Fan Fiction Friday: Inspector Gadget and Superman in “Doomsday Womb”

How can I possibly follow up last week’s adventure? When the stakes are high, there’s only one man I can turn to — ComicsNix, the author of the legendary Wolverine/Cyclops/Jean Grey snuff-madness “day of reckoning” and the even more legendary tender romance between Batman and Robocop.

I can’t tell you how hard it is not to run a ComicsNix story every week, because so, so great. They’re insane and dirty and written like Babelfish got drunk and just perfect. I love this kid’s work, and I don’t mean ironically. I mean I am genuinely entertained by ComicsNix’s stories, for real. I seriously hope he doesn’t mind being featured on FFF; if you’re reading this, ComicsNix, thank you. And email me — I’ll send you a TR shirt for giving us all so much joy. Seriously.

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But as to the story itself… well, it stars Inspector Gadget and Superman and is called “Doomsday Womb,” so you should have an inkling of the insanity that lies ahead. But one important note:

Hi people, new story here. This one took me two week to do, because of
the college…but it’s finally done. Hope you enjoy, it’s cannon inside
my Batman stories continuity. If you want, read the other Batman stories
to know some plot points, but it’s not totally ncessary. Enjoy!

Yep, this is very much the same universe in which Batman has been fucked by Robocop, so I do suggested reading the Batman/Robocop story first if you want to truly appreciate all of this story’s majesty. Now on with the show.

One last thing — there aren’t a lot of asides in this. This isn’t like The Other Story, where I’m too terrified to comment, but because ComicsNix’s work is so fantastic there’s nothing I can say that will be any better than what he has said. Thus, for the most part, I’ve just olded many of my favorite portions. Please enjoy.

Inspector Gadget is visiting Metropolis with Pennys and Brain.
Tthere, the CERN lab scientists are showing the new discoveries of the
Large Hadion Collapser, and the possible creation of a black hole of
minuscule dimensions.

Gadget, Penny and Brain are at the main hall
of the Metropolis Expo Center. Gagte says to Penny:

“Wowsers!
This Metro Police Expo Hall is ginormous Pennys!”

“It’s Metropolis
uncle.”

“Metropolis? Beware Penny, you can catch
Metropoliomyelitis!!!”

Penny looks down and sighs. Unlucky she
was, a snot from her nose falls on the ground, but no one sees.

After
a while looking at the magnanimous gadgets exposed at the convention, a
call is made to Inspector. I’ts Chief Quimby!

“Penny!” sayd
Gadget “looks like Inspector Gadget is always on duty!! Wait here and be
a good girl.” and Gadget to go to where chief is, a trash can outside
the expo center. Penny and Brain follows without be seeing:

“Inspector
Gadget” sayd Chief Quimby “take a look at your mission.” and Gadget
gets the paper.

“Inspetor Gadget” Gadget reads “Doctor Claw is
planning on using the LHC to generate a black hole and suck all the
money from Metropolis National Bank. You must prevent him and arrest him
too. This message will self explode.”

That’s actually a pretty good Inspector Gadget-level plan.

Gadget rubs his protestic
chin and says to the chief Quimby in the trash can:

“Ay Ay chief
Quimby!! This mission is a mission for Insppector Gandget!!” and Gadget
throws the paper on the trash can, whre Quimby was. The paper self
explodes and jerk off an eye from chief Quimby.

“Did you hear that
Brain?” asks Pennys “we must help uncle Ganget. Where could the LHC
possibly be?” and Penny thniks a bit. “Oh, it’s obvious!! If the chief
Quiby is here, the xposition is here and the scientists are here, the
LHC is here too!!!”. Brain noods in agreement and they proced to enter
the xepo center. “Brain, follow uncle Gadget, I’ll stay here with my
computer notebook waiting somethnig bad to happen.” and Brain goes
there.

Brain disguises himself with a scientist lab coat and
paranormal glasses and creeps behind Gadget. Gadget start to move
searching for clues inside trash cans, scientists lab coats, women
beauty cleavages and serpents arses. But nothing:

If anyone is still looking for FFF-inspired band names, today’s story is a fucking gold mine.

“Damn!! Looks
like Doctor Claw hid very well the LHC!!!” profanizes Gadgte. But, after
some moments, a big explosion can be heard inside the giant expo
center. Oh noes!! MAD agents are invading the place, shooting people in
the eyes and ripping off woman’s brassieres!! Goddammit!! Fast Gordget,
you must save the scientis…too late, all of them are dead, MAD’s
agents used a giant lawnmower and grinded everyone of them to dead. But,
where’s Penny? She was at the hall!!! Was she grinded to the death too?

Brain,
seeing that Inspector Gadget is oblivious to the slaugthering behind
him, jumps on the Gadget’s back and tries to turn his head to see:

“Wha???
A MAD agent?! You bastard, you are under arrest!! Go Go Gadget Dildo!!”
and a giant phallic diildo gets out of his hat, procced towards Brain’s
ass and penetrates it summarily, incapacitating the poor dog’s butt.

“Now
you MAD crook, tell me where the LHC and Doctor Claw are!!” but what
Gadget can’t see is the MAD agents taking away the giant LHC behind him
again. Those bastards!!! How cannot you respect Inspector Gadget, the
best polce man of the district?

…um, because you’re raping a dog with dildo? It’s not the sort of action that generally inspires respect.

While Gadget interrogates Brain
with his vicious anally violating methods, Doctor Claw is at his HQ in
Metropolis, a high tall skycasper, near Daily Bugle where works Loonis
Lane. With his monitor that monitors all the city, he now sees the
mighty Particle Aceelerator getting transported to his HQ by the
Metropolis highways.

“..haaah…ahah…ahaha…excellent…my dear
agents are bringing here the famous accelerator. Now I can steel the
Metropolis bank…and hum…what’s this…they are brining a visit
too..haha…hahaha.” and Doctor Claw rubs his MAD cat’s pussy head.

After
a while, the MAD agents brought the LHC, and are transporting a victim
with them. The elevator to the Doctor Claw’s room open, the two MAD
agents enter, escolting the person. They arrive at Doctor Cla’ws desk
and talk:

“Here Doctor Claw, I thnik you are going to like
somethnig extra we brought here to you!!”

Doctor Claw laughs like
MAD. He is seatting on hs chair, with his back turned to the MAD agents
and the kidnapped. Throughout a monitorr, he sees the face of the peson:

“Ah,
welcome my dear visitor…I hope you don’t thought my MAD agents
threated you mad…PENNY!!!!!”

Yes, Penny got kidnapped, and now,
is on the clutches of hte evil Doctor Claw.

“My uncle Gadget will
get you Doctor Claw, you can’t escape!!!”

“On the contrayr dear
Penny, YOU can’t escape!! And now, I can do everythnig I want with
you!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!”

Penny’s legs start to shake in despair. She
now fear for her untouched seminal underaged body. What can the
devilishly madlicious Doctor Claw do to her?

I have no idea what word ComicsNix was trying to use in place of “seminal.” Virginal? Maybe?

“MAD agents…bring
here the LHC” and they bring.

“Now MAD agents, pull down the
panties of miss Penny, let me see that beautiful uterus of her…” and
the two MAD try to pull down her pants, but Penny fights:

There’s nothing sexier than a good uterus. That why I quit my subscription to Hustler and got one to the Oxford Journal of Human Reproduction.

“No!!!!
You can’t!! Stop!!!”

“MAD agents!!” shout Doctor Claw, still
watching thru the monitor “Do it now!!” and the MAD agents tries to
force Penny’s pants down. She fights like a lioness, lika a royal eagle
of bald likeness, but it is useless. The agents are vicious, and they
manage to put down her pants. Now, only the panties remain. They put the
hand there…and Penny starts to kick them in the faces!!! Penny knock
down the two agents and start to run towards the elevator. Doctor Claw
utters:

“It’s uselles Penny, you cannot scape…” and Doctor Claw
presses a button…and a wall laser sends a shock to Penny, putting her
to sleep. Doctor Claw get up from his cahir, move to Pennys direction,
pull off her panties and says:

“Now Penny…it’s time…”

Back
to the exposition center…Lolins Lane is there, searching someone to
interview about the slaughter, but no one is there…well…only
Inpecteros Gadgte. But she can’t find him, he is at the top of the expo
still ‘interrogatin’ Brain.

After some while. Superman arrives at
the place and Lois asks him:

“Superman, a massacre happened
here…where have you been?”

“Do you want me to answer Lois?”
answer Supes blinks to her lustfully and rubbing his crotch. Lois
swallows a gob of spit and goes away searching for another one to
interview.

I don’t know what Superman is so ominously referring to, but it both terrifies me and makes me laugh out loud. I also love that Lois’ response is to not say another word and just immediately walk away.

Superman them hear a dog whinnig and flies to the top
of the building to see what happens. Brain is there on a pool of blood,
with a dildo in his ass, arfing and moaning. Gadget is seatted at his
side, resting, because the interrogatinon was harsh and he couldn’t get
satisfatory answers. Supes ask:

“What are you doing here? This dog
is nearly dead!!!”

“No…arf…I was interrogating him….he
almost talked…but I thnik there’s somethnig in his throat…when he
opens mouth…only barkerys come from it.”

“Damn, I’ll take this
poor soul to an hospital” and Supes take Brain to a hospital in the
speed of light and immediatelly returns to Gadnget. “Waht are you, a mad
man?”

Gadget stand up and waves hands:

“No no…no way…I
arrest MAD’s goons, and Doctor Claw too…but I coundl’t cuff him
yet…”

When Superman started to get angry with the shitty
chatting, a immenseful bangy rattle was heard from the street. Supes and
Gadget went to see what it was…oh my God!! It’s looks like the city
is in the middle of a hurricane!! Cars, trees, houses, people,
everythnig is getting throw away. Gadget goes on the Superman’s back and
Supes follow the path of destructuion, and they notice that everythnig
is convergindgto one spot in the street. Supes, there from the sky with
Gadget on his back goes dive down to see more closer what happens. Oh
noes!!! That dan’t be happening!!! Inspector Gadget shouts:

“PENNY!!!!!”

Yes,
it’s Penny. Everythnig in the city is getting sucked inside her vagina.
Cars, trucks, motorcycles, lampposts, buildings, everythnigs. Supes
shout from there in the sky, making strong muscles to not be sucked
inside the girls sex vortex organ:

I swear to god this so great that when I read “Everythnig in the city is getting sucked inside her vagina” I heard the Final Fantasy victory music. 

“You, Inspector Gadgetes
niece!!! What hapeened???”

From there on the street, Penny, very
freightened shout to Superman:

“Oh Superman, it’s disaster!!!
Doctor Claw injected inside my uterus a mini black hole from the LHC and
told me to go to the Metropolis Bank, so this way the black hole would
suck the money in and Doctor Claw would get it!!!!”

Superman got
shocked!!! What he is gonna do?!?!!? He don’t understands hard sciences,
he only knows how to fly!! Superman shouts to Penny:

If you don’t think I’m emailing my pals at DC right now and telling them they need to hire ComicsNix as Superman‘s next writer, you don’t understands hard sciences.

“Penny, be
right there and I’ll be back in a moment!!!” and Superman flies awya. He
decides to seek help, and goes to Gotham city. Tjere, Batman can help
him.

“Batman!!!” says Superman in the Batcave “help!!!”

“I
know the answer to your probolems Superman!!” answers Batman.

“Yeah?”

“Yes,
and there is only two ways to save Penys from this terrible disaster.
One, you throw her in the phantasm zone…”

“No, that’s out of
question!!” begs Superman utterly camrooted.

“And two” says Batman
“you must fuck her.”

“What?!?!” shouts Gadndet and Superman.

“Yes.
Superman, you probably dson’t know this but…you have more secret
powers in your body than you imagine. See…I have a sample of your
semen here in my lab…”

“Semen?” asks Superman “why do you have
my semen?”

Oh, I think we all know why.

“It’s very simple. I have collecteve every kind of
bodly fluid from your body, in an eventuallity’s case.
So…continuing...I put your semen in a can and around it, a rotating
wheel made with kryptonite. At the right speed, the field produced by
the kryptonite transmorphs your semen into anti matter bomb. If it goes
into contact with matter, it explodes.”

That is very simple.

“Hey” sasy Sypermen veyr
happy “now we can save Penny!!! Just put this rtating thing in a cannon
that spits cum and we just shoot inside her cunt!!!”

Batman nods
in disagreement:

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“It isn’t that simple Supermen, you see, the
semen only stays in anti matter form only a couple of nano seconds. No
cannon have this response time or speed at lauching projectiles…but
your penis has. It can launches cum at yotta-secondic speeds!!!”

“So
your are sayiong I must rape Penny to save Metropolis?”

Truly, this is why Batman is the world’s greatest detective.

“Exactly.”

Inspector
Gadget wasn’t really paying attention to the talks, he was really
impressed with thoase tyranossaurs bones in bats caves.

So, our
heroes go back to Metropolis to save `Penny. Batman is at a rooftop
buildind explaining to Supes what to do:

“So, Supermen, put this
spinning ring of kryptonite around your dick. Press this button to start
and the field will be generated. Then, you jerk your dick inside Pennys
vagina and jerk off. It’s simple.”

Wouldn’t be kind of hard to masturbate once he’s actually inserted his penis into Penny’s black hole vagina? Or is this one of Superman’s pre-Crisis powers that I’ve just forgotten about?

“But Batman,” asks Supes
“kryptonite makes me weak!”

“Be strong Supermen, Pennys is on your
hand!”

And boldly like a mad airplane, Superman goes to where
Pennys was. The black hole inside her was strong, but Supes fought with
justice. He attached the contraption on his dick and approached Penny:

“Penny,
I fear that I must break your viginity to save our city.”

Penny
looks Supermen seeing hope:

“Don’t be afraid Super, the black hole
already sucked in my hymen.”

And once your hymen gets sucked into a black hole, how much worse can your day really get?

And then Superman moves his penis to
penetrates Pennys vagina. But, there’s somethnig wrong…

Oh
No!!!! Superman’s penis is flaccid like an elf dick!!! What hes gonna
do?!?!

Penny see what happened and immediatly pickes he computer
notebook. There, she tries to find a solution to the predicament.

“Auperman”
says Penny “you are weak because of the kriptonite. I think I found a
solution that can make your dick solid hard rock.”

“Yes? Sayi it.”

“Well…I…I
found some strange readings when your where talking with Batman up
there on the rooftop. And my notebook computer x-ray vison could saw
thru your pants. Looks like your dick was throbing.”

“But, what
about the solution?”

“Superman, I think your know what the
solution is…”

“Yes…” and Superman lowers his head “Batman.”

Superman,
with his powerful sonic voice calls Batman to go down there. Batman
asks:

“What is it Supes?”

“Batman, I think we cannot hide
any longer what we feel for each other…this is the only way to save
the city.”

Batman slowly closes his eyes, unzips his pants and
says:

“I understand…Clark.”

World’s. Greatest. Detective.

Batman’s dick is very hard and
throbing as hell. First, Batman grope Superman’s buttocks, to see if
there’s danger:

“Superman, don’t constrict your buttocks of steel
on my dick, you can cut it off.”

“Don’t be afraid Batman…I’m
weak and defenseless.”

And then, Batman introduces his Bat Member
inside Superman’s hidebound ass. Batman let go an involuntary moan, and
get very ashamed he let that happen. But Superman liked, and his
krypotnite covered dick goes immediately hard. He then introduces it
inside Penny’s vagina. She moan’s too. Penny’s goes totally wet!!!! But
unlucky she was, the black hole sucks the lubricating fluids. Holy
shit!!! She need’s it, or elese, Superman’s penis is going to utterly
destroy her infant cunt.

But, as the royal loyal dog Brain is, he
sees her problem, and immediatly runs towards her. He them promptly
barks. Penny says:

“What is it Brain? Do you wanna help me?”

Brain
nods in agreement. Penny them, while being fucked by Superman, puts her
hands on her labia majora and streches it, to acommodate the now
licking dog’s tongue. Brain is not in the better position on the world,
because he must lick Superman’s dick too, and that’s gross for a dog to
do.

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So, Batman, while penetraculating inside Superman butt can’t
help but feel a bit dirt. He remembers that day when he shared intimacy
moments with the fellow Robocop man. “It’s like cheating on a spouse…”
sighs Batman in silence. But he knows that for his criming fighting
vigilante way of life is full of incontinencies. His own desires cannot
stay upfront and take his will to save the world away from him. Batman
is so confused. Superman and Robocop occupy a strange place inside his
heart. He can’t just let one of them dominate it. No…or else…the
life would get unbearable.

It truly was the day the two men found love.

Superman have no qualms about what is
happening, at least, not on Batman behalf. He knows that sex with a man
is no properly cheating, and Lois Lane would understand it. But what
annoys and worries him is Penny. Yes, a girl like her would turn Lois
very jealous. She must not know, but Supes can trust the blondie girl.
She is mature enough to not put her spoon inside the otherselves
realationships. And Brain is only a dog. No condeming words go out of
his barking throat.

Superman is simultaneously fucking a man, a young girl, and a dog. I would hope that Lois would get upset about the entire situation. Also, “put her spoon”? The fuck?

So, Superman rocking hard obelisk of pharaonic
properties is getting full of blood and readys itself to enjacublating
inside Penny’s tinnitous small cunt. But Supes need an incentive. While
Brain licking his dick is pleasurable enough, only the man bat can make
him cum. But who can make Batman jizz inside Superma’s steel rectum? The
guilty inside his bones are turning his dick flaccid. No…if Batman
dno’t cum now, Superman can’t cum too and the Blackhole will consume
Metropolis whole and even the world!!!

But, like a fresh flea of
hope, Inspector Gadget is here!!!! Yes, he have lust radar inside his
body, and can sense men’s sexual urges. There, from the roof, one mile
aways from the orgy to kill the black hole, Inspector Gadget unravels
his bionic dick from his crotch and procceds it towards Batman’s ass.
Inspector Gadget’s dick is mettallic, a eight inch rod of pure carnal
electricity. And, without Batman knowing it, the electric penis rod gets
inserted Batman’s nested ass!!!! The Memories from that night with
Robocop are immediatley recoved!!! And now, the bat man’s dick grows in
magnanimous proportions. The Gadget dick is similar to his bat grenade,
and Gadte fuck similarly like Robo. Now, Batman is complete, with
“Robocop” in his butt and Superman on his dick. Batman cums a glorious
juicyful dream inside his long term friend, not feeling hungry or
ashamed, because he knows deep in the heart, Robocop would approve that
act.

Superman’s dick throbbing immensely with that jolt of pure
eggwhite passion inside his bowels, and now, he spurts volcanic
cumtastic lava of antimatter inside Penny’s black hole dwelled vagina.
Penny goes all red with the pleasure contaminating her juvenille body to
be bloom sexuality. Yes, that girl experienced for the first time in
her life the true love between two man inside her and her dog’s caress
that till that moment was hidden under a coat of fur and loathing.

Brain
cums too and the semen of his animallic body covers the ground with an
antithetic jewel liquor of lust, carnal darling and sultry poultry.

Did Brain… did Brain just ejaculate a whole chicken?

With
all the anti matter cum going over the black hole, it vanishes to be no
moer than a vague memento of a perfect day fro the man covered in bats,
the cape clad super boy, the unbratty delicious girl, the sucked in
itself furred dog and the lantanic bionic cop man. Everyone of them
falls on the ground and aprecciate the moment, and laugh at ano more
failed plan of Doctor Claw.

At Doctor Cla’s HQ, he curses Gadget:

“Nest
Time Gadget, Next time!!!!! You will see!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!” and then,
Doctor Claw falls on the ground very happy, because he was jerking off
to that powerfull love scene he saw on his monitor. Yes, even evil mad
man need the pleasure only the tender loving body can offer to the eyes.

The
End