As Gorilla Mask rightly points out, you've probably seen Back to the Future and Back to the Future Part 2 dozens of times. Back to the Future Part 3? Maybe once or twice. So there's no reason anyone should have noticed that Doc Brown's kid Verne is terrifyingly filthy and perverted; although we should be very glad one enterprising soul did, and made the above video to bring everyone's attention to this fact.
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rj472 said:
WOW! I never noticed that before. Of course, I don't usually pay attention to little boys' crotches. I pay enough attention to my own.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 09:25:53 AM
JOE said:
What the hell was he doing there?
I never noticed that before, although I always thought the expressions on both boys looked a little odd, like there was something wrong with them.
Just what kind of experiments was Doc Brown running now?
Posted 12/15/2009 at 09:39:41 AM
RobP said:
Back to the Future part 3 is the best of the trilogy. Not counting the first one. It's like Indiana Jones and Die Hard-- the third chapter more than makes up for the disappointing second act. You best check yourself, 'fore I wreck you ma'self, Rob.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 09:43:17 AM
Tatteredelf replied to RobP:
I completely agree... part 3 is a lot more entertaining then part 2. ...but then I didn't hate westerns growing up
Posted 12/15/2009 at 11:25:44 AM
Geoff replied to Tatteredelf:
Yup, 2's a convoluted piece of shit. 3's back to what made the first one great, although that train scene at the end sadly isn't as great as it was when I saw it in theatres as a kid. You can really tell that it was going MAYBE twenty miles an hour at best.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 11:51:28 AM
innercityrobot replied to RobP:
Agreed. Part 3 is miles ahead of Part 2. Revisit them and it becomes all too obvious that Part 2 is the weak link in that trilogy.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 12:47:56 PM
DoctorSmashy replied to RobP:
I don't much like 2 or 3, but at least 2 retains some of the sci-fi elements of the first, even if all the alternate timelines and paradoxes become a little too much (and the sight of Michael J Fox playing his own daughter is terrifying). The series is still a sci-fi adventure at heart, but, along with an icky love story between Doc Brown and (I wanna say Clara), three seems out of place as a western.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 02:38:13 PM
B.C. Cakes said:
Clearly I'm in the minority because I thought the 3rd Indiana Jones and the third Die Hard weren't that good. Last Crusade is my least favorite of all the IJ movies. Die Hard with a Vengeance is my least favorite of all the DH movies.
I'm also not that fond of Spider-Man 3, Return of the Jedi, Trancers 3, BTTF 3, Rush Hour 3, Librarian 3: Curse of the Judas Chalice, Look Who's Talking Now, Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, Major League: Back to the Minors, Austin Powers Goldmember, Bad News Bears Go To Japan, D3: The Mighty Ducks, Missing in Action 3, Rambo 3, Mission Impossible 3, Beverly Hills Cop 3, Ocean's Thirteen, Porky's Revenge, Robocop 3, Crocodile Dundee 3, Final Destination 3, Scream 3, Jurassic Park 3, or Free Willy 3.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 10:03:55 AM
RobP replied to B.C. Cakes:
Okay, now I know you're just being contradictory for contradictory's sake. You DON'T like The Bad News Bears Go to Japan?! What is wrong with you?! Clearly, whatever taste in movies you have, it sucks and you deserve to die in Hell.*
* This ad hominem attack is brought to you by the good folks at: Sarcasm. Accept not substitutes!
Posted 12/15/2009 at 10:19:21 AM
do4m replied to B.C. Cakes:
I don't see X-(men)3: The last stand in there... or Police Academy 3... I know one #3 that cannot be on that list... ROCKY III...
Posted 12/15/2009 at 11:33:46 AM
DoctorSmashy replied to B.C. Cakes:
Dude, you forgot X-Men: The Last Stand!
Although without it we wouldn't have 'I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!', a quote I still (sadly) use daily. So I don't know what I want.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 02:28:40 PM
do4m replied to DoctorSmashy :
But the "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!" was from an old internet video... I used it long before the Movie...
Posted 12/15/2009 at 02:38:38 PM
B.C. Cakes replied to B.C. Cakes:
Oh, HOW could I forget X-Men 3? X-Men 3 should have definitely been included in my list.
I kind of liked Star Trek 3. ST5 is my least favorite (isn't it everyone's?). ST4 is second to least fave.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 03:12:42 PM
demoncat said:
that clip just showed why certain characters with the genuis of Doc brown should really be carefull trying to create a legacy for some of the bad dna gets passed on and makes off spring like those kids though never ever looked at the film that way .
Posted 12/15/2009 at 10:20:54 AM
Jerry said:
The best explanation I read on this and the one I tend to agree with is his mom was off camera and he was motioning to her that he had to go to the bathroom.
But I like the perverted dwarf theory better.:)
Posted 12/15/2009 at 10:22:40 AM
Man, I feel so dirty watching this scene! I hope this is the real explanation.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 11:03:41 AM
trickfred replied to Jerry:
I was just coming here to say that I had come to that same conclusion. Seemed obvious to me.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 11:49:18 AM
FuryOfFirestorm said:
Here's what Perverted Dwarf might have been thinking during the scene:
"Hey baby...dump that Candian midget and get with a REAL man!"
"You ain't Elisabeth Shue, but you will do!"
"Wanna ride my time machine?"
"Hey baby...I'm Verne. Wanna see my "Jules"?
"I go deeper than 20,000 Leagues!"
Posted 12/15/2009 at 10:41:39 AM
lewen said:
I always found that child was creepy. I guess I was subliminally picking up on that.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 10:48:29 AM
DoctorSmashy said:
Wow! How many times has this dude seen BTTF 3? I had trouble sitting through it once.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 10:57:27 AM
John Hazard said:
Yeah, after screaming "what the fuck?!?!" out loud at work, I also thought he had to be motioning to his stage mom that he needed to take a tinkle. However, I will not be telling people that when I forward them this video.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 12:22:28 PM
KobeWearsAPurpleThong said:
You need to get outside more. Really-you do. Why are you watching this crapola of a film and why are infatuated with a little kid's privates? Very suspect.
Posted 12/15/2009 at 04:50:08 PM
jedieb said:
BTTF 1 is still the best, but 3 was a vast improvement over 2. Whoever called 2 a convoluted mess nailed it on the head. Accept it Rob, most of us have seen 2 only once or twice, but we've seen ZZTop spin those guitars dozens of times.
But damn, that kid is filthy. The way young boys SHOULD be!
Posted 12/15/2009 at 06:37:29 PM
Joseph said:
BTF 2 was ruined because the plot had a hole the size of Montana in it.
When BIff went back and changed the timeline in the 50's with the sports almanac the Doc was put in a nut house and the Time Machine could not be built. When Biff gave himself the book then he and the Delorian would have disapeared thus he could not go back to 2015 and return it to 1985 Marty and doc because they would NOT exist in their current forms. Only Bording school Marty and Nut house Doc would exist at that point.
Posted 12/16/2009 at 07:16:23 PM
ZeroCorpse replied to Joseph:
Apparently you missed the part where Doc explained that time travel causes new timelines to develop.
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The time machine was made in timeline A, and that timeline still existed, but ran parallel to timeline B. The time machine still existed, as did Doc and Marty, because they were from a different timeline; Not timeline B.
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Bear in mind that there was a Doc and Marty in timeline B. Doc B was in a nuthouse and Marty B was away at school. So the Doc of timeline B may not have made a time machine, but the time machine didn't come from timeline B- It came from timeline A.
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Trust me. It's not a plot hole. It's been discussed at length.
Posted 12/17/2009 at 01:32:03 AM






