• Oh lordy! Whatever happened to the blow up doll lol!

• I didn't think it was possible, but you actually found a way to make this worse. Bravo, I guess?

• This is fucked up...

• Aren't there too many men and not enough women throughout Asia? I guess that accounts for some of this insanity?

• I was hoping the same thing

• ZING!

• I'd like to delude myself into thinking that, since I can't see Fate too clearly, he married the season 3 adult version, not the third-grader version from the first two seasons. Please, nobody ruin this delusion with the truth.

• When will Asians stop marrying inanimate objects?

• He's just trying to one up the guy who married the video game. Also get the same kind of attention he did. I'M ON TO YOU, PILLOWCASE MAN!

• LOL!

• The proper headline would have been 'Nutcase marries pillowcase'.

• >Lost fate in humanity >fate OH U

• I am going to teach in South Korea. If I see this man and his bride, I'll be sure to let everybody know. What kind of wedding gift do you buy for a man and his pillow? Fabric softener? Shout? Straight jacket?

• You see, even though I was aware you were implying to help me pay for a hooker, I subverted your expectations by pretending that I thought you were offering to help me pay for a lovely romantic dinner with a girl of my choosing.

• is their marriage even legal for after all the bride is a pillow not a live person or creature.and if the marriage should wind up failing would the guy have to pay the pillow bride any money or could he claim well she is a pillow and not have to. talk about crazy things done in love but this takes the cake.

• So ronery.

• Fail.

• Dear Japan, Enclosed is the result of what your national obsession with sex has wrought. It seems that your nymphomania has grown out of control to the point that it is leaking into the surrounding nations. So for your saftey and your neighbors, we are sending you to three years of rehabilitation for addiction to sex. Sincerly, The United Nations.

• Good call. I don't really have a spare $50 anyway. Stupid rent...and food...and power...and cable. If only I could live without those things.

• You know, though...fox news might just be okay with it. Because it's female. And white.

• Spoken like a man of rare experience.

• This man is sick. I mean, its okay to fuck your pillow after you've gotten a little Captain in you--- but you don't marry it on television.

• Same reason newspapers report horrible car crashes.

• Whelp... time to go burn my Misa Death Note pillow before people start expecting this from me...

• Words can't begin to describe how sad that is. A glance through the front page of that site makes it seem like it's par for the course with that crowd though. This is why the anime/manga nerds are the only nerds I go out of my way to avoid at all costs.

• Fox News won't care until an AMERICAN does it. Then it'll be hellfire & brimstone and bad editing. Between America's "Boy+Girl ONLY" stance and the world's "Anything+Everything" policy, maybe we can find a happy medium where any consenting adults can marry. Or is that notion just too out there?

• This is just.....sad. Pathetic and sad.

• Heh. :)

• OMG! I can't bealive this. This is the most insane thing I've ever seen.

• This is sick. Marriage is a supposed to be a sacred pact between a man and a RealDoll.

• What a loser. *goes back to searching for Sonic 3 cheatcodes*

• That filthy whore! Does marriage mean nothing to her?

• but how is 'she' earning income... ~shudders~

• Not even if he decides he wants a three-way. You have to hand it to Korea though...I mean, we don't even let "the gays" get married. Of course, one of the biggest arguments people always seem to use against the idea is that if we let gay people get married, next we'll have to let people marry their pets, or an inanimate object. So I guess, maybe fox news really WAS on to something. Anybody want to start taking bets as to how long it's gonna be before they pick up and start running with this story, while tying it to gay marriage and how we can't let this happen here?

• I could see this if it allowed you to file as married on your tax return.

• "let me slipcover into something more comfortable"

• Do you think she'll complain if he gets bored with her and starts sleeping with a younger, cleaner pillowcase?

• Thanks, but I think it would be better if I used my own money to pay for a nice steak dinner.

• You seem like a decent enough guy, so if you ever think you might be getting close to THAT desperate, let me know. I'll personally put $50 towards "the cause".

• You know, I probably shouldn't admit this...but I can kinda see it. I mean sure, she's not going to have his dinner waiting when he gets home, but she also won't cry or run and tell the neighbors when he... uh, let's say "reminds" her that that's her job as his wife. She also won't bitch at him if he wants to watch SportsCenter, or complain about the fact that they're living in his mother's basement. And I bet she does anal.

• I'll never complain about my love life again.

• Checked out what the character actually looks like... it is a Loli uping the creepiness quotient by a lot.

• Sooner or later, two of these freaks are gonna lay claim to the same character and things will get hilarious.

• That things probably covered with miscellaneous stains and residue...

• The pillow wore white, huh? Yeah right!

• The pillow being a weird color freaks me out

• I may die cold and alone, a pathetic shell of a man, never having felt another body rub against me in an act of pure, beautiful passion. But I will never be that.

• Bonita will be so happy!

• I want to make a joke. I really do. The wheels are spinning, but nothings coming out. So that's it. I'm taking my ball and going home. I don't wanna play anymore.

• And it isn't even FFF time!

• Well, if that's the case, then it looks like TheRealMrsOptimusPrime can go marry one of these: http://www.toyglobe.com/pimages/transformer/bmovieplush_01.jpg

• Why are you posting this? Why is anyone?

• That's it, I lost fate in humanity

• Today's Fan Fiction Friday: Fate Testarossa Pillowcase and Crazy Korean Guy in "Wed'em and Bed'em"

• if it's for realz then this, and the manllows of Jacob/Edward are actually good news - they won't be reproducing. oh, they'll try....

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