I don't want to say anything about this video, other than it's a news story on a Japanese zoo practicing their "catch a loose tiger" drill, and you must watch it. Now. It's so wonderful that has almost makes up for yesterday's Super Terrific Japanese Thing, which, as you know, would be quite impressive. Infinite thanks to Josh Frulinger of The Comics Curmudgeon for the tip.
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japanese people like sack in their nose. and its easy to catch a tiger you just gotta do a triple bakcflip then land on mars. after you put in the cheat code for all weapons and use a fuckin nuke to kill the tiger then take the tiger to your sanctuary then chop its legs off and feed them to your rhino named ralph. LOL ps.whoever talks shit is gonna get shot by ralphs 9th cousin billy.
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I like how you censored this post though.
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They are quite obviously not trying to catch that tiger. What you are seeing is a drill to hold that tiger, hold that tiger, hold that tiger.
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Will volleyball nets really stop a tiger? Or even a human dressed as a tiger for that matter?
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lol, I just posted a comment asking you about that, and now it isn't showing up. WHY IS THE INTERNET ALL FAIL TODAY?
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Ok, dude- a double post I can understand, but did you really need to share that with us five times?
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I'm like 99% certain I've heard on multiple occasions that elephants can't jump...
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23 Bloody monkeys ? wtf Japan wtf...
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all the training and preparness the zoo keepers due are not going to really help if a real tiger escapes for unlike the mock one in the video a real tiger will not turn around and go into the holding pen without a fight and a few human hurting.
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Are those volleyball nets?
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Shit - sorry for the repeats. Browser timeouts suck.
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And that my friends is how you capture and subdue the elusive urban furry when they stray into a local zoo to try to get it on with the tigers. Thank you Japanese zoo personnel for capturing this educational moment on film.
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I think you mean a video of the elephants escaping. THAT is awesome.
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I want to see a video of the monkeys escaping. That sounds like it'd be awesome.
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How, in gods' names, can an elephant jump its enclosure fence? (As per the last comment in the video, Indian Elephants having escaped their enclosure 30-ish years previous by jumping the fence.)
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escaped...anything would fucking kill these poor bastards. Some some dude in a Furry suit just mowed him over...they're fucked.
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That is the worst tokusatsu ever.
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While that video made me smile, it in no way made up for the horror of yesterday's post. Can't unsee those kinds of things.
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Thank god they practice bringing down furries. We could learn a lot from them. Now if it were a REAL FUCKING TIGER - they'd have perfected suicide-by-claw. This is also innovation - of a sort. A bad sort.
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Thank god they practice bringing down furries. We could learn a lot from them. Now if it were a REAL F*CKING TIGER - they'd have perfected suicide-by-claw. This is also innovation - of a sort. A bad sort.
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Thank god they practice bringing down furries. We could learn a lot from them. Now if it were a REAL FUCKING TIGER - they'd have perfected suicide-by-claw. This is also innovation - of a sort. A bad sort.
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Thank god they practice bringing down furries. We could learn a lot from them. Now if it were a REAL FUCKING TIGER - they'd have perfected suicide-by-claw. This is also innovation - of a sort. A bad sort.
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Thank god they practice bringing down furries. We could learn a lot from them. Now if it were a REAL FUCKING TIGER - they'd have perfected suicide-by-claw. This is also innovation - of a sort. A bad sort.
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I was worried when I saw the Japanese Furry, but it turned out OK.
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There are so many holes in their procedure TR should do a Transformers 2 style review about it - A). Having unarmed people holding the net fence? Their own crappy scenario shows one of their guys getting mauled, but then ... B) After assailing the netholder and causing a break in containment, the crazed beast backs off back into the containment area rather than continuing the escape. C). The net is like 4 ft high....I've been to a fucking circus - Tigers can jump like 6 feet or more from the ground. It amazes me that the Japanese can create scary realistic female genitalia sex toys while also being stupid enough to think that that procedure is going to recapture an escaped animal.
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Gawd, I love the Japanese... they are just so innately goofy. XD
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On the one hand it's great they had a drill, here in San Francisco we had a tiger escape and kill someone so I can get behind that. But on the other hand... giant fuzzy oversize cartoon head tiger? Since I've never been to Japan I am simply going to assume that the animals they have in their zoos are like that now.
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Of course they had to poke the dead man with a stick. Can't be too careful nowadays.
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Yes, this totally made up for that atrocity yesterday. I had no idea what I would be getting into when I clicked horrific thing. I obviously am too sheltered. This, however, was hilariously cute.
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What? I don't even... There is so much win/fail in this. Those crazy Japanese, they get me every time.
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I like how they use the poking stick not only to check that it's tranqued, but also that the human casualty is dead.
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Wow, that really sucked. I want 1.14 minutes of my life back, Rob.
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This made my day.
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