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So tell me which anime character you hate most and why. I'm a little too fried to think of mine right now (oh, I have plenty of candidates, but I want to be sure) so I'm sure you'll excuse me using a picture of the generally awful Miaka from Fushigi Yugi as the art here. You each get one entry, the contest ends on March 22nd at 12:01 pm EST, and I'll be awarding shirts for both the Most Awful Character and the Best Argument Why This Character Is Awful, so people can pick anyone, as long as they have a decent reason behind it. Note: All entries featuring One Piece characters will be instantly deemed invalid, as every single One Piece character is totally awesome. Have a great weekend!
Comments
Sean said:
Anything from Inuyasha. If I need to explain this, you've never watched good anime to know the difference. May God have pity on your soul if that's the case.
Failing that, I'd go with the princess from Voltron. Cuz C'mon.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:14:55 PM
Sean replied to Sean:
I want to add an ammendment: the monk from Inuyasha was actually kind of cool.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:16:53 PM
I think a truly awful character would not need a comparison to know why the character is awful. If you like a character until something better comes along, then it's less about hate than you're a flake. A truly AWFUL character sucks without comparison.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:18:47 PM
Sean replied to MattK:
I agree a truly awful character needs no comparison. However, there are actually misguided miscreant anime "fans" who try to champion what is essentially catgirl relationship porn in Inuyasha. Aside from that monk with the void-hand, the cast is balls. Plus, the entire series run basically consists of someone either screaming "Inuyasha!" (in case you forgot what you were watching becasue your brain shut down in protest), "Kagome!" or some kind of attack name. Fuck Inuyasha.
Except for the monk.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:21:23 PM
DoctorSmashy said:
I don't hate anime! I just don't watch it! CURSE YOU, BRICKEN! I'm never gonna get a shirt at this rate.
This is gonna take some thought. I only ever really watch Miyazaki stuff....
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:15:02 PM
Rob replied to DoctorSmashy:
Don't stop believin', DoctorSmashy. I'm sure your time is coming.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:22:33 PM
DoctorSmashy replied to Rob:
Holy crap a reply from Rob!
This is worth a thousand shirts! *sniff*
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:26:27 PM
SpiderHyphenMan replied to Rob:
I also don't watch anime, because I don't know of any that aren't
A. Half filler (DBZ, Naruto, Etc.)
B. Shamelessly pandering to the stereotypical anime fan by featuring a bunch of overly-sexualized teenage girls who get wet for fat smelly dudes.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:28:42 PM
DoctorSmashy replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
What do you care? You already WON A SHIRT!
*breaks down in tears*
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:30:34 PM
SpiderHyphenMan replied to DoctorSmashy:
Next time I win a shirt and you get an honorable mention, I'll have Rob give it to you.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:34:23 PM
DoctorSmashy replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
I don't need your pity! You will all rue the day you crossed DoctorSmashy.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:38:31 PM
KingPsyz rolls with Valor replied to DoctorSmashy:
And lo, another Rogue was added to the galley of many that SpiderHyphenMan must face every day
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:11:42 PM
DoctorSmashy replied to KingPsyz rolls with Valor:
This would make an awesome comic book!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:31:50 PM
SpiderHyphenMan replied to kalyarn:
New Contest: Photoshop a comic cover of me fighting Doctor Smashy.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:11:41 PM
RubyRoses replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
But really to defeat him just spell out "Spiderman" but I'm guessing it'll be a "calm before the storm" so defeat before he hits the capslock...
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:26:35 PM
SpiderHyphenMan replied to RubyRoses:
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Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:11:33 PM
SpiderHyphenMan replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
That...that didn't work
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:13:17 PM
RubyRoses replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
In that time I could've defeated you! DEFEATED YOU!
Posted 03/22/2010 at 12:05:34 AM
SpiderHyphenMan replied to kalyarn:
ALL I WANTED WAS SOME GODDAMN ANIME RECCOMENDATIONS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:12:35 PM
Capo Del Bandito replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
Gungrave is a decent anime, though the voice acting at the end is annoying. I forget her name, but the daughter of the mafia boss at the end of the series is a loud screechy creature who never shuts up and *makes* me want her to get shot.
Gankutsuou is the ONLY adaptation of Count of Monte Cristo worth watching. At least until HBO or Showtime does a multiple season tv show following every plotline from the book, including the crossdressing lesbian and the driving a man insane bit.
Cromartie High School is the only anime in existence that has Freddie Mercury as a character. Enough said.
Cowboy Bebop, but everyone says that.
The Hellsing movies (not the tv show) is an epic tale of vampires, werewolves, nazi vampires, and sword flinging palidans.
Baccano is a great one too: Bootlegging in the 30s with a bit of immortality mixed into the jazz (pun intended).
Berserk is a good one. Pretty much Conan the Barbarian but in a different time period.
Black Lagoon is a more modern style of Cowboy Bebop. The characters aren't as ambiguous and deep, but it's damn good fun involving rogues, smuggling, Colombian cartels, Russian Mafia, the Triads, and the Italian mafia thrown in for good measure.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:14:38 PM
J.H. replied to Capo Del Bandito:
Not as deep as Cowboy Bebop?
Black Lagoon is a giant debate between Nihilism and Existentialism with action scenes as an intermission. It also points out the hypocisy of the the old hard line soviets that abandonend their beleifs and entered organized crime.
While I adore Bebop (it isa top 5 all time anime for me) to write off Black Lagoon as being "not as deep" is absolutely incorrect...
Posted 03/20/2010 at 10:50:32 AM
coughman replied to Capo Del Bandito:
ive still got issues with gungrave for that absolutely retarded plot point where that woman dumps the main character and hooks up with the mob-boss, and he's fine with it
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:40:39 PM
GeneralSkar replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
I have watched many anime, but the only one that avoids fan service and filler almost completely is Eden of the East.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:35:49 PM
Gleeman replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
Off the top of my head:
Kino's Journey
Haibane Renmei
Last Exile
Planetes
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit
Gunslinger Girl (first season)
Now and Then, Here and There
Not a panty shot or jiggling boob in the bunch, that I can recall. Though the last two venture into the 'fan-disservice' category at times.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 10:28:22 PM
SpookyElectric replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
ooh!ooh! Boogiepop Phantom! (whence me name comes from)--the japanese answer to David Lynch. do it. it are amaze you.
Posted 03/23/2010 at 02:04:05 PM
ZADL replied to DoctorSmashy:
"Rue the day?" Who talks like that. Well, go on. Get ruing. I want to see some nice old school ruing practice. On the count of three....
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:00:06 PM
mescatraz33 replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
Dude... My sentiments exactly! Luckily, there's manga, and since this contest has the word "Worst" in the title, it's not too hard... And DoctorSmashy, if you're reading this, getting a comment from Rob isn't worth 1000 t-shirts... It's worth 50,000 and a handshake from Eiichiro Oda (WAITING FOR 50,000 T-SHIRTS AND NERD GOD HANDSHAKE)...
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:44:14 PM
section_09 said:
Lynn Minmay from Macross/Robotech Saga. Dear god, I have to cringe every time I hear the phrase "To be in love...".
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:19:20 PM
ZADL replied to section_09:
Did you realize that Lynn Minmei has 13 chances, THIRTEEN SEPARATE CHANCES to die in the first 4 episodes? She nearly gets stepped on, blown up, falls out of a plane, get squished by a Veritech or sucked into its engine, get squished by a Zentradi, be shot, die in a high speed impact a couple times, narrowly misses getting get sucked into space, asphyxiate, starve, dehydrate, and finally narrowly avoided a giant piece of space hardware crushing her to death, and the worst that happened to her was coitus interruptus caused by that same damn near Minmei-crushing thing when she desperately needed a deep dicking from Rick-Fucking-Wuss-With-Women Hunter. I WAS ROBBED AT LEAST 13 TIMES OF HER DEATH. And those are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head. Roy Fokker would got her through all that and then fucked the living shit out of her before they got to the water and food part.
13 FUCKING TIMES!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:47:45 PM
Papasan replied to section_09:
You stole mine... This contest is now dead to me.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:30:13 AM
Geoff replied to section_09:
Minmei should have been excluded from consideration. For most of us, she was the first...
... the first incredibly annoying anime female who was written into the series to draw Japanese girls to the program, but who wound up being hated by everyone in the West [any girls in my school who liked Robotech HATED Minmei and wanted to see her die just as much as anyone else].
I still stand by my final answer downthread because he represented a flaw in an entire series, but sweet christ was Minmei annoying.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 11:07:59 AM
SpecterM91 said:
There's no fucking question about it, it's Gendo Ikari. Now, he's quite the bad ass, obviously, but he's easily biggest asshole of a character that has ever existed. Let's just take a few seconds to recount his unparalleled dickishness...
Disowned his kid, warping him into a whiny little cunt.
He put his dead wife's soul into a giant robot, which seems awesome, but is quite the douche move, considering the EVAs periodically have large tubes containing emo kids inserted into their spinal columns.
He fucks a chick's mom, gets her killed, then fucks the aforementioned chick years later, THEN shoots her into a pool of angel blood.
He seemingly makes up for all his dealings with Shinji by giving him a giant robot, which every kid wants. How is this evil? He paints the thing fucking bright purple. Not cool.
He eventually gets tired of having a little bitch for a kid and clones his dead wife into the kid he really wanted, then forces his real kid to work with her constantly. Meaning, not only is he torturing Shinji by making him work with a kid that his own father pays more attention to, he's making him form a romantic relationship with a chick who is basically his mom, possibly just so he can laugh at him and call him a mother fucker behind his back.
He triggers the end of the world, then feels it necessary to feel Rei, an underage clone girl, up before shit gets real. Sure, it may look like he's doing to combine ADAM and LILITH, but he's really just a flaming pedobear. Why else would he have Rei and Asuka run around in skin tight scuba suits all the time?
In the end, yeah, he's awesome, but he's easily the biggest asshole in the medium of anime.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:23:39 PM
peer_gynt said:
Worse character ever: the tentacle monster. From: hentai at large. Explanation: I... I don't really need to explain, do I?
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:24:31 PM
Lauren said:
This isn't really an anime character but the first thing that popped in to my head was the narrator from Dragon Ball Z.
Yes, I know Vegita's dead; you don't need to tell me at the beginning of every single episode after the fact. GAH! That was annoying.
I always ended up fast forwarding.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:26:59 PM
Josh B said:
Koenma in Yu Yu Hakusho. It's bad enough to have someone withhold knowledge and expect you to solve any (and every) problem that crops up with out it, but this kid, is a kid. As in baby.
The annoying voice really seals it, and all the comic relief he's supposed to be is ruined.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:27:38 PM
Teeks said:
What about 4Kids versions of One Piece characters? They all suck.
And if not than Naruto. Nobody can argue otherwise that Naruto is not a terrible, terrible character.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:28:02 PM
Kirtro said:
Makoto Itou from the school days anime. do I even NEED to explain what is wrong with this litle fucker?(no pun intended)
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:30:30 PM
Lachlann said:
I know this is going to be viewed as a Troll, but....
Can there possibly be anyone worse than Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion?
Seriously?
Look, let's just pull straight from the wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinji_Ikari
Start at Paragraph 2, sentence 2 under "Asuka."
..."At the start of the movie, Shinji is shown with Asuka in her hospital room, begging her for help and trying to rouse her from unconsciousness. He accidentally pulls loose her vital sign monitors, exposing her breasts; he masturbates to this sight, but is horrified and disgusted with himself for doing so."
Followed later in the same paragraph with, "...Again, he begs Asuka for help, while also revealing his true feelings for Asuka ("I want to help you [in some way]... and to stay with you....You're the only person who can help me.") Asuka denies his pleas, attacking (in her view) the selfish nature of his perceived motives. Overwhelmed with his own hopelessness, Shinji loses control and strangles her."
Seriously, what else needs to be said?
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:30:38 PM
SpiderHyphenMan replied to Lachlann:
Oh hey thanks now I don't need to watch it.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:33:15 PM
SpecterM91 replied to Lachlann:
You know you'd jerk it in the same situation. Don't knock the poor boy for wanting some tits after all the daddy issues and unintentional clone incest he's been forced through.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:33:56 PM
Anonymous replied to SpecterM91:
you had me at 'unintentional clone incest'.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:38:47 PM
Hardware_man replied to Lachlann:
You beat me to it .... Shinji has ruined for me an anime series that should have been perfect. Giant arcane cyborg mechs fighting "angels". How good is that? Yet we have to spend an entire episode watching whiny bitch Shinji moping around a train station on a rainy day. I'm all for character development and depth but come on.
Here endeth the rant.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:48:50 PM
The Amazing Rando replied to Hardware_man:
I hate Shinji too, here's probably the luckiest guy on Earth. He's got not one, not two but THREE!!! hot girls just begging... BEGGING!!!!! for his cock, but all he does is bitch about how his Daddy doesn't love him enough or give him enough attention, or What was his role in the universe is. UGH
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:02:59 PM
Invader Toph replied to The Amazing Rando:
No fair! You totally took mine! I hated that whiney piece of crap. He brought the whole series down for me. The only person that I hate more than him is Naruto.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:18:27 PM
Anonymous replied to Hardware_man:
Try watching Rebuild of Evangelion 2.0 instead. 90% less whining, 200% more shinji going BATSHIT INSANE on the angels.
Rebuild-Shinji is fucking awesome.
Posted 03/25/2010 at 11:54:29 PM
Bosque replied to Lachlann:
You totally hit it Lachlann.
I've seen hundred's of anime and a lot of them suck, but no show had the promise of Evangaleon dumped completely by one shitty character, Shinji Akari. All right, I get it he has self worth issues 'cause daddy doesn't love him, but the problem is that he doesn't change as a result of his fantastic circumstances.
Let me get this straight, there's a teenage boy, in charge of piloting a gigantic biotic robot, that routinely saves the world on a team with two hotties. Yet, at the end of the series I (as the viewer) am still absolutely certain that this kid will die of auto-erotic asphyxiation because he remains as awkward and depressing as ever.
I hate Shinji Akiri because he is a case of arrested character development, but more importantly than that because he lived through my fantasies of giant robo, without ever becoming likable, confident, or proud.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 09:08:52 AM
groovecouch said:
the entire cast of k-on.
even though i have wasted countless hours of my life watching pointless youtube clips, staring into the refrigerator, stoning, trying to cure my hangover etc... i have never ever felt as empty as watching a single episode of k-on. not to mention the entire series.
the gags are unfunny, the characters are plain dumb and they don't even give off the slightest sense of eroticism. not to mention that it hardly has a storyline (it being a slice-of-life and all....).
even after watching macross frontier, i don't get the feeling of having my soul drained as much as watching k-on.
give me FFF anytime. at least that's entertaining while it crushes my soul...
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:35:03 PM
Barnsey said:
oh this is easy, it has to be sakura from naruto. i swear I've never seen such a useless person. all she does is cry hold a kunai and then cry some more saying thats she too weak and begs some one else to help her, or promise herself to do better but she doesn't. she a complete douch, like the show isn't bad enough these days without her being in it.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:35:45 PM
RobP said:
I imagine I'm going to tick somebody off for this, but for me, the title of Most Awful Anime Character has to go to Vash the Stampede.
And, yes, I know. I know he throws off his insipid wackiness by series' end and that the whole thing is supposed to be some sort of long con. But, god damn it, you can't center a show, any show, around a character that is so annoying I'm constantly rooting against him. I can't tell you how many times I wished his enemies would just fucking end him. He's like the horrifying love-child between Jar Jar Binks and Edward from Cowboy Bebop-- a soul-crushingly, yet competent, irritant that you simply can't shut up or turn off. If he were my child, I would sympathize with all those parents who "accidentally" kill their kids. Seriously, I hate Trigun, despite it being a decent show (when considering the overall story and the other, much, much better supporting cast), because of Vash the Stampede's characterization throughout the first half of the series. God, I wish I could put his creator in the middle of Pamplona's Running of the Bulls and, once he's crushed to death by the rampaging horde of beef, quip, "How's that for a stampede?"
Also. That hair. Absurd even by Anime standards. Everything about Vash is just... fucking ugh.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:35:56 PM
Glitchy Goblin replied to RobP:
I will end you.
Pray I never meet you face to face, because I will FREAKING END YOU.
Vash is a kind-hearted, weak-for-the-women character whose loyal moral code makes him more interesting that 98% of other anime characters.
Post YOUR favorite, see if I don't tear him down.
I would be satisfied if you got raped by a mob of goats.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 11:46:43 PM
thee crimson replied to Glitchy Goblin:
I have to Agree with you there....
I personally happen to like "Vash" and his code of non-lethal gun-fighting.
Killing isn't always the answer. But I'm biased since I nearly lost my older brother when a "25' auto" sent a bullet through his heart.
He's one lucky guy, you wouldn't even notice unless you saw the scar, or he told you
Posted 03/22/2010 at 01:05:30 AM
RobP replied to Glitchy Goblin:
Well, that was mature.
I didn't say I disliked the character because I disagreed with his moral code, I simply didn't like the way his character was presented-- the personality attached to that code. You know, that fault, in my mind, goes to the CREATORS of the series and the character, not to the character himself. Who isn't real.
And my favorite Anime character is probably Spike Spiegel. Is that an original or clever choice? Not really, I just dig his personality and his story (and Bebop is pretty much my ruler in juding other Anime series). Can you find fault or reasons to hate on Spike? I'm sure you can. Will your opinion on the character change one aspect of how I feel about him, or the CREATORS who breathed life into him? Most likely, not. Especially not in a thread designed for us to give our opinions on characters we don't like.
Oh, and I hope we do meet in real life some time. You won't end me. Not that we'll fight, because that'd be stupid. It's just real easy to talk big on the interwebz when you have to exert so little effort to do so. Seriously, dude, take a chill pill.
Posted 03/22/2010 at 12:21:58 PM
Kuma42 said:
My vote for worst character is Yuki from the Vampire Knight series. The reason being, is very close to the same reason I hate the Twilight series. She's a high school girl who is supposedly so clueless and naive to see that she is a total cock tease. Not just any cock tease, but plays against both the humans and the vampires. She knows damn well what she's doing and is the most evil character in the series for putting the guys through the turmoil she instigates. Every problematic situation in the series has its roots back to her and her supposed innocence. She knows good and well what she's doing and I know behind the scenes, she laughs maniacally at all the trouble she causes. Someone should have bled her out in the first episode and saved us all a lot of trouble.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:37:16 PM
Admiral Snackbar replied to Kuma42:
Holy crap, I didn't know Shinji Ikari posted on TR! You get in your giant robot and keep those cockteases in line, good sir.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:55:55 PM
Kay replied to Kuma42:
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Freinds, who loathe Twilight, have proudly told me they love Vampire Knight.
At first I assumed it was just a Fruit Basket carbon copy with a little vampire extract thrown in to get darker colors on the splash pages. Then, the plot was explained.
So...basically she is:
a)pampered all her life by a creepy headmaster
b) is klutzy but in way that is supposed to be cute like Peter Parker but mostly induces close up of her sanguine expressions and the vampire of the moment's flat, stone face
c) makes faces like Christine from Phantom of the Opera during important developments (mostly about which vampire she wants to keep alive a little longer)
d) later on she figures out she something important in the vampire world and I'm sure a tiara and prom dress is handed out
Either the headmaster dropped her on her head or she truly is the evil, evil bitch you desribed judging by the amount of drama going on. Even Misa wasn't that challenged.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 08:04:08 PM
bookfisher said:
Ash from Pokemon, asides from the obvious reasons and he didnt ball the bloody rodent, I worked in a kindergarten during on one of the peaks of Pokemoncraze.
Try to work with children whose primary interaction is: "Pikachu, I choose you" and Pika Pika
Bonusinfo: In Danish and on other Scandinavian languages Pikachu sounds like dick-anchovy
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:40:16 PM
RubyRoses said:
Holy shit, RIni from Sailor Moon, I fucking hated that little shit. But then who the fuck doesn't hate her? Whiney brat from the fucking future.. treating her mother like shit, but the main reason I hated her so goddamn much is that she was like friends with Sailor Pluto and I fucking loved Pluto, so that wasn't fucking fair...my childhood hatred being friends with my favourite fuck that...but I still love Pluto!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:41:57 PM
Jen replied to RubyRoses:
Let us not forget the crush on the younger version of her father.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:12:41 PM
Hey Ruby :) I also hated on Sailor Moon.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:26:14 PM
God what a creepy little bitch. Was there anything good about her? Plus she voiced in English but one of the worst Canadian voices...ughh I don't even remember the actor's name...but she went by like SugerBaby or some shit...she was on the fucking radio and then later on t.v., couldn't fucking escape...fuck...all my childhood nightmares are coming back too me...
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:42:47 PM
Shulkie replied to RubyRoses:
I hated HATED HATED chibi-usa! She was such a whore...at such a young age! AND SHE HAD AN ELEKTRA COMPLEX!!! D:
Posted 03/20/2010 at 06:18:59 PM
ebossart replied to RubyRoses:
my answer completely. Rini was the worst and a complete mindfuck for the already scatterbrained Serena. well done RubyRoses!
Posted 03/21/2010 at 03:16:52 PM
thee crimson replied to RubyRoses:
You know what, that was mine in the last contest.... Pity, I guess I reminded a bunch of people how annoying she was. Try sitting through 12 episodes of it cause your younger sibling had his girl-friend over and you had to watch them.
The nightmares still haunt me.......
Posted 03/22/2010 at 01:11:44 AM
RubyRoses replied to thee crimson:
I didn't read anything from the last contest actually.
Posted 03/22/2010 at 11:17:08 AM
Abraxas said:
it's hard to say; I rarely hate characters. I guess Thundercats doesn't count - else my choice would be the snarf. in hindsight my manual should have been about how to breed them out of existence but I think I made my feelings clear there especially witht the black box. that said, if I were forced to choose, it would have to be Kikyo. bitch should have stayed dead for starters. plus, she never really did love Inuyasha, she just used him in a selfish plot to get rid of the jewel (by having him use it to make a wish and become human) that way should be free to live the life of a normal woman. how dare she! and then when she came back as a doll/zombie she just had to keep leading Inu was from Kagome and all of that. not that Kagome was any better, sitting him and everything, but at least Kags isn't out to drag Inu into hell with her.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:45:15 PM
J.H. said:
The answer is the ENTIRE cast of Love Hina.
"Hey! Let's reamke a really wonderful series like Maison Ikkoku and totally strip away its soul... no one wil know the difference!"
If it is a single character?
Coul anything be worse than Anzu-chan from Hanamaru Kindegarten?
I mean c'mon, a Kindergarten age kid trying to make her teacher fall for her is 10000000% worse than Nymphet, another reprehensible series...
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:45:18 PM
UnklJo said:
I'm going to open myself to ridicule here and say Vash the Stampede from Trigun. I know most people love this guy, but his stance as a pascifist (a.k.a. giant pansy) is directly responsible for the death of the greatest Anime charecter ever, Nicholas D. Wolfwood. And for that there can be no forgiveness...
Also, He allows the man who tried to wipe out the entire human race live. Yes it was his half brother Knives, but the guy was batshit insane and probably beter off dead.
Anyway, just my two cents.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:46:15 PM
With our arguments combined, we could be unstoppable!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:03:23 PM
paethia replied to RobP:
I just want to say that I love you both! This has been pissing me off ever since I first saw Trigun on adult swim. Vash has like 1 minute of coolness early on (Monev the Gale) and spends the rest of the series as a whiny little douche.
Wolfwood far outclassed pansy plant boy.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:49:03 AM
SvenRedbeard said:
Whoever that damn stretchy pirate guy was from that one show. Yeah, way to rip off Mr. Fantastic AND Jack Sparrow, Japan. Anime, Lol, am i rite?
No, my answer is pretty simple. Amuro Ray, simply because he's an ungrateful asshat. Do you know how many other ten year olds would give their testicles to be badass hotshot robot pilots you snot nosed sniveling brat? It's not like he got cooler as he grew up. he was such a chud that he ended getting upstaged by a 'dead' guy that came back to life and named himself Quattro Vageena? Seriously, you're more of a pussy than a guy who nearly (re)named himself 'four vaginas'?
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:47:07 PM
FadR replied to SvenRedbeard:
LOL
Quattro Vageena?!
still laughing... give me a rest....
Never heard of that "guy". probably the intention behind the name was to give a hint what his urge is to do whatever he does for vagina's :)
Did Rob ever made a article about unintentionally funny anime names?.... ah i remember their was one about kinky cobra henchman names.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 07:33:53 PM
Glitchy Goblin replied to SvenRedbeard:
...what? Really? Even though Mr. Fantastic is HIMSELF a knock-off of Plastic Man from DC?
Seriously, WIKI that. He came out 20 YEARS before Fantastic.
Also, Luffy's powers work in a completely different way, he has all different weaknesses AND strengths, AND, Luffy was around LONG before that retard Jack Sparrow. Wiki that too before you sound EXTRA retarded.
Luffy came out half a decade before Pirates of the Carribean, you twelve-year-old girl.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 11:53:10 PM
FadR replied to Glitchy Goblin:
:) R e l a x
he was just kiddin. He was just making fun of rob not allowing to vote any one-piece characters.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 09:01:43 AM
gus said:
anyone from death note because they are all emo/gay/stupid peaces of shit and only spawn more and more otaku/emo idiots.
(f.y.i: before anyone atacck me, there´s nothing wrong in being gay)
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:48:43 PM
Mak replied to gus:
Ok. Dude. If you can take time out of your day to add little disclaimers about your total lack of homophobia to the end of your posts, why can't you just think of an adjective that wouldn't make people mad at you in the first place? Also, said adjective might have the advantage of not being overused, generic, and completely uninformative about why you dislike Death Note.
(All I want are creative insults, world! Why must you torture me so?)
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:13:16 PM
KS said:
My vote's for Mikuru from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Most of the cast is pretty likeable despite being total stereotypes (snarky male lead, overbearing genki girl, silent robot alien/Rei-clone, overly-nice psychic guy of questionable sexuality), but Mikuru takes every moe stereotype and amplifies it to unbearable levels. Gratingly squeaky voice, huge tits even though she looks about 8, breaks down crying at the slightest provocation, gratuitous maid outfits, you name it. She's a time-traveler, but a completely helpless one. To be fair, Haruhi literally picked her for the team BECAUSE she's a huge moe stereotype, but it doesn't make her any less annoying.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:51:08 PM
laurie b. replied to KS:
Damn, I was going to say Mikuru too. Now I have to rack my brains again. XD
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:02:05 PM
Foxfire replied to KS:
Mikuru? You kidding me?
I'd be a nervous wreck too if I had to associate with Haruhi McJerkass Suzumiya on a near-daily basis. Seriously, why is that woman so popular? She's a vicious little tyrant with a huge attention-whore complex. None of the main characters can directly thwart her and her highly socially unacceptable actions in case she flips out and destroys the world via subconscious super tantrum. So far, they've had to arrange a fake murder mystery for her because otherwise, she'll make a real one happen, rigged a baseball game to prevent her from causing the apocalypse, and let's not even get into all the shit she puts Mikuru through. Wait, on second thought, let's. She molests her, strips her, forces her into fetish costumes, makes her wait on the rest of the club hand and foot in the fetish costumes... Sex appeal? Sure. Mark of a nasty nasty person with no respect for others? Double sure with chocolate fudge sure sauce on top.
Really, the defining Haruhi Is A Bad Person moment was also one that made me feel painfully sympathetic towards her - that festival episode (which included Haruhi ordering another club member to feel up Mikuru, huzzah for diversity in bullying there). The gist of it - Haruhi fills in for the lead singer/guitarist of a band in order to reduce the count of People Who Are Not Paying Haruhi Sufficient Attention, whereupon the girl she replaced thanks her for helping out. Haruhi just has no idea how to react to another person expressing gratitude towards her for doing a good thing, because she's been such a crazy, selfish, self-centered conspiracy theorist the entire series that the situation has never come up before.
So there's my entry: Haruhi Suzumiya. Gets away with murder (or at least copious sexual harassment and exploitation), in-universe by holding the world hostage, in-fandom by being a cute teenage girl - seriously, it's Tsundere Epidemic all over again. Murder, molestation, blatant domestic abuse (I am looking right at you, Ms. Narusegawa), it matters not! As long as you have big shiny eyes and flash your underaged goods in the merchandise now and then, fandom will be crawling aaaaall over you. But I digress!
Teal Deered for your pleasure: Haruhi is a pushy, demanding, insensitive future sexual predator who never suffers reasonable consequences for her outrageous actions.
Posted 03/22/2010 at 02:52:47 PM
Fencerdenoctum said:
I'll throw my hat into the ring and say Ichigo from Bleach. I've never been a fan of the heroes that win "because they have to," or that get stronger, just get insulted/depressed because someone is stronger than them. To make the whole situation even more ridiculous, when that epic battle finally happens and he is about to lose...he hears someone tell him he HAS to win, and pulls out that last bit of power that makes him stronger than ever. How many "power up" reserves he has? If every one were just as fueled by raw encouragement as he is I think the world would be a far far better place.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:51:22 PM
That One Guy replied to Fencerdenoctum:
Welcome to the world of Shonen Jump
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:03:11 PM
Kaoy replied to That One Guy:
Nah. I am no real fan of SJ. The only, and I mean ONLY tolerable manga they put out is One Piece, and frankly, I am fair-weather with that one, at best. Thing is, Ichigo quite literally 'levels up' every damn time he fights. He never has a 'hard' fight, only fights he can't possibly win but 'has too', followed by dues ex machina or soft retcons.
Honestly, with the whole plagiarism thing from a while back, the one phrase that ran thru my mind more often than 'ass-hat' was 'ass-hat with bad taste'.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 05:04:17 AM
Katie said:
Hmm...that's a hard one. There are so many annoying characters out there. I'd have to say Kaname Chidori from Full Metal Panic. The most annoying female besides Sakura from Naruto as I suspect she will be on this list a lot.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:52:08 PM
Halbred said:
James, the Team Rocket dude, from the Pokemon anime. Dude's got freakin' ISSUES relating to his sexual...whatever. He's way too lovey-dovey with his sister--who is, in all fairness, hawt--and at one point he dressed up like a chick as a disguise and seemed to not mind. At all. He acted the part with clarity and conviction.
It's a fucking kid's show.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:52:45 PM
Mak replied to Halbred:
So...being "too friendly" with your sister is understandable if she's hot enough, but cross dressing is somehow a major character flaw? I'm confused.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:19:27 PM
vashfanatic said:
Volkan and Dortin in "Orphen." Oh God, they were so annoying. The main story of "Orphen" is actually pretty dramatic and a really good fantasy story. But then these two dwarves (I assume they're dwarves, either that or they're just in super deformed all the time) show up all the time just to annoy the lead characters and pad out the 24 episodes.
And then apparently some genius looked at "Orphen" and said, "Hey, you know what that needed? More Volkan and Dortin!" And they made "Orphen: The Revenge," which basically makes them main characters and spends more time on meaningless unfunny filler than actual plot, which could fill all of about 6 episodes. Even the characters who weren't annoying, or were at least bearable, get turned into obnoxious idiots who are only there to make repetitive gags. It's horrible. It's the worst anime sequel I've ever seen, even worse than the third season of "Hell Girl," which I generally try to pretend doesn't exist. It is an abomination, and it at least 80% the fault of Volkan and Dortin. Orphen ought to have killed them off in the first series for pissing him off. That would have been awesome.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:52:59 PM
vashfanatic replied to vashfanatic:
And yes, I am well aware of the irony of using my online alias when two people have already declared Vash the worst character ever. I can see where people might hate him. But I challenge you to watch "Orphen" and witness the horror of Vulkan and Dortin before you make up your minds too much.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:39:10 PM
JB said:
Most characters from Naruto, because of the fandom's response to them. Even though I have some of the volumes and enjoy the series, it's the main reason why anime fans are associated with assholes who speak mangled Japanese, refuse to read an american comic book and are obsessed with a country because they have a cool popular culture. It's people like this that make me sad that I love Bleach and Haruhi Suzumiya.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:56:16 PM
Hachiko said:
Since the obvious pic of Shinji Ikari was already taken (in my circle of friends, admittedly quite a small circle, ok fuck it, both of us, use the term 'Shinji' if the other is being flaky, noncommittal, or just a total ass. As in "Dude, stop being such a fucking Shinji". But I digress), I'll have to go with my second pic, who is awful by sheer annoyance.
That would be Rurouni Kenshin's premier cheerleader character, Sadojima Hoji. Although valuable through his skills as Shishio's administrative assistant, in all the fight scenes between Kenshin and Crew, he clenches his fists and wails "Shishio-sama" as if he is some starving infant mewling for a load from Shishio's mummified member. Along with endless play by play prattering on the fights as the unfold, he acts as an annoying announcer/narrator/glee club captain. He's so pathetic that in the end, after the Mad Mummy combusts and dies, he takes his own life as it no longer has any meaning for him.
For being an annoying, dickless loser with no self-worth, Hoji-san gets my vote with Shinji already taken.
Runner-up: Anything and anyone associated with Kokoro Library. Fuck you all.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:00:21 PM
Erm said:
Megumi Kobayashi from Welcome to the NHK. She preys on a socially inept and metally unstable hikikomori, the series protagonist Tatsuhrio Sato and convinces him to buy into a pyrimid scheme by playing on his obvious weaknesses.
Not only that but her voice actor is annoying and I just don't like how she looks in the anime. She looks like a bitch and clearly she is.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:00:50 PM
sunbeam_attack said:
Sasuke from Naruto. That guy is the most horrendous Gary Stu that has ever been animated. He can do anything with this plot device called "Sharingan" without having to actually practise anything. The author just spends the whole time showing off how incredible the character is and even cuts out ridiculous amounts of time from the main character in the process.
Why they didn't choose the name for the series as Sasuke is beyond me because frankly said everything revolves around him. Sasuke is speshul little snowflake; he's the last of his kind, he's so hot that every chick is drooling after him and he can magically act like a dick and get away with it without any consequenses. He constantly changes the people around him and it's not for the better direction. He turned Naruto into a whining emo kid, he made Orochimaru seem like a pedo and he made Sakura seem like a useless no good wall flower, but his character has not evolved at all.
For some reason we are supposed to be amazed by his talent, but everytime I look at the character I just want to rip him into pieces. Seriously, every other character spends ridiculous amounts of time learning things while Sasuke just snaps his Sharingan on and learns it in that instant. I just wish they would kill him off and the series would have happy ending.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:01:04 PM
toomin replied to sunbeam_attack:
Ah, sunbeam_attack beat me to it...
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:18:34 PM
toomin said:
Uchiha Sasuke from Naruto. Seriously, the show is called Naruto, but the real focus is the emo wangsting and whiny douchebaggery of a bishi anti-hero. He bitches and acts like an arrogant little fuck in Part I, runs away, defects to the enemy, and then beats up his best friend. In Part II, he gains cheap h4x0r powers goes batshit insane, causing the show to once again focus on his problems and motivation. Instead of all the side characters interacting with Naruto, you have all of them doing various things to deal with Sasuke. He makes an already lame show suck even more, and that's worse than one lame character in a good show.
I would also agree with SpecterM91 and add that Gendo's son is on par with being one of the shittiest anime characters of all time (in hindsight).
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:02:14 PM
DCD said:
I'm tempted to just say Goku's daughter-in-law after last week.
But no. No, I'm going with Kekko Kamen. She has some OVA so it counts. I realize it's parody but it's not funny, it's shallow, it's repetitive, and it's one hell of a mixed message. "The penalty for sexually humiliating women is to have a naked superhero rub her crotch on your face." As satire it fails, as titillation for people who don't get the joke it fails, and as entertainment it punishes. Who would have thought a naked rabbit superhero would be so boring?
See, I could even forgive KK if it was straight-up hentai. It takes diff'rent strokes to move the world, I don't begrudge anybody their fantasies...But it's not even that. It's an 11 year old kid's idea of hentai. They know they want the girl to get naked, they just don't know what comes next. And there is a fucking EMPIRE based on this that ends up making Japan not only look perverted but juvenile, and JAPAN DOES NOT NEED ANY HELP IN BEING EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. Similarly, I could abide this being just another terrible senshi program about fighting sexual harassment; even if it was terribly boring I might applaud it as a lonely, lonely bright spot in Japanese gender politics. But no. Her finishing move is killer scissoring.
Leave us not forget, Lenny, that KK was never even supposed to get approved. This was one of those concepts that even her creator thought was too stupid to actually live. Put this bunny down.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:03:06 PM
NOT MY ENTRY, but I do want to say that I once knew a guy who hated, fucking HAAATED, Panda-Ham from Hamtaro. Truly madly deeply. Because the other ham-hams all had some thought put into their weird personality tics and Panda looked like a panda, and sometimes he would build stuff as an afterthought. A hate for the ages.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:11:23 PM
The Monkey Machine said:
The worst anime character has to be Gonad the Barbarian. If this doesn't win, I have lost my faith in humanity. There is no need for explanations, if you have seen it, you know. If you havn't seen it, you are among the lucky few. Do not seek out the terror that lies within.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:03:10 PM
Robert Garlen said:
Krillin from The Dragon Ball Universe, he's died like 7 times, isn't funny, and only makes for good target practice, why anyone thinks he's cool is a mystery to me, he's worthless.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:03:59 PM
Baltin replied to Robert Garlen:
Krillin = Kung Fu Charlie Brown. That's why people like him.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:21:58 PM
Shi no Hai replied to Robert Garlen:
Pan , Goku's daughter-in-law, she can´t transform into super saiyan, can´t help anyone, she is always pissing others off, getting in trouble, She´s annoying, I can´t think of someone selecting her in the video games (only when is required to move along).
I know there are a lot of female characters that could fit in that kind of description but at least they have great bodies.
In the series she jumps from child to old lady, useless, pointless, she sucks!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:31:15 PM
Jen replied to Shi no Hai:
No no, Pan is Goku's granddaughter. She's only a quarter Saiyan so she's just not as strong as a half or full Saiyan.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:42:44 PM
Greg replied to Robert Garlen:
He's the strongest human on the planet. Everyone else is an alien/android/triclops/old fogy.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:52:34 PM
mythbri said:
I'm not a huge anime fan. The only anime series that I own is "Gundam Wing" (shut up, it's awesome!), and I haven't really watched anything else very faithfully. But there was one series that was on the SyFy channel on Mondays, of which I can't even remember the title, but the basic plotline was this:
young noble hero kid teams up with various misfits, learns to use his special sword, and gets into fights with members of the group who killed his father(?), though he actually turns out to be still alive later in the series... Anyway, there's a small creature included in their group that bugs the shit out of me - this thing is small, white, and has some weird narwhale-like thing protruding from its face. It's mentioned in the opening theme song during the intro: "a dog with a carrot for a nose". I have never seen anything that looked less like a dog, carrot for a nose or not. And not only does this creature not look like a dog or any other animal whatsoever, it's annoying as hell. THAT is the worst anime character ever - so hateful that I don't even have to know its name or the name of the series from whence it came. I hope you die, you stupid little not-dog!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:07:19 PM
mythbri replied to Cloudy Perspective:
I think so? The name sounds familiar, at least. And if there's a small white creature in it that makes you want to throw your TV down the stairs, you've probably got it!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:42:35 PM
mythbri replied to Cloudy Perspective:
Yes, Cloudy Perspective, it IS "RaveMaster", and the little abomination's name is Plue, according to Wikipedia. Thanks for helping me put a name to this evil.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:04:06 PM
The Shadow replied to mythbri:
mythbri, you have nailed it! I've been watching anime for 30 years, and I have seen characters that annoyed me, characters that angered me, characters that have invoked my contempt for the nerve of their creators for inflicting them on us, and characters who have driven me away from watching what might have been an otherwise decent show. But Plue from Rave Master is the only characters that would make me choose throwing up in my own mouth over watching any show it was in. Every character in this show called it a "dog" despite the fact that it didn't look even slightly canine. It did nothing but cower, sweat, and whimper, and the animators constantly drew it with indistinct motion lines around its body, making it look more jittery than a chihuahua dipped in cocaine. And it got more screen time that the hero's two partners.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:14:39 PM
mythbri replied to The Shadow:
THANK YOU, Shadow! I'm so glad I'm not alone in this.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 04:26:23 PM
Glitchy Goblin replied to mythbri:
The manga is top notch.
I agree, the anime is fail.
Go READ Rave Master. And his new work, Fairy Tail. You'll like it a lot more, guaranteed.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 12:00:46 AM
Scott said:
Joey from the first Yugioh series. Not only was he a ridiculous characature/negative stereotype of what Japanese people must picture New Yorkers sounding/acting like, he was a cocky little whiner.
Sure he had a bigger role than some of the other characters in the show, and got cooler monsters, but he was annoying as hell.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:07:26 PM
mythbri said:
I'm not a huge anime fan. The only anime series that I own is "Gundam Wing" (shut up, it's awesome!), and I haven't really watched anything else very faithfully. But there was one series that was on the SyFy channel on Mondays, of which I can't even remember the title, but the basic plotline was this:
young noble hero kid teams up with various misfits, learns to use his special sword, and gets into fights with members of the group who killed his father(?), though he actually turns out to be still alive later in the series... Anyway, there's a small creature included in their group that bugs the shit out of me - this thing is small, white, and has some weird narwhale-like thing protruding from its face. It's mentioned in the opening theme song during the intro: "a dog with a carrot for a nose". I have never seen anything that looked less like a dog, carrot for a nose or not. And not only does this creature not look like a dog or any other animal whatsoever, it's annoying as hell. THAT is the worst anime character ever - so hateful that I don't even have to know its name or the name of the series from whence it came. I hope you die, you stupid little not-dog!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:08:09 PM
Monkey boy said:
Mr. Popo from DBZ. He's just an awful racist caricature. He's as offensive as black pete, aka European santa claus's black servant. The fact that a character on any cartoon that dates after 1930 can still feature blackface "tar babies" is ridiculous to me. And they left the character in the US version!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:10:59 PM
Red Hood replied to Monkey boy:
That's funny cause the word is used in spanish to mean shit so you gotta wonder what the English translated was thinking.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:54:10 PM
Red Hood replied to Monkey boy:
Maybe an early version of Mr. Hanky?
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:15:46 PM
Anonymous replied to Monkey boy:
Maybe the dutch are offended by you saying Zwarte Piet is offensive? Seriously though, mr popo as zwarte piet would be hilarious and awesome.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:53:11 PM
Gareth A said:
Well, if you count Fanfiction, Videl definately has to be in there.
Couldn't resist.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:11:45 PM
Captain Rescue said:
Tracey from Pokemon. Constantly keeps saying OOH I GOTTA MAKE A SKETCH OF THIS. Who the fuck cares about your sketches? You weren't useful in the slightest. Brock could fucking cook at least.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:11:48 PM
jair ostrom said:
Anything created by Nick Simmons as the comic book 'Incarnate'.
'nuff said. to quote a real comic book creator
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:13:47 PM
FadR replied to jair ostrom:
as far as i know nick simmons abomination doesn't count as manga ;)
His Shit is read from left to right and is colored and stolen.
WTF u get my vote, even without having ever read one of his storys.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 09:09:28 AM
Dr Azza said:
The most hated character in anime? Its the main character of almost every single Gundam series ever made. Nevermind that the entire franchise has mostly been mediocre-terrible, what makes almost every major Gundam series particularly unbearable are the protagonists.
There are two different traits in all major Gundam series protagonists can have:
1. They can either be incredible naive, untrained kids who happen to stumble upon the world's most advanced war machine ever created and just by random chance understand how to pilot it. Then, inexplicably, the people who made the machine? They let the clueless, 14 year old pilot keep piloting the thing! These are your Amuro Ray's, Garrod Ran's, Loran Cehack's and Kira Yamato's. They're all exactly the same character with a few minor, non-important differences, and they're all just as annoying, childish and nonsensical as the next.
In a story with any SENSE, these kids would have no damned clue how to pilot these machines and would, at the very least, require months and months of training before they got a chance to turn the ignition in one of these things (Not to mention the complete stupidity of Kira Yamato completely reprogramming the Operating System of a Gundam in about 15 seconds flat, while under duress. Yeah, right, whatever...). In a story with any SENSE, these kids would be arrested and thrown into a cell once the military who made the machines they were piloting got their hands on their precious, all-powerful prototype killing machines.
OR...
2. They can be highly trained, emotionless, genetically engineered teenagers who have been bred for the sole purpose of piloting insanely powerful military machines for whatever ulterior motive their organization has. These are your Heero Yuy's (Really original name by the way...the lack of originality there made me want to stab myself) and Setsuna F. Seiei's of the world, and they're even worse than the first type. Both of them are about as interesting as cardboard boxes. They're emotionless, they don't really care about anything, they're dedicated to whatever mysterious "mission" they've been told to carry out. Every moment these characters are featured in their storyline is another moment that I want to tear my eyes out and rip off my ears.
The funny thing is, Gundam has done a protagonist correctly before. The 08th MS Team is a delightful departure from an otherwise mediocre franchise, in that it includes more down-to-earth, realistic, understandable characters placed in a darker and more mature setting. Its protagonist, Shiro Amada, departs from both of the aforementioned Gundam Protagonist Templates by being a trained military officer and pilot, while not being as boring as brick from an emotional standpoint. He has none of the properties of a standard Gundam protagonist, which makes him one of the very few decent Gundam protagonists out there.
But you know what the worst part of Gundam is? I keep watching every new series they make in the hopes that someday they might be decent, and I'm disappointed almost every single time the moment I see an untrained child climb into the cockpit.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:14:01 PM
PossibleMisnomer replied to Dr Azza:
All you other entries don't got to go home, but you can't stay here.
Because the above entry is the winner. Both for your deconstruction of every Gundam protagonist, and your identification of the only good one.
Every single Gundam series can be summed up in one line: "I'm only fighting because I want peace."
I remember stumbling upon Comiket one year in Japan, and I saw the most hilarious doujinshi ever:
Gundam 0093: The Pointless War
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:28:30 PM
Ghost replied to PossibleMisnomer:
However, he is missing the Hot Bloodedness of Domon from G Gundam :P
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:37:45 AM
Dr Azza replied to Ghost:
G Gundam doesn't exist in my mind.
And G Gundam's protagonist, while still being a terrible character, doesn't actually fit the standard template of a Gundam protagonist.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 10:38:13 AM
SEED at least had a somewhat-plausible excuse for Kira to keep flying the thing, because they shipped everyone out into space for 20 episodes and there was no plausible replacement. It's what made Seed actually work as a series better than most Gundam entries, because they seemed to be paying attention to all the stupid shit that usually happened and trying to at least work around it or give a decent explanation why it was happening.
But, yeah, that programming-in-15-seconds thing was ludicrous. Although at least Kira had a plausible excuse, at one point, for continuing to fight - he wanted to keep being raped by the insanely hot crazy chick. Admit it - we'd all do the same.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 11:13:39 AM
Bubonic Woodchuck replied to Dr Azza:
While I agree with you in almost every respect, I do have to point out that Garrod Ran from Gundam X doesn't fit into either category. Growing up as a freelance bounty hunter in a post-apocalyptic world where X's equivalents of Zeon and the Earth Federation basically destroyed one another means he's a reasonably good pilot to begin with, and he's refreshingly and cheerfully free of the constant I-hate-fighting-but-I-must-fight-for-the-sake-of-PEACE drivel characteristic of all the other Gundam protagonists.
Granted, Gundam X's antagonists were absofuckinglutely terrible and the plot was poorly paced, but for once I didn't feel like I had to keep watching in spite of the protagonist.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 03:23:38 PM
Baltin said:
Touma Inaba from the Sakura Diaries is the most disgusting piece of shit ever. If you ever read the manga or see the anime, you will agree this is the worst protagonist in the history of Manga/Aanime. Technically he's a player, but only because the girls around him are stupider than Star Wars Episode 1. His all too loyal girlfriend is his cousin (which in Japan is legal, but it still doesn't wash away the creepiness of it), but he cheats on her at every turn. He knows she's stupidly and hopelessly in love with him and takes full advantage of that. He even goes to "massage parlors" and inadvertently sleeps with his cousin's best friend. He's chummy with a guy that got him hooked on cocaine on the premise that it's a study drug. When he didn't pass his college entrance exams he wrecked up the place and the blame got shifted on his cousin, causing her to have to bail on going to college. He failed his college entrance exams twice, which would be excusable if he tried really hard, but instead he's spending all his time and parent's money trying to score with every impossible rich girl at a University he pretends to be going to. He's even responsible for getting his best friend stabbed and his cousin's best friend kidnapped and gang-raped. This character is the epitome of human failure. I can't help but read this because I want to see Touma Inaba commit suicide (which he tried a few times) and succeed. I can't help but hope for an ending where some horrible zombie infestation occurs and the whole cast dies horrible horrible deaths.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:19:58 PM
Jen said:
The worst character I can think of is Sae from Peach Girl. She was so awful that I had to stop watching the anime because she made me to angry. Back-stabbing little bitch. I still don't know how it all ends and don't care.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:21:22 PM
Jen replied to Jen:
Oops, forgot a few details.
Why do I hate Sae so much? Because she pretends to be Momo's (only) friend while spreading terrible rumors behind her back. She takes anything that Momo shows a passing interest in. She convinces Momo to quit doing something she enjoys (swim team) by lying that the boy Momo has a crush on doesn't like tanned girls. When Momo does start dating her crush, Sae gets spreads rumors that Sae was going out with him and Momo is stealing him. Then Sae threatens the guy and gets him to break up with Momo. When Momo starts dating another guy, Sae gets mad because Momo still hasn't killed herself in misery yet or something. It's been a few years, but I think this is about when I threw in the towel.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:36:19 PM
Annie Moo said:
Ash Fucking Ketchum.
Ash, or should I say Ass Ketchum wants to be a Pokemon Master. He wants to catch them all and be what they call the best of the best. he is never going to be a Pokemon master. He keeps giving them away to people or letting them go so that sick fucks like Gavin or Dave or whoever the hell chopped up his balls in The Pokemon Stroy can rape them day in and day out.
Worse, being a pokemon MASTER is about owning a pet, not the pet owning you, hence the word MASTER. Why the hell won't he put his foot down and stuff that little piss colored rodent into a damn ball? It's like letting the dog walk in front of you! We've all seen that dog whisperer crap! I think Ash could learn a lot from him.
It's like Ash is afraid of sucess sometimes. I mean, shit, he's an annoying guy to watch.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:22:45 PM
Robobros said:
As big a fan as I am this isn't difficult at all. Sasuke Uchiha hands down. Most characters I can't stand cause of a dumbass decision they make or a fetish driven character trait they possess or some combination but Sasuke takes it into the fucking stratosphere! Let's see...you wanna talk about an ungrateful whiner? Okay yeah so his clan was wiped out including his mother and his dad because of his brother. What did this result in? Initially a solid motivation early on...but ultimately his brother doing it results in him (by default to be explained later) becoming the second most powerful ninja to ever live. Oh and let's not forget he's ridiculously talented so everyone likes him and he's a golden boy. Real shitty life you left me. And Sasuke proceeds to "honor" his brother by going off to destroy Konoha (which gave Sasuke everything and his bro loved). You know who else got their whole species wiped out? Vegeta. But what did Vegeta do? Rather than going on a horribly misplaced vengeance spree to span the galaxy...he goes back to the planet that gave him new-found power and fucks Bulma. That's right, rather than crying about it endlessly he says "What it is. Time to propogate!" Sasuke should take a lesson and give Sakura something to do.
Secondly, he's pulled so many abilities out of his ass it's nauseating. He's the one who introduced such crap as "Dimension Substitution" and even though he was trained by one of the weaker villains of the series at all of 16 he's supposedly the baddest SOB around who can take on characters with decades more experience...problem is we never see the little shit train and he can pull any deus ex machina he feels out of his ass thanks to his eyes. And this is all because he's gotta be the main villain but there isn't a logical way to go about it so Sasuke gets strong by being the biggest crybaby the world has ever seen.
By my count he's killed more notable villains than the main fucking character...why?
His very existence screws any further character development for Naruto that could be meaningful or enjoyable. Instead a noble cause has been reduced to a one note boy-love story that's been going on for years and rivals that of Riku and Sora. Because of this we have to endure his BS even further. Shit like this is what breeds FFF.
So yeah...screw him. A whiner who cries emo-bitch black fire for a power who steals the spotlight from other characters far more deserving and weighs down virtually every element of Naruto which is incredible given the series' bloated nature.
For a runner up I'd have to go with Aizen for similarly unfounded godlike ability for doing jack squat.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:24:49 PM
Dammit, you said it better than both me and sunbeam_attack...I lol'd.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:32:11 PM
Laura replied to Robobros:
Well said, Sir!
I don't know if this is where the writers intended on going... they may have wanted to make him a heel instead of an anti-hero. If they could successfully make the fan base loathe Sasuke, the eventual show down would be that much more epic. They might be able to flesh out other characters along the way.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:26:21 PM
Devil Child replied to Robobros:
Nah, with Aizen, it works, because he's the fucking villain. Villains have plenty of liberty to have lots of power, it allows them to fuck people over more easily.
Sasuke sucks because he's supposed to be an anti-hero, yet he's never done a single act worthy of praise, lacks any redeeming qualities, has unlimited power, and likely won't die a gruesome, torturous death at the end of the series.
He needs to stop being an evil whiny little bitch, and start getting laid. Sakura, Naruto, whatever floats his boat. But shut the fuck up, and stop ruining the series.
Posted 04/18/2010 at 08:14:28 PM
Adam said:
Tuxedo Mask, because holy shit, if I was as knee deep in school girls who soaked their panties at the mere mention of my name, I sure as hell wouldn't spend my time not banging the hell out of every one of them.
Dude could have had more ass then Nsync and Backstreet boys combined, and he spent his whole time being a douche.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:26:11 PM
FireThunder said:
Shinji Ikari.
Almost all the characters in Neon Genesis Evangelion are interesting. Shinji, however, is a sniveling little runt. He allows others to suffer through his whiny inaction and thinks that since he's had a rough life, he gets to be a whiny bitch.
He's so boring they had to make his character more interesting by writing a scene into the movie where he jacks off over an unconscious Asuka.
How lame is Shinji? Near the end of the series, my friend and I would erupt is uproarious applause whenever somebody would bitchslap him. Not the response you want for the main character of your series.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:27:21 PM
FireThunder replied to FireThunder:
And the fact that several people before me mentioned him should be an indicator of how awful he is. I apologize for stepping on anybody's toes, but I can't think of another character I despise more.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:30:18 PM
Selaphiel said:
I'd have to go with the main character from Fate/Stay Night (Shirou, maybe?)
Oh, hey! A trained knight lady! Omg, a villain! No lady! You're clearly stronger than me, but I am a MAN! MEN FIGHT! WOMEN COOK!
So, aside from Saber almost dying constantly protecting him from "protecting" her, he also slowly transforms her from an assertive and mature female character into the retarded "moe" blushing girly-girl stereotype of the rest of the female cast.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:29:26 PM
Dangurous said:
I have a friend who has a metric ton (in bit terms) of anime pr0n. so I have sampled some of the various one-offs (no pun intended) and series, and one of the most notorious is called "La Blue Girl". The only thing I can remember from that series is some possibly-not-random thug who says, and I quote: "I didn't come here just to air-f*** you!" and that is the only thing I remember from La Blue Girl. so sad.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:34:06 PM
operations said:
Tenchi Muyo.
Really, your choices are this awesome, sexually ripe and experienced teleporting space pirate, or whiny princess bitch, and you can't make up your mind? Really?
Be a man and pick one already!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:41:53 PM
MageOfDarkSouls replied to operations:
I say both and throw in the stupid space police while your at it.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:39:14 PM
Marjorie said:
The one character I can genuinely say has no redeemable qualities of any kind from Inuyasha was Mouryoumaru. He was supposed to be a big villain, one of the offshoots of Naraku if I recall correctly (or at least he was leagued with Naraku's side), but his entry into the series may as well mark its decline and the point at which it started to drag on and on and just wander in plot circles without going anywhere.
To summarize, Mouryoumaru had no personality to speak of. I'm not sure he even really talked much at all. Secondly, he was an absolutely hideous character design, super tall (20 feet I'll guess?) with some armor shell junk attached to his shoulder, tentacles, and a scar on the face in lieu of any character development. He was one ugly fucker. Third, he walked around naked. So you were always aware of his super large junk dangling in Inuyasha's face, even though it was almost always off panel.
To illustrate how long the Mouryoumaru story-arc dragged out, he appeared in Volume 35 of the manga and didn't meet his end until 10 volumes later! In that time, no memorable story revolving around him developed. He was always there, a looming threat, another villain to battle and escape from countless times so that the fangirls could argue for 10 more volumes whether Inuyasha should end up with Kikyo or Kagome.
So what makes this a truly useless character?
HE DOESN'T EVEN DIE.
No, Inuyasha doesn't even get to defeat him in battle, after all that build up. Mouryoumaru was built up so much, and after the anime/manga had run so long, that many, many fanfics depicted him in the "final battle", only for the series to end years later. Or maybe it only felt like years later. But yeah, Mouryoumaru was nowhere near the final battle. Takahashi introduced him as false hope that here was one more antagonist to beat at the end, only to make him a completely pointless trail mark along the way.
No, Inuyasha didn't defeat Mouryoumaru. Naraku simply absorbed him and went on his way. Like the author was saying, oops, my bad, this character sucks. Nothing to see here, let's move on. You could remove the entire 10-volume subplot of Mouryoumaru and you wouldn't miss anything.
Just the thought of Mouryoumaru sours the thought of Inuyasha for me... and this from a rare fangirl who actually liked the series and most the characters in it! Including both Kikyo and Kagome!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:42:39 PM
Anomalocaris replied to Marjorie:
Hell, Naraku himself was worse. Right after the Band of Seven arc he became ludicrously overpowered and got the ability to instantly regenerate from any and all damage (I swear to God it happened between panels once!).
And he JUST. WOULDN'T. FUCKING. DIE.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:16:17 PM
Big J said:
Chi-Chi from DBZ. Jesus Christ bitch, the world is about to be blown up and all you want is for Gohan to do school work! Not to mention, she's yelling in a very annoying manner 75% of the time we see her on the show.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:46:21 PM
MC Leahy said:
I'd have to say Colonel M'Quve from Mobile Suit Gundam, for a couple reasons.
First of all, the name. Try saying it right now. Just try. It's got a random apostrophe and and M followed by a Q, it's just a nightmare.
Second of all, he was the least interesting villain and he got the most screen time. In the middle of the series they stop everything to go and fight him in Odessa. When Char finally comes back, M'Quve is always hanging out with him.
Late in the series, there's a pivotal duel between Amuro and Lalah at Texas. M'Quve is randomly there and he contributes nothing.
It's like his entire reason for existing is to fill up time. Even in the movies, where he was almost entirely cut out, they still included a random scene of him talking about a vase.
That's another thing. Our big introduction to this guy? Both in the series and the movies, it's him bragging about an expensive vase he owns and how he's going to send it to his boss as a present. Real menacing.
Garma and Ramba Ral were only around for a few episodes, but they were infinitely more compelling. Why is M'Quve so special? Why did he get to live for half the series when the better villains got killed?
I don't even remember what kind of Mobile Suit M'Quve had. Maybe he didn't even have one. That's how little of an impression he made, yet he got more screen time than any of the Zabis, or Lalah, or Ramba. It just isn't fair.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:46:32 PM
CaptainLoquacious said:
For me, it's got to be Mokuba from yu-gi-oh. He is, without a doubt, one of the bitchiest characters in an entire series of bitchy characters. Let's take a look at his first appearance in the show. Yugi's just hanging out, kicking some ass, as is his wont, when all of a sudden, some fucker in a shitty hat and bandana mask leaps out and challenges him. After they bullshit, Yugi, pitying the poor fuck, accepts his challenge, only for the bandito to reveal that he's the younger brother to the series badass, Kaiba. Considering that Kaiba is one of the richest fuckers on the planet, you'd think his little brother, whom he adores in his stoic way, would have some sort of custom ass-whomping machine of a deck. WRONG. He stole his deck and entry fee from some poor random fuck that got in his way. After Yugi shoves his lifepoints up his ass, Mokuba goes on to have a useless career as kidnap victim and plot tool extraordinaire. God damn.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:48:58 PM
Zombie Fu replied to CaptainLoquacious:
Agreed. Also don't forget to add he was always being kidnapped...so worthless.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 11:42:00 AM
intothenight said:
Tohru Honda from Fruits Basket. While I can usually put up with shojo heroines, this one is a huge exception. She's always bubbly, cheerful, ever-so-helpful, and simply such a nice person that wants everyone to be happy that there's no room for her to have any sort of personality whatsoever. I have no idea how such a vapid character managed to get a best-selling manga. She's got all the nuance of a motivational poster (Hang in there, Kyo!). I'd suspect her of being stoned constantly, but a plot twist like that might end up actually being interesting. She's clearly meant to be the perfect little girl next door. Perfection has never been so unappealing. I can understand why her mother died. Variety is the spice of life, after all, and nothing is blander than a life full of Tohru Honda.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:53:01 PM
Lily412 replied to intothenight:
Wow. You have no idea how wrong you are. She's not just vapidly, emptily happy all the time. She tries very hard to stay positive because she cares about the people around her and she wants them to be happy. The manga does more to develop her character, but I think she's well-written in the series too. She's a person who is always trying to better herself and help those around her, which is a rarity.
And as far as her being boring, she has some really good lines in the show that clue you in about how she's not your everyday girl from normal circumstances; she's got plenty going on.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 05:39:53 AM
superplough said:
Orihime from Bleach!! ugh! She's completely crap, all she does is cry "kurosaki-kuuuuuuuun"
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:54:22 PM
Jacs replied to superplough:
Holy shit YES. QFT!
Orihime is the most useless character in the history of useless characters. I've spent most of my time reading this arc wishing for her death. And then I feel bad about myself because so much of my hatred is directed towards a fictional character. I kept hoping on those fractions would kick her ass down some stairs and be done with it. I'm dreading when the anime catches up so I get to hear her awful, simpering "Kurosakiiii" Hey, bitch why don't you get off your ass and do something helpful. And healing the enemy is NOT helpful.
Are you happy now TKKT? You made me hate someone more than Kagome, Sakura AND that punk-ass bitch Shinji.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:17:17 PM
Don East replied to Jacs:
Orihime? Most useless character in Bleach? BULL-FUCKIN-SHIT! 90% of the Shinigami/Soul Reapers are more useles than Orihime. At least Orihime has done stuff back when Bleach was actually good. There are several characters I can think of who are worse than her but one cerain character comes to mind, Momo Hinamori. Goddamnit why does she exist? All she did was act emo about her precious Captain Aizen. Even when it's revealed he's traitor and tried to kill her once she thinks he's a misunderstood creature. For the love of God, he stabbed you in the chest you dumb bitch! She should've died in the Soul Society arc and I hope she ends up dying in the current arc because there's no way a person gets stabbed twice and lives!
So yeah, my vote is Hinamori.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:55:08 PM
Jacs replied to Don East:
Okay yeah. I still have blinding rage for Orihime, but I can totally get behind Momo as well. Can we get Tatsuki chapters? Please. Anything to make me not be ashamed of being a girl.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:02:18 AM
Glitchy Goblin replied to Jacs:
Bleach sucks as a whole. It's all fights, the same outfits, a forgotten original cast, and clos-up shots of eyes on every page, not to mention the main characters just keep winning by not trying for half the fight, and then trying suddenly. Every. Single. Time.
the anime is a failure and so are its fans.
I could go into it, but it would crash the internet if I explained all of the nonsensical plotholes and bull in this terrible, terrible manga.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 12:13:08 AM
Albanaeon said:
Fat Buu from DBZ. Villains in a fighting show shouldn't be baby talking bubblegum.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:55:29 PM
pollardy said:
i know this has already been said, but im going with chi-chi, as the reasons already been stated
/yes im using my vote to agree she sucks so much
Posted 03/19/2010 at 06:56:29 PM
Zeig said:
Shinji Ikari from Evangelion. The kid was a douche. He has his own personal fighting Giant robot that kills aliens from space, as well as living with a drunk chick with tits who actually has a thing for him. She even offered him sex near the end of it.
And what does he do?
He cry's, he whines, he's like a typical myspace user who has everything anyone would ever want. EVER.
Honestly, i could understand daddy not loving you, and efectivly forcing you to operate giant doom-bot(of awesome), but the point where you live with a hot chick who only really owns a fridge full of booze, your not allowed to be sad anymore. By this point, your just TRYING to be sad for the sake of being sad, and that's pathetic. its myspace degree of pathetic.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:07:59 PM
TheHatredIsStrong said:
Light fucking Yagami from Death Note.
I despise the entire show because of him. I don't care if it has a sort-of-interesting concept. I don't care if L is awesome. This one asshat emo kid with a God complex and the power to do something about it killed it all. He's insane, has an ego the size of Jupiter and his motivation is stupid ("I'll stop crime by killing people, and in the process become the ruler of humanity! Damn, I'm awesome.").
I've never seen a main character so goddamn unsympathetic as he is. Vash becomes cool at the end, Shinji is atleast relatable at times (I'd freak out in that situation, too), Naruto has his moments of bad-assery, but Light?
If ever there was a character that deserved to be skull-fucked by bullets, Light was it.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:10:12 PM
Boredlizzie replied to TheHatredIsStrong:
That's why the ending was so damn satisfying! It just took sooooo long to get there!
Posted 03/20/2010 at 02:18:59 AM
christwriter replied to TheHatredIsStrong:
Death Note was interesting from a writer's perspective (IMHO anyway) because it was:
(1. completely amoral
(2. An interesting, complex idea BECAUSE it was completely amoral
If Light hadn't died at the end of it, though, I probably would have lit the series on fire. Even Near barely scrapes by. Every main character in the series, with the possible exception of Misa Misa (gag. me. with. a. fucking. spork.) is a flaming sociopath, and L had the same god complex Light did. He just didn't use the notebook.
My other problem with it was that I read the whole thing in our local bookstore, and after volume 4 or so, every other book was missing. And I didn't miss any of the plot.
If you can get the whole story reading every other book, the series is too fucking slow. Just saying.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 10:15:50 AM
TheHatredIsStrong replied to christwriter:
I'll agree that the concept was interesting, giving someone the ability to kill with the stroke of a pen is - on paper (haha, pun) - brilliant. The problem I have with the characters that have/use the Death Notes is that not a one of them has a shred of fucking humanity. Instead of there being some major moral/psychological dilemmas to play off of, we get a bunch of teenagers gallivanting about like twelve year olds with access to their dad's gun cabinet. Amorality is all well and good, but when every Tom, Dick and Harry is a sociopath it becomes stale and trite.
I'll also agree with L having a God complex. I don't like his character, I just threw that in there as he's usually one of the reasons people justify the show. The entire cast of that show/manga can go drown in a pool of AIDS for all I care, Light was just the one that garnered the most of my impressive ire.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 01:21:17 PM
TheHatredIsStrong replied to TheHatredIsStrong:
I just realized that stale and trite mean the same thing...
Fuck it. My hatred of that show deserves repetition.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 01:31:59 PM
Red Hood said:
Damn you albanaeon, I was just about to say that.
My other choice is young Simon from Gurren Lagann pre-Lordgenome fight. Why this version of Simon? Because he is pretty much the only main person responsible for the death of one of my favorite character, Kamina. Seeing the rest of the series and how badass Simon becomes later on piloting the Gurren Lagann, it would have been just as awesome if not more had Kamina been right there piloting gurren. I hadn't been so saddened by an anime death since Nicholas D. Wolfwood died in Trigun, also because of a whiny bitch moment. But let me state my reason even clearer.
1. Had Simon had his head in the game, Kamina would not have been in the position he was in to get impaled by the Beastman general.
2. Had Simon grown a pair of balls upon watching Kamina get owned, Kamina would have possible been able to conserve his last remaining energy that could have saved his life instead of getting up again to snap Simon out of it once again.
3. His lack of concentration was due to watching Yoko and Kamina kiss. Are you fucking kidding me? Kamina died because Simon was too busy being jealous and hurt to concentrate on the battle. Shit.
So that is my reasoning as to why I hate that version of Simon.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:14:20 PM
Smileyvirus said:
I'm going to be obscure and say Gora from Innocent Venus.
When the guy wasn't whining or generally being a pain in the arse, he was betraying people.
I watched the thing 3 years ago and he still annoys me. -_-
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:18:44 PM
Hanni said:
Akane Tendo from Ranma 1/2. Admittedly, I haven't seen much of the anime, but I read the entire manga and pretty much all she did the entire time was bitch about how much she disliked her fiance, then kick him over a building every time he said something similar about her. In fact, she typifies Rumiko Takahashi's female protagonists--whiny, clingy, insecure, and prone to unreasonable violence.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:19:42 PM
Lisa said:
Misa Amane from Death Note. She totally seems to have just wandered into the wrong anime. She should get her ass back into a magical girl show where her perkiness won't throw off the vibe DN goes for. Aside from the perky overload, she's also very stupid and an easily manipulated tool.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:21:08 PM
Haden said:
Kamui from X, is one of the most annoying SOB's around, why, the prick is the most powerful character until Fumma gains his powers, and does nothing, let bad things happen to his friends, at least Spawn was an ass that didn't care about unknown people, but this guy, was not cold, was a bum, sacrifice everyone and still cry about it. His lack of resolution is so sickening
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:22:08 PM
demoncat said:
so far some of the choices i was going to say have been said . but to me the one animie character i find annoying is angel the katue katue from out law star. for one she does nothing but scream that she is a katue katue. for the whole series and too when jim and co try to get rid of her she starts bawling . and she is suppose to be some warrior cat .but mostly that she keeps screaming i am a katue katue.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:23:05 PM
Sanriostar said:
Okay, I'm going 'Full Metal Comic-Book Guy' on this, but I don't F---ing care.
Jareten; from Urusei Yatsura. The worst character comes from my favorite Manga and Anime.
Why?
Anytime Ataru wants to get away from Lum, and get with Shinobu, (or Benten, or Ran, or Kurama, or Oyuki..) he is there, breathing fire at Ataru and screaming that he'll tell Lum and blackmailing Moroboshi at any chance he has.
Anytime Lum wants to get with Ataru, or prove herself to him, once again, he's there; chiding her for her misdirected love and pouring salt on her wounds, asking her to give him up.
But whenever there's a cute gal he's interested in (Sakura, Flower Girl, ghost-kitty, ect.) he does the *EXACT SAME* S--t as Ataru, making excuses the entire time as to why he can do it, but Ataru can't, all the while tripping up Ataru at every step.
This little S--t can't make up his mind!
He was introduced wayyyyyyy too early in the anime; the 2nd episode, smothering the breathing room that was established between Lum and Ataru in the original Manga (around a year's worth of time, I believe) and making demands on the Moroboshi household that drove Mrs. Moroboshi into a deep rage, and Mr. Moroboshi even deeper into his nightly paper.
I was happy when his Fire-fighting mother came by, 'cause then he wouldn't breathe fire, and get what was coming to him.
Have I mentioned that I hate Jariten today?
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:25:26 PM
Shadowtag said:
Shinji from Evangelion. I hate that little bastard and insist HE made Gendo the jerk he is. C'mon, if that came out of me, I'd rage against God too, clone his mother over and over again and kill her repeatedly with my penis. That's why God was mad. Gendo made Shinji and then spent a billion hours in MS Paint trying make himself look like the good guy.
Hell the only person from Evangelion I wouldn't kill is Misato and her weird penguin.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:30:21 PM
Jay said:
This may seem way too obvious, but I'm going to say Pikachu. Granted, the show is childish and juvenile, so there isn't a whole lot of character depth or development going on, but Pikachu sucks. The main basis for this argument? The games.
Pokemon, in its time, was a pretty fun game with some excellent monster designs and fairly enjoyable gameplay. So what's wrong with Pikachu? Well, nothing much in the game; he's a standard order Electric-type that isn't any more impressive than the other Pokemon of his type. Somewhat cute, but forgettable.
Yet...
The entire franchise now revolves around this thing. Why? I don't know. I'm guessing because he's cute, but still, imagine how heartbroken children must have been when they realized Pikachu wasn't the strongest Pokemon and would have failed miserably in the first few gyms. Yet how does the show portray him? As an obnoxious little mouse creature with awesome electrical powers who, as a poster before said, leads his trainer and master around. Pikachu is awful because of his mediocrity.
Plus Bulbasaur is awesome.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:31:16 PM
99 Bottles of Blood on the Wall replied to Jay:
I know, right? Why couldn't Pokemon have a badass for a mascot like Nidoking of Suicune? They may be scary, but they're all twice the MONster than that little shitstain, Pikachu.
Aren't monsters supposed to be scary?
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:01:50 PM
JTtheConqueror replied to 99 Bottles of Blood on the Wall:
or Charizard
I remember usually having a Raichu in my final group though.
Posted 03/22/2010 at 02:45:59 AM
The Amazing Rando said:
Okay I'm gonna go with Tsukune Aono from Rosario+Vampire. This guy has got FIVE girls practically Raping him and he can't do it with any of them, for NO REASON!!! I'm gonna say that again, HE'S GOT FIVE GIRLS PRACTICALLY RAPING HIM, AND HE WON'T DO IT WITH ANY OF THEM. Why! I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!!!! Okay one of the girls, Yukari, is jailbait, but that still doesn't explain why he won't jump Moka, Kurumu, Mizore, or Ruby, it's FAIRLY obvious they wouldn't mind going nuts on his cock in a massive orgy, but this jackass for some UNKNOWN REASON will not do it. He just won't do it!!! I am beginning to think his balls have dropped off and he's no longer a man. At least other Harem Characters have reasons for their indecisiveness, Tenchi (from Tenchi Muyo)wasn't in love with the girls, Keitaro(from Love Hina) was madly in love with the girl from his childhood, hell even Negi (from Negima) put his magic training and finding his father over falling in love, but Tsukune has no reason, literally none to turn any of these girls down, even if I even remotely believed that he just liked Moka that much, then why does he still keep bouncing from girl to girl. He's not even dead set on Moka right now any way. Hell even his childhood friend thought she still had a chance at him, that's how obvious he makes himself. His own childhood friend, who has known him for most of his life, couldn't even tell he was in love. I mean if NOBODY can tell if your in love than are you really in love to begin with or is this clown just going through the motions.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:38:52 PM
Laura said:
Tamahome from Fushigi Yuugi. Not only is he the REASON that Miaka is so annoying ("TAMAHOOOMEEE KUUUUUUUUUN!"); he's basically the anime equivalent of that douche who keeps sending drinks to your table, no matter how many times you refuse him, and doesn't have room in his tiny brain to understand why you might want to refuse him.
Plus he's a total Mary Sue. His power is... being effective at beating people up. There's another guy who has a fucking FIRE SHOOTING FAN, yet Tamahome still gets to be the deciding factor in most battles. And you know that Watase Yuu wanted to do him.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:49:47 PM
Flip said:
Haraguchi from Genshiken cause he looks like Gabe Newell but is a complete bastard so that makes me hate him even more.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:50:23 PM
Cloudy Perspective said:
Ah,man...if only I hadn't used Aizen in a previous contest already.Oh well
I'm gonna go with Marechiyo Omaeda from Bleach.No wait,I meant Marechiyo Yoshiamenosuke Nikkotaroemon Omaeda.
Sure,he might be a relatively minor character,but I swear to god that every time his enormous ass shows up on screen it makes my skin crawl,my blood boil and makes me prone to unreasonable violence involving my television...one of these days I might have to explain to my poor mother why there's a gaping hole in the wall...
But back to the point,the reasons I just fucking hate him are as follows:
1.He's a walking sack of lard(seriously,if he accidentally falls on anyone,they're gonna need reconstructive surgery stat)and one hell of an ugly motherfucker at that
2.He's completely fucking useless.Even though his Zampakutou(that's fancy talk for "magik sword on steroids) turns into a big-ass flail,even tough he's Vice-captain of Squad 2 which is better known for being the Assassination Squad, and even though he could theoretically kill enemies by just flattening them with his ginormous ass...he still sucks in battle.How the hell did he end up being Soi Fon's vice-captain? How the hell did he get into squad 2 in the first place?! My newborn kitten can do more damadge than him for god's sakes!(I got a few nasty little scratches this very morning)
3.He's just disgusting, a man that the Bleach wiki describes as "cowardly, loud, vain, elitist, snobbish, greedy, and sluggish".Doesn't that make for a likable character? Also he's insanely rich and does not need to do any of this shit at all,especially since he ha no discernable skill other than being a complete pussy in fights,treating everyone like crap and cramming food down his throat.Oh,and he calls his little sister "ugly",based solely on grounds that she's the only normal looking one in the family,just wanted to add that.
So yeah,that pretty much sums up my reasoning for the hate,and thank Mr Robot for us fellow anime fans a chance to vent.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:55:56 PM
Star Man said:
I always feel bad for male characters that are fuck-off nobodies and somehow save the world ten times over and still can't get a date. Anime women have the highest standards of the tri-dimension area and I hate them so much for it.
I also hate characters that have to look away from you when they talk because they're cheap answers to studios who spent their whole budget on the 15 seconds of good animation in the opening sequence. I'm trying to watch cartoons not things that have as much range of motion as a drinking bird.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:56:41 PM
Lord Alvarez said:
Mr. Popo from Dragonball Z. Why?
He's a fucking racist Mammy dressed up like a genie. Let me make this more clear.
The servant of Kami is a racist caricature of an African American. A servant Mammy...I'm sorry but what in the fuck?
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:57:17 PM
Gleeman said:
Merle from Escaflowne.
All she does is get in trouble or be a cock blocker between Van and Hitomi, and if I had to listen to one more "Oh! Lord Van!" I'd put a screwdriver to my ears. Seriously, it's almost as bad an ear worm as Navi's "Hey! Listen!".
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:58:38 PM
K.L. Droscha said:
The American version of 'Astro Boy', 鉄腕アトム or 'Mighty Atom'. The American version of Astro Boy is a horrific crime against Man and God (of manga...) America's taking of a beloved Japanese childhood icon for 50 years and 'adapting' it to American tastes is the same if the Japanese took Shirley Temple and adapted her to 'Japanese' tastes: A cute, doe-eyed girl with gold curls, who interacts predominately with middle aged men and tap dances with elderly men. Imagine...just imagine what Japan would do with that situation....twisting it beyond recognition and lacing it with themes that were not found in the original product (THE HORROR), the horrible marketing products they would produce (body pillows, figurines covered with 'milk', naughty outfits)....and we KNOW how big Moe is there. The American version of Astro Boy is the same as a Japanese version of Shirley Temple: adopted to the new 'tween' pandering and American pop culture cliches, not to mention the political messages that are woven throughout. In essence, it is a piece of shit that should never exist because it would warp the minds of those that love it. WORST ANIME CHARACTER EVER!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:59:38 PM
Ezkiel Light said:
Easy.
Gainer Sanga, from Overman King Gainer.
Why? Also Easy. He's the most wishy washy, not caring character in the world. He hates the fact that the main characters take his 'city scapes' on an exodus and the fact his parents were killed by this exodus people, but goes along with the exodus ideal, and even fucking helps them for no good reason, except for they asked him! GAH!!!!!!!! And he's character doesn't even grow or evole over the course of the show. He just pretty much accepts the fact his life sucks.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:02:39 PM
Kaitune said:
My chosen character is actually the protagonist of a porn game, but since the game got made into a VERY WELL-KNOWN anime (in term of batshit crazy content, not for good story...) so I guess he should count.
My choice is Makoto Ito from the infamous anime 'School Days', and this shithead represents everything that is wrong with eroge and harem animes...
(Warning: this is going to be a long, confusing description with bad grammar because I am typing this with RAGE. Make sure that you look at puppy photos before and after reading it.)
First, Makoto is into this hot girl (let's call her 'Girl A') whom he has never even talked to. He just looks at her every day and secretly takes a photo of her in his mobile-phone, which ISN'T CREEPY AT ALL BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT HE LUVS HER. Another hot girl (let's call her 'Girl B') finds out about that, and instead of being freak out, she offers him a lesson in approaching girls. By the end of the first TV episode, he SOMEHOW becomes a boyfriend of Girl A (because mediocre horny guy is such a catch, you know), and by end of the 5th episode, he screwed Girl B because Girl A won't let him sex her up. Girl A, who has no idea that her fuckhead of a boyfriend is cheating on her, is bullied by another hot girl (Girl C) who is secretly in love with Makoto (for---unknown reason). When Girl A finds out what a cheating whore her boyfriend is, she just can't break up with Makoto because he is--err--such a nice guy, you know. While Girl A and Girl B are having cold war, Makoto sexes up Girl C because she offers it. Since by then, Girl A still won't have sex with hi, Makoto wants to break up with her, intending to go for Girl B who is sluttier. When Girl B's best friend (who is also secretly in love with Makoto for whatever crazy reason) finds out that Makoto is cheating on Girl B with Girl C, she offers herself to Makoto asking for him to be faithful to her Girl B as an exchange (BUT BY HAVING SEX WITH HIM, SHE IS HAVING HIM CHEATING ON GIRL B--WAIT--THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!) Girl B then finds out anyway that Makoto is cheating with Girl C, but she just can't bring herself to stop loving him, so she stops coming to school in distress. On Girl A's side, she is slowly turning crazy because of her unfulfilling LUV for Makoto. While Girl A and Girl B aren't around, Makoto goes on sexing other random chicks because he is obviously such a catch. Girl B soon finds out that she is pregnant, so she informs the entire school and Makoto just that. Since he is getting a cockblock, and he doesn't want to become the daddy, he goes back to Girl A since he hasn't have the chance to sex her up yet. Girl A is soooo happy her manwhore comes back that she totally doesn't mind how he has impregnated another girl, and kindly suggests Girl B to get abortion (KIDS THESE DAYS!) Sadden by the fact that Makoto isn't going to marry her and raise up their baby, Girl B stabs Makoto in the gut killing him. When Girl A finds out, she kills Girl B before cutting her stomach opened just to check if there is actually baby inside, then crazily announces "I know that she lied (BECAUSE MAKOTO IS OBVIOUSLY SUCH A KIND AND LOVING BF)". The anime ends with the scene of Girl A alone on her family's yacht, hugging Makoto's decapitated head (that she cut off, so they can be together forever and ever!). THE END.
Tell me if that isn't screwed up. It is like some otakus deciding to write a FFF while being overdosed on eroge games and animes. To top all that off, this anime ISN'T a hentai (/porn)! It is obviously otaku's fantasy gone wrong... The main character is such a douchebag with no redeeming factor, but every hot girl decides that he is such a catch to the point that they are willing to carry his baby or turning insane for him...
The only worse thing is that, I have seen some people making argument for Makoto, saying that he isn't THAT bad and it is all Girl B's fault while praising the anime for giving a realistic portrayal on the modern society... SHIT ME NOT!
For all these reasons, Makoto Itou is one of the most screwed up anime character ever. PERIOD.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:03:18 PM
Spessartine said:
Punch and Judy, from "Cowboy Bebop"'s bounty hunter advertising show, Big Shot. Seriously, besides being generic stereotypes, they're also often worse than useless. You'll rue the day, cast of Big Shot. You'll rue the day.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:10:20 PM
Cavity_Dog said:
If it counts, the answer is those butt ugly doujin artists that draw themselves accurately in their works. While putting yourself into a doujin is depraved and contemptible on the same level as most of the FFF entries, if I wanted to read smutty comics, I'd at least like the characters to look nice, instead of naked warty old japanese men with permanent five o'clock shadows and bulging waist lines.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:15:46 PM
Radical Kiba said:
Anyone and anything from Inu-Yasha. Boring, repetitive, cheesy show that has no ending in sight. And forgive me if it has ended, because I wouldn't know, I couldn't stick around to watch more than 50 episodes. Or whatever.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:18:09 PM
Anonymous replied to Radical Kiba:
I hate thigns with No Ending in Sight. That type of writing gets you the soap opera The Guiding Light. It's been going for over seventy years and has outlived anyone and everyone who has watched its original episodes. Which were on radio. Yeah...
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:07:10 PM
Kayla said:
I'm going to have to go with one of the more popular girl animes broadcast to North American kids in the mid-90's on networks like YTV and Teletoon.
I'm going to have to go with my favourite anime, Sailor Moon. This was my gateway anime, as it was for lots of people.
I loved Serena/Usagi, I found her very relate-able. I was clumsy and silly. She was clumsy and silly! I was teased, she was teased! I have a penchant for older men, and guess what? So does she! My hair was super long and blonde, and so was hers.
The similarities are endless.
However, only until recently did I realize that I cannot like Sailor Moon anymore, even for its nostalgia. Why?
Because of the worlds favourite Mormon, Stephanie Meyer.
Bella Swan is clumsy and silly. She definitely has a penchant for older men. She, like Serena/Usagi, was protected by her man, in Sailor Moon's case it was Tuxedo Mask. These are not proper role models for girls. Okay, let's all go out and try to be independent and all Girl Power! about this, but you're def. gonna fuck up and a big strong man will save the day and protect you and you're going to fall in love with him for it.
One throws razor sharp roses and the other calls you Spider Monkey.
I don't know which one's better. (OK, I'd totes go for a razor rose) But as of three years ago, I was blind. Twilight came out. I read it. Now I wish I hadn't wasted a good portion of my time on something that I find so annoying now.
She whines constantly. The amount of time Serena is NOT whining is comparable to the amount of time Kristin Stewart is NOT sucking at acting.
I probably won't win for this entry as I took the cheap route and called upon the Twilight card, but the similarities are too close. And because I found Serena so relatable WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?
This is why I hate Sailor Moon. If it wasn't for Serena, I wouldn't have found similarities between Sailor Moon and Twilight, and then I wouldn't be stuck with the knowledge that I am somewhat Bella Swan and that quite frankly makes me gag.
*does the Serena whine*
I betcha you can hear it too, in your head. Your welcome :)
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:18:37 PM
I mean no offence too you...but Serena always drove me nuts, I loved or at least liked the other scouts...not her, except for when she was the Moon Princess [right? my god it's been years].
Fuck....Now I'm thinking about this...can I argue that Serena actually managed do do shit beyond talking about how pretty Darien was all the fucking time? "He's so pretty!" -trip- 'omg such a clutz", [totally wrote slutz...woops], "Edward left, life=over" -sad face-, "oh Jacob! Nah still like Edward", blah blah blah...think that's pretty much all the like 7000 pages of 'story'.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:37:54 PM
j-me replied to Kayla:
I actually just recently did a paper & presentation in Japanese class on Sailormoon as the hero/monomyth Joseph Campbell-style, drawing comparisons between her and Spiderman in particular, so your comments are amusing and timely. I guess my problem was that I took the Sailormoon story as a whole (looking at the major plot points that are shared between the manga, anime, and live action shows) and not just the anime. Looking at just "Serena" in the anime you def. have a point
But looking at "Sailor moon" she's still wayyy past what that twi-whelp could ever be!!
Posted 03/20/2010 at 02:35:55 AM
ebossart replied to Kayla:
Thank you. Although my original vote went to Rini as worst EVAR, you've def got a point with Serena being intended as an awesome role model but really missing the fucking point. "I AM SAILOR MOON! I WILL PUNISH YOU...oh eww a snake! *whiiiiiine* it's slimy!!! OOOH Tuxedo Mask!! *melt/swoon*" Oh so you're saying you're strong but constantly carp and complain then get saved by your codependent partner? Oh that's so nice.
The other characters really come off as pretty one-dimensional. And I do like the Bella tie-in. If you ask me, one of the better female role models in animation is Daria Morgandorffer. Hell yeah girl.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 03:42:03 PM
GeneralSkar said:
Agito from Origin:Spirits of the Past.
In the very beginning, him and his friend Cain run down into Druid territory. They take backpacks for storing water down to the "forbidden" forest that resides at the bottom of one of many chasms in the city. There is already a conveyor belt that carries plenty enough water up to the human inhabitants up top, so all they are producing is greater hostility between them and the Druids. Agito swims/runs from the Druid horde and leaves Cain to fend for himself, resulting in the discovery of a large cube loaded with ancient stasis pods. He inadvertently activates the cube and frees a girl from the past, blah blah blah. An older man named Shunack had been recovered from a stasis pod decades earlier in a rival city and needs her and her necklace to awaken the powers of ESTOC; a giant moving fortress that will wipe out all vegetation on the planet so life can start anew. (pretty much a copy of Spriggan's Noah's Ark) The girl, Toola, succumbs to the man's persuasion and willingly leaves with him. Agito naturally takes on the task of getting her back. This when he already has Minka, the only other girl in town, who is dying to marry him one day and actually has a personality unlike Toola. It is remarkable just how little happens between them before Agito commits himself to changing her mind. He doesn't even know about ESTOC until much later on. And in order to save Toola, he melds himself with the forest for superhuman strength. All the other silver-haired characters, such as Shunack, have done the same. Agito's very own father had died from the side effects of doing it (turning into a tree and dying prematurely) on the very same day. Agito is eventually captured by Shunack and is given time to speak with Toola briefly before she turns her back on him and leaves him to be executed, finding greater importance in wiping out the forest. In the final battle, Shunack is defeated by Agito when he lets loose his "forest power" and turns himself into a tree, dying just like his father. Toola has been saved, and manages to shut down ESTOC before she cries at Agito's roots, as she finally has found reason to. Then a giant fruit appears and out drops Agito, given a free pass on the whole death by metamorphosis deal. In the end, Agito and Toola escape ESTOC and wave at siblings Cain and Minka as a loving couple as they return to Agito's home.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:19:06 PM
GeneralSkar replied to GeneralSkar:
I'm not entering this, because it would be pointless to articulate, but the female protagonist in Kite Liberator is terrible as well. Everything to do with the screenplay is terrible to the point that the movie loses all meaning.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:31:16 PM
pumpkinguts said:
Every black character in anime that
A.) looks like they are wearing black face, and/or have big red lips. (Joco, Mr.Popo, Claudia from robotech).
B.) Are dark skinned and have completely white features.
C) Wears a cap backwards.
Before everybody starts defending the Japanese as a homogeneous culture spare me it's 2010!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:19:46 PM
Blader the Awesome said:
Yoko, from Gurren Laga-
SIT BACK DOWN!
Yoko's a totally useless whore. She's there for TWO THINGS; TITS and ASS. She has a non-evolving, absolutely bitchy character. She's like Misato, from Evangelion, but with a period from hell and nineteen times more fan service. She also does nothing for the entire episode.
While putting a pair of sweater melons onto the amazingly manly Kamina would truly be the worst thing ever... I'd gladly do that than look at the uber cunt Yoko Littner for 25 episodes and two movies.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:21:46 PM
Red Hood replied to Blader the Awesome:
Wait, did you watch the same Gurren Lagann I did because I recall Yoko providing cover fire ad well as taking out a few Gunmen herself. Now I agree she us mostly there fir fan service purposes but she does play a big role in the first arc of the series. The fact that she is a slut is not enough of a reason because those are a dime a dozen in anime. Here let me give you a reason to justify your hate: she is partly responsible for the death not only of Kamina by distracting Simon with her fan service but she is partly responsible for the death of Kitan aka "Kamina-lite". It's ok to hate her but hate her for the right reasons.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:04:48 PM
Papasan replied to Blader the Awesome:
I have no way to articulately argue against this except to say that you are wrong... So I guess I'll just slink off to the Emo corner and act all butthurt for awhile.
*sniff*
i love yoko
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:36:47 AM
tekkie said:
"Kaishounachi (worthless man)" from Oruchuban Ebichu.
Cheats on Ebichu's owner, lies to her about it, and promises to meet for dinner at 8 then stays out until 10 gambling, only to offer to make it up by letting her suck his dick.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:24:46 PM
Goose said:
Kira Yamato from Gundam SEED. It's just that very time I saw him agonise about something or start crying I just wanted to strangle the little bastard by the neck until he just FUCKING dies.
I'm surprised the little git didn't down in his own space suit from the amount of tears he shed inside that gundam.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:25:54 PM
Blader the Awesome replied to Goose:
Even worse, he's the first Gundam Protagonist to have sex on-screen... to horribly sugar-coated japanese dance music that's actually kind of catchy. Not to mention, it's horribly un-subtle, and HE HAS PITY SEX. PITY SEX.
And thus, we have evidence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxOoPCxA0Mg
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:31:51 PM
toplessnerd said:
Cheza from Wolf's Rain. She's really the root of the entire problem. Beacuse of her, Kiba becomes obsessed with finding paradise. Because of her, Tsume, kiba, toboe and hige spend their lives searching for something that they never really reached. Because of her they got into trouble and got multiple injuries. Because of her, Darcia hunted the wolves down. And lastly, because of her, they all died. So screw Cheza.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:32:10 PM
WarrenGHarding said:
RULES BE DAMNED. I'm gonna go ahead and say it: Walt Disney.
Japan gave the world Anime, which is awesome. Because of Walt Disney, America gave the world... The Little Mermaid.
I'm not saying The Little Mermaid (or WALT'S version of Snow White, or WALT'S version of Sleeping Beauty) aren't great, but it's all Walt's fault that most Americans think cartoons are automatically for kids, and automatically G-rated. It's 2010 already but I can still state, with all certainty, that this weeks animated "How to Train Your Dragon" features not ONE dragon-related evisceration.
Screw you, Walt. I'm gonna go fire up my Samurai Champloo DVDs and take a shot every time someone dies from extreme blood loss. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:38:12 PM
Kaoy replied to WarrenGHarding:
Osamu Tezuka, author of what would later become the original anime was inspired artistically by a very early Disney animation titled Steam Boat Willy(featuring a character that later inspired/became the Mikey Mouse). It is no exaggeration to say that if Disney did not exist, neither would what we know of as 'anime'.
So what did Walt Disney bring us, again?
Posted 03/21/2010 at 05:25:02 AM
Railun said:
A hard contest for my first one because normally I like the tertiary characters in anime that other people find useless and/or annoying, and I'll suffer through the show's protagonist to watch the little guys go.
The one protagonist who keeps me from watching the show at all? Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho.
I find the character utterly unlikeable. I don't mind strong punk characters, I don't mind arrogant characters who can back up their arrogance, or at least have some redeeming features. But Yusuke? Despite practically starting the series dead, he seems to think he's incredibly important, and is granted his powers because heaven and hell weren't ready for him. Personally, Id've just stuck him in an acid enema until we had his place ready, seriously, does anyone think he had a shot at heaven previously?
And then there's his primary attack....making a gun with his fingers and calling out 'Reigun'! Real punks use their fists, or chains, or manhole covers, but little kid guns? Nu-uh
And as main protagonist who comes back from the dead, you know he's gonna be fine. Oh sure, he'll get kicked around, but then dig deep and overcome, or his allies will bail him out for some reason (Why the heck does anyone hang out with him?)
The other characters look neat, but I just can't suffer You-Sucky long enough to get to them. He combines all the worst elements of Ranma 1/2 and DBZ, and gets fans! I'd watch any of the above characters and probably the below characters before giving him 5 minutes more of my attention.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:44:19 PM
Greg said:
Relena Peacecraft from Gundam Wing. She stands on a cliff and shouts "Heero! I'm right here so come and kill me!" because she has a crush on him, while he is nowhere in sight. She preaches pacifism, it's in her name, and she shoots her brother.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:48:06 PM
Justin said:
Fuck you Rob! Miaka is far from the most awful anime character. That honor belongs to Vegeta from Dragonball Z. People are under the belief that he's a bad ass, but he's a pussy who whines about how he should be the most powerful Sayian warrior. He's a dick.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:51:06 PM
J.H. said:
I rescind my ealier choice.
The first and only answer is Lynn Minmei. It doesn't matter if it is in Macross or Robotech. Minmei is like herpes of anime because no matter how long she is gone, somene relicenses Robotech or Macross again and reminds us... MINMEI MUST DIE~!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 08:55:32 PM
mojotheamazing said:
Sakura, she represents every girl that would not go out with a “nerd” that would do anything for her but was in love with the person that treats her like poop. Who can be more hated than that? I still hate several Sakuras.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:01:07 PM
HitsNothingBreaksIt said:
Okay, this one may take a while...
When I was younger and Toonami was still fresh out of the oven, they ran a series called Outlaw Star. I repeatedly attempted to catch episodes of it, but never managed to get anything coherent. Skip forward several years, to the point where I have become bitter, hairy, world-weary and with access to a Netflix account.
So one day I hunted Outlaw Star down once more in hopes of finally watching it all the way through, and while there were many characters that I occasionally disliked, there was one above all who would earn my eternal blazing hatred. This character was Harry McDougal.
Harry McDougal, evil bounty hunter.
Harry McDougal, recurring villain.
Harry McDougal, painfully bishonen freak with bows in his hair and a sort of pale muppet vibe worthy of Leeron from Gurren Lagann.
Harry McDougal, crazed stalker cyborg who will not die.
You see, by his second appearance Harry establishes himself as not only criminal scum, but obsessive attempted cyber-rapist test tube baby criminal scum. Upon hacking into the systems of the titular spaceship, navigated by the then-connected mysterious love interest character Melfina by way of cybernetic linkup, Harry invades the archetypal cyberworld of glowy Tron lights and goofy jumpsuits of the Outlaw Star's inner workings, and chases Melfina throughout them while peppering his nightmarish chase scene with increasingly creepier lines about how desperate he is to get into Melfina's pants.
Fortunately he gets the shit beaten out of him before he can do anything especially traumatizing to Melfina. This time.
With each appearance he becomes more and more obsessed with Melfina and dangerous to the life and limb of everyone around him while his body deteriorates due to the natural consequences of being the protagonist group's set of tagalong villains. The creators fake us out repeatedly regarding whether or not they've actually killed him this episode, and every time they lie until the very last episode, where the bastard finally gets gutted by Lord Hazanko in an especially badass manner. It is at this point that my hatred for this character reaches critical mass.
For at the end of the series, they pull a complete moral 180 and say to the viewers: "Hey, you know that insufferable monster you've wanted to reach into the screen and strangle since he started talking? Yeah, he actually did all those horrible things because he was hopelessly head-over-heels in love with her, and is not a horrible reprehensible stalker after all! See? He's doing something noble!".
And indeed he does. The bastards that were the writing staff of this spurt of mediocrity they dared to call a show gave him a Heroic Sacrifice. The woman he assaulted? She returns one day to place flowers on his grave.
FUCKING. NO. I DENY YOUR REDEMPTION. BURN IN ANIME HELL, McDOUGAL, you and your FUCKING EXCUSE OF A BACKSTORY. "I was grown in a tube, so I have every right to be a weepy emo bastard, and you were too, so I have every reason to attempt at every turn to make you my love slave because I'm the only one who understands you!"
My ENTIRE ass.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to cleanse my palate a little.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:11:15 PM
Capsulesn'Coffee replied to HitsNothingBreaksIt:
Win. Ugh, why they just didn't kill him when they had the chance ill never know.
Posted 03/22/2010 at 01:50:14 AM
Scortia said:
Damnit you already mentioned Miaka! A character so bad that it gives the (not bad at all) series a bad reputation just because of her existance.
I'm going with two characters but they fill the same stereotype: Cherry from Saber Marionette J and Ayeka from the Tenchi Muyo series. The most worthless, irritating character type ever. The girl who thinks she is the perfect match for the man that she loves, tries to win him over with her deceptive "perfect wife and homemaker" routine, bitches about every other female on the show, is constantly in his face with her fake high-pitched sweet voice trying to woo him constantly. Ugh, I can't rewatch either series simply because of these characters. If I met a woman like this in real life I'm pretty sure I'd punch her in the face within five minutes of meeting her. All of the worst female stereotypes in one lying bitch character.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:12:56 PM
Meddler said:
Van from Gun Sword / GunXSword. He's the typical brooding, close-mouthed blandyman that one so frequently finds in anime. He lacks any kind of interesting personality, except when dictated by the plot, which is driven by his Quest for Vengeance. He's a cliched archetype of the highest order. However, I have come to accept such things. Not everyone can be Spike Spiegel, after all.
No, the thing that really bothers me about this character is the completely lackluster attempt that was made at giving him a personality. There is a running gag whereby Van will order every single condiment in existence with which to slather his food, usually while another character doles out important plot points to him. This usually involves about thirty or so bottles. His plate is hardly more than a pile of goop by the time he's finished.
It's a completely inept attempt at manufacturing characterization for this wooden block of a man. It's as if the creator(s) were just sitting around the lunch table one day, shrugged, and decided a jar of mayonnaise was enough to build a character on. Now, this kind of thing would be fine for a supporting cast member, but Van is the main character. He inspires no sympathy, he garners no respect. All he does is make me think twice about putting ketchup on my hamburger.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:20:09 PM
Mike said:
Every Naruto character ever.
Except for David Bowie.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:22:28 PM
Sympathy4dr.Doom said:
EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT THE GUYVER
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:25:01 PM
Paolo Mongon said:
Trigun!!! VASH!! That blond ass hat! I HATE him! I hate the whole series!! The character designs were cool enough but GOD those characters are so stupid! By far the most annoying main character ever. Vash the Stampede was a good looking design that was given the personality of a twat! AND he had a stupid peace sign flipping catch phrase that gets repeated by little anime loving jerks EVERYwhere! I like anime....I really do...but I dont think anything good has come along since Cowboy Bebop. Trigun is a beloved series for some strange reason. But than again..most anime watching tardos are fucking retarded to begin with!
One Piece is ok too. But not as good as Saint Seiya...or Devilman.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:41:29 PM
Kenny Strife said:
Hayato Maeda, otherwise known as Chumley Huffington, from Yu-Gi-Oh GX is a massive pile of failure.
I'm going to call him Chumley, because that name fits him better. It's a failure of a name for a failure of a character. I hate him for three reasons. Usually, one of these reasons is enough for me to hate a character, but Chumley combines THREE of them into a mega-fountain of hate.
Reason 1.) Chumley is a walking stereotype, like many other characters already entered. Only, instead of being a mildly entertaining stereotype, his archetype-de-jour is that of the Fat Pussy. When Chumley isn't talking about food, specifically grilled cheese sandwiches, he's being a big useless coward. Those are his defining character traits: he likes grilled cheese sandwiches and he hates conflict. That is not a personality.
Reason 2.) He's a gimmick character that adds nothing. I watched Yu-Gi-Oh GX because it was like an entire series based on a Fan Fiction Friday premise. The show was ludicrous. Batshit insane. Every stupid, stupid character was another dish to sample on this show's buffet of unbelievable ridiculousness. So what does Chumley bring to the table? He looks vaguely like a koala. That's it. His lack of personality makes his resemblance to a koala the only memorable thing about them. And because he looks vaguely like a koala, he duels with a koala-themed deck. Is he some sort of crazy koala-obsessed freak? No. Is he a reverse-weeaboo, infatuated with Australia and everything about it? No. He just uses the deck for no real reason, and he doesn't even use it much as he only duels twice in the series. Thus, the combination of his appearance and his deck turn him into a joke character, which brings me to my next point...
Reason 3.) He's a joke character who is inexplicably also a main character. Unlike other characters who fall into this category, Chumley's joke is lame. It's not funny whatsoever because Chumley isn't funny. It's worse because he's supposed to be the comedy relief. You can tell because he never does anything important and he's always attempting to be humorous. Except instead of attempting humor by being funny, he just muses about his beloved goddamn grilled cheese sandwiches and stands around being fat. Since he's in a series packed with unintentional hilarity, Chumley's unintentional anti-hilarity is palpable and painful. Every time he pops his fat ugly koala face into the frame to make a quip about cheese, the humor just stops. Syrus can be making one of his amusing soliloquies that make it obvious he's in love with Jaden, or Dr. Crowler can be going off on a high-brow rant that's absolutely hilarious coming from a failed Liberace clone like him, and then Chumley opens his mouth and the show is no longer funny. It's like he's the guy who farted in the middle of a rockin' party, except that has some potential for humor. So, I guess it's more like he shit himself or something equally pathetic.
There you have it. Chumley is nothing but a gimmicky, stereotypical joke character who is inexplicably the third wheel in the main trio, pissing all over the bounty of unintentional humor with his nigh-fetishistic love of grilled cheese sandwiches. He makes it impossible to sit back and laugh at the stupidity of it all, and that should be a sin.
Yeah, maybe he's better in the Japanese version but I highly doubt it. Chumley's beyond saving from the beginning.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:44:05 PM
Aaron said:
Kaede Fuyou from Shuffle her whole thing is basically she's a guilt ridden codependent who cant have Rin but ultimately feels she must abase her self for past actions committed against Rin and even ends up beating up Asa then throwing her slef at Rin just so he wont leave her in short she's just crazy and unable to move on from the past
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:46:26 PM
Robaato replied to Robaato:
Oops, I forgot to explain...
Because 7-Zark-7 is the prime example of how anime was dumbed down for kids, by American adults who apparently were never kids themselves.
(see also Harry Potter & the "Sorceror's" Stone for a prime example of how adults think kids are stoopid)
Posted 03/22/2010 at 12:48:25 AM
longbowhunter said:
THIS CONTEST IS BULLSHIT!!!! You just pulled this so you wouldnt have 600 entires to wade through on Monday. Well I'll show you...even though I know jack shit about anime,I'm STILL gonna compete. The most annoying character in anime is...that one guy. With the big eyes. You know the one...that guy who spoke Japanese and got raped by a tenticle before he turned into a robot...and it took place in space.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:49:37 PM
Scortia replied to longbowhunter:
You severely underestimate the number of people who have watched at least a handful of anime series.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:53:29 PM
Paul said:
I had to think about this one for a bit, and I settled on Akito Tenkawa from Martian Successor Nadesico (Yes, I had to look it up to remember it). Now, when I started watching Nadesico, it was a fun anime. It made fun of the characters who were your stereotypical anime staples, and it poked fun at itself with the anime inside the anime, of Gekiganger 3. You get to the half point for the recap episode, and it's the characters from Gekiganger 3 talking about their favorite anime Martian Successor Nadesico, which was hilarious.
And then, somehow, it all went horribly wrong.
The second half of the series went dramatic, they put in a time warp which really just fucked with your head, and every. single. female. character. wanted the lead male. Except for one who didn't. And her boyfriend got killed off. Whatthecrap.
So, with all sincerity, fuck you Akito Tenkawa. You were in an awesome show, and dragged it down to typical giant robot/love dodecahedron status.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:49:57 PM
Ember said:
Chikane Himemiya from Kannazuki no Miko.
This is going to be a bit different from the other, more vitriolic entries, because I did not start off hating her. In fact, I can't bring myself to hate her ENTIRELY even now. That's the root of the problem, actually. Allow me to explain.
Kannazuki no Miko is a yuri anime with giant robot battles. The giant robot battles are played up for their cheesiness factor, but the relationship between the two heroines is the heart of the story. In theory, this should be completely awesome.
Chikane's situation at the beginning of the anime struck close to home for me. She's desperately in love with her best and only friend, a kindhearted but emotionally troubled girl named Himeko. Himeko, for her part, is dating a boy, oblivious to Chikane's feelings for her. Chikane does her best to be a good friend and be supportive of Himeko, and even encourages her in the relationship, but all the time she's sick to her heart. I've been there; it hurts. I felt for Chikane. I IDENTIFIED with her.
And then she goes and joins the bad guys and rapes Himeko.
The assumption I clung to desperately from that point onward was that she gave herself over to the Orochi in a moment of weakness, and that the rape and everything else that happened afterward was the result of demon possession. If that was the case, and if she sincerely repented, I believed that I could forgive her. I knew Himeko would. I wanted that to happen, and I wanted them to get a happy ending together.
Then it turns out the Chikane wasn't really with the Orochi, that everything she did was to manipulate Himeko into killing her — because either she or Himeko had to die for the world to be saved, and she didn't want it to be Himeko. Which is still stupid and fucked up, but, again, forgivable. But. BUT! THEN it turns out that she can and does REINCARNATE. And she appears to have KNOWN this. Sure, when they find each other again it's a happy ending, but in the interim Himeko is left alone and in mourning. So what was Chikane trying to protect her from, exactly? And it's passed off like what she did was noble and not completely fucking horrifying!
Kannazuki no Miko is still a guilty pleasure of mine, because how many animes are there where the girl gets the girl and they live happily ever after? But I can't enjoy it without indulging in all sorts of gross rape-apologist thoughts that make me feel like I ought to hand in my ovaries in shame.
TL;DR? I hate Chikane Himemiya because she makes me identify with and root for a rapist.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:51:22 PM
PLayah replied to Ember:
Thank you sir, you just said everything with details how I feel about her. The only difference in our opinions is that I loathe Kannazuki no Miko with all my heart and soul, which is rare (it comes from a guy who genuienly enjoed Haruhi, Lucky Star, Sailor Moon and other universally hated series).
Posted 03/20/2010 at 06:49:06 AM
nabe-sama replied to Ember:
Yeah, I hated Chikane after all of that as well. But the way I understood it, the only way for her to wash away the shame of killing Himeko in a past life was to goad her into hating Chikane enough to willingly kill her. Then Chikane could die, saving the world and avenging her murder of past-incarnation Himeko, and Himeko would hate her too much to be saddened at the loss.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 10:17:10 PM
Anonymous replied to Ember:
I thought she just did all that shit so she wouldn't have to kill her again...
Posted 03/21/2010 at 05:52:18 PM
Ember replied to Anonymous:
Yes, but, as I said, once you find out that they can reincarnate (and that Chikane KNOWS THIS), it becomes apparent to anyone who takes a moment to think about it rather than just swallowing the narrative's line that being killed by Chikane could very well have been a better deal for Himeko than being tortured by her for days and then manipulated into killing her. So it was still utterly selfish of Chikane.
The only way it makes any sense at all is if the reincarnation was dependent on the role reversal. And if it was, the narrative should have just SAID SO.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 08:31:12 PM
Greggroy said:
Oh this is an easy one: Scrappy Doo.
Now before anyone goes whining "but he's not an ANIME character he's a CARTOON character!" you need to remember something important. Anime is a shortened version of the word Animeshon which in english translates "Animation". So just as Astro Boy is a japanese cartoon character, Donald Duck is an american Anime character.
With that out of the way I defy anyone to name a japanese cartoon character more annoying and show ruining than Scrappy Doo. No one can do it, because there is no such character.
Scrappy served as a the very first time many children like myself realized that at least some of the people behind the shows we loved thought we were drooling idiots. Despite huge popularity among children everywhere some executive somewhere figured that we needed a younger character to relate to. They also decided that he needed a cute catchphrase to make him more memorable and thus was born "Puppy Power". Well fuck puppy power and fuck Scrappy. All he ever did was disrupt the well established dynamic of Mystery Inc. and talk shit on Scooby's behalf ("you just wait til my uncle Scooby beats you up") because he was too deluded to realize that Uncle Scooby was a pacifist who wanted nothing to do with fighting and was only interested in getting baked with Shaggy, giving into the munchies that resulted from getting baked with Shaggy, and tripping balls on Scooby snacks.
At some point in the show, Fred and Velma disappeared and we were left with only Shaggy, Daphne, Scooby and Scrappy. As far as I know there's never been an explanation for their departure. My best guesses are that either:
A) After getting really high and drunk one night Fred and Velma hopped in the sack, and a few weeks later Velma came up late for her period. Once a pregnancy test confirmed her worst fears she had Fred take her to an abortion clinic and along they way they got kidnapped by cannibal hillbillies.
or
B) They both got so sick and tired of putting up with Scrappy's bullshit that they slipped away one night, took a bus to bumfuck nowhere, created new identities so they'd never be found and took boring jobs all to get away from that annoying fucking puppy.
I'm sure the truth lies somewhere in the middle, but the fact remains that Scrappy ushered in the era of a reduced cast, a lost dynamic and continually lamer episodes. Once the producers realized how boring the show was without the whole gang, they decided to redress this problems, not by bringing back two beloved characters and getting rid of a hated one, but by "reinventing" the show as "The 13 Ghost of Scooby Doo" and adding the lame ass character of Flim Flam.
Scrappy can also be blamed as the source of "inspiration" behind "A pup named Scooby Doo" which absolutely sucked donkey balls. All the shittiness in the Scoobyverse can be traced back to the introduction of Scrappy Doo.
Once again I defy anyone to name any anime/cartoon character, american, asian or otherwise worse than Scrappy.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:54:43 PM
Joshuawesome said:
Misa from Deathnote. At first she seemed like quite an interesting and promising character, being obsessively devoted to Kira and willing to do anything for him, killing his enemies without batting an eyelid and even sacrificed half of her remaining lifespan to further his cause. She had that interesting mix of being crazy and crazy-loyal to Kira and his cause, a sort of psychotic stalker fan if you will.
After she finds out that Kira is Light Yagami she just becomes an annoyance. She goes from being a crazy kick-ass bitch to a whiny clingy cloyingly-cutesy girlfriend and(failed) comic relief. Her "comedic" scenes really detracted from the underlying mood of deathnote, transforming ot from a vicious and cerebral thriller into just another anime. Even L got affected and changed from quirky to goofy.
Let's not forget that it was her meddling and utter uselessness that forced her loyal shinigami Remu to sacrifice his/her/it's life to kill L, THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE DAMN SERIES, thereby paving the way for his godawful bratty replacements, near and mello.
her inclusion into Deathnote completely ruined the series and contributed to it's lacklustre and convuluted ending.
also her voice was FUCKING ANNOYING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2qNiZ72lRk&feature=related
Posted 03/19/2010 at 09:57:39 PM
El Oso said:
I hate Alexander the Great from Reign: The Conqueror, if only because his character design is hideous! It's almost like... Michael Jackson minus the flat chin. Damn you Peter Chung!
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:03:33 PM
gluechew said:
Nobita Nobi from Doraemon. AKA anime's sad Milhouse.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:13:45 PM
Ash_Ka_Chan said:
I've got a few pet peeves of characters really.
1. Moe girls. Oh my God, Japan, knock it off! Girls are NOT that pussy of girls that you make them out to be. Few anime actually make girls what they're capable of. Soul Eater is a great example of great female leads. Every girl/woman in Soul Eater is somehow kickass. I really give credit to Ohkubo for relizing what most Japanese men don't notice.
Yeah, moe is offically a sereotype in Japan. For otaku men anyway.
2. Tsundare type characters. Nothing is more annoying then having a character scream to a guy that she likes she hates him. I'm looking at your characters, Rie Kayamiya. They're REALLY annoying, and you should voice better characters. 'Kay?
3. Whimpy male leads. Nothing makes me more mad then this, and this is why I hated Death Note so much. Light was just a huge whimp, that couldn't get over the fact that the real world was just UNFAIR.
4. When a character suddenly turns bad. Wait, what just happened? You adbandon all your friends, just to save someone/your memories or something even more stupid? What the hell are you thinking?!
This was a bit more longer then I thought it'd be. Heh.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:15:41 PM
Anonymous replied to Ash_Ka_Chan:
LIGHT is a wimp?
Never watch Neon Genesis Evengelion, ever. Your hate may rip apart the fabric of space and time.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 12:24:09 AM
damask said:
i'm surprised there are so many entries. i don't have an answer, just a question. is there any simple, objective difference between anime and cartoon?
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:27:12 PM
Scortia replied to damask:
One is made in Japan and the other is made anywhere else in the world. In Japanese, "anime" just means animation, but we've used the term for any animation from Japan.
There's definitely more series with better plotlines in respect to anime... and more awareness of different age groups. Also a lot more moe shit and garbage series (hurray the shithole that is current anime).
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:54:50 PM
ThePirateStar said:
All of them.
I really did try to like anime. I really did. As mentioned in the obscure nerd lvoe conterst, I fell in love with Flight of Dragons and The Last Unicorn when I was a child, so I was already exposed to the anime style that would later be seen in 80s tv cartoons I would watch.
When Pokemon, Digimon and Yu-Gi-Oh came out, I gave them a try. Hell, for a couple of years that was the ONLY thing on at 7 am when I was waiting for the bus, even when I was in high school. I even used to watch Escaflowne until I realized it was garbage. I realize that these are not great animes, but here me out. By knowing about animes, it set me up for meeting other nerds who would show me what they deemed to be better anime. In university I even suffered through InuYasha only because I really loved that song at the end credits, Deep Forest, or whatever.
So, in my budding nerdom, and being what I think an attractive girl, I found myself nerd boyfriends. Joy! Someone to play D&D with, watch geeky movies with, talk geeky stuff about, etc. However every single one of them liked anime. That isn't necessarily a bad thing, and each had their own level of anime intensity. Some it was okay, they understood thatI just didn't like anime. I tried it, but it wasn't for me. Others would say "Hey...watch this series, I think you'll like it" One had me watch the entire Hellsing Series, and I have to admit, I liked parts of it, but it isn't my favourite thing in the whole world, and it certainly did not make me love anime. A couple of them were obsessed with Japanese culture. Obsessed. They would talk in half Japanese sentences. They would tell me how they want to go to Japan and learn to make samaurai swords. They would sigh and express a desire to marry a Japanese girl while dating me (Damn my Anglo-Saxon heritage!). One suggested that I die my hair pink like some girl from anime they liked. They would send me pictures of the anime girls they lusted after, or try to comnpare me to some character from somewhere.
I guess what I'm trying to say here is, I'm not a fan of anime. I see why people like it. I think people should be free to like it. But I think every anime character is awful because of anime fans who try to convince others than anime is for everybody (when it isn't), for getting obsessed about it (yes, I know, you could say that of all nerd culture, and even outside of nerd culture, for trying so hard to become as Japanese save being born from a Japanese parent (I like the Japanese and their culture, don't get me wrong!), for trying to force anime onto their significant others, and having an unhealthy fixation with a made up character (yes, we all have nerd crushes, I mean the really bad ones, like Bonita Prime).
Whoooo, feels good to get it all out.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:28:02 PM
ThePirateStar replied to ThePirateStar:
Here=Hear, Die=Dye. Ugh, ranting killed my ability to spell the right words.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:33:00 PM
Kenny Strife replied to ThePirateStar:
Sounds like you ran into some dickheads, and you're blaming their dickishness on their love of anime.
=I
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:51:29 PM
ThePirateStar replied to Kenny Strife:
Well, I did not mean to come off as "They're dicks, and they love anime, so anime lovers = dicks!"
I already didn't care much for anime in the first plce, and their behavior rather pushed me further away from anime. Especially the pink hair comment. I'll never forget that one.
They weren't even dicks. I'm still friends with a lot of them today. They just weren't the right for me, boyfriend wise.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:06:40 PM
Shamus replied to ThePirateStar:
Wait, what? Escaflowne is garbage? Alright, that's it; when did we start letting girls on the internet?
Posted 03/20/2010 at 08:14:09 AM
KaiSen said:
Relena Dorlan/Peacecraft from Gundam Wing, and I'll break down why she's simply awful:
1. "HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!"
2. She a stuck-up rich girl that has everything handed to her, and the only person not sucking up to her is the one she has this stalker-like fixation with. Did I mention the guy told her to her face that she wants to kill her (and comes close many times)?
3. "HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!"
4. For someone oblivious to the world around her, Relena somehow becomes not only a princess of a pacifist kingdom, but, not unlike Luke Skywalker judging Han Solo who mocked The Force despite learning about it a few hours earlier, she decided to rule the kingdom in the ideals of the parents she never knew. Oh, and her brother is a masked mobile suit pilot.
5. "HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!"
6. After surrendering the kingdom she just started leading, Relena became the face of the world's government and, wait for it, queen of the world. Again, the boy who wanted to kill her at the beginning still wants to kill her because she represents the enemy.
7. "HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!"
8. After losing her crown to the military leaders, she tries to stop her brother from leading the war against the Earth. She wasn't successful. She retakes her adoptive father's name and became the Vice Foreign Minister of the Earth. Remember, she's still a teenaged girl.
9. Who got kidnapped by a new group of military leaders hoping to start a coup to take over the Earth Alliance. Their mission was a failure, and Relena went back to work, still lusting, still infatuated with her beloved homicidal savior. His name?
10. "HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!" She shrieks this. A lot. It got very annoying.
11. Did I mention the closing credits of Gundam Wing was basically Relena on safari with a preppy, bouncy song that was way too inappropriate for an action-packed drama about rebellion, chaos, geopolitics, and terrorism? Thank GOD the good guys at Williams Street/Toonami decided to air a brief closing credit segment that was the instrumental version of the first opening theme.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:50:34 PM
I Love Converse replied to KaiSen:
Dude, you should win just for that. that ending was scary as fuck!
Posted 03/20/2010 at 08:32:06 AM
Paul Sebert said:
Monster Rancher was one of several “me-too” anime series that bounced around on Fox Kids and later in syndication in the late 90s/early 00s. The plot concerned a boy named Genki who got sucked into a video game Monster World and had to ally a group of strange creatures. The thing that separates Monster Rancher from others shows of its’ time is that Genki is perhaps one of the most obnoxious characters in the history of animation. Genki was prone to a frightening degree of hyper-activity and attention deficit disorder that he makes Bart Allen looked like narcoleptic.
For those who don’t remember the show Genki’s reaction to just about every near-death situation is to jump up in the air in joyous rapture. Nothing about the dangers of his world seem to sink in for him. This is particularly jarring in the first episode where upon realizing that he’s in a dangerous world and at risk of never seeing his family again. What’s his reaction to this situation. “Oh that was great I can’t believe it it was so fun, Yeaaaaaaah! My dream come true! Wow. Yee-haw! I am the champ-champ-champ!”
Here’s a clip to show why Monster Rancher was a much more effective advertisement for Ritalin than the actual video game series: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8czeGWfT8b8 .
Posted 03/19/2010 at 10:51:47 PM
longbowhunter said:
I used to like Astro Boy....but not as much as Iron Man liked Astro Boy......
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:13:01 PM
Azza said:
Nagasumi from 'Seto No Hanayome'. Because he gets all the fucking chicks. Fuck him.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:13:23 PM
DrahcirWolf said:
I would definitely have to put my entry as Lord Fulkan (is that spelled right?) from Escaflowne the movie. In the series, he was a passable antagonist. However, in the movie (with a story that had little relation to the series) he had become a villain with a motivation that has spawned an eternal hatred of poorly motivated villains. This douchenanny wanted to the world to be destroyed to "end his suffering". Now wait just a minute, silver-locks, you're telling me that because you didn't like your daddy and little brother, you have embarked on a genocidal campaign to exterminate the entire world so that you can stop feeling like a loser bitch-face? For Tenant's sake, just eat a fucking bullet like a normal person.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:26:52 PM
Scortia replied to DrahcirWolf:
Out of curiosity, have you seen the tv series? TV series Folken is one of my top 10 favorite characters of all of fiction. He's motivated to work with the "bad guys" for the sake of saving people from their own fates. He was fated to slay a dragon to become king... that dragon took his arm and he awoke in the enemies' hands. After that, his motivations seem horrible, he destroys his homeland there as well, but he does these actions for an overall good that ends up manipulated by his leader in the end. He is pretty deep and amazing in the tv series, just gotta put that out there.
Also, yes, I hate his character in the movie... the way he was presented in the very beginning was interesting but instead they just made him a whiny bitch lacking a good reason for being a total dick.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 08:53:25 PM
Monty Prime said:
I say that the most annoying character is the fucking horn in Neon Genesis Evangelion, that constantly goes off all the fucking time in the city. For several episodes I thought they were corrupted or I had something running in the background...
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:27:06 PM
Monty Prime said:
I say that the most annoying character is the fucking horn in Neon Genesis Evangelion, that constantly goes off all the fucking time in the city. For several episodes I thought they were corrupted or I had something running in the background...
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:27:49 PM
Snath said:
Setsuko from Grave of the Fireflies. She's a whiny, starving toddler.
"Waaa, my mommy got burned-ed up. My aunt is a bitch. This dirtball is delicious."
Way to go, crazy-pants.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:28:04 PM
Angie said:
Momoko (aka-Hyper Blossom) from "Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z"
Now, I really dislike this whole show in general as it really does the original Powerpuff Girls cartoon a injustice. But Momoko's character in general I found just threw the entire shows credibility as an adaptation out the window.
If you're not familiar with the American Powerpuff Girl's Blossom. She was a leader and bossy, but she was smart, independent, tried to be the best person she could be, and a bit of an activist for woman's rights.
Momoko however is ditzy, ate food all the time, lazy, and spent most of the time chasing hot boys. Basically she was just a shallow rip-off of everything Sailor Moon was and every other magical girl and shojo drama character that was made in the past decade or two.
She had no originality on her own and a terrible interpretation of what was once an fully rounded and in-depth character.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:32:30 PM
mescatraz33 said:
I LOVE THAT ONE PIECE ENTRIES ARE DENIED THAT'S SO AWESOME THERE IS NO BAD ONE PIECE ANYTHING.... The worst anime character is Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach. She is just fanservice. She is walking, huge breasted, fanservice, and that pisses me off. Tite Kubo has some sort of fetish or something. Every other character has huge boobs... Rangiku just distracts everyone from everything in Bleach (Which is a good series), and that pisses me off...
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:39:59 PM
Pippin4242 replied to mescatraz33:
Not fair. You're the one judging her based on her looks... sure, she's hot, and she can behave in a stereotypically feminine way, but that doesn't mean she isn't an interesting character. She's motivated, driven, athletic, loving, loyal, fun-loving and ambitious. Also she has a totally kick-ass ability.
She's kind of a hard-drinking big-sister type, like Misato from Evangelion, but with +100 I Would Hit That.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 09:46:42 PM
Anonymous replied to Pippin4242:
But where Rangiku has big boobs, Misato is damaged goods, which means sex with her would be all dirty and guiltridden. The best kind of sex.
...I feel so horrible after typing that.
Posted 03/26/2010 at 01:55:17 AM
KingOfDoma said:
Jin Kariya, from Bleach. Y'know why?
Because he was one of the very first characters from the very first "not the manga" arc in the anime to show his face. AND IT HAS BEEN ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE.
I used to watch the anime. I used to ENJOY the anime. I DID. But since it started diverting away from the main storyline to dart away down rabbit holes of idiotic, FFF-level characterization and plot (YOU HAVE A GIANT ENERGY ARROW, URYU. SHOOT IT AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BAD GUY!), I... just lost all hope of ever enjoying it again. About to start the most epic and enjoyable arc of the series? Too bad! You get some bullshit about an HR problem with the new guy in Squad 3. Care to continue the tale about the most important battles the afterlife will ever see? Tough shit. Your swords are going to start turning into people! Ha! That's what you get for wanting to see your awesome manga in colour and motion! Now get back to work and vote for the silver-haired kid in the popularity polls! Kubo's going to go work on some extraneous and ultimately useless costume designs! I...
I... I...
...
*crumbles and cries*
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:41:54 PM
The Man With Two Brains said:
Shin Chan. Full stop. I only saw about a minute of the show while channel surfing and he is the most vile, hateful bastard I've ever seen. He is animated like a steaming pile of shit tried to draw, and constantly moons everyone. How anyone finds this to be anything but completely reprehensible is beyond my comprehension!
If anyone has any question on how terrible the character is, this image I found a moment ago online should stop any questions regarding the absolute hatefulness of the character: http://steveneilans.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/shin_chan_culet1.jpg
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:44:04 PM
Victor Delacroix said:
The anime character I cannot stand, no matter what, is Kouta Oyamada from Kanokon. Kanokon is one of those harem shows, which are often terrible, yes. But Kanokon is the harem genre at its absolute WORST. Horrendously blatant fanservice, literally NO good reason for the women coming after him, and really bland character designs that all look like they're from some other show. But Kouta. Kouta is the worst of the lot. As the main character, you'd think he'd have some sort of msculine qualities that make him actually worth pursuing,even if they are buried deep inside. Kouta, however, is spineless as all hell. He is everyone's bitch. People do things to him and he just takes it. He's so pathetic and poorly designed. Not only does he look eight years old, but he is also nickamed "The Great Perverted King" at school for literally no reason. It's as if the creators of the show just glued together different facets of a harem male found in the bargain bin of anime ideas, but none of them matched up. There is nothing redeemable about Kouta. Nothing at all. If I saw him in real life, I would kick him straight in his tiny junk for not tapping all those girls that seem to want him for some reason, then punch him in the face for being such a loser, then choke the ever-loving fuck out of him to erase him from this world. Kouta is the most pathetic, spineless, disgusting harem anime character ever, and appears in the most contrived, boring, and blatant harem show ever. Kouta and his anime are what is wrong with the anime industry right now. The fact that this boy is actually the main character of a show is enough to make me sick. Oh my god. I want him to die.
Also, I agree that every One Piece character is balls-to-the-wall awesome.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:47:10 PM
Daniel said:
Merle from Escaflowne. Seriously, if I hear Pikachu's voice say "Van-sama" one more time, I'll stab someone.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:47:41 PM
A Self-Respecting Female said:
Orihime Inoue from Bleach. Why? Because she was, at her first introduction, just a classmate, who, though she was slightly annoying, she was not that important. Then, she discovers her powers, which come in the form of fairies. not just any fairies, either, MAGICAL HAIRCLIP FAIRIES.
Now, although this idea sound like something that Kubo (the author) pulled out of his ass, hung-over, at the last minute before his deadline, I might have forgiven it if she just USED THE CRITTERS.
She is COMPLETELY USELESS in a fight where her life might be in danger (like in the Soul Society arc, when she had to have Uryu save her life, not once, but twice against Jirobo Ikkanzaka, when she lacked the will to kill him in her attack) but, when there's no real danger, she apparently can just use the skills Tatsuki taught her (like in Soul Society, where she knocks out two shinigami to steal their clothes so she and Uryu can blend in).
THEN, she tries attacking Yammy, who utterly obliterates her attack-fairy. She tries to fight a fight she knew she could not win (Chad also knew she couldn't win, which is why he tried to send her away), declaring that she didn't want to rely on Ichigo to protect her anymore. A noble effort, I suppose, but, guess who needs to step in at the last moment to prevent her from being hurt (because, apparently, with the loss of her attack-fairy, she no longer has the sense to try to shield herself)?? ICHIGO, the poor over-worked bastard. Can't even rely on his friends to handle themselves in a fight FOR ONE DAY without having to help.
Her fairies are very indicative of her nature- Three fairies are needed to create a shield, two are used for healing, and one, only ONE is an attack-fairy. Now, I can understand that this is because she isn't a fighter, a killer by nature. The unforgivable prat of this is that she KNOWS this, has been told this TWICE, by two different people (Urahara, and Hachi) and STILL she insists on trying to fight, knowing full well that she would not be of any use in a fight, because she can't bring herself to kill. Even after being TOLD by Urahara (who is kind of the Gandalf to her friends' Fellowship) to stay off the battlefield because she would be of no help, she INSISTS that she can help, and goes off to Soul Society to train.
Again, I would have had no problem with this, if only she had been training to be able to kill, and, if not to kill, to be able to heal the Division Four healers more quickly, but, instead, she just practices on attacking Rukia (her friend, which meant that she would never even try to kill her, even for training purposes). She doesn't even improve on this, and then Karakura Town is attacked by arrancar, including several espada.
She, of course, against Urahara's advice, tries to fight, and is abducted on her way back. Why is she abducted? Because she is the EASIEST PERSON EVER TO ABDUCT! She is shown images of her friends fighting, not them as Ulquiorra's personal captives, not being defeated in their fights, not their severed heads, just fighting. Ulquiorra threatens to kill them if she does not come with him, so she agrees. WAY TO HAVE FAITH IN YOUR FRIENDS' FIGHTING ABILITIES, ORIHIME. WAY TO HAVE FAITH IN THEM IN GENERAL. Stupid bint just AGREES to be abducted. And not even right then and there. She agrees to be abducted IN 24 HOURS. Now, you would think that she would, in her 24 hours left alone, she would run to find somebody to help her, to defend her against being abducted (Urahara and Yoruichi, along with Ururu, Jinta, and Tessai would be more than up to the task, no?). But, instead, she goes, writes a CHORE LIST for her friends staying at her house, and then goes to molest the unconscious Ichigo, before just going willfully to Hueco Mundo with her... I'm not even sure they can be called 'captors' because she WILLFULLY WENT WITH THEM WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A MURMUR OF DISSENT.
When her friends come to save her (I wouldn't) all she ever does is sit there and "watch" the battles by monitoring their reiatsu (spiritual energy) from her room. MOST OF HUECO MUNDO IS SLOWLY FALLING TO YOUR FRIENDS, AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT IN YOUR ROOM AND *WAIT* FOR THEM?? WHY, OH WHY can't you just BREAK OUT OF YOUR ROOM and go to find them, make their job a bit easier??
And then, the **BESTEST** part EVER is when Ichigo fights Ulquiorra, gets his butt whooped, and, when Uryu tries to help, he gets his HAND CUT OFF. Orihime, being the completely useless waste of space she is, simply cries for Ichigo's help, even though he just GOT HIS BUTT WHOOPED. So, Uryu's lost a hand, and, when he tries to prevent Ichigo from going too far in his Hollowfication, he gets STABBED IN THE CHEST. Ulquiorra dies, Ichigo collapses, and Orihime, continuing with her air-wasting ways, asks, sobbing, "What should I do, Kurosaki-kun? What should I do?"
OH, GEE, I DUNNO. WHAT *SHOULD* YOU, A PERSON WITH HEALING ABILITIES, DO ABOUT THE FACT THAT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS COLLAPSED AFTER A FIGHT, AND THE OTHER IS ***MISSING A MOTHERFUCKING HAND, AND HAS BEEN RUN THE FUCK THROUGH***??? I certainly have NO CLUE what you should do, except just die in a fire. It's girls like YOU that make me ashamed to share the same gender with you, because all you do is perpetuate the stereotype that Big, Strong Man Need Protect and Save Weak, Powerless Woman. By the way, when you go die in your fire, please note that you would redeem yourself completely if you would also take Stephenie Meyer with you.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 11:52:14 PM
Quixotic replied to A Self-Respecting Female:
I completely know what you mean! I spent the entire episode where Ishida lost his hand yelling at my computer screen. You'd think she'd realize that she is completely useless except for her healing abilities and then use them so people bother to keep her around. And she's pretty ungrateful about everyone coming to save her. All she does is stand around, cry and not heal people aside from her enemies.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:06:27 AM
Obelisk said:
Here goes ...
Babidi from DBZ. He uses mind control in a battle anime ... and fails spectacularly.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:20:34 AM
J.Cat said:
Inspector Heinrich lunge from Monster
You will never find a more awful anime character than him. For one thing, He have his face up his ass, He truly believe that Johan is a alternate personality of Dr. Temma despise the fact that has A PICTURE OF JOHAN WITH HIM. When lunge's wife told him she and her pregnant daughter is leaving him what does lunge do? Nothing, that what.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:21:22 AM
Bubonic Woodchuck replied to J.Cat:
...you do realize that the entire point is that Lunge is 1)married to the job, and in the same vein, is 2)almost certainly intentionally based off of Inspector Javert of classic French literature fame, don't you?
Posted 03/20/2010 at 03:29:10 PM
J.cat replied to Bubonic Woodchuck:
Yes, But that beside the point.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 12:01:04 PM
Mr.Death said:
I'm a younger guy who, in general, doesn't watch too much anime. But I still am certain I know what is possibly the most annoying anime character ever. It's from Pokemon, which may seem like a cop out. After all, who liked the Pokemon anime?
Well, I did. As a kid, I was obsessed with Pokemon like it was nobody's business. I watched every episode of the first 3 seasons, right up until Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire came out for the GBA. Now, I'm sure that a lot of people will name characters from the show as the worst, people like Ash or Team Rocket. Well, you're wrong. As a kid, nothing is better than seeing Team Rocket BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaain...*ding*
But there was one character who was so annoying and unavoidable that I have to mention him. I'm referring, of course, to Wobbuffet, that stupid blue fucker that Jesse accidentally traded for her Lickitung. Why was he so awful? Because he was completely and utterly worthless.
When I say worthless, I don't mean in the sense of Ash's Muk that just stayed with Professor Oak. He didn't do much most of the time, but when the Elite Four came around, at least he actually did something. Wobbuffet is in a class of all his own. I will now, for your benefit, reenact every scene involving Wobbuffet on the show ever.
EXT. SCENE: RANDOM FIELD
(Jesse and Ash are about to face off in a Pokemon fight)
Jesse: You're pathetic Poke-pipsqueaks are no match for my superior Pokemon!
Ash: Oh yeah? We'll see about that! Chikorita, I choose you!
Chikorita: Chicka!
Jesse: Go, Arbo...
(Suddenly, a burst of light from one of Jesse's Pokeballs. Wobbuffet comes out of his ball!)
Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
Jesse: Grrr... Get back in there!
(Wobbuffet is put back in his Pokeball)
That's it. Nothing else, just coming out of the Pokeball before each battle and never fighting. And it happened for every episode. EVERY. FRICKIN'. EPISODE. Without fail. I hate him, the stupid cyan bastard...
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:23:15 AM
what about the..
"I'm Jesse!", "I'm James", "Meowth's the name", Pokemon that are far more useful, and from whatever region they're in, "WAABBUUFFEETT"
So like..two really pointless scenes...think that shit is still fucking around.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 10:54:26 PM
rickicker said:
wow, all the good ones have been taken, shinji, kamui, pikachu...guess i have to try my hand on a more obscure character: Kokopelli, from the high-octane nightmare fuel "Bokurano" (translated as "Ours"). beware, here be spoilers!
sooo...the only way to weed out the parallel universes is to have each representatives of each world duke it out on a mecha deathmatch with said universes' survival at stake? okay, still reasonable enough. so then, why should the pilots be children? no explanation. why should these 11 innocent innocent kids be tricked into thinking they are heroes of justice instead of educating them in the nobility of their purposes? no explanation. why should the mecha be powered with the pilot's soul instead of, oh say, unobtanium? no explanation. why should the kids die even after they did a good job of saving their home universe? no explanation.
well...FUCK YOU KOKOPELLI! see this stick of dynamites? they'll be up your ass and down your throat at the same time to erase YOU out of existence, because it is clearly noted that your entire reason to exist is to piss people off and nothing else!! not even the sick bastard who created the series (who was kind of a douche anyway) offered any explanation on why Kokopelli couldn't pilot the mecha himself and be off on his merry way. oh sure, there's the "reasoning" that if they want to save the world, they have to do it himself. well, in that case, why not scout for military personnel whose actually TRAINED for this kind of shit? and if the universe was to survive, doesn't it make much more sense to send the adults off to the war, and prepare the kids (who naturally have a longer lifespan than some old coot who'll die in two-three years tops) to carry on the race? how is that simple logic POSSIBLY eludes "one so wise" as you so claim? what the FUCK is wrong with you?
hey rob, if you can reinstate another "Death List" contest specifically for anime characters, i wanna submit this fucker first and foremost! i got the dynamite sticks, and i got nothing but time...
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:35:40 AM
KidQ replied to rickicker:
Jesus tap dancing Christ, thank you. That useless fuck ruined the lives of a school bus worth or kids, and no one really cared. I get it, it's a dark series, the kids make it more poignant, blah-de-blahdy-fuck you. There were military personnel literally CRAWLING all over that goddamn city, you couldn't throw a rock without nailing ATLEAST some asshole who's gone through basic, and what does he do? The equivalent of "Hey, kids, come inside my van, I've got candy and teddybears!"
Fuck you, Kokopelli. You and your silly named, child-molester ways.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 07:47:48 AM
CJ Thomas said:
I'm at a tie, it could only be both Momo and Sae from Peach Girl. I couldn't decide which of them I should hate more to be honest, Sae is a complete and total bitch who's inexplicable constant jealously and driving need to be an asshole daily make her torment Momo every day. On occasion, she's purposely mimicked her to make everyone else hate her, spreads rumors, and ruins Momo's potential love life at every turn. Momo, on the other hand, calls this person her friend, which makes me hate her too. Sae might be an obvious villain type who we're not supposed to like, but how can we like a heroine proper when she doesn't think the villain isn't villanous enough or something weird? Not only that, but Momo spends the entire series deciding between the "hot but ignores you" guy and the "comforts when when the other guy ignores you or when Sae is a bitch" guy despite the first one treating her like crap constantly, she still seem incapable of noticing the other equally bishonen dude because...I dunno, different shade of hair and not as tall?
So we've got a series in which Sae, the queen bitch, spends every waking moment trying to make the Momo's life a living hell while Momo takes it then asks for more. How can I not hate both of them? And these two are the main characters! The series follows Momo being an annoying twit, Sae being a bitch, and the two guys kinda ignoring/comforting her and Momo can't see for whatever reason who to date and who to not call her friends.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:35:59 AM
Henry Jones said:
Fuma from the movie version of X. Obviously, the manga and anime have a chance to develop him, but in the world of the movie, he's the world's most malleable man and he just happens to get into the position to destroy all of mankind. It's almost casual the way he decides to turn against his best friend and becomes responsible for the death of thousands. Becoming the source of the armageddon's like choosing what you're going to wear today, really.
The only value of him as a character is to have a badass final confrontation with his best friend for the fate of the world. And you know what? He gets taken down in ONE SLASH in the final confrontation. Fuma, you betrayed everything you had in your life, and you couldn't even last FIVE SECONDS. Fuma, you are the most WORTHLESS AND IRRITATING PART OF ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER MADE!
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:43:39 AM
Scortia replied to Henry Jones:
Haha. Yeah the rush job that was the X/1999 movie made most of the characters into personality-less targets for demise and nothing more. I love it... Kanae talks to Fuuma for 2 minutes and he's like "Sure, can't wait to behead my sis and bring on armaggedon!" Good times, good times. At least he had time to develop at all, poor Subaru and Seishirou were merely the opening act of the movie then they sploded.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 08:57:45 PM
Zade replied to Henry Jones:
For the record, on average, real swordfights last for 3 swings.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 06:37:21 PM
Runeteller said:
Hiro from Fruits Basket... I hate that little angsty bastard..
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:54:23 AM
Hak Foo said:
Come on. Really.
Nobody's gonna say it?
VIVI.
Let's see: Sir Crocodile is spending years with an elaborate scheme to destroy your country.
So let's fix it! Sneak into his organization to locate the real villian, but then let's SCREAM and KVETCH until some pirates fix it for you!
Don't hire mercenaries. Don't involve the World Government. Pirates.
Dessicate to death.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:04:02 AM
ninja6fett replied to Hak Foo:
Did you not see the last line from the article?
NO ONE PIECE CHARACTERS!
Also, Vivi is not that bad, at all.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 03:31:02 AM
ninja6fett replied to ninja6fett:
Also, you're retarded.
1. She had to sneak in to find out who the hell was trying to overthrow the kingdom.
2. She couldn't prove Crocodile: the sanctioned pirate of the World Government, a man whose entire organization didn't know they were working for him, a man who did this over years. She had no proof, just her word. Nothing to actually connect Crocodile to BW, until the endgame of the plan.
3. THE PIRATES ARE MERCENARIES SHE HIRED. SO yeah, she did go out and get mercenaries. And by the time the World Government via Smoker found out what was going on it was too late for them to interfere.
Idiot.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 04:00:17 AM
Hak Foo replied to ninja6fett:
"She had to sneak in to find out who the hell was trying to overthrow the kingdom."
Well, not really.
She's a monarch. She could have had staff do it. Alternatively, she could have probably financially sunk Baroque Works and kept it from gelling by hiring its best agents to shift sides.
"She couldn't prove Crocodile"
True, but surely "Hey, Marine-- someone is trying to collapse the nation. Can you send someone?" is feasible.
"THE PIRATES ARE MERCENARIES SHE HIRED"
In a fashion. Still, there's hard-core mercenaries, and then there's grabbing any rubber idiot.
As for Boa Hancock, I'm more a fan of Boa Marigold. Dunno why, but she's cuter.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 12:08:57 PM
laurie b. replied to Hak Foo:
If you're going to pick on a female from One Piece, try Conis, who was probably the most two-dimensional support character ever to appear. But please don't pick on Vivi. She may have been very little use in the fights, but she was written with depth. And I doubt that we've seen the last of her, either, given Oda's love of bringing back old characters, and fitting them with new, unexpected roles in the plot.
P.S.
Stay the hell away from Boa Hancock, too.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 10:32:15 AM
SaltyChuck said:
The Fat Esper from Akira. that bastard was fucking annoying regardless of the voice actor. In every version of the film, he never failed to piss me off.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:04:55 AM
Anonymous said:
Professor Oak from Pokemon.
My, what an asshole. It might take a while, but i can explain. I have this insane retarded theory, that apparently a good number of people share. I'm pretty sure Oak is Ash's father, but doesn't want to tell him. Seriously, look at Ash, and Professor Oak. Now imagine Ash aged up a few decades. He looks remarkably similar, doesn't he? This would also Professor Oak sometimes treats Ash better than his own grandson, Gary.
Additionally, Ash has no apparent father figure, (as far as I know. I stopped watching around when Misty left the show and it went stupid again), so Professor Oak not wanting to tarnish his reputation as a foremost pokemon researcher and expert would never reveal that he had an affair with Ash's mom. Now, this alone is not enough to show why Oak is an asshole I'll get into that now.
Professor Oak really cares little for Ash other than the few times he does something nice for him. really, he's more interested in banging Ash's mom. Now that Ash is old and smart enough to notice suspicious behavior from his mom and Oak, Oak needs to get the kid out of Pallet town so he'll never find out and tell anyone about the affair and cause a scandel. So, he gets the kid all excited about going on a pokemon journey, gives him a pokedex and sends him out on many cross contintental journies to keep the kid away from home. Now Oak is free to bang Ash's mom and no one seems close enough to find out.
Of course after the Orange Islands (filler) story, Tracy, becomes his apprentice or something. Tracy's creepy and really seems to have a hard on for the old guy. I suspect, given Tracy's unwavering loyalty to his hero, he not only knows about Oak's screwing around, but actively helps him cover it up. Man, Tracy's a fucking bastard too.
If Professor Oak were not such a coward, he would let Ash know about this kind of shit. I know a lot of people who would have given an arm or two to know who their real father is. It really puts a lot of stress on young minds. He only keeps up this lie so he can continue to bang Ash's mom without letting Ash find out. He needs to put more trust in his son and let him know. I think Ash can keep a secret.
For those who skipped to the end, Professor Oak is secretly banging Ash's and sending on long pointless journies to distract him. For that, he is an ass.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:08:12 AM
burning_phoneix replied to Anonymous:
This man speaks the truth. I was blind for so long but he has shown me the light!
Posted 03/20/2010 at 02:10:29 AM
a) You make some very good points. This is worth, at least, an Honorable Mention. But on the other hand...
b) In what universe can you blame him for wanting to mack on Ash's mom? She's a total aniMILF.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 09:28:45 PM
RoboKy said:
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
Now look, I'll be blunt and admit that Cowboy Bebop is not only my favorite anime, it changed the way I looked at anime as a medium and affected my tastes in all visual media from the first watching forward. Which is why this is all the harder to admit.
Ed is a vestigial character that does nothing but bring down the show. We already had a skilled hacker(Jet), the requisite cute "thing"(Ein) and a female(Faye) when we reach Ed's first appearance in "Jammin' With Edward". She comes off as a standard strange, eccentric savant character that often appears for a short time in other series. This would have been fine. But instead after one of the weaker episodes of the whole show, we get a dead end character tacked onto our main cast for the rest of the series filling space.
Let's break down the main reasons she is a completely useless character and an actively annoying at that.
1: She ends up with the least development of any major character(hell, Jet's informant Bob develops more). She has no true progression in any sense I would usually associate with a well written character.
2: Her personality extends no further then "I SAY THINGS STRANGELY AND MAKE NOISES AND HAVE NO SOCIAL SKILLS. I ALSO AM A BRILLIANT HACKER, MEANING TAKEN TOGETHER, I PROBABLY HAVE ASPERGERS SYNDROME.
3: Jet's hacking skills, which were demonstrated in "Honkey Tonk Women", could have simply been written to be on the same level as Ed's, thus rendering her one skill redundant and unnecessary.
4: The show has some wonderful comedic moments before the introduction of our painfully obvious stooge character. The best comedic moments post-Ed NEVER involved her.
5: She on at least one occasion completely disrupted the tone of an episode to almost the point of no return(Pierrot Le Fou)
6: The dropping of Ed before the finale of the show leads me to believe that because of the character's incongruity with the rest of the shows tone, the writers realized she needed to be quickly dispensed of so as to not detract from the series finale's overall feel. Me thinks that smells of a badly written character.
7: Her dialogue, by and large, is reminiscent of Uhura in TOS. She just ends up telling everyone what the computer says without any thought or interpretation behind it. It's up to the more well rounded characters to do more with that info the repeat it.
8: SHE'S A THINLY VEILED CAT GIRL AND SHIT NEVER WAS, IS, OR WILL BE CUTE/FUNNY!!! No anime was improved by neko. Evar.
Bottom line, the entire series could have done without her. There wasnt a single point where she did something that another character, with minor alterations, couldnt have done themselves. So fuck Ed for being the only true black mark on an otherwise brilliant series.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:23:13 AM
Pippin4242 replied to RoboKy:
Ed's my favourite, but that's not why I think your comment can die in a fire.
They already have a female character? Fuck you so much. Women are slightly more than half of the population of earth. Is two female characters out of a main cast of four, one of whom is NOT zomg the hotness too damn much to ask?
Posted 03/21/2010 at 09:50:17 PM
Papasan said:
"as always, if you dismiss an entire genre, you are an idiot. Saying all anime sucks is essentially no different from saying all television shows suck"
Rob puts this right at the beginning of the article, and a bunch of fucknuts still chime in with their "All anime sucks" comment bullshit...
Congratulations, idiots! Way to out yourselves!
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:28:32 AM
seasix said:
(Spoiler Alert! Everyone losing their shit over Orihime in this contest is most likely a Rukia x Ichigo 'shipper. Everyone else knows the worst character in Bleach is Ichigo!)
Anywho, my pick is a character that was added into a series during localization: 7-Zark-7 from the first adaptation of Science Ninja Team Gatchaman, Battle of The Planets. Sandy Frank (not to be confused with the purveyors of rainbow unicorns and kittens) didn't seem to know what he was getting into when he decided to dub Gatchaman, that show is full of silly things like death and proto-panty shots. So in order to make up for the time that was lost when his company edited the living shit out of it, new scenes were (very poorly) animated to make some sense out of the wreckage.
Star Wars was still wholly and purely awesome back then, with kids throwing down their hard earned cash on anything remotely resembling the new craze. So thus was introduced 7-Zark-7 into the show, a mash up of R2-D2 and C3P0. He was the nanny figure for the show, he told the kids everything about the plot and that everything was OK, despite it looking like some dudes just got mauled by an explosion. They are fine. It wasn't that bad. It was just a flesh wound. That isn't Hell, it is the Home For Infinte Losers... er, wrong show. Ol' Zarky even got a robot dog to chum arround with for more kid appeal.
Even though they turned one character into a bumbling, jiberish spouting robot instead of a bumbling, jackass-y kid, 7-Zark-7 still went above and beyond to effectively pussify the show, and thus is the most awful.
(P.S. Joe the Condor is a badass mofo in Tatsunoko vs Capcom. His move of drawing someone over to him and then busting a few caps in their ass would make Zark freak the hell out.)
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:37:57 AM
A Self-Respecting Female replied to seasix:
I take pride in my (extremely long) rant about Orihime, but would like to take the time to point out that I don't particularly like IchigoxRukia, I prefer IchigoxUryu. XD
Posted 03/20/2010 at 02:01:32 AM
Jacs replied to A Self-Respecting Female:
See above.
I just hate whiny, useless bitches.
I blame Relena Peacecraft for being a girl so awful, I began to root for the gay.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 08:02:45 PM
Zade replied to A Self-Respecting Female:
I prefer Rukia/Orihemai. What says you to that?
Posted 03/21/2010 at 07:19:47 PM
A Self-Respecting Female replied to Zade:
*I* says, whatever floats your boat. The more plausible the pairing, however, the better (for me, at least). Though I do like to giggle sometimes at really random pairings(like a threesome between Chizuru, Aizen, and Yuzu, or something like that) and, in fact, my sister and I sometimes play a game where we try to come up with the most random pairings we can (generally the characters should be within the same series). My preferred pairing in Bleach, however, is IchigoxUryu, simply because they already have chemistry in the series, and constantly bicker like an old, married couple. XD
Posted 03/21/2010 at 09:37:42 PM
Ghost said:
I am honestly suprised no-one has said this yet.
Katz Kobayashi from Z Gundam.
*SPOILER*
I cheered when he crashed into that asteroid.*
*END SPOILER*
Posted 03/20/2010 at 01:54:50 AM
MAiNESET said:
english dub? (minus full metal alchemist)
everyone loses.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 02:03:19 AM
MAiNESET said:
ohh and without anime i wouldnt be the geek i am today and i wouldnt have found topless robot. im glad my cousin made me watch devilman guyver and ninja scroll when i was 8 years old. bad grammar? i just got in from a club. apologies.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 02:10:27 AM
burning_phoneix said:
I know he has been mentioned twice before but I nominate Kira Yamato from Gundam SEED
Kira. In a long line of Gundam protagonists, Kira is one of the dullest, as well as one of the mopiest. If Murrue was not the captain, the kid would be getting his ass kicked from one end of the ship to the other for being emo all the time. Unfortunately, this is not Zeta Gundam, so that does not happen. He does improve a little bit as the series progresses, thankfully, though, like Cagalli, he cries far too often. I suspect that it runs in the family.
The worst part? He's constantly voted as one of the most popular anime characters in Japan. :(
Posted 03/20/2010 at 02:24:23 AM
Mittens said:
Okay, I'm going to nominate a minor character from an anime nobody's heard of, but damnit, Mario from Law of Ueki frustrates me to no extent. First of all, his outfit. I found a single picture of him through about 11 pages of Google Images, and although it only displays a black fluffy scarf thing and his haircut, MY GOD LOOK AT THAT GODAWFUL HAIRCUT.
http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/10/37293.jpg
But wait, there's more. Law of Ueki is a series in which teenagers are given superpowers (in the form of changing A into B), and considering that other powers in the series include changing beads into bombs, tomatos into magma, your voice into freezing gas and fans into buzzsaws, Mario decides to pick the ability to turn himself into a giant billiard ball. I kid you not, the way the hero defeats him is by shooting him into a hole while screaming "BILLIARD BALLS NEED TO GO INTO THE POCKET!" That's the best line they could think of for the protagonist to scream, because he's that awful a character.
Thirdly, he's in denial about how terrible his chosen power is. This isn't the funny sort of denial either, it's the pathetic 'hey my power is cool' He doesn't flat out deny it either, his argument is that he's not a billiard ball, he's a 'Super Dynamic Elegant Ball!' But, because it's an anime, it's really pronounced "Supaaa Dainamiku Ereganto Booru!"
Fourthly, they rub it in by saying that his best subject in school is English, and in the character introductions they don't even give him a last name. If people somehow think that I'm talking about the Super Mario Bros Mario, I don't blame you.
Although Law of Ueki is one of my favourite series, it has a lot of minor characters that make me bang my head against the desk.
Congratulations Mario, you've managed to outrank the guy who constantly expresses himself through colours (quote: 'I'm blue! Navy blue!) and the guy wearing what appears to be a leather zentai suit who punctuates his sentences with 'baby.' Good job.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 03:00:25 AM
Capt Ireland said:
Buu from DBZ. Pink, squishy, all smiley and laughing and stupid. Fuck you buu for ruining a show I liked when I was a kid!
Posted 03/20/2010 at 03:07:59 AM
erwin said:
Spritle Racer.
Every incarnation.. especially the live-action one.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 03:10:43 AM
ExecutorElassus said:
Heh. Too easy: Taarna, from Heavy Metal. See what I did there? Heavy Metal isn't really an anime per se, it's just a really shitty American attempt at one. I can sorta imagine how the planning went:
"hey, these gorram Japs are making a killing with all these comic books I don't understand!"
"What we really need is to showcase the best American/Canadian/Western animation has to offer! Then we can compete!"
"So, how do we do that?"
"Ha ha! Nah, I'm just kidding. Let's just make up some bullshit story about an evil orb, and then have a half-dozen animation houses throw together a short about some part of the story. It won't have to make any sense, or have any narrative continuity, or consistent visuals. Just make sure every segment has tits and dragons or whatever, and Westerners will love it!"
"Genius!" *snorts a line*
...
See, this film is absolutely everything that was wrong with American animation at the time: lazy production values, bad storylines, awful characterizations, and infantile treatment of female characters. I hated the film in the first five minutes, but forced myself to watch the rest of this hot steaming heap of fail, just to see if it got any better. It didn't, and Taarna is the worst example of what's wrong with it. I see her, walking through that pool naked, and all I can think of is some greasy middle-aged guy breaking a sweat trying to animate her breasts right ("right" = "huge and unnaturally buoyant")
The fact that the film enjoys a cult following just further confirms all my bad stereotypes of American tastes. I hate myself and am unable to perform sexually just thinking about it.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 03:15:13 AM
rasmodeus replied to ExecutorElassus:
Because, you know, there's no huge and unnaturally bouyant breasts in japanese anime. Nope, not at all.
And oh yeah, shut up. The scene of the orb-zombies killing everyone while "The Mob Rules" by Black Sabbath played in the background was pure awesome.
Posted 03/22/2010 at 09:27:11 AM
eenyne said:
Boy, i HOPE this hasn't been said already, and I HOPE that it counts as anime, because my entry is the only FFXIII character to spend more time on his knees than... well... someone from Gran Pulse who happens to be slutty, I... suppose...
The character known as Hope is easily the best magician in the game. He secretly harbors the need to kill another pivotal character. He (eventually) learns to pull the summon Alexander out of his repertoire (wrist, maybe. I don't really know, as I'm only 35 Mu$#38Fu@%i^@ hours into this "straight [linearly] as something that is totally not gay" game).
Yeah, that's right, I have yet to finish the game, and even though I can see SOME growth in the character, it doesn't change the fact that for the first 20 hours of Final Fantasy XIII he spends more time on all fours than Sasha Grey (god bless her).
I'm the first person that will admit, that in a traditional Japanese telling of this story, this douche-hat's actions make sense. However, in a traditional NON-jrpg, Hope is just Fecking irritating to all of the players, new-school, old-school, PS3, and XBOX alike.
This shit might fly in Japan, but in an American cross-platform release, I require that a tad more balls be equipped to my character's available accessory spaces.
At the very least, I feel that I should be able to subject Hope to the trailer for FFXIII Versus, as that'll gain the little whiner some experience points...
Posted 03/20/2010 at 03:22:20 AM
Beth said:
Roan from Ragnarok the Animation. Yuufa was horrible, but how much more horrible do you have to be to put up with her for so long?
Posted 03/20/2010 at 03:36:52 AM
ninja6fett said:
I really quickly skimmed the entries since I didn't want to feel like I was repeating anything or be sad cause someone said the same character.
I have to say one of the most annoying and awful anime characters I have ever seen is...
Heero from Gundam Wing
"Oooh I'm an emotionless badass who wants to kill people." Seriously, most boring protagonist ever. You know why they used 5 Gundam pilots in the series? Cause Heero sucked so much, they needed 4 other characters to make up for the epic sucking he exuded. Every single episode that focused on him bored the hell outta me.
Plus, he's a damn liar. He never did kill Relena did he? Good guys shouldn't lie, he shoulda capped her pacifistic ass when he had the chance. (the preceding was sarcasm for those who are impaired)
And he's the main character of the absolutely terrible Gundam Wing, With the exceptions of Treize, Duo, and maaaaybe Wu Fei. Everything about Gundam Wing was just so bad. Zechs is the worst rip-off of Char EVER, in most series the Char analogue is more of an homage. Zechs coulda been his damn clone. I mean WTF. And don't forget the fangirls spawned by the black hole of crap. Every time someone tells me they loved Gundam Wing I ask if they have seen ANY other Gundam, the answer is a universal no. Anyone who actually watches classic UC Gundam prefers it over Wing. Or the fantastic G Gundam for that matter. Seed/Destiny were just boring, but they don't compare to my hate of Gundam Wing.
Why did I end up ranting about Wing itself rather than Heero? Cause it's fault! He's the main character. it's his responsibility to carry the damn show. Maybe if he didn't suck so bad, then the show might have had a chance at being good.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 03:53:32 AM
nobody replied to ninja6fett:
fantastic G Gundam?
those words don't make sense together.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 11:32:58 PM
Freezer Burn said:
I have quite a hate for Natsuru from Kampfer. He's the main character who's major characterization is his love for this girl who's major characterization is that she's a giant lesbian. Natsuru then gets super powers that give him tits and turns him into a girl. His love interest then proceeds to jump his(her) ass.
His idiocy, and retarded love triangle with himself brings down the better, more interesting characters in the show. Then the fanservice starts up and shits on everything.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 04:19:10 AM
Ubiq said:
While most of these entries are very well-written, they're ultimately futile since Sosuke Aizen rigged the contest in his favor with a plan that began roughly thirty minutes before Rob's conception.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 04:34:58 AM
dmnyo said:
this is a trick right? everyone know every anime character is terrrible.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 04:49:34 AM
Saustin said:
I spent the night contemplating this one but couldn't escape this name- Sakura Haruno from Naruto. This is largely out of disappointment.
After the second Chuunin exam it looked as though Sakura would develop into a strong individual character who could hold her own in a fight and actually contribute something to the overall story. However soon after the exam she reverts to her default position of hovering in the background whilst Naruto and Sasuke continue to have a storyline. Her only interjections into the story are of little comedic value or wimpering pleas to either Naruto or Sasuke.
Recently in the manga it appeared as though she was about to do something worthwhile (I won't ruin it for those of you who haven't read it up to the most recent point). Even this though descended into another Sakura-being-weak-fest.
She represents a annoyance of mine in all anime and manga- casual sexism. As a character she's only there to dote on one of the male characters and to be the object of other's affection. I mean throughout the naruto universe there are a handful of female ninja that could be considered strong (of which I do not include Sakura or Hinata), whereas there are masses of strong males. Ultimately as a woman she is considered only good enough to have a healing role...a secondary role.
Although Naruto is one of the less sexist of the anime Sakura is still indicative of one of the worst points.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 04:57:50 AM
LicenseToWill said:
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo worst character with the worst name. Granted I dunno if you can count that show as anime...
Posted 03/20/2010 at 05:31:00 AM
LicenseToWill replied to LicenseToWill:
To be honest I can't for the life of me remember what the series was about, I remember flipping through channels and seeing it. And even if I was really really high I don't think I could have enjoyed it.
Posted 03/21/2010 at 06:27:00 AM
SunnyDee said:
Ok I didn't even think I was going to like to watch Nana, an anime about two girls named Nana who meet on a train going to Tokyo. There's the cool Nana who is in a punk band and the other Nana (who gets named Hachiko for looking like a puppy) who is all into boys and shopping. The anime goes on and you actually start to understand Hachiko. Then enters Demonking Takumi. Hachiko sleeps with him because he's famous. He assumes since they slept together one night that they are a couple and he doesn't need to call her for months because that's understood. So she figures its a one night stand and starts to get in a relationship. Then she finds out the one night stand got her pregnant and that Takumi is cool or something. I don't know. I rage quit at this point. Never found out what happened. Still makes me angry.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 05:47:03 AM
Merle replied to SunnyDee:
I'll give you an assist on this entry. I liked the series but both Takumi and Hachiko could definitely fit worst characters ever depending on how you look at it.
Hachiko is a small town girl trying to make it in Tokyo; Takumi is the leader of a popular band that Hachiko loves. Takumi decides to abuse this and beds her. He repeats the process next time he's in town and says/does just enough to make here think there's a chance it's more then a one night stand. OK you say, Takumi is sort of a jerk and Hachiko a naive fool; but they are hardly the worst ever. Oh but there's more.
Hachiko eventually smartens up and starts seeing someone else. The prototypical nice guy and everything is going swimmingly. Then she finds out she's pregnant and based on timing and the fact that Takumi never used a condom (add another jerk point there) it has to be him. But surprise! Takumi is going to take responsibility, maybe he's not so bad after all! Oh wait he nearly rapes her right after this. Because you know since "you're my woman/mother of my child now you have to fulfill your duties". It doesn't matter that you are a crying wreck right now because of the pregnancy thing and telling me no. What a guy!
So you would think at this point she would wise up and go with Mr. Nice Guy. I mean he's willing to raise the kid even though it's not his, treats her with respect, and actually loves her. Of course not! She breaks his heart and leaves to be Takumi's wife. Takumi more or less admits that the whole marriage thing is an attempt to cut off bad press that would hurt the band (Band Leader Marries Secret Lover looks a lot better in the papers than Band Leader Knocks Up Fan). He hides her in a posh apartment and shuts off all contact with her friends, in the meantime goes back to touring.
What great people!
Posted 03/20/2010 at 06:22:33 AM
Joe said:
Excel from Excel Saga but here is the kicker it is one of my favorite animes and I watch it 3 or 4 times a year, the problem is no matter what version I watch it in Excel just ends up pissing me off.
A few months pass and I get the urge to watch it again so I put it in and after a few disks I need to switch it off and take a break from her.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 07:23:48 AM
girr said:
I'm going to nominate the three side characters from Tora Dora here. They all pissed me off every single time they appeared, they were so bad that the two main characters just shone in comparison. Which is an accomplishment because Taiga is just Louise/Shana with a different hair colour.
Why do i hate them? Easy, Minori is a spazz, loud obnoxious and doing totally random stuff every time she appears. She's obviously the "moe" character of the group but she fails so hard at this, that kind of behavior isn't cute it's a reason for your friends to shun you. It isn't helped when near the end of the season we see her breakdown and learn that is just a facade she puts up. So now she's not your average moe, no she's "deep". Not going to comment on Kitamura much, he's supposed to be uber smart and responsible and just a swell guy overall but really he is a male Minori.
And then the one i hate the most, Ami. She's a condescending bitch, but that's ok. She's 16 and already a popular and highly paid model. I can forgive her for being a bitch, i would be too. What pisses me off is that she's supposed to be the mature one, she knows Taiga and Ryuji love each other before they do. And she wants to play matchmaker, fine. But at the same time she's in love with Ryuji, who is oblivious to other peoples feelings, and she keeps hinting at it in every conversation they have, she gives him advice on how to win over Minori/Taiga and at the same time almost tells him he should just choose her. And when he doesn't get it she gets all mad and goes into full on bitch mode oly to try again the next episode,her constant hinting at things and never just saying what she means annoyed me so much i practically shouted " just tell him you want his dick" when she tried to seduce him in the most hard to understand terms.
It's been a year since i watched this so i don't really recall all details which is why this is pretty vague. I'm still surprised at how much i hate these characters, i actually erased the folder the minute i watched the last episode because i knew i was never going to watch it again, all because of these three. And i keep a lot of mediocre anime on my hard drive.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 07:35:04 AM
Somnium Dico said:
Misao from Rurouni Kenshin. What a waste of ninja. Instead of being what a ninja SHOULD be (useful, quiet, tactical, etc.) she spends most of the show whining, yelling, crying for Aoshi, and overall just being a useless addition to a cast of interesting characters.
Not to mention how she looks like a quinticential anime girl, and the voice actress tries to pull off the worst southern-bell impression ever and GOD I HATE HER.
Posted 03/20/2010 at 07:43:02 AM
PLayah said:
Mikoto Misaka from To Aru Majutsu No Inxed and To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (rolls of your tongue, huh?). Its important to note that Im a BIG anime fan, I enojyed all sorts of crazyiness like Lucky Star, Haruhi, Sailor Moon, Digi Charat and all shounen action titles available. I can understand why people like different things then I do, its a matter of taste after all, but one thing I cant get over is WHY is Mikoto so popular? She


