HOLY F@#$LLAMAS RYAN REYNOLDS IS WEARING THE GREEN LANTERN RING
Those hard-hitting journalists and masters of placing two images next to each other at Comic Book Movie.com have found a picture of Ryan Reynolds, who’s just begun shooting Green Lantern in New Orleans, wearing the Green Lantern power ring! I know! I can hardly stop masturbating long enough to type this article! But check out this incredible pic!
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?See? There’s a small smudge on Reynolds’ right hand! It’s got to be the ring! Or some dirt! Or a smudge on the camera! Since the picture is from 300 feet or so away and blurry besides, it’s a little difficult to tell! But it’s probably the ring! And one day, when we can distinguish any possible characteristics about it, it’ll be super-exciting! WHEEEEEEEE
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.