By Rob Bricken in
Video Games
Monday, Feb. 1 2010 @ 2:00PM
Since about 80% of the people in my Friends list on Xbox Live are playing Mass Effect 2 right now, I'm going to guess that there's a certain amount of interest for a video of the game's various scenes of PG-rated booty-knockin', set to the finest sounds Skinemax After Dark has to offer. It's not even as naughty as the Ancient Dogoo Girl trailer below -- jiggling real breasts are naughtier than virtual clothed dry humping, in my opinion -- but it'll give you guys something to watch while I figure out who won the TR contest.
Tags: Mass Effect, Sex
13 comments
Comments
DoctorSmashy said:
Uh.... hot?
Arsenal said:
Mass erect. So much better of a joke
Riven Armor said:
I find it amusing that anyone who hasn't played a BioWare game knows them specifically by, well, the kind of stuff in this post. Much of it is the company's fault, though. Actually, after watching the video, a LOT of it.
Pragmatic said:
In Julie Czerneda's "Species Imperative" trilogy, even though most of the aliens are humanoid shaped, what little we learn about alien genitalia doesn't involve rainbow-hued "penis/vagina" analogues.
Granted, I think they only talk about two of the alien species, but at least it's nice to FINALLY have aliens who aren't "interchangeable" with humans...
RedButcher said:
They are all going to get SPACE HERPES!!!!!
God I loved Ice Pirates!
toomin said:
So far, my general idea of what playing Mass Effect 2 is like is shootin' scenes connected by sex scenes. It also seems like every main character is going to have sex with every other main character, alien or not.
NerdRage said:
can you say STDs? Space Transmitted Diseases.
Bingo said:
Wow! This trailer is really hot!
Scott said:
WTF was that? Is the entire game one big space-hump? This turned me off what was otherwise an intriguing game...
Just more stupid Fan-boy fake porn...
Capsulesn'Coffee replied to Scott:
I can certainly understand why some would be turned off by the amount of press the sex scenes get, the game comes across has rather juvenile as a result; it's really a shame because they(ME1 and ME2) are some of the best games of this gen. I just finished ME2 myself, it was fantastic, I would at least give it a chance.
JoeA replied to Capsulesn'Coffee:
Yeah I just finished it as well. It's a good game. Can't wait until 3. On a side note I went with Tali, wanted to see her face... Curse you Bioware.
