• A bit obvious but: "I HAVE you now." "use the force luke. LET GO luke." After Greedo's inference of Jabba taking away the MF. "Over my dead body." A stretch, but hey le petit morte? "An elegant weapon. From a more civilized time."

• [the Y-wings are running the gauntlet toward the Death Star reactor-port] Gold Two: The guns - they've stopped! Gold Five: Stabilize your rear deflectors... Watch for enemy fighters. Gold Leader: They're coming in! Three marks at 2-10! Gold Leader: It's no good, I can't maneuver! Gold Five: Stay on target. Gold Leader: *We're too close!* Gold Five: Stay on target! Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!

• "Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" is also great."

• Im going to F**k you hard!

• no! too old he is! too young to begin his training, he is. Dont do that with your tongue again (at the table) Id rather do a wookie with the Force two Use the Force, Luke I wanna go to toshi station and get reamed by the Force Two

• "enough of this! Vader, release him" "no...the one that's hidden away in your rusty innards" my new porn name: Rusty Innards ya'll took all the good ones, but honestly I wouldn't have thought of any of 'em

• Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!

• awesome. you, friend, have skills.

• All form Empire: I hope you know what you're doing. You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them. Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet. Control, control, you must learn control! No! Stop, Chewie, stop! Chewie! Chewie this won't help me! Hey! Save your strength. There'll be another time. The Princess. You have to take care of her. You hear me? Hurry up, goldenrod! Or you're gonna be a permanent resident! My lord, I've reached the main power generators. The shield will be down in moments, you may start your landing. The Emperor commands you make contact with him. And last but not least: I have a bad feeling about this...

• Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there.

• I think Meatwad said it best when he said, "Do what now?"

• Win!

• Never have I wanted a vibrator more. Well done, sir.

• "You may dispense with the pleasantries commander..." "Everything that has transpired has done so according to my ergonomic design"

• Stay on target! Stay on target!

• Bwahaha

• Much to learn, still you have.

• This from a guy (or girl, the message didn't really say) with the sensual name 'Corpse'. O yes. Let's face it people. vibrators are cleaner, less needy, and above all THEY LOOK LIKE THE MILLENIUM FALCON! o yes.

• "I want my lamp back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole." (Luke to Yoda on Dagobah)

• My nerd boyfriend just dumped me and I've been feeling sad all week - that is until I read this article. Fact.

• "They came from...BEHIND!"

• I beat you to it. Look above. And I thought the same thing.

• How the hell did everyone forget this quote? "WHAT A PIECE OF JUNK!"

• You'll be Boba Fett, but I think the only chicks that'll take you up on that would be more like the sarlac pit. Have fun being digested for a thousand years.

• This is no cave.

• There's an awful lot of moisture in here. WInner! Winner! Chicken DInner!!

• Bwahahaha!

• I'm going in closer to one of the big ones.

• Come on! Come on! Switch over. Let's hope we don't have a burnout. I can see many of you are overlooking the majesty that is Empire.

• Would it helped if I got out and pushed?

• This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart.

• "What a piece of junk!" Isn't on the list yet? Tragic.

• She's fast enough for you, old man.

• C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully locating the G-spot is approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.

• Your thoughts dwell on....your sister... ..... .....so, you have a sister....

• Your thoughts dwell on your.......sister....

• That's not a small moon.....

• Wait wait wait what? how will having a vibrator be a chick magnet?

• "Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!"

• "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

• i just choked on my dinner. well done,sir.

• Dark Helmet: And what do we have, a CuisenArt?

• "Get ready to make the jump to lightspeed!"

• WIN

• "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?"

• It's what I do.

• It's what I do.

• "No, wait! I thought you were blind!" "It's alright, I can see a lot better! Don't move!" Because, after all, too much masturbation will make you go blind.

• We don't have a reactor on that level

• "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

• "I CANT HOLD IT"

• This should have been a contest... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr3sBks5o_8

• Thumbs up!

• win.

• The Falcon is not admired for its looks? huh.

• Agreed -- ZADL wins!

• You would prefer another target, a *genital* target? Then name the system!

• i would love to see the reaction when some one goes to use that thing and unless the person is a real star wars fan. that thing may get the creepy look. not to mention the cease and desist letter from Lucas is no doubt already being drawn up by his legal team and getting ready to mail.

• The first thing they saw was the Millenium Falcon? It looks like a tooth to me.

• Snakes....why did it have to be snakes? Wait, I did it wrong.

• How did #13 not crack the top five? Madness!

• "Come on baby, hold together..."

• Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Princess Leia: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you Obi-Wan: I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Obi-Wan: [to R2-D2] Hello there. [R2 beeps] Obi-Wan: Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid. [R2 beeps a question] Obi-Wan: Oh don't worry, he'll be alright Han Solo: This is *not* gonna work. Luke: Why didn't you say so before? Han Solo: I *did* say so before. Governor Tarkin: Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion. Darth Vader: What do you mean? Governor Tarkin: I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of [the form 2]

• Uh, uh... negative, negative. I've had a "reactor" leak here now. Give me a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

• It shames me to admit that I can't read this list without laughing out loud like an idiot. http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906 And they all fit your request perfectly. "I find your lack of pants disturbing."

• Do or do not, there is no try. A more elegant vibrator, for a more civilized age.

• People, people! We're getting off point here. These are supposed to be Millenium Falcon-centric. We're falling back into patterns of "Star Wars innuendo quotes threads" past. And lord knows we've had more than our share.

• this has to be the winning comment.

• "Almost...there...ALMOST...THERE...IT'S AWAY!!" and then "Negative, negative. Didn't go in, it just impacted on the surface." (ouch) "Don't worry, she'll hold together. *mumble*hear me, baby? hold together." "Would it help if I got out and pushed?""It might." and finally, "IT'S A TRAP!!"

• "great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

• "What an incredible SMELL you've discovered!"

• Does it have a flashlight in the end of it? Can't tell if it does or if it's just an effect. And if it does...

• Having the image of Leia from Thursday's list giving a drugged-up O-face only enhances this article.

• Agreed....the Falcon totally should have gotten a check for that.

• "He came out (of light speed) too close...He's as clumsy as he is stupid...You have failed me for the LAST time, Admiral..."

• Stay sharp. There's two more coming in. They're gonna try and cut us off.

• "This oil bath is going to feel SOOO good..."

• "The force is strong with this one."

• Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.

• "I feel like I can take on the whole anus and vagina all by myself!"

• In garbage compactor: Han: Get on top of it! Leia: I'm trying!

• "It was as if millions of voices cried out at once, and then were silenced"

• Who's scruffy looking? Or, You can tell Jabba he'll get no such pleasure from us!

• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

• Double nice.

• Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed. Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow. Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow? Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed. AWWW yeah!

• "I have felt him, my master." "Strange that I have not."

• It's not my fault!

• To any woman who is thinking of spending $135 + shipping on this vibrator: - I am available (somewhat), I will make you feel as good (if not better), My mouth feels a lot more natural than soft silicon, and I will not charge you $135 for my services. - In fact, if you're not a total hose-beast, I will do you for free. - Hell, if you want, we can role-play Star Wars. You can pretend to be Boba Fett, and I'll be Han, and we'll make some fan fiction.

• Nice.

• "No! THIS goes HERE, and THAT goes THERE."

• Fifteen, Jabba, don't push it.

• Something something Han won it from Lando in a card game (or something).

• "That's no poon..."

• This little one's not worth the effort.

• Hello, what have we here? The Emperor's coming here? You're a jittery little thing, aren't you? I never knew I had it in me. But how could they be jamming us if they don't know... if we're coming? Up a little higher! Just a little higher!

• 'At that speed are you sure you'll be able to pull out in time?' 'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?' 'Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.' 'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?' Okay, most of these aren't mine.

• I'm going in! Cover me Porkins!

• Punch it, Chewie!

• I never thought I'd be snuggling myself

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