I'm sorry. I really am. But Vanessa T. sent it to me, and I watched it before I realized what horrors it contained therein; now, much like the video from The Ring, I have to make others watch this video too. It doesn't really lift any curse off me to do so, since it doesn't make me have not watched a Japanese man dance around in a sexy maid outfit for two and a half minutes, but it does make me feel somewhat better to know that other people have had to watch the same Lovecraftian nightmare, and thus are sharing my anguish.
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well of course if you think too hard on it ur brain will bleed but if you put it into the part of ur memory that associates itself with weird internet then its a good way to get back at your friends for stealing your last beer
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or so u say
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Aw, c'mon, people. He's adorable. And I'm not even gay.
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I don't know the name of the song, but it definitely sounds like something by St. Germain.
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So... this is madness...
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All I need to know is what song is playing while he is dancing, its not a bad song.. kinda catchy.
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The scariest part about this video is the bedspread. The lolita could be a lost bet, it could be a hobby, it could be a gimmick, like with Eddie Izzard (executive transvestite!). The cutesy floral pastel bedspread implies this is a lifestyle choice. It implies that when he preps for bed, he puts on curlers and lacy Victorian lingerie. And then goes to sleep. In that bed. Fuck.
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Man... it´s only 10 am in Buenos Aires and I feel like a need a serious drink.
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And the correct make-up, dance routine and colors would make this better and less frightening exactly how? You are a much better person than I, Kthrn, for your willingness to lend constructive criticism to an otherwise totally bizarre situation.
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ter·rif·ic<br> /təˈrɪfɪk/ [tuh-rif-ik]<Br> –adjective<Br> 1. extraordinarily great or intense: terrific speed.<Br> 2. extremely good; wonderful: a terrific vacation.<Br> <B>3. causing terror; terrifying.</B> <Br><P> <B>Origin: 1660–70; < Latin <i>terrificus</i> frightening, equiv. to terr(ēre) to frighten + -i- -i- + -ficus -fic</b>
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And who says our atomic weapons had no lasting effect on the Japanese people?
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Fuck...I try to defend Japan when I can, but this shit just does not help... That was disturbing.
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Watch this with the song "Brazilian Flowers". It nullifies the horror.
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Well, he's got the right figure for loli but he needs massive help on the make-up front and a stronger dancing routine. And that black doesn't do him any favors. Pastels, brother, pastels.
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That was... well... only in Japan... I'm still laughing, though.
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That's what I thought. This is a frat boy that made an extremely drunk dare. Only explanation.
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I do not care for this.
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Agreed. Not sure why it so totally horrifies everyone else.
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Follow your dream, dude. Follow your dream.
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And until now, I thought I knew what "terrific" meant...
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x100. MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
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It's not bad at all. In order to cope with the utter strangeness that is this video, my brain was focusing on the fact that he skimped out on shoes and a mini-hat, but indulged in what looked like the proper frilly bloomers. Brain go boom >_<
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it is just coordination shortened, nothing crazy.
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i shouldn't ask, because i'm pretty sure i actually dont want to know, but whats a co-ord?
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is it a bad thing the only thing i could think of when watching this was how terrible his lolita is? i mean he probably wouldn't make me want to die as much if he shoved himself into a good co-ord.
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Quite honestly, this makes me ashamed of being a woman. Not the fact that some guy dressed up as a girl, but the fact he tried to dance like one. Key word: Tried.
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............... I really, I...just nooo!
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That was the longest 2 minutes and 10 seconds of my life
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MY EYES!!
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I feel cold now...so cold...
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well that was creeptastic.
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OMG! What is this?!! My poor eyes... This is awful!
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I hate you for bringing this into my life.
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I did it, but I`m desentizised to shit like this
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I've seen this guy before---he also covers anime songs with his bass guitar. While dressed up in various costumes. I actually kinda admire him for the effort he puts into these. Doesn't make want to drink any less, but still, admirable.
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I guess she hasn't seen this. I sure she doesn't want it now.
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Oh, and he's Korean btw ;P
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You should hear him play bass. He will stand with his head just off camera so you can't tell it is a guy, do his little loli things while playing bass... and he's pretty damn good at it, too.
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My grandma called and she wants her bed spread back.
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Not awful by interweb standards, but I personally didn't find it particularly super or terrific.
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Admittedly though...none can dance quite so well..
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OK then.
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That is exactly what I thought, after I got over the initial shock.
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I have to believe that this guy just lost a bet. He gambles at very.. high.. stakes. And he lost a bet. That's all.
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Yeah I also thought this was pretty great...in a weird sort of way...I mean...it could've been a lot worse.. we all know that...
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When a co-worker came over I had to fake a half sneeze because I was crying.
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Checked out his other videos and it turns out he's quite good bass player :P
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Seconded. Once you get over the fact that some grown men act like this (which we should all know by now, this is the internet), this video isn't really that bad.
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Rob, the correct terminology for this (yes it is a 'legitimate' fashion in Japan...) is called Bro-lita. I kid you not...it was hosted at an anime convention I attended last year. May it also be noted that some men look disturbingly good in a dress....This guy...Not so much.
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This video delighted me. I want to bookmark it and watch it whenever I'm having a bad day.
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Its strange how you just can't turn it off ._.
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look, i understand what this is ... i just can't understand why? why make it, why put so much effort into it, why release it on the interweb .... why?
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Why would you want to unsee that? That totally made my day. He even finished it off with jazz hands. Priceless.
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This was amazing. Just... Wow. I love this. I love this so much.
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It was 10x worse for me - I overshot the video and had to scroll back up. I'm thinking "girl's room... decent looking legs... maid outfit... yeah I could get into th... [Record scratch] tha *FUCK*?"
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I thought he was pretty funny... a bit weird... cute even... in an awkward kinda way... ok I'll shut-up now.... :]
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I haven't watched it, but I don't think I need to. I'm gonna re-watch Doctor Horrible instead :D
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You know what Rob? Fuck you. Fuck you for putting this up, my brain is in fuckard mode thanks to this shit. I. I'm so unbelievable angry about this.
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Fuuuuuck! i can't unsee it now!
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