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DoctorSmashy said:
This is what the internet was made for. Seriously.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 04:10:55 PM
LAO said:
I don't get it. I wouldn't want to watch a regular group of people playing D&D, why would I give a shit about porn stars playing it? I guess it is interesting to someone who likes playing, but again, what does the fact that they are porn stars add to the equation besides a cheap hook?
I would say it helps dispel the rumor that D&D players are all a bunch of social outcasts, but the people featured in the clip look like a bunch of fucking scene kiddies, so they fall back into the cliche anyways.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 04:21:48 PM
Rebelcomix said:
i think we need to define the words porn STARS here. I'm pretty sure I've met hotter women than this at the flea market. Having nice tits and losing your virginity to the guy who thought he was Vanilla Ice at your high school does not a porn star make.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 04:24:36 PM
SpiderHyphenMan replied to Rebelcomix:
I am not an internet tough guy. I am actually a very lonely person. But yeah, who'd pay to watch some of those chicks fuck?
Posted 03/17/2010 at 05:00:13 PM
kevin replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
yeah, seriously, who the fuck is this Kimberly Kane person...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Kane
...oh. Multiple AVN-award-winner.
Y'know, Google? It's pretty easy to use.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 07:05:14 PM
Rebelcomix replied to kevin:
dude, a lot of people have won multiple AVN's. DO you have any idea how many movies the average porn actress appears in?
Your brain. It's pretty easy to use.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 08:50:32 PM
Denjiro replied to Rebelcomix:
Indeed it is, perhaps you'll start one of these days.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 10:46:03 PM
kevin replied to Rebelcomix:
Right, sorry, I forgot there was a special definition for 'porn star' that is actually 'someone who was in porn that rebelcomix has seen/liked/jerked it to.'
IMDB claims Kimberly's been in 217 movies in the last 4 years. She's directed four movies. And she's won industry awards. So pray tell: what, *exactly*, is your definition of porn star? Because from where I'm sitting, it sure looks an awful lot like what you're really saying is 'I've made up an arbitrary definition because I don't want to lose an argument on the internet.'
But you already lost this argument when you made your first post, so it's ok. You can stop now; no-one will think any less of you. Your mom will still love you even after you lose an argument on the internet. I promise.
Posted 03/18/2010 at 03:17:28 AM
Rebelcomix replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
I'm not sure what an internet tough guy is. My point is that aside from Sasha Gray none of these chicks are famous. So is it really that different than finding out the chick you fucked in college plays Warhammer?
Asia Carrera being a MENSA member is interesting. Sesame Phoenix wanting to be a dark elf isn't.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 08:56:07 PM
Kris (and also Chris) said:
Thank you for posting this, and thanks for introducing us to D&D with Porn Stars in the first place. I admit, the blog is actually more fun to read and more interesting than the video, but it's fun to put faces with names. I wonder why Zak is having everyone build their character old-school? The character builder is so much easier, and I'd bet some of the players would really go for the online-only races and classes.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 04:25:22 PM
Doc Rotwang! replied to Kris (and also Chris):
Why is he having them make characters old-school?
Beee...caaaause....that's the fun he wants to have...?
Posted 03/17/2010 at 09:12:18 PM
Iwpach said:
NO FAIR! Where were they when I was playing?
IT'S NOT FAIR!
IT'S NOT FAIR!
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Posted 03/17/2010 at 04:33:07 PM
SpiderHyphenMan replied to Iwpach:
Chicks dig whiners, dude.
OH WAIT NO THEY DON'T
Unless it's Natalie Portman in Attack of the Clones.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 05:01:12 PM
Iwpach replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
Actually I was riffing on Burgess Meredith "Time Enough at Last" Twilight Zone Episode.
Yeah,yeah that's exartly what I was doing.[/shifty eyes]
Posted 03/18/2010 at 01:32:28 PM
JauntyJohn said:
"and possibly homosexual"
Thanks -- it's always a good reminder of asshattery in the world when you can be reading along, enjoying the nerdery and fun, and then get hit with something like that.
My sense of humor is fine, thank you. And I'm not keening that everyone needs to be PC. But that casual, offhanded shit gets old.
Just your average queer nerd, who isn't going to shrug that crap off anymore.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 04:41:02 PM
Sean T. Collins said:
Jaunty, I assure you Zak and company are quite queer-friendly.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 04:58:26 PM
JauntyJohn replied to Sean T. Collins:
Fair enough -- context and source are everything in these things. Thanks! Snark cheerfully withdrawn.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 06:16:59 PM
Sean T. Collins replied to JauntyJohn:
Whoa, peaceful resolution of a brief dispute? I think we just won the Internet, JJ! :)
Posted 03/17/2010 at 07:18:07 PM
Sean T. Collins said:
Lao and Nicnac, do yourselves a favor and read the blog. You're shortchanging yourself if you write it off simply because the players have sex for a living and watching someone play D&D is teh boring LOL.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 04:59:26 PM
Doc Rotwang! replied to Sean T. Collins:
I concur. His blog is better than mine, and mine is universally regarded as "toe-blastingly awesome" and "totally rad-tastic", mostly be people who are me.
Seriously, though. Zak's blog is good stuff, and I've been envious of him more than once.
And I'm freaking Doc Rotwang!, for cryin' out loud.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 09:15:37 PM
Benne said:
I just witnessed Sasha Grey playing D&D. I can now die a happy man.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 05:02:26 PM
tvtastegood said:
I have been following the blog since you first mentioned it Rob and I have to say its frakkin awesome! Zak has a way of writing and thinking that is unlike any other D&D blog I have looked at. His posts are informative and entertaining and anyone who is DMing a campaign or planning on it needs to read his blog.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 05:12:11 PM
Red Joker replied to tvtastegood:
totally agree on the awesomeness content of zak's blog. would love to see him get together with gabe and tycho, maybe for a podcast on DMing. The ideas those three churn out in regard to narrative, etc. in role-playing is simply amazing.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 07:21:22 PM
Crisis expert (has survived infinite crises on infinite Earths) said:
Is the one claiming to cut hair for living also a porn star or is that what she actually does?
Because frankly I found her the most attractive of the lot in a geeky way.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 05:21:48 PM
No, she's actually a hairdresser although I know that they have gamed with one of the porn stars' sister, so she may be the sister of a porn star.
And yeah, Frankie's cute.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 05:29:36 PM
Jonathan said:
I've gotta go with the others who are promoting Zak's site. It's well-written, it's insightful (even when I don't agree, he explains his side well), and it's entertaining.
Beyond that, the DM/creator himself said that this first episode is a bit weaker than what's to come.
Oh, and to those of you who are putting down the girls: congratulations! You've discovered that porn stars look relatively normal when not naked. Truly, a remarkable and original discovery.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 05:27:55 PM
SpiderHyphenMan replied to Jonathan:
I'm not saying they're empirically unattractive, I'm saying I'm not entirely sure they're porn star material. Big difference.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 05:48:20 PM
Nicnac replied to SpiderHyphenMan:
dude Sasha Grey is... WOW
If you want to see her outside of porn, rent The Girlfriend Experience... it's one of them indie, arsty flicks...
Posted 03/17/2010 at 06:01:31 PM
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
There are very few things sexier than hot nerd girls engaging in nerdy activities.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 06:07:33 PM
mrm1138 said:
I'm kind of surprised Dana DeArmond isn't involved with this. I was under the impression she had a reputation of being quite the geek.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 06:34:24 PM
Frank said:
They are hipsters, alternative lifestyle hipsters. The only way this is interesting is if you buy into their cult of personality and i don't. Plus, I came of age when Magic the Gathering was the thing, and i couldn't give a crap about that either.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 06:53:31 PM
Sean T. Collins replied to Frank:
Oh, the h-word. Such a convenient substitute for thought!
Posted 03/17/2010 at 07:17:24 PM
Doc Rotwang! replied to Frank:
One of the girls has, apparently, been gaming for 15 years. Can she still be a hipster?
Posted 03/17/2010 at 09:20:18 PM
MikeWaz said:
This may be the best thing ever. I actually read that guy's blog every day now thanks to you Rob and it's nice to see them all sitting around the table rolling.
And burning down the inn to settle the bar fight? They play like my crew! It's great!
Posted 03/17/2010 at 07:19:52 PM
Dacshiggy said:
I don't care much about the D&D but seeing a pair of boobs voluntarily wrapped in a tight Star Trek T-shirt makes my day. And by makes my day, I mean gives me a boner.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 07:21:56 PM
sillygolem said:
I'm glad they established their careers early on. I was having trouble trying to figure out what kind of porn the girl who looks like Hope Davis in "American Splendor" would do.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 07:25:20 PM
Asat replied to sillygolem:
SuicideGirls, of course. Or BarelyEvil or GothicSluts or BurningAngels or etc. She looks better than at least half of the girls on those sites. And that's probably because she has stuck to doing hair instead of getting in front of a camera. Cameras, as has been noted elsewhere, suck your soul out bit by bit, and the beauty goes with it.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 07:11:50 PM
Aaron said:
I'll be honest. I just looked for porn starring these people...so that I could confirm that they were, indeed, in porn.
Glad I could do that for all of you. No thanks are necessary.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 07:45:09 PM
Kris (and also Chris) replied to jerry:
Oddly enough, the blog is fascinating and funny with nary a nipple to be found. I'm betting these clips will follow suit.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 08:21:54 PM
kevin replied to Kris (and also Chris):
That's... not technically true. The nary a nipple thing.
Ok, it's actually not true at all.
But it's also not what the blog is about, which is one of the things I find most interesting about it.
Posted 03/18/2010 at 03:11:51 AM
operations said:
Nope. Still don't care. Could not get past 1 minute.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 11:50:04 PM
Blackrabbit said:
I've noticed a slight propensity among punk-rock girls, especially as they creep towards thirty, to start playing D&D. They live in a dice-rolling world to begin with (dice games, bar games, backgammon, etc.), and a lot of their boyfriends were antisocial nerds in high school (and lots of the girls were, too). I was having trouble believing the "porn stars play D&D" thing was entirely voluntary, but now that I see that they're more of the tattoo-and-tequila types, it actually seems more plausible.
Posted 03/17/2010 at 11:55:51 PM
Prophet for Profit said:
I don't care to watch videos of pornstars doing anything other than pornstar-ing. Incidently, I wacked off to Sasha Grey this afternoon. Quite a satisfying climax, per usual.
Posted 03/18/2010 at 02:00:36 AM
Wade vs The World said:
There are two main classes of porn stars...the dolled up barbie type and the trashy whore type.
Now I see its the trashy whore type that plays D&D....not sure how this information will help me, but its always nice to know.
Posted 03/18/2010 at 03:45:32 AM
Chad said:
There doesn't seem to be anything interesting about this at all...even slightly...
Posted 03/18/2010 at 08:21:00 AM
nick said:
I never thought I'd see be big breasted porn star say "yes, these are real" while wearing a Star Trek t-shirt that she probably picked out herself because she LIKES it.
damn, that's cool.
Posted 03/19/2010 at 05:07:02 AM





