I'VE GOT THE JOY JOY JOY JOY DOWN IN MY HEART
DOWN IN MY HEART
DOWN IN MY HEAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH *face melts*

This must be by the same guy that was trying to bring Jesus to the Klingons a few months ago. Or something.

It never fails to sadden me when Christians try to co-opt popular culture in an attempt to show potential converts how "hip" or "cool" they are.
The money they spent on this "message" would have been better spent, oh I don't know, feeding or clothing the poor or something. But that wouldn't be cool..
You want to show me how cool you are? Hang out with prostitutes, thieves, and murders, provide us with booze, and lash money changers or other people making money off religion with a whip...you know, like Jesus did.

I'VE GOT THE JOY JOY JOY DOWN IN MY HEART
DOWN IN MY HEART
DOWN IN MY HEARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH *face melts*

What the shazbut?

I never realised Klingons could rock a mean guitar like that.

Wow. Nice Christian attitude.

See, it's 'Christianity' like this that makes most of the world hate Christians as a whole. I go to a Bible college and I only know one person on the whole of campus who would think this was actually a good thing. It doesn't even make sense! Circumcision isn't even a Christian tradition! It's Jewish! Granted, the Torah makes up the first part of the Bible, but still! They're different, people! Grrr... And was it just me, or was their spaceship a toy whale with bits of plastic stuck on it and then painted silver? Wow, people... just wow...

I wonder how they would feel if/when Q showed up? either way peremptory, thanks Q!

Amen, TrapJaw.

Is nothing fucking sacred to you people?!?!

Yup. I'll be crying myself to sleep tonight.

Oh, and did they just smear the Klingon actors with feces? Seems about right, in this case.

This might be hilarious, but I'll never know because I couldn't bring myself to be subjected to more thsn 58 seconds of this unbelievable pap.

Eff this, im going to re-read the Fan Service post.

seeing this video proves that star trek message can be corrupted by those who take their religeon to its judgemental stage seeing that made me wish the klingon's ship blasted that enterprise. and that Satan is no doubt laughing and hates star trek

huh whatcha know
Everything truly is terrible.
Sigh ;)

The Christians really screwed this one up. Is it me, or did they make the Klingons seem way cooler than the humans?

If anything, this only proves that contemporary Christian music should be classified as a biological weapon.

My brain is melting. Is this for real, or is this someone's idea of a crazy idea they came up after a night of drinking?

was that one klingon trying to be Hulk Hogan?

The dude in white (God's Rock Star or whoever) kinda resembles a young Glenn Beck. Just an observation I had while crying out to Evil Flying Jesus to smite the Klingons.

First time I ever stopped to consider a Klingon penis. Surprising really.

But question... would this have to be licensed (I presume Klingon, phaser etc are trademarked)? Does that mean it was sold to them or this could have been lawsuit city?

This lil Aussie doesn't understand America sometimes. Particularly the loony Christians.

By Unicron's beard!
That is almost as idiotic as Willie Aames [Hank from the 1980's Animated D&D series]playing Bibleman. =O

I'll be waiting for the J.J Abrams Reboot!!!!

So this was serious??? 0_o

Wesley Crusher doesn't seem all that annoying after watching this.

That's one of the most earwormy ways I've ever heard to wish someone was dead. I don't think that's the way God intended Christian music to be used. Then again, I don't think God intended to have a ship led by a Captain "Retard" either.

The Klingons, however, rock!

HAHAHAHAaaaah I hate life sometimes.

That is most certainly a mountain captain Kirk would NOT climb!!

This is the last time anyone will ever hear from me.

Wow, that was just... awful.

Wow, I almost stopped watching it until I realized that the dude in white who calls them Uncircumsized and plays guitar is Blaine Bartel.
He was the youth pastor for Oneighty in Tulsa, OK for a long time, and is now Sr Pastor of a church in Frisco Tx.

Captain Retard... I'll admit it: I laughed.

Wow... was that serious? Is there a church somewhere that seriously expected that to increase the numbers in their congregation?

I really hope not. I really, really hope this was all tongue-in-cheek...

Wait a second, what was --


Was that --


Did I just...like...hit my head really hard,and, you know...

...this is why I don't do drugs.

Oh, and another thing:


I can edit better than that in my freaking sleep, and I haven't been at an editing bay in ten years.

Guess we should consider ourselves lucky they didn't encounter the Romans-ulans.

"I shall fight this uncircumcised philistone!" should become an interweb meme right this minute.

Screw the insane conservative proselytizing... I'm pissed that they dared to mix three eras of Star Trek uniform together and the Klingons hang out in the local youth pastor's basement recording studio! You will burn for this blasphemy, Christian pedagogues!

So if Jesus hates Klingons, how does he feel about Kzinti?

I honestly didn't find this that bad, as long as your looking at it in a tounge-in-cheek sort of way. I mean every good series has parodys, some better than others, so I understand why they used Trek; I don't let it phase me. I thought the song at the end was pretty funny, too. :D

And Captain Retard? I don't understand how that has anything to do with Christans. I mean, I might of chuckled at the kick me sign but...