• Nerd Law 14.69.2 A nerd shall not question where the trailer comes from when Optimus Prime transforms into a deisel or how Megatron transforms into a small hand gun. It should just be accepted as is and never questioned hence forth.

• Nerd Law 14.69 A nerd shall not question where the trailer comes from when Optimus Prime transforms into a deisel or how Megatron transforms into a small hand gun. It should just be excepted as is and never questioned hence forth.

• Nerd Commandment #1: William Shatner is thy god, and Bruce Campbell is his prophet

• When playing Dungeons and Dragons with family or friends, thou shalt not submit and let a 12 year old girl be the DM lest your campaign be full of cute pink dragons with bubble breath and unicorns and a town where everyone is called 'barbera'and works as a barber because it's funny. Variation of the rule: When attempting to teach 17 year old girls to play Dungeons and Dragons, thou shalt not submit and let your father be DM because he will invariably convince the 4 girls around the table that the only races and classes you can be are oozes and slimes, and they will buy it and you will spend an hour creating ooze and slime characters only for DM Dad to laugh and tell you that they can't move and the party is stuck there forever and your friends vow never to play Dungeons and Dragons ever again. (I suppose these rules might have to be altered slightly to fit the context as not many people have 17 year old female friends that they can convince into playing Dungeons and Dragons, but considering that I fall into that category and was hosting a board games day at my house they had to go along with it. XD)

• This is simply amazing. You are a hero of mine.

• thou shalt felt alone and unloved until the day of thy discovery of world of warcraft and roxxxy the sexbot

• Thou shalt do thine best to explain Lost to the uninitiated (let it be known that thou mayst end up sighing heavily stating 'tis complicated before giving up). Thou must Know that Juliet Burke could kick Kate Austen's ass ten times over before breaking a sweat and that Juliet only kissed Jack because her lips needed some action.

• It is vital to nerdhood that a nerd explain, in obscene detail, nerdy things to the uneducated--Science fiction, comic books, quantum physics, and anything else that normal people don't realize that they want to know everything about. This is important for nerds who can't, for whatever reason, reproduce. By spreading nerd knowledge, one might convert another to nerdhood, and thus reproduce in much the same way as a zombie or vampire that can only bite someone who stands still for an hour while being told how awesome being undead is.

• AAAAHHHHH! That movie was the embodiment of "WTF"

• It was twenty minutes, thank you very much. I had nothing better to do and I know binary and hex, I still don't have the ASCII chart down though. But I still like doing that. :P

• Mwahahahahahahahaha! Those 30 minutes of your life spent decoding can NEVER BE RECLAIMED!

• As opposed to 100% of yours?

• Christ, 90% of these are lame as fuck.

• Would just like to note that I am commenting as a nerd who has played team sports her entire life. Team sports provide the nerd with an excellent forum for proselytizing their nerdy interests. Imagining the opposing team as zombies and your team as the only remnants of humanity is a wonderful way to make games more interesting.

• Thou must not claim to discover geek-lore from previous generations and claim it as your own without approval from thine geek elders. (Application: we don't need a new generation quoting Fight Club as if it only speaks to them)

• Revised Nerd Statute 512.302 THE READING OF TEXTS REQUIRED FOR CLAIMING FAN STATUS (1) A person may only be considered a fan of any given work or character when they meet the following requirements: (a) Have read, seen, or listened to the original work, depending on the medium of the original work. (b) Actually enjoy, or at least have an appreciation for the original work, and not just the recent adaptation of the work. (c) Must have liked the work prior to knowledge of the most recent adaptation of the work, or, at least remain interested in the property for 6 months after it leaves the box office/Top 40/NYT bestseller list. (2) Should the above conditions be met, and the person seeking fan status is not primarily interested in the franchise as an avenue for amateur pornographic expression or consumption, they may call themselves a fan, as defined in RNeS 512.010.

• Oh, and by the way..... Gripe 1: Fuck you Gripe 2: This guy had been DMing for over 10 years. I'm really not that bitter about it, but it still sucks. He should have kept that to himself.

• Gripe 3: It was like this: Detect magic showed alteration magic, not illusion on my Hat Of Disguise. Then, one of the other players pointed out that they had an undead lackey and a 19 intelligence, and asked the DM if they could see through my disguise. The DM decided that my item was overpowered, and ruled it was a disguise. When the other player saw who I was, the charmed me, robbed me of my gear, and completely fucked me over. Gripe 4: Sadly, that Wraith DM was me.....I changed to Werewolf and my players loved my games after that. Gripe 5: I eventually dropped my Paladin status, and kept the stats, but ended up permanently partially crippled as a result. That character is part of the Elven Council and is retired, but I'm still bitter about it.

• I submit that is a lot nerdier to play it on a emulator.

• I don't like this law in the slightest. Sometimes playing team sports involves epic amounts of nerdery and torment. Especially when a team is awful at their sport. "Little Giants" anyone? Plus, what's more nerdy than obsessing over strategy and tactics?

• Though shalt know what is meant by "Have a jelly baby!"

• addendum: it must be an "all Rush mix tape"

• N64 had Goldeneye.... invalidating your whole argument

• Chapter VI - Nerds & Zombies VI.01 - Introduction : About Zombies There's no need to describe Zombies. Nerds know what they look like and what they want (your brain). If John Ronald Reuel Tolkien have had written about zombies instead of Hobbits, he would have saved 3 chapters. VI.02 - Nerds know what to do to survive Zombies apocalypse, and secretly wish it will happen soon, to have sex with a cheerleader, and shoot this Cops who have been bitten, because he's asking you "kiiill me i don't want to be a freak!" (Stupid bastard ! Nerds doesn't care being transformed into zombie and eat the cheerleader !!) (my apologies for my english, i eat frogs)

• Chapter VI - Nerds & Zombies VI.01 - Introduction : About Zombies There's no need to describe Zombies. Nerds know what they look like and what they want (your brain). If John Ronald Reuel Tolkien have had written about zombies instead of Hobbits, he would have saved 3 chapters. VI.02 - Nerds know what to do to survive Zombies apocalypse, and secretly wish it will happen soon, to have sex with a cheerleader, and shoot this Cops who have been bitten, because he's asking you "kiiill me i don't want to be a freak!" (Stupid bastard ! Nerds doesn't care being transformed into zombie and eat the cheerleader !!) (my apologies for my english, i eat frogs)

• That's the whole point! Maybe I'll need a miracle.

• Same with space invaders.

• UK Nerd Law; Whilst shopping in the supermarket, thou shall pick up packs of Jaffa Cakes & exclaim "Kree Jaffa" and "Indeed!" http://www.theologian.org.uk/audio/images/jaffa.jpg

• I allowed my daughter to choose whatever XBox Live arcade game she wanted as an early chirstmas present, and she chose Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arcade. She has seen the original show a few times, and never seen any of the newer ones(to my knowledge).

• My wife actually got my daughter (who just turned 4 year old today) to start responding "ghostbusters" to anyone who asked this question, and started it about six months ago. I am so proud of them both that I wept the first time my wife announced the question to show me what she had taught her. On a side note, that daughter's name is Amica, which is a 13th century welsh name found when me and my wife were looking for our SCA names.

• Yet if everyone stopped you'd have nothing to annoy you, and we all know nerds derive power from their rage.

• All nerds must develop a character trait that is expressed when in an uncomfortable setting or when the nerd wishes to be left alone. To each, their own little quark. Especially the good looking ones: they have really interesting quirks. These can range from wearing ancient 80's prescription glasses to channel the inner-power of the geek while on a jog in hopes of deterring rapists all the way to shamelessly quoting Crowley's devious texts to scare off any annoying house-guests the nerd might encounter. (Both of which are true examples.) These character traits were started in the early career of the nerd, when being a nerd meant being bullied or shunned. Obviously instead of physical prowess or divine retribution the nerd found solace in the powers of the mind. Thus the nerd formulated a very strategic way of repelling the constant onslaught of discordian living. Every nerd follows some sort of distinguished personality trait from these times; interestingly enough when in groups they instinctively (and unknowingly) work around each other's strange habits. We nerds are all vastly different be us trek or wars fans, space opera to ancient Japanese swordsmen, whatever it may be we share this one little tic of strange behavior that unites every one of us. And this, I believe, is the closest 'law' that could be universally said about us nerds. "I believe you have my stapler," amen.

• -Thou Shalt Quote Monty Python if Thou is only 100% sure of the skits lines. Failure would result in a butt kicking by either a) Chuck Norris b) Brock Lesnar c) Stone Cold Steve Austin -It shall be that the 1986 Transformers Movie is the superior, and ROTF is inferior -X-Box 360 Developers must make the next console Red Ring Free, or the PS 4 would beat them -Uncharted 3 must come out before the end of the PS 3's lifespan

• This is FANTASTIC, but it's Nichelle Nichols, not Michelle.

• Nay, the source is not strong with him for there is a 5 in his machine code and we all know that 5 does not exist! Smite him! As proof I offer up a portion of copy paste "105100" SMITE HIM!!!

• *begins decoding to see if it's worth actually commenting on.*

• The Law of the Golden Mean 1. Any thing that can be purchased, achieved or obtained that consists of a discrete number of individual parts, issues, episodes, or location; such as issues of a comic book, trading cards in a set, or action figures in a line is subject to the Law of the Golden Mean. 2. Any nerd in possession of more than 61.8% of the individual items in such a series must, if at all possible, either: a. proceed to acquire each of the remaining items so as to complete the set, or b. sell one or more items on eBay until the nerd again owns less than 61.8% of the total series. 3. If the items owned make up a complete set of a more specific series, the law is satisfied. Examples: Peter owns seasons one, two, three and four of Babylon 5 on DVD. Peter owns 4 of 5 (80%) of Babylon 5 on DVD, and so must also purchase Season 5 to complete the set, even though it kind of sucked. Clark owns the first nine of sixteen collected volumes of Dave Sim's "Cerebus the Aardvark." Clark owns only 56.25% of the Cerebus books, and therefore may stop purchasing them without violating this Law once he realizes that they've gotten longwinded, incomprehensible, and obnoxious. Logan owns all of issues 27 through 860 of Detective Comics except for Issue #449 ("Midnight Rustler of Gotham City"). Logan owns 96.7% of all Detective Comics issues and would ordinarily be required to complete the set. However, by buying Issue #449, Logan can complete the more specific set of all Detective Comics issues published since the introduction of Batman, after which he does not need to purchase issues 1 through 27. Reed has photographs of himself with William Shatner, Majel Barrett, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, and Walter Koenig. His photographs comprise only 55.6% of the original nine-member regular cast of Star Trek: The Original Series, and it is unnecessary for him to stalk either Michelle Nichols or Grace Lee Whitney, although I bet that won't stop him. Bruce has 300 issues of Fantastic Four from the 1960s through the 1980s in plastic storage tubs under his bed. Because Bruce owns less than 61.8% of the 500-plus Fantastic Four issues, he is not required to purchase the entire set. However, Bruce's collection likely includes more than 61.8% of those Fantastic Four issues inked by Joe Sinnott, and if Bruce is aware of this, he will be required to complete that subset. For most nerds, failure to abide by the Law of the Golden Mean will result in madness, obsession, and eventually a drunken late-night sale of the entire remaining collection on eBay.

• The Law of the Golden Mean 1. Any thing can be purchased, achieved or obtained that consists of a discrete number of individual parts, issues, episodes, or location; such as issues of a comic book, trading cards in a set, action figures in a line or autographs of the cast of a television show or movie is referred to in this law is subject to the Law of the Golden Mean. 2. Any nerd in possession of more than 61.8% of the individual items in such a series must, if at all possible, either: a. proceed to acquire each of the remaining items so as to complete the set, or b. sell one or more items on eBay until the nerd again owns less than 61.8% of the total series. 3. If the items owned make up a complete set of a more specific series, the law is satisfied. Examples: Peter owns seasons one, two, three and four of Babylon 5 on DVD. Peter owns 4 of 5 (80%) of Babylon 5 on DVD, and so must also purchase Season 5 to complete the set, even though it kind of sucked. Clark owns the first nine of sixteen collected volumes of Dave Sim's "Cerebus the Aardvark." Clark owns only 56.25% of the Cerebus books, and therefore may stop purchasing them without violating this Law once he realizes that they've gotten longwinded, incomprehensible, and obnoxious. Logan owns all of issues 27 through 860 of Detective Comics except for Issue #449 ("Midnight Rustler of Gotham City"). Logan owns 96.7% of all Detective Comics issues and would ordinarily be required to complete the set. However, by buying Issue #449, Logan can complete the more specific set of all Detective Comics issues published since the introduction of Batman, after which he does not need to purchase issues 1 through 27. Reed has photographs of himself with William Shatner, Majel Barrett, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, and Walter Koenig. His photographs comprise only 55.6% of the original nine-member regular cast of Star Trek: The Original Series, and it is unnecessary for him to stalk either Michelle Nichols or Grace Lee Whitney, although I bet that won't stop him. Bruce has 300 issues of Fantastic Four from the 1960s through the 1980s in plastic storage tubs under his bed. Because Bruce owns less than 61.8% of the 500-plus Fantastic Four issues, he is not required to purchase the entire set. However, Bruce's collection likely includes more than 61.8% of those Fantastic Four issues inked by Joe Sinnott, and if Bruce is aware of this, he will be required to complete that subset. For most nerds, failure to abide by the Law of the Golden Mean will result in madness, obsession, and eventually a drunken late-night sale of the entire remaining collection on eBay.

• By nerd law there is only one correct answer to the question of life the universe and everything.

• Hm I thought LOTR was a single book broken up into segments for the sake of size and yes The Hobbit is a prequel and thus a separate book.

• I must agree, I have to suppress my inner grammar Nazi every time I see a mistake.

• Ha, my dad did that to me and my brother, my mum still can't figure out why we're both nerds

• But only if the know the facts and figures of the people on said team.

• However young nerds are encouraged to join activities that are semi related to sports; including but not limited to the school Band. Cheerleading is expressly forbidden. Adult nerds are allowed to attend or watch college and high school games on the basis that they are interested in the band and only the band. (I was a band geek, I HAD to make this amendment.)

• Beautiful, just beautiful. I really should reread it. Also, what do you think of "And Another Thing..." I don't totally trust it to not kill HHGTTG, since it wasn't written by Douglas Adams. Though I do acknowledge Eoin Colfer as an author. I'll read it regardless though.

• Damn american lack of the old Doctor Who episodes. *fume* I had to come in on the ninth Doctor, THE NINTH! And I can't find the movie with the Eighth doctor anywhere. :(

• Here here! This has my vote 100%! Because the book is ALWAYS better. ALWAYS.

• All nerds must agree to rescue the princess, no matter how many times you know she will manage to get captured thereafter, the unlikelihood of her removing her frock after you do must also be ignored. Nanu nanu!

• Nerd Law #6: When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain, and the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain... You are ALIVE, and you are the Last Unicorn.

• If I were to pass a Nerd Law, i would totally pass one that not only benefits the nerd community, but that would totally give me a huge boner. The only law that I would pass, is that there would have to be a new run of Masters of the Universe, Thundercats, Transformers and GI Joe. This would have to be both animated and in comic book form and further more the only artist that is allowed to work on said series is Alex Ross, I don't care if he doesn't know how to make an animated series, he better fucking learn. So let it be written, so let it be done.

• My buddy got to name his kid Xavier.

• And let it be written that among those daily thoughts of video games, comics, beloved cartoons and movies of choice, all nerds shall be aware of the ever present threat of the Zombie Apocalypse. Therefore, for every place, location or circumstance a nerd finds themselves in, they shall always have an escape plan mentally prepared, along with a checklist of details that includes, but is not limited to, nearest locations for supplies, nearest gunshops, available resources for makeshift weapons, possible bunkers within reach, and those nearby that would be worthy fighting companions.

• My kids are named Luke and Ben! Wife thinks it's because they're Bible names. Ha!

• +1

• Any bro-nerd shall immediately upon discovery attempt to let other bro-nerds know of two women fighting, record said interaction and possibly upload it to the nearest server. Addendum: Should they be hot female nerds, attempt to get their numbers.

• Law #1: Yoda knows. And knowing is half the battle.

• Thou shalt own non-cubical dice, e'en though thou may not necessarily table top game.

• Nerd law: The side of an argument that can back up their point with an xkcd comic wins by default. http://xkcd.com/471/

• Yay, I have a partner in my quest to rid the world of nerdish sexism!

• There shall be, under the bed or on the highest shelf of the closet of any nerd, a well-worn box. This box shall represent a childhood or adolescent attempt to create a fantasy world into which the nerd escaped. It shall contain drawings of dragons, elaborate maps, notebooks full of writing, secret codes, or poorly drawn comics, depending on the nerd. The box shall be treasured.

• NERD GIRL LAWS: 1. Thou will likely be an item of sexual interest. Accept this as thy divine and holy nerd duty and don't let it get to thine head. 2. Thou shall endure never ending "nerd girl test" where ever thou go within the nerd realm. Forgive them, for they know not how you kicketh the ass. Now I'm stuck. Some help, ladies?

• I follow this law DAILY. Although, perhaps there needs to be a add-on after "sometimes obnoxiously" of "and generally in wholly inappropriate times or locales" because I find these arguments will always eventually end up being overly loud and in public/in front of nuns.

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• I vote for this one, too, but if it comes down to it I vote more for Batman.

• No way. Jackon's movies are an abomination. And The Lord of the Rings is a septologly- seven books. + The Hobbit= Eight books. Your nerd cred is low.

• JOKE entry. Just to clarify, in case I've broken any nerd laws.

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• thou shalt have heard Leonard Nimoy's song "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" and William Shatner's rendition of "Rocketman" at least once in thy life

• Uh.... WTF

• I'm gonna say no time to plan - just on duty, patrolling the streets of Gotham when suddenly Chuck Norris/Optimus/Bruce Lee rob a bank, causing Batman to open up a Bat-can of immense whoop ass.

• sorry about the typos there Rob, I'm drunk with a yoda up my ass running from the cops and typping this on my blackberry--you know how it is--

• Good christ on a bike, quite the turnout for this one. Rob, your brain must be bleeding out your ears after reading this far...sorry dude, hope you're paid well. And yet, there is only one True Law for Nerds: "DO WHAT YOU LOVE...always remembering that whatever scorn and derision it earns you means nothing when compared to the joy you'll receive from getting drunk by yourself and dressing up as a furry Sailor Venus, stuffing a customized vibrating Yoda up your doll up your ass, and setting all the comic book stores on the Eastern Seaboard ablaze (so as to increase the value of your own collection), whilst arguing the semantics of Magic the Gathering card wording with your imaginary friends, or whatever the fuck else it is you need to do."

• In any nerd disputes, the competent use of bulletpoint form by either party in furtherance of his/her argument will automatically carry the same value as four valid, indisputable, and directly relevant points in favor of that side, regardless of the validity of either parties' arguments up to and beyond the point at which the bulletpoint form is introduced. All persons not found in compliance with this mandate will be sentenced to proof-read, by hand, all past and future installments of FFF's before mailing one proof-read copy of each story to each of member of their famiy as part of their holiday card for that year.

• Thou shalt be required to attend at least one nerd convention(video games, anime comics, etc.) during thy lifetime.

• TOY LAW: If you owned a certain item from age 5-13, and something happened to said item, you MUST purchase or own again said item by any means necessary by age 39. (Still looking for that DAMN Lazer Stream Water Gun System from 1977, so I don't break the law!)This is law for action figures, playsets, rack toys, models AND Power Records with comic book! <This law does NOT apply with Underoos, t-shirts, and socks!>

• The ulitmate nerd rule!! All nerds must have a hygiene evaluation by another non nerd party(family member,coworker,etc.)before venturing into the public. All nerds must take a shower or bath for no less than 10 minutes with soap,hot water,shampoo,and a towel set that includes a clean towel and a wash cloth. This also includes a full dental hygiene regimen for no less than two minutes with a toothbrush of no older age of three months and toothpaste. Afer these initial processes the nerd in question must apply deodorant to under arm area and put on clean clothes(underwaer,shirt,pants,socks).Extra points if the nerd uses fragrances such as after shave of colonge. At with point the nerd must submit to a full inspection by a non-partisan party and is only allowed to leave the house upon this approval from this person of persons. Penaties. First Offense: Strong warning and the nerd is subject to harsh ridicule from any and all parties. Second Offense: Confiscation of destuction of one piece of the nerd's collection or favorite possesion. Third Offense: Complete confiscation of the nerd's collection or favorite thing. At which point the item(s) will be auction off to the lowest bidder or given away to charity.

• 1)Thou shall NOT watch Star Wars in episodic order. 2)Thou must learn how to do to the Vulcan hand gesture, wether thou likes Star Trek or not. 3)Thou shall not quote the Simpsons past season 9. 4)Thou shall be familiar with a nerd property "since the begining" 5)Be able to at least recognize what a 20 sided die is. 6)Knows where the hidden 1-up is on level 1-1. 7)When thou says "the book was better" can give examples. 8) Thou must be able to do the Konami code. 9) Thou must defend an action of a fictional character. 10) Batman ALWAYS wins. ALWAYS.

• Let it be known: Nathan Fillion is the nerdy girl's Brad Pitt and second only to Bruce Campbell (aka thy God).

• Done. Daughters name is Ripley.

• Nerd Law: There were never nipples on any of the various batsuits. Ever. And there never will be. Any statements or alleged evidence to the contrary are the fabricated fruits of urban legend, much like photos of Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, or chicks that play World of Warcraft. And anyone who insists on perpetuating this salacious falsehood will be tied down in the middle of a parking lot to have their kneecaps run over by a wisecracking Adam West in every incarnation of the Batmobile ever produced.

• This is very much a film studies nerd thing, but it's needed in a world where people think Transformers 2 was awesome. "A list of the greatest movies ever is invalid if there are no movies from before 1960 on it."

• A childhood preference of Space: 1999 over Star Trek is punishable to the fullest extent of the Nerd Law. The only allowable affirmative defense against this charge will be the inarguable awesomeness of the Space: 1999 Eagle 1 playset vs. the crappy Mego cardboard backdrop Enterprise bridge playset when I was asking for birthday gifts in 1976.

• Yea, let it be known that mutually incompatible laws of physics, theology, biochemistry, Thaumaturgy, or morality between two universes and the inhabitants therin shalt not preclude any NERD or NERDS from thoughtfully debating which one would win in a stand up fight. Verily.

• All nerd children must have read or have been read the JRR Tolkien Quadrilogy of "The Hobbit", "The Fellowship of the Rings", The Two Tower" and "The Return of The King" and a direct correlation between these books and D&D must be drawn so that all children will understand how truly fucking awesome RPG's can be. The children should also be made to watch the extended director's cuts of the movies as well, so that they can form visuals of the stories that they have read. Also as an amendment to this anyone that says RPG's, D&D and Tolkien are for nerds will publically racked and tortured for no less than 30 days in public.

• I'm willing to clump Galaga and 1942 into this rule. I recently discovered a local bar which uses an active glass top gaming machine as a table. I've literally spent a thousand dollars in that bar in the past few months. Sadly its all gone into the machine and not across the bar.

• Thou shalt honor the memory of the wumpus, take vitamin C for scurvvy, avoid green screen burn-in, and fear dysentery and the complier.

• Nerd Law: The hat is my treasure, do not touch the hat

• Thou shalt have a mental image of the TARDIS when they read on the callender: "Doctor's Appointment."

• That's harsh. Consider the nerd population tentacle-raped!

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• Any nerd who jerks off to hentai shall be sentenced to death by tentacle rape at the local aquarium, see how much they enjoy it then.

• The suggestion that there is no place for a girl in any particular zone of nerddom, geekery, or other fanatical place shall be met with instant revocation of broadband internet rights For All Time.

• So are we doing away with the whole "Does he have time to plan?" qualifier altogether?

• May I add on lovely lady Serenity?

• Nerd Commandment I: When thou hearest 'Tequila', thou must danceth as Pee Wee Herman hath danced. Nerd Commandment II: If thou runneth a website, thou shall make sayeth website workable on yon Firefox.

• Thou shalt never say tl;dr.

• Thou must NEVER feed the troll

• Thou shall not bitch or make fun of a how a game looks, no matter how bad or childish, is the game play is good. If thou does so, thou shall have your nerd license revoked and sent into a frat house to play with people with the same game standards.

• I can't read through all 300+ of these, so hopefully I didn't repeat one: All writers of gramatically awful fan fiction shall be put into a locked room, and every English teacher that they have ever had will get 20 minutes alone with the offender and be equipped with a grammer book and a taser. As a soon-to-be English teacher, I feel that this is something that should happen.

• If it is a girl, my husband and I have agreed on Delenn Laxmi. WIN!

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