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:D Just in time for BOTCON! Which I am attending xD
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The flames were tolerable. The (mostly) lack of his mask to cover up that hideous face was not.
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go look up Ron Jeremy.
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"There's a lotta rich pornstars too. Rich is no sign of quality." There are not, however, very many rich, unattractive pornstars, if you follow me. Anyway, as far as I'm concerned Bay's carrying on the G1 tradition of nonsensical crap. Sometimes an Animated or a Beast Wars slips through the cracks of the "good vs. evil robots" metastory, but it's not like Bay's mediocre, flashy movies actually TOOK SOMETHING AWAY from the brand that it had to start with. I'm a big Transformers fan, but practically the first fucking thing the line did was try to sell us Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp because they were all different colors. TFs as a brand was always very unapologetic in its quest for revenue, and by definition the live-action movies have made it more successful than it's ever been. So once again, saying that Michael Bay regrets any of the decisions that currently allow him to fill his pool with coke and hookers is redonkulous. It's not like very many people are going to buy the game and NOT see the movies.
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I have been a transformers fan from the beginning through every incarnation. Bay's transformer vision certainly has not been good. It is very flawed. I am willing to take the good with the bad, if it means that new transformers products, cartoons, movies comics, etc. will be produced. Bay can keep making bad transformers movies all he wants. Transformers are mainstream now, not just a niche market. There will be more watered down and nonsensical crap produced, but there was some of that happening anyway in the early 2000s. I think we are more likely to see coherent stories that appeal to transfans as opposed to mainstream audiences, than the 1 per decade that we have gotten since G1 ended.
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@ lincoln er XD well im assuming u have seen the M.BAY pretender :) in TF2 , so i think we could make AR-Cee one of those . i only said that scenario to prove a point . IE . the only thing BETTER than the Shockwave picture would be a Gangbang with those Femme's . as far as the tortureporn , maybe but that aint my kick , i know a few of you guys have Fappt to Aracnia ^__^ so , yah . and meg and shock doubleteaming ole' spineless Screamer... sounds good but i think my scenario with the sharkticon pack hunting him would be a lot better ^^ (and this was only said BECAUSE OF THE MULTIPLAYER option , having sharkticons going full CUJO on your opponents WOULD SOO KICK ASS , i just hope they have my sharkticons in teh game as usable sprites) Jag
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Maybe it was people complaining about how much the movies sucked? I don't think we'd have gotten a game with such strong call-backs to G1 if many people hadn't made it clear that was what they prefered.
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There's a lotta rich pornstars too. Rich is no sign of quality. In fact it's usually a result of aiming to the lowest possible denominator. As for bashing Bay, yes, we will do it forever. If they were non transformers movies, they probably would've not done the business they did. Bay was on a downward slide for a while due to his inabilty to tell a coherent, let alone good, story. Transformers nostalga along with a new generation of potential customers was at an all time high, I'm pretty sure anyone could've did a Transformers movie and had a hit. Transformers didn't need Michael Bay, Michael Bay needed Transformers
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So all this blasting of Michael Bay (which is really blasting the ILM creative team. The reason why the TF movies are mediocre is because of Michael Bay, largely, and NOT the excellent artists he's commissioned) is really missing the point because these video-game robots don't have to turn into a real-life car on an IMAX SCREEN. Yes, Shockwave makes me pee a little in delight, but if that character model showed up in a feature film instead of a video game I'd be saying that it, well, looks like a video game. There's a reason why, when talking about feature films, that that phrase is a pejorative. "But wait! They could just spruce it up a little and then use it in a movie!" Sure I guess, but it still clearly doesn't turn into anything real (which is far easier to design) and it doesn't even have a face. Welcome to visual effects technology circa 1995. Meanwhile, the actual real Transformers films invented new VFX technology to create something that hadn't been seen before, and appealed to an incredibly broad audience. Michael Bay can kick himself, but it won't change the fact that he's the richest fuckwad in Hollywood.
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I'm havin' this.
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His left hand retracted into his wrist, a moment of soft clicking then the barrel slowly began to slide into view …. it was magnifacant! Pollished into a reflective shine, quivering as the energon charge began to pulse through it and the tip began to glow a dull throbbing crimsion. "I guess I was away for far too long" purred Megatron. "yes" replied Shockwave, "far to long ..."
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I used to think that Megatron and Soundwave double-teamed Starscream to asset their dominance. But I never thought that humans could have the sex with transformers. I mean, you could infer something sexual with Headmasters. Something akin to torture porn, I guess? Ha! Targetmasters. OK, I get it now.
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This game is an instant buy for me anyway, so pre-ordering is no biggie. I'm holding out until they announce a super awesome special edition though. Then I will pre-order it.
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I sure hope they've been working on this game longer than they've taken to announce and release it. I tend to worry about licensed franchise games because only about 1 in 15, if not 1 in 20 or more, are good. I anticipate the arrival of this game but I'm not getting my hopes too high.
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I did as well. Now I'm a tad disappointed that it's not a figure. I'm hoping he is does become DLC, I prefer to get all my games through Steam for ease of storage.
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"anatomically correct" eh? FFF here we come... ^_^ (Also that picture is balls-out awesome. I also near shat myself at first, as I thought it was toy, not a video game pic.)
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I am sure MOST of you have seen this, the brilliant youtube video of 'Shockwave's Burden', created by artist Dr. Smoov and associates. For those of you who have NOT, enjoy the brilliance!! "No one can escape the Might Shockwave! Dammit, they escaped through that little hole!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ItfWY3xMQ
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Um, it could just be a reverse-angle image, so you might want to hold off on having the stroke until the game actually comes out.
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I hope Hasbro realizes that they're sitting on a goddamn goldmine with these motherfucking awesome <I>War for Cybertron</I> designs and decides to release more figures other than just Optimus and Megatron. Otherwise, I may have to resort to acts of guerrilla warfare against them.
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http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m490274_99140113016_TauXV8CommanderMain_873x627.jpg :o
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Even the sonorous tones of Peter Cullen couldn't work their magic enough to make Chicken lips and flame paintjob Prime worth watching and not want to throw stuff at the screen.
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sry for posting for the third time: WTF? shockwave's cannon is supposed to be on the left arm not the right one ... how come I'm the only one to notice this? uasually I'm the last to catch shit like that. god damn it high moon, i demand a immediate re-design! fuck the release date Shockwave must be anatomically correct!
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WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO its not a god damned mmo, sry if i scared anyone dumb enough to listen to me. fuck now i gotta decide what version i want ...
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YES! It's the Mighty Shockwave! Soooooo amazing.
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Yeah, I don't understand why the fact that Shockwave looks awesome (and he does) means that the movie Transformers are crap. I totally agree that the story (Revenge of the Fallen) is totally horid. In fact, Rob's review of RotF is the reason I found this website. However, I thought the robots in the movies were pretty cool. You can't tell me you didn't get a Rodimus Prime in your pants every time Optimus was on screen.
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I'm giving this a big HELL and YES.
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@ahriman : english you 96 yr old virgin (have u even kissed a girl ?*holds up a pic of a girl to his face*) do u even know what a Terran Female Looks like ? every guy in here gets that i chose some hot women to be in a gangbang BUT YOU ! ! ! btw , dont use a name u have no gaddamn idea what it means >__> duche @ Xenos , er,,,,, so arachnia takes priority over Ar-Cee O_o
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O.O oh god .... i want it ..... i want it so bad ... wait, is this a Deathmatch/unreal tournament type of game or is it a mmo? if its a mmo that will mean it needs a subscription ... no way this is gonna be a F2P mmo .... fuck me if it is, i cant afford subscriptions right now .... fuck, fuck, fuck this suddenly feels like the alarm just went off in the middle of a wet dream.
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Yeah, I know. We all know the gangbang should be with Cho Chang, Willow, Blackarachnia, and Batgirl. Geez. Ya nutjob.
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Woah...Shockwave looks amazing!
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damn. Glancing at the image I thought it was a figure that maybe came with a special edition of the game. Stupid downloadable and retailer excursive content. What the hell happed to just selling a game instead of this piecemeal bit by bit bullcrap. Two dollars here, five dollars there, ten dollars here. Such an utter crap scam.
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"Are you people still ragging on the movies?" Yes. The movies were shit. I will "rag" them till the day I die.
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Ben Procter and Michael Bay should both be beaten to within inches of their lives for their crimes against the children of Primus. War for Cybertron shows the old designs work and you don't have to ****can them just make it 'new' or 'realistic'. Trukk or Munky,still better than robotic testicles any day.
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Okay, granted, but what prompted the creation of War for Cybertron?
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Rob Bricken said: 'I'd like to think Michael Bay is kicking himself for picking his glue-scrap-metal designs over these, but I imagine that would require him to be cognizant of opinions other than his own, which I very, very much doubt he is.' Suck it Bayformers! That Shockwave is awesome,it'll be all the better if they recast Corey Burton as his voice too =D
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Do you speak any language other than Fruitcake?
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OMG NEXT to a gangbang with emma watson , charisma carpenter , Ar-cee (g1) and wonderwoman this gave me my first O ! shockwave ^__^ hell YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. will we finally be able to send out a SHOCK TROOP of sharkticons to destroy Starscream I FUCKING THINK SO ^^
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"if the first movie had bombed (like a lot of you wished it had) we wouldn't have gotten Transformers Animated" No, they created Animated because they wanted a plan B if the movie bombed. The way transformers fiction works, 2007 would have had a new series even if there wasn't a movie.
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I Michael Bay (the greatest director of all time) say that's not fucking realistic. It need more parts. Needs to be more alien you know 800 hundred thousand different moving parts all glued together in an incoherent manner, because you know that's fucking realistic. Nobody wants to see a boxy robot, it just doesn't hold up today. You people are remembering your childhood cartoon as being sweeter than it really is. I Michael Bay have spoken, my Gobot designs are the best I am the best I make more money than you nerds So that just proves you nerds are jealous My Gobot's designs are why my movies make so much money if they looked like that they would be laughed off the screen. Paramount will beg me to make Gobot movies for the next ten years. HAHAHAHA
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Are you people still ragging on the movies? This is one of the reasons I dislike War for Cybertron--people immediately use these designs as a big stick to beat up on Bay's work. I'm not defending the story of the second film or the questionable abilities of Megan Fox, but you have to admit they were a "necessary evil"--if the first movie had bombed (like a lot of you wished it had) we wouldn't have gotten Transformers Animated. Without the first movie there wouldn't be a sequel, and then no War for Cybertron. The reason Transformers has survived 20+ years as a top-name franchise (as opposed to, say, Masters of the Universe) is because it's allowed itself to (no pun intended) transform into new versions so as a kid growing up in the 90's could become a Transformers fan at the beginning of Beast Wars and not have to slog through a decade of backstory just to enjoy what was going on. Love it or hate it, the movies were a gateway drug--they brought in new blood and their money to the franchise which is never a bad thing.
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new date its sometime in MAY http://www.seibertron.com/transformers/news/more-release-date-info-on-transformers-war-for-cybertron/17846/
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sweet robot jesus, if they make figures of these guys i'll be flat broke, eating cat food.
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Best design I've seen from this game, easily! PURE SEX.
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Holy balls! I could almost defend Bayformers, since traditional designs are incabable of moving with all the subtleties of a human...but this is a much better middle ground. Adding complexity while being instantly recognizeable, its simple genius. As a huge TFormer fan, my brain still hurts when getting too involved in the mythology of it all though. Why do they have room for people still in Cybertron modes, why even bother with humanoid shapes, why did some arrive on earth with existing names based on English puns, etc. It's pretty impossible to make sense of. The films avoided all that by making them space meteors or something, but the classic way is definitely cooler and more fun, even if it is almost as stupid when you think too hard.
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pfft Michael Bay is wondering how this will get anyone else a wet t-shirt car wash in their driveway from Megan Fox...
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*runs to gamestop* MY PRECIOUS!
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ShockWave does look awesome but the fact that game is coming out so early scares me. I wish they would take their time and make this a Transformers game worth playing.
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I'm. Fucking. Wet. Damn the RSS feed during work.
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Can the guy who built that lego replica yesterday build me one of these? Name your price, I want a lego shockwave as awesome as this picture.
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Hotdamn, PLEEEZE make him as a figure!
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Dammit, that is SERIOUSLY COOL.
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Hotdamn, PLEEEZE make him as a figure!
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