10) Other Voices
Mysterious aliens that had been orbiting the Beast Wars planet decided the Transformers had contaminated their experiments and attempted to wipe them out with a weapon called the Planet Buster. Optimus Primal valiantly flew a one-man ship up to destroy the weapon, but Megatron suddenly appeared on the ship's viewscreen and announced that the ship was under his control. Proving he was a more ruthless bastard than his namesake, he locked the ship so Optimus couldn't escape and Primal went kablooey with the alien weapon. It was a shocking moment! Also entertaining in this episode was the ongoing rivalry between the two Decepticon spiders, Tarantulus and Blackarachnia, and the crazy, pyromaniac Inferno, who really believed he was an ant and always vowed to protect "the colony" and his "queen," Megatron (much to Megatron's chagrin).
9) A Better Mousetrap
Rattrap wasn't just the Maximals' resident sarcastic joke machine; he was an ace mechanic, and proved his mettle in this episode by staying inside the Maximal base when its security system went haywire, dodging its attempts to smite him as he worked to deactivate it. Thinking Rattrap didn't survive the adventure (which he of course did), his friends eulogized him, but couldn't help waxing about his negative qualities, as well.
8) Transmutate
Beast Wars wasn't afraid to tackle the subject of euthanasia in a thinly veiled metaphor by introducing Transmutate, a new character who basically suffered from the Transformers equivalent of severe birth defects. The genderless creature was a mishmash of parts, unable to transform, lacked intelligence and was ruled by basic emotions. But it was also dangerously powerful, and neither the Predacons nor the Maximals wanted to chance having it on their team. Their solutions were slightly different, though, as Megatron wanted to put Transmutate down and Optimus wanted to put it in stasis until they could figure out what to do with the creature. But one member from each side, the Maximal Silverbolt and the Predacon Rampage, saw value in Transmutate and stood up for its continued existence; Rampage because he sensed a fellow tortured soul and Silverbolt because he believed in defending the rights of all life. When the two began to fight over Transmutate, the creature nobly sacrificed its life to prevent the opposing warriors from killing each other. Heady stuff for a cartoon, eh?
7) Bad Spark
The dark secret of the Maximals was revealed - the whole purpose of the trip that ended with them crash-landing and becoming marooned on a primitive world was to dispose of a genetic experiment gone wrong. And that experiment, a gigantic crab-beast named Protoform X (a.k.a. Rampage) with an indestructible spark (soul), had woken up and begun hunting down his former tormentors, as well as the Predacons that wanted to retrieve and recruit him. Maximal goody two-shoes Silverbolt and Predacon bad girl Blackarachnia developed an unlikely attraction (which is a bit creepy when you think about it) as they were forced to work together. Protoform X ended up in the horrifying position of having Megatron carve out and keep part of Rampage's spark in order to control the beast.
6) Gorilla Warfare
Optimus Primal got ambushed by the Predacon Scorponok, who implanted a Cyber Bee in the Maximal leader's chest. The implant was intended to alter Primal's personality so that he was too cowardly to lead, but instead it turned him into a berseker madman who gavethe entire Predacon team a legendary ass-kicking they'd never forget. Despite the fact that removing the implant would cause it to self-destruct, Optimus ripped it out of his chest and chucked it at Megatron. AWESOME.
Comments
THE PR0F3550R said:
Code of Hero #2? I think you did that just to piss us off. Code of Hero is the single best Transformers episode of all Transformers series to date. Nothing comes close to the sophistication, maturity, and overall badassness of this episode.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:04:17 AM
RGC replied to THE PR0F3550R:
No worries, man. A Dinobot episode made the list, and it was greatest moment. That's what really counts.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 10:02:16 AM
Al-n replied to THE PR0F3550R:
HELL YEAH! No doubt! Best episode EVER! Although, Agenda 1-3 is a close second place...
"I am a warrior. Let the battle be joined."
Posted 02/10/2010 at 12:48:17 PM
Korbl replied to Al-n:
"What's a warrior without his weapon?"
"A warrior still!"
*cue Dinobot slamming his stick down onto a rock, forming a crude cudgel and smacking Megatron upside the head with it like the bad ass he was.*
I hated Code of Hero when I first saw it as a little kid, because my favorite character died.
I love it now because my favorite character died with honor, purpose, dignity, and a hell of a fight.
Posted 02/15/2010 at 07:19:52 AM
invisiblemoose replied to THE PR0F3550R:
Co-signed. The Agenda had some awesome nostalgia, but it also had badass Predacon Blackarachnia turning good thanks to the power of LURRRRRRRRVE, something that always hacks me off. Sometimes, a girl just wants to be evil.
Either way, though. Nostalgia is a dime a dozen in the Transformers mythos. True pathos and drama, to the degree that Code of Hero had? THAT is something special.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 02:18:44 PM
MORS replied to THE PR0F3550R:
code of the hero was definitely the best episode of the series. the agenda was good for continuity sake but code of the hero was not only the defining moment for Dinobot but also the defining moment for the entire series.
i could watch that episode on repeat and it almost makes me forget beast machines existed. almost.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:39:46 PM
T-cake replied to THE PR0F3550R:
That was the first time a cartoon ever made me cry. Dinobot died like a damn warrior!
Posted 02/11/2010 at 02:15:12 AM
Shobogan said:
It may look primitive (now), but the animation still surpasses that of the recent Doctor Who Dreamland animated episode.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:09:10 AM
McRowan said:
I was anti-Beast Wars for years. It wasn't until Cartoon Network started showing it at 6 am weekdays that I began to give it a chance, I needed something to watch while getting ready for work and the news was pissing me off. It was a good show and with top-10 I feel inspired to see if any channel still is airing it.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:26:12 AM
MooseBerry said:
I distinctly remember crying like a bitch after watching Code of Hero...THANKS FOR REMINDING ME AND RUINING MY LIFE.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:31:02 AM
Dragonzigg said:
Code of Hero isn't just one of the best Beast Wars episodes, it's one of the best episodes of any TV show ever. I cried.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:45:03 AM
Knight & Death said:
Code of Hero is the greatest episode of Beast Wars. Of Transformers, arguably. I do love the Agenda, but it's Nerd love doesn't come close to the sophisticated, utterly believable and mournful final chapter of Dinobot. It's important because many fans of Beast Wars were too young to have seen G1 in it's original airing (such as myself, though I had seen many episodes on VHS, and the movie). As such, they did not have so much of a basis in the older series, and were completely grounded in Beast Wars. As such, it's a standalone work of art. It still makes me weep whenever I watch it.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:47:39 AM
nobody said:
while i agree that code of hero should have been number one, i think that "the agenda/optimal situation" can be seen as one-upping code of hero based on nerd factor.
while having that great story, characterization, etc., etc....i'm sure all nerds like to have their ego stroked with the superior knowledge that they, and they alone, possess about their beloved whatever. "the agenda/optimal situation" helps to give the stereotypical nerd the impetus to wallow in nerdiness...to feel superior to those that just aren't in the know.
long story short, while code of hero is pure win, "the agenda/optimal situation" is like getting a nerd blowjob from g1.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:51:48 AM
GalvaTRION said:
For once, I don't think I have an addendum or gripe about one of you's guys'lists.
Bravo.
God, this is depressing. Transformers hasn't been this good in a long, long time. This is the prime example of how to do a sequel series right. Every time someone tells me "it's a kids' cartoon, it wasn't meant for adult fans," I just point to Beast Wars. It is possible to please old fans and kids at the same time. Here's your proof.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:52:47 AM
GalvaTRION said:
And I'll just go ahead and throw this out there- I also cried. I was 14 when I saw Code of Hero, and I cried like a little girl. It was pathetic.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:56:33 AM
MooseBerry replied to GalvaTRION:
Yeah, I was like 12. I didn't know cartoon characters could die then. (Then I saw Dragonball Z and became disillusioned to the concept of death.)
Posted 02/10/2010 at 09:00:23 AM
To the Dohm said:
Hell yeah! Good list to get the day started to.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 09:02:17 AM
Neuronaut said:
I re-watched all of Beast Wars last year, aged 20. I fucking sobbed when Dinobot died. No shame.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 09:40:30 AM
Geoff said:
I don't have any real quibbles with the order of the top two, aside from the fact that I think Code of Hero is the best episode solely using concepts from the series, while a lot of the fun of the Agenda is that they acknowledged the G1 base.
In other words, Code of Hero is the best Beast Wars episode, while The Agenda is the best Transformers episode. Whichever one you prefer comes down to whether you care more about TF as a whole or BW specifically, I think.
How about a follow up list of the best Beast Machines epi... ah, right, no real point to that. Robots in Disguise! Um, yeah. Ye gods, the entire franchise was infected with shit between the end of this series and Animated's debut.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 10:13:52 AM
Rocket Raccoon said:
I loved Beast Wars (or Beasties here in Canada :\ ) Great list!!!
Posted 02/10/2010 at 10:15:23 AM
DaveT replied to Rocket Raccoon:
Lol I was waiting for someone to mention it was called Beasties.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 10:29:54 AM
The best bit of that little stupidity was that Mainframe sent a preview tape to the Toronto Star's notoriously violence-hating kids TV critic that was just the beast forms joking around with no mention of the Transformers aspect, and she wholeheartedly recommended the show.
I wonder what her reaction was after she saw the TWIN CHAINGUNS O DOOM.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 10:40:13 AM
Ranchoth said:
What, "Crossing the Rubicon" doesn't even make the bottom of the list? It was written by DC—frikkinn'—Fontana!
Posted 02/10/2010 at 10:20:35 AM
demoncat said:
i was going to be shocked if code of honor had not made the top five for it showed that a hero is willing to sacrifice himself for the cause. and tramute should have been higher up due to the argument the beast transormers were having over if they should kill trasmute intense for a cartoon as for number one that thing was really mind blowing when the beast wars characters found the g1 transformers and then having to repair origninal primes head. mind blowing
Posted 02/10/2010 at 10:27:49 AM
Anonymous said:
The best episode of Beast Machine was the series finale, because that shitty series was finally over!
Posted 02/10/2010 at 10:55:05 AM
Rabiesbunny said:
Man...what a great show. No matter how many times I watch it, Code of Hero still gets me all choked up. T___T Dinobot...
Second on Crossing the Rubicon though, that's gotta be one of my favorites.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 11:15:57 AM
kwed95 said:
Loved this show. I too was hesitant to accept BW as a Transformer show. It wasn't until season 1 ended that I realized how good it was.
The writing was top notch, only second to the whole DCAU writing. In fact, during season 1 there were hints about the Planet Buster, when they scanned the moon and said it wasn't a moon, but something else. Classic foreshadowing.
There are a ton of great episodes. Code of Hero is probably one of my favorites due to the story being told. But Transmutate, The Agenda/Optimal Situation episodes are also favorites of mine.
Unfortunately, BW is tainted by that damn horrible spin off Beast Machines. I couldn't watch that. I will never forget watching them try and transform, but they couldn't. Plus the last episode where Cybertron turns into a green planet!!! WTF!?!?!?
We need a list of top 10 worst BM episodes.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 11:18:54 AM
Black Snow said:
Great list. Like pretty much every "Beast Wars" fan ever I agree that "Code of Hero" is the undisputed number one. It shouldn't be dethroned by a fanwanky episode.
The only other change I'd make is dumping an episode like "Coming of the Fuzors" for the vastly underrated "Dark Designs." Evil Rhinox was cool back then before "Beast Machines" destroyed the concept. The simple fact that he was too evil that Megatron couldn't control him and he was capable of quickly taking out all of the Predacons was genius.
It's always the calm, quiet ones...
Posted 02/10/2010 at 11:21:18 AM
Anonymous said:
Flip 1&2 and I'll agree 100%.
CoH was where Dinobot brought out his Pimp hand to the Preds, and got a great (paraphrased from Shakespeare) death monologue.
I don't think I'm the only one who thinks this here, but I believe BW was a better TV show than G1. Hell, TF: Animated was a better show than G1.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 12:01:21 PM
Invader Toph said:
I love Beast Wars. And it good to see that it's finally getting its props. I was so mad when it ended. I always felt that it never got the recognition that it deserved. Especially compared to the other Transformer series.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 12:41:37 PM
TM2 Dinobot said:
Man, I can not describe how much I LOVE Beast Wars! I mention it piratically every day. it is the entire basis for every geek glory moment I have. I can name every episode in order and quote most of them. I just... there's no way Beast Wars was bad. The worst thing about it was how short it was.
Point of interests, You said Decepticon instead of Predacon, rattrap was the demolitions expert, and you have the wrong episode linked to Bad Spark.
Also, I agree that Agenda beat out Code of Hero (which made me cry for days) but look at it like this. It took 4 episodes to equal CoH's 1. :)
Posted 02/10/2010 at 01:02:02 PM
Terry said:
Can we get a clip of Megatron in his T-rex with roller skates mode? Cause that was awesome and adorable.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 01:14:34 PM
Bad Brendan said:
I loved the finale (at least i think it was the finale) when Waspinator lost his mind and tore off his predicon symbol like it was just a decal on a toy. I laughed out loud at that.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 01:48:18 PM
choHIlqoq said:
YAY! =D
Suck it Bayformers! BOOSH and or KA-KOW!
Posted 02/10/2010 at 01:58:21 PM
Iwpach said:
I actually met Garry Chalke (Optimus Primal) at Botcon '01,so that makes this list all the better.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 01:59:58 PM
Farglesnarf said:
Transmutate used to scare the shit out of me when I was little. Now it's one of my favorite episodes.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 02:07:35 PM
nic said:
trying to rewatch this show right now just made me realize its impossible to watch this show without your beast wars toys amirte?
Posted 02/10/2010 at 02:07:57 PM
spoon-man42 said:
Fuck that. Code of Hero should be #1! dammit, now i want to watch Beast Wars again! such a great series!
Posted 02/10/2010 at 03:00:26 PM
jidasfire said:
To this day I still have some friends who consider Beast Wars inferior because it isn't the original series. It's rare that I say anyone's opinion is objectively wrong, but in this case, that is so. Beast Wars had superior plot and characterization to any Transformers series and almost any animated series from its era period. I'd put it against Gargoyles, Exo-Squad, and Batman: The Animated Series for best cartoon of the 90's.
Also, I still cry when I watch Code of Hero. If you don't, you are not human.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 03:52:08 PM
Anonymous replied to jidasfire:
"I'd put it against Gargoyles, Exo-Squad, and Batman: The Animated Series for best cartoon of the 90's."
Gargoyles AND BtAS?! and you'd loose that bet.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 07:34:27 PM
Elan' Rodger Trinidad said:
I think Marv Wolfman was credited with writing some of these episodes.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 04:41:47 PM
Elan' Rodger Trinidad said:
And they should fucking continue Beast Machines!!
Posted 02/10/2010 at 04:44:29 PM
PrivateBlinky said:
I sympathize with everyone who feels Code of Hero should be #1; but Agenda will always be my first pick, just for one fact alone...
... Megatron's monologue as he destroys G1's Optimus Prime.
That instance to me, showed just how bad-ass the Beast Wars Megatron was; intelligent with his words as always, but crazy enought to destroy the Autobots at any cost, even for the possible price of his own existence. (I'm sure he didn't contemplate that minor detail at the time).
To me, BW's Megatron is the one to all others will be measured to for the rest of time.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 04:58:06 PM
Mike said:
I love me some Beast Wars.
I met Scott McNeil a few years ago at Otakon after I'd been dumped, and he was awesome. Everyone was telling him how they loved him in Gundam Wing, or Dragon Ball Z. I walked up and said that he was all of my favorite Transformers.
He then started arguing with himself in all the voices. It was one of the greatest moments of my life. (He was Waspinator, Silverbolt, Rattrap and Dinobot for any of you young'uns who aren't hip to the Beast Wars. I can't believe I just typed that sentence. I should probably erase it. But no, I'll just pretend I didn't say anything. . . . SLAG.)
Posted 02/10/2010 at 05:22:29 PM
JOE said:
Please do a list of the best G1 episodes. My nostalga overrides all sense of quality or logic.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 07:39:48 PM
rickicker said:
well, since you've got a sound argument, guess it's time for me to retire my "TRUKK NOT MUNKY" protest signboard.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 08:37:16 PM
JesseMXGangl said:
Great list. I really want to bust out my DVDs and watch the show again now.
I do think Beast Machines gets a bad rap without good cause. While there were a few glaring problems with it, the show was high concept and took Transformers in a brave new direction that was neat and compelling for 26 episodes, though I wouldn't necessarily want it to become the standard. I think most people hate on the show because they can't cope with the concept itself irregardless of how well it was executed. The backlash against Beast Machines gave us RiD, Armada, Energon, and Cybertron, which were frankly just tedious shows. Beast Machines puts them all to shame and is second only to Beast Wars in my book.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 09:13:39 PM
Darth Shoju said:
All the people saying they remember watching "episode X" when they were a kid are making me feel fucking old. I was watching this show when I was finishing frigging university.
Thanks you little punks.
Now get off my lawn!
Posted 02/10/2010 at 09:41:11 PM
Tony replied to Darth Shoju:
I am so glad to see this show mentioned. Definitely on my top ten shows of all time. I think the animation remains superior (Better than the Clone Wars) as is the storytelling.
I love Inferno. I love this show.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 09:52:42 PM
Tony replied to Darth Shoju:
I am so glad to see this show mentioned. Definitely on my top ten shows of all time. I think the animation remains superior (Better than the Clone Wars) as is the storytelling.
I love Inferno. I love this show.
Posted 02/10/2010 at 10:08:34 PM
Ubiq said:
Add me to the list of people who think that Code of Hero should have topped the list as it's the greatest episode in Transformers history with the single word "OVERRIDE!" probably being the best moment in that TF series or any other.
Posted 02/11/2010 at 01:53:00 AM
T-cake said:
I Loved this show...I don't mean I loved it like people say they casually love chocolate or the color red, I was literally in love with it- I spent every morning of my childhood in front of the TV watching beast wars and if I missed one ep. I threw a total bitch fit.
I can say with certainty that Beast wars made me a nerd. As a little girl I was always on the cusp of nerdery but Beast wars put me over the edge, I traded in my barbie dolls for a Blackarachnia-
But it wasn't until I got older (I own all three seasons on DVD and still watch them on occasion) that I realized there were some really adult themes in that show- which adds a very weird factor to the whole...transformer's thing. Sexual situations and tensions between the characters that may be a little creepy (It sure as hell sounds creepy now that I read over that...) but really make them interesting and give them that extra depth that transcended the bad CG and out there plots.
Posted 02/11/2010 at 02:11:51 AM
Super King said:
"wah wah wah. Beast Machines wah wah wah."
Yeah, Beast Machies was awful.
Four rules necessary to making a good (non Beast Wars or Animated)Transformers show:
1)Keep all of that shitty originality & uniqueness that was prevalent in Beast Wars/ Machines out of transformers.
2)Recycle the same tired g1 themes, tweaking them only slightly, to create the illusion of being something new or original.
3)Use the same popular (G1) characters in every show/toyline.
4)Never,ever violate the absolutely sacrosanct rule: Thou shalt never allow such things as plot or character development, EVER!!!110!!1!!)!()!0
Posted 02/11/2010 at 02:31:39 AM
Geoff replied to Super King:
There's one rule that matters:
Don't let the Japanese get their hands on the scripts.
Posted 02/11/2010 at 09:42:40 AM
Des said:
Beast Wars was tight man, it was a great cartoon. Better than the one that followed it if you ask me. But if you can love Beast Wars, why all the Reboot hate?
Posted 02/11/2010 at 02:37:43 AM
Arcane said:
Rattrap says "Die-cast technology, they don't make 'em like they used to."
Posted 02/11/2010 at 10:47:02 AM
Thad said:
It's been a few years, but IIRC Blackarachnia's betrayal in Optimal Situation was to save her own skin. To wit: she was originally a Maximal protoform; if the Maximals never existed, neither did she. She didn't actually switch sides for the POWER OF LOVE until Crossing the Rubicon.
Posted 02/11/2010 at 12:32:22 PM
scott hall said:
If youve ever watched this show you know damn well there are no best episodes cause the fact remains that this is an abysmal fucking mess of a show that sucked from tits to toes.
Posted 02/13/2010 at 11:17:53 AM
coughman said:
i remember watching this as a kid and loving it, but i also remember that the episodes NEVER aired in order
Posted 02/13/2010 at 03:32:08 PM






