• Did it sounds like he said Ninja when he broke the second board to anyone else?

• I know now that I will never truly be a man. Because Dolph has raised the bar for manliness.

• I can go ahead and count that as the weirdest thing I'll see this week.

• OMG I lol'd well played *L*

• Uff Dah! The greatest thing evar! BTW the comments here are some of the funniest things Evar.

• I don't really know what happened or why it happened but I'm pretty sure that this video simultaneously drove me to, and cured me of, insanity. Well played, Dolph, well played.

• And I thought Robert downey Jr was a versatile entertainer.

• I didnt' think I'd agree with Rob on this one, but I must give a hearty ditto. did you guys hear the audience cheering him so loudly???

• I wonder if all songs sound better when he sings them...

• The fact remains that he's up there doing it and millions of people know his name. Who are you again? :D

• Yes, Dolph is lip-synching but to his own recording. Yes, he is the most awesome man alive.

• The one time I boycott the show, this is what I miss. Goddammit.

• Those burglars better hand themselves over before dolph gets a hold of them!

• Awesome.

• I wanna see Stallone sing Suspicious Minds next....

• Chuck Norris could take a page or two from the Book of Dolph. It warms my heart to see a survivor from the golden age of shitty action movies doing well for himself, having a good time, and not spewing mouthful after mouthful of humorless, dribbling sanctimony.

• No one would :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6GvTY7E5U

• 'Has sex with all eight of his female back-up dancers, at once, and satisfies them all (I assume this happens immediately after they exit the stage)' Just the women? The man could have sex with the six men too and NO ONE would have the balls to question him.

• Suck it, Norris! *hides*

• If this doesn't prove Dolph Lundgren is Master of the Universe, then I don't know what will. He has the POWER!!!

• That's pretty awesome.

• Speechless. Except for this.... (Music swells, backup singers come out, I tear off my coat to reveal a tuxedo...)

• Burglars recently tied up his wife while Dolph was gone. When the three ARMED burglars were attempting to case his house, they found a family photo with Dolph in it, AND GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY WITHOUT TAKING ANYTHING. Yes, this actually happened. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/5224797/Thieves-flee-after-breaking-into-Dolph-Lundgrens-Spanish-home.html

• Dolph is the new Jesus...

• hoe lee shit

• I don't know... The singing was not Elvis, and if he was lip-syncing I would think they would pick a track with a better singer. I am going to say he was really singing (not particularly well), dancing (not particularly well), drumming (nothing a beginner couldn't do) and breaking boards and ice... which is probably not that hard for someone as built as he is. As a full time musician and (once) a part time martial artist (breaking wooden boards is pretty easy, for anyone not just me), I could do everything he did up there better, but I am pretty sure I wouldn't look nearly as good doing it... I did enjoy the video though.

• The Norse believed that the world as we know it would end on the day that the gods went to their final battle I believe our world will end on the day that Dolph Lundgren and Chuck Norris meet, and they decide that neither can live will the other survives!

• I was just eye raped by sheer awesomeness. Every time Dolph breaks a board an angel gets their wings.

• The whole time I'm thinking, these things simultaniously. 1) This is the guy who had to openly kiss Brigitte Nelson in Rocky 4. 2) The quote, "If he dies, he dies." and 3) How much I actually missed that guy. :)

• That just broke my brain.

• Oh. My. God. That was ridiculous.

• There are no words. They should have sent a poet.

• if he was jesus christ and did that on armageddon day... then i would convert in a second.

• I was zapping between the channels last Saturday when I suddenly saw Dolph dancing around and lip-syncing in the spectacle known as melodifestivalen. I lol'd.

• By the title of the post and the countdown at the start of the video, I sort of assumed the video was leading up to some sort of Lundgrenpocalypse. This was so much worse.

• And you know what? There will be more of it later this month. Roughly translated they are saying after it gets dark: Hello? Måns? Where are you? Here here here Oh god, this is creepy. What is happening? I don't know. Do you think its sabotage? *new dude enters* SABOTAGE!! Krister! Krister! This is exactly what I have been suspecting! We are threaten. Someone wants to hurt the contest. But who could possible want that? I have no idea. Is it the nightly press? Is it the Norwegians? Is it [..]? We must solve whos behind this! We must call Hamilton! Yes, you mean Coq Rouge! (its a book) No, I mean Eva Hamilton. What? Can she save us? *DOLPH ENTERS* I will take this! There are to much talk and no action. I will find the threat and destroy it. This! is how we solve stuff.. IN NORRLAND! (its a part of sweden)

• What you don't know is that, prior to emerging for his performance he invented bulletproof underwear (not that he needs it) and, IMMEDIATELY after, scissor kicked a stroke victim...STOPPING THE STROKE COMPLETELY AND TEACHING THE MAN TO SPEAK TAGALOG.

• "Lundgren is one of three hosts for the 2010 Melodifestivalen, where the Swedish contribution to the Eurovision Song Contest is selected.[15] In the first installation on February 6 Lundgren co-hosted the competition together with comedian Christine Meltzer and performer Måns Zelmerlow. Lundgren's appearance was hailed by critics and audience, particularly his rendition of Elvis Presley's "A Little Less Conversation".[16]" Wiki seems to have found it out.

• that still doesn't explain what the fuck we just saw!@?

• You think all that is awesome about Dolph? Check this little factoid out about him: "He graduated from the Royal Institute of Technology. He has a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney (1982). He was awarded a Fulbright Scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1983, but quit after two weeks to pursue acting.[6] He speaks more than five languages: Swedish, English, German, French, Spanish, some Japanese, and some Italian." Dude is really fucking smart.....

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7H_Q1-4Z6I Here is more Dolph awesomeness sure in this trailer he's surrounded by Stallone, Statham, Jet Li and others but hell he makes it more awesome

• wtf who knew Dolph was so multi talented besides winding up starring in some bombs like the motu and playing the guy who killed appollo in the rocky film.s who knew

• My new goal is to be able to top that drum solo. Because Lord knows I won't be able to smash 5 ice bricks at once.

• Massive "what the fuck?" moment.

• I had forgotten the Dolph is Swedish and that he comes the hickswill part of Sweden

• By the Power of Grayskull...

• Even though he lip-synced the song and doesn't as much dance as he does shifts around. I will give him props for the drums, boards, and ice chop. And the imagined off-screen awesome orgy that happened afterwards, shortly followed by Dolph flying north in his chopper to go hunt caribou with his bare hands.

• He's my new nerd drinking buddy.

• i don't know what to say... words to not describe what i just saw...

• Well Rob you obviouslÝ haven't seen Delta Force.

• I am in awe.

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