if it's for realz then this, and the manllows of Jacob/Edward are actually good news - they won't be reproducing. oh, they'll try....

Today's Fan Fiction Friday: Fate Testarossa Pillowcase and Crazy Korean Guy in "Wed'em and Bed'em"

That's it, I lost fate in humanity

Why are you posting this? Why is anyone?

Well, if that's the case, then it looks like TheRealMrsOptimusPrime can go marry one of these:

http://www.toyglobe.com/pimages/transformer/bmovieplush_01.jpg

I want to make a joke. I really do. The wheels are spinning, but nothings coming out. So that's it. I'm taking my ball and going home. I don't wanna play anymore.

I may die cold and alone, a pathetic shell of a man, never having felt another body rub against me in an act of pure, beautiful passion. But I will never be that.

The pillow being a weird color freaks me out

The pillow wore white, huh? Yeah right!

That things probably covered with miscellaneous stains and residue...

Sooner or later, two of these freaks are gonna lay claim to the same character and things will get hilarious.

Checked out what the character actually looks like... it is a Loli uping the creepiness quotient by a lot.

I'll never complain about my love life again.

You know, I probably shouldn't admit this...but I can kinda see it.

I mean sure, she's not going to have his dinner waiting when he gets home, but she also won't cry or run and tell the neighbors when he... uh, let's say "reminds" her that that's her job as his wife. She also won't bitch at him if he wants to watch SportsCenter, or complain about the fact that they're living in his mother's basement.

And I bet she does anal.

"let me slipcover into something more comfortable"

I could see this if it allowed you to file as married on your tax return.

What a loser.
*goes back to searching for Sonic 3 cheatcodes*

This is sick. Marriage is a supposed to be a sacred pact between a man and a RealDoll.

OMG! I can't bealive this. This is the most insane thing I've ever seen.

This is just.....sad. Pathetic and sad.

Words can't begin to describe how sad that is. A glance through the front page of that site makes it seem like it's par for the course with that crowd though. This is why the anime/manga nerds are the only nerds I go out of my way to avoid at all costs.

Whelp... time to go burn my Misa Death Note pillow before people start expecting this from me...

This man is sick. I mean, its okay to fuck your pillow after you've gotten a little Captain in you---

but you don't marry it on television.

Dear Japan,

Enclosed is the result of what your national obsession with sex has wrought. It seems that your nymphomania has grown out of control to the point that it is leaking into the surrounding nations. So for your saftey and your neighbors, we are sending you to three years of rehabilitation for addiction to sex.

Sincerly,
The United Nations.

Fail.

So ronery.

is their marriage even legal for after all the bride is a pillow not a live person or creature.and if the marriage should wind up failing would the guy have to pay the pillow bride any money or could he claim well she is a pillow and not have to. talk about crazy things done in love but this takes the cake.

I am going to teach in South Korea. If I see this man and his bride, I'll be sure to let everybody know.

What kind of wedding gift do you buy for a man and his pillow? Fabric softener? Shout? Straight jacket?

The proper headline would have been 'Nutcase marries pillowcase'.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?

He's just trying to one up the guy who married the video game. Also get the same kind of attention he did.

I'M ON TO YOU, PILLOWCASE MAN!

When will Asians stop marrying inanimate objects?

I'd like to delude myself into thinking that, since I can't see Fate too clearly, he married the season 3 adult version, not the third-grader version from the first two seasons. Please, nobody ruin this delusion with the truth.

This is fucked up...