Do Not Get in a Snowball Fight with Dolph Lundgren
Dolph Lundgren’s ridiculous adventures continue, and I think I have even less idea of what’s happening now. Admittedly, I forgot to post Volume 3 — where Dolph infiltrates a Swedish gay bar in full Village People regalia, then gets drunk and sings karaoke — but that really does seem to have much to do with this volume, where Dolph visits an older woman in jail. Oh, and kicks a few people’s asses by turning snow into a deadly weapon. How? Because Dolph Lundgren, man. Weren’t you paying attention? Thanks to Tomb for the tips.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.