "faithful" to the "source", it ends up looking even more incredibly stupid than humanly possible.
This is the most awful looking, cheesiest, and most embarrassing piece of crap it has ever been my misfortune to waste my own time staring at. In disbelief, mind you.
In all honesty, the Legend Of Zelda should never. NEVER be attempted in real life, or in live action. EVER. And looking at this, it's just so ridiculous looking, that it's hard to keep a straight face at it.
What's even sadder, is that the people behind this are obviously so serious about this.
Which is all the more sad, considering that this really just looks like a horrible looking, over-produced, sad gathering of cosplay nerds who can't act to save their lives, running around in horrendous costumes and embarrassing themselves for all the world to laugh at.
This is why fan-films fail.
I mean on one hand you have hollywood films that change some elements and end up with a silly, cheesy film, but at least even if it comes out like garbage, hollywood filmmakers have enough sense and distance from a production and it's source to realize that being excruciatingly "faithful" the the material, looks stupid as all living fuck.
People who waste their time on this crap, don't even have that. They have their noses shoved SO FAR up LoZ's ass, that they are absolutely unable to see that this just looks horrendously ridiculous and stupid on every conceivable level.
And that's all there is to say, really. It just looks stupid. A "real" Link with his costume fully accurate looks STUPID. A fully accurate Gannondorf looks STUPID.
For fuck's sake, you can't just transfer something literally from one medium to another without some adaption. If that's the way things were done, The Lord Of The Rings films would have been laid out exactly like the Tolkien books.
A horribly paced, and utterly confusing mess of unbalanced sloppy time management and a schizophrenically distorted view of plot elements. All things that Peter Jackson had to re-edit into a more coherently laid out plotline. For instance, I always hear all of the fans of the book bitch and moan about how he "changed things", but listening to the commentary for them, really shows how much better and logically coherent Jackson's version of the story plays out.
Except that here, we have, not a story dilemma, but the fact that The Legend Of Zelda looks godawful in live action. Just the costumes alone. But the fact that the ONLY reasonably talented person in this at all, seems to be the person doing the effects editing.
The acting is wretched, the costumes are laughable, and simply put.. these games are not something you can faithfully adapt, without looking really fucking dumb.
It just isn't doable, but more than that, they've chosen to do this in the most embarrassing way possible.
I feel sorry for these people. I really do. Imagine working so hard just to embarrass themselves on an amateur production of a bad idea that was doomed from the start.
That's this in a nutshell.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 12:19:24 AM
Rachel Summers replied to Karma:
Dang, who pissed in your Wheaties?
Posted 12/17/2009 at 02:34:38 AM
Mr. Gojira replied to Karma:
It seems I still have more to say to Karma. I almost didn't want to take your post seriously because I can't believe someone would take the time to critically bash a fan film that was clearly a labor of love. Karma, you are the exact type of nerd that ruins it for the rest of us. You have negative things to say about cosplay nerds, and what you think are these people's failed intentions, but I think I would rather spend time with a B.O. smelling cosplay nerd who at least speaks with loving enthusiasm about his hobby than some nerd with a bad attitude. Do you seriously believe these people give a damn if you like their movie or not? It's kind of obvious they did it because they loved the source material. When someone offers you free cake, do you smack it out of their hands and say: "I'm sorry, losers, but this free cake isn't good enough for Karma's standards."
Anyway, so that's my criticism of you and your post. You should get a better attitude.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 03:34:09 AM
CrimsonDeath replied to Karma:
This nerd ONLY complains every time he posts and just looking at the length of that spiel....ugh. The few valid points he makes are underwhelmed by his inferior attitude.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 04:28:34 AM
Space Monkey X replied to Karma:
You sure put a lot of effort into hating things. If only that force could be harnessed for good instead of evil...
Posted 12/17/2009 at 05:38:35 AM
TehGamer replied to Karma:
He's got a point. It looks freakin cheesy as hell.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 08:32:37 AM
I once ran a hobby group of weekend filmmakers up in Minneapolis. We made movies just to see if we could do it, to challenge ourselves, and to mostly to have fun. We made a few movies -- none of them particularly good -- but that didn't matter. What mattered is we saw the projects through, and learned a little with each one.
After screening movies locally and on the pre-YouTube Internet (this was 2002-2003), we ended up with more volunteers. We were excited by this. Unfortunately, almost to a one, those people nvariably sounded exactly like "Karma". Constructive criticsm and problem-solving was beyond their understanding; snarky ass-hattery, though? That they had down.
Within a year, their attitudes torpedoed the whole project. In te end, the group disbanded.
It wasn't all for nothing, though. A few of us ended up working side-gigs for pay in small corners of the industry, to supplement out (invariably IT-related) incomes. Sure, it was mostly post-production, VFX, and corporate video production, but still, it was all paying, this-will-cover-our-kid's-tuition work. That alone is a victory.
When I would tell the story of my film group to my co-workers, they nodded and offered up the name "Sponge Geek". "They're always there to suck up anything you give them," I was told, "but they complain about everything they get."
That, in a nutshell, is Karma.
As for the video itself, well, yeah, it's cheesy. But you know what? They did it. They decided to go through with a project, and made it happen. More to the point, they took on complex VFX (not entirely successfully, but still) and got their project known on places like TR. That, to me, is a win. I wouldn't doubt at all if, like a few of the old SSF folks, they end up working in and around the field.
Good on them.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 08:38:01 AM
Dangerous Nan McGrew replied to Karma:
Dude. Take a muthafuckin chill pill. Christ almighty, it's not like people make fan videos 'cause they think they're going to win Best Adapted Screenplay or something.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 12:28:44 PM
Lithroe replied to Karma:
For FUCKS SAKE!!! Does anything please you? Or are do you just spill self wanking bile like this on everything? You come to complain, we come for fun. Seriously, everything above my post shows that we are getting tired of your hatred for nearly everything.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 03:04:53 PM
Lithroe replied to Karma:
For FUCKS SAKE!!! Does anything please you? Or are do you just spill self wanking bile like this on everything? You come to complain, we come for fun. Seriously, everything above my post shows that we are getting tired of your hatred for nearly everything.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 03:07:13 PM
Lithroe replied to Karma:
For FUCKS SAKE!!! Does anything please you? Or are do you just spill self wanking bile like this on everything? You come to complain, we come for fun. Seriously, everything above my post shows that we are getting tired of your hatred for nearly everything.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 03:09:17 PM
Nip LIstic said:
I laughed my ass off! I need to see this, it's cheesiness looks awesome. Trey Parker playing Link, the green screen effects this is a must see. I love when fellow nerds udder nerd speak about elementals and such...
Posted 12/17/2009 at 10:00:32 AM
j-me said:
Ok. I'm stuck on the fence between awe and incredulity.
But, honestly, there's something hilarious about this. And that something is David Blaine. The only way it could be more funny is if he played ALL roles. I would pay to see that.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 12:55:44 PM
emonxie said:
Reminds me warmly of the old Hercules TV serial, noice!
Kudos for kicking ass as such, what an amazing accomplishment that clearly is more coherent than well and officially funded discombobulated adaptations like Transformers 2 or that last Dungeons & Dragons flick!
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Posted 12/17/2009 at 04:13:16 PM
Scortia said:
Gotta admit I laughed my ass off. I don't think it's possible to make LoZ not look cheesy unless you have a budget or just approach it as a comedy (or a kid's film).
Posted 12/17/2009 at 04:47:39 PM
bradley547 said:
OK, I gotta say I spent well over 100 hours playing this game, and I could barely spend 30 minutes watching this before I started fast forwarding.
Having said that, 1) the girl playing the Sage of Fire has some serious chops. I hope she finds work soon. I'd like to see more of her.
2) The production values were around the level of your average porn film, but the special effects guys did a fairly decent job. I'd like to see what they could do given a budget.
Finally, having sat through to the end, I can't help but think given a decent budget and a good director, OOT would make an awesome film. Which is why it'll never happen. Guess I'll just have to pop in the game disk and run it through again.
Posted 12/18/2009 at 12:40:46 AM
jhhinshaw said:
Don't get me wrong, I met these guys as I live in Atlanta and work in film too, and I will give them credit to hell and back for making a film this epic over such a timescale. It was a labor of love and that definitely shows.
That being said, this film looks TERRIBLE. Bad acting, bad effects, ok music, faithful yet terribly misguided costumes (these characters don't do laundry too often so why are their clothes so damn clean?), and a lead actor who looks and talks like they just pulled him out of a hackysak game on the quad of the local junior college.
I understand they were working with what they had but most of the time, you should adapt what you're making to what you have available to you, not just put things that don't work together and call it a day.
And before anyone says "Where's your movie?", I would love to make a fan film but without even a modest budget, it's gonna turn out like this thing every time.
I'm not saying they shouldn't have tried, I'm just saying their decision making process and creative abilities are out of sorts.
But like I said, kudos to them for doing the damn thing.
Posted 12/20/2009 at 02:16:39 AM

