By Rob Bricken in
Toys, Video Games
Wednesday, May. 5 2010 @ 2:57PM
It's a new clips showing off some of Transformers: War for Cybertron's multiplayer modes. I think I've learned three things about the game; see if you agree:
1) Optimus Prime will be handling the announcements during the matches. I'd pay $60 for any game that had Peter Cullen doing the announcements.
2) There will be female 'bots. I'm assuming you can choose them in the customize your characters screen, although they might be their own class.
3) At this point, I'm pretty sure watching War for Cybertron clips is better than masturbation.
In summary, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
32 comments
Comments
Aladdin Sane said:
I guess sooner or later I'm going to have to get Xbox Live Gold eh? This looks like too much fun to miss out on.
JOE replied to Aladdin Sane:
But my bank account...she canna take any more.
DoctorSmashy replied to Aladdin Sane:
A fellow Xbox owner who doesn't have a Gold Membership?
But I thought I was the only one!
TrapJaw replied to DoctorSmashy:
*raises hand*
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No, I've never waded into "Gold" territory. I had so many encounters with unsavory shit-heels during my Gold trial period that it completely dissuaded me from signing up--despite the fact that a bunch of my buddies offered to pay for my membership if I bought a copy of Halo 3 and joined their team/guild/whatever.
DoctorSmashy replied to TrapJaw:
I've never even done the trial. Just haven't got round to it. My friends spend so much time online I'm kind of scared to try it, to be honest....
Bill Binder said:
The... Just War?
What?
Gort said:
If watching clips of War for Cybertron is better than masturbation, then what is playing the game better then?
smashpro1 replied to Gort:
Sex, naturally.
Great White Snark said:
[incessant gleeful giggling]
Brokehart replied to Great White Snark:
I'm guessing my life will be over right around, oh, June 22nd.
DoctorSmashy said:
Whereas masturbating AND watching War for Cybertron is surprisingly unfulfilling.
TheMetalSoldier said:
I had just finished showering for work, now I have to take another one.
choHIlqoq said:
Suck it,slaggin' Bayformers!
Sven replied to choHIlqoq:
Seriously, Bay should just hang his head in shame. This looks about 10,000 X more fun than his movies.
Radlum said:
I need a change of underwear...and pants.
Kyolin said:
If this game is as good as it looks I may never ever stop playing this game...
....How will I pay my bills....?
Rebelcomix said:
The day this game comes out, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna walk into Best Buy and fuck an X-Box. If there's no holes, I'll make one.
fakeassname said:
what was that "ultimate weapon" bit at the end?
that a game mode, or just a random comment that looked like a game mode?
Greymattersplat said:
Dammit...I've never been into games like Halo or Call of Duty, but this looks too bad-ass to NOT get into. I'm already a Warcraft addict, what am I gonna do? I've got to work, eat, and sleep SOME-time.
Gort said:
Eww, the "Pow! Thrust! Fap! Slurp! Splat!" headline for the Batman XXX Parody showed up instead of "Eventually, Transformers: War for Cybertron Will Be Known as 'The Just War'" on my computer for a second. I know a lot of people here are masturbating to it, but adding sound effects is just too much.
choHIlqoq said:
Get slagged.
smashpro1 said:
This was worth the change in underwear simply seeing Soundwave in action
Dork Loser said:
My faith in the Transformers franchise has been restored. I generally only do table-top gaming, but this looks beautiful.
Dino said:
Around 1:21 you can see an Arcee look a like...could this mean..?
TrapJaw said:
As to Rob's point's:
1) Agree
2) Awesome
3) Agree
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I have to say that the only way that this game could be any more awesome was if they had a "Capture The Flag" game where the flag is "The Beef" and he can only transported from base to base by vicious punts or stuffing him into the barrel of a weapon and passed off to the next Transformer, via the human cannonball treatment.
Anonymous said:
I'm sorry, but this looks WAY too much like a Michael Bay Transformers flick. You can tell the game developers were afraid that if they didn't take after the live-action movies it might not sell as well, so they made it look like something out of Bayformer movies.
Spud replied to Anonymous:
Dude, whatever you're smoking, you should just stop. Nobody needs their brain THAT fried.
Anonymous said:
UNreal tournament? TRANSFORMERS VERSION...CULLEN SAYS A LINE AND I GIZZZZZED IN MT PANTS
TrapJaw said:
Can somebody clarify something for me? My hearing is for crap at the moment thanks to a massive sinus infection, but does Megatron's voice overs sound like Hugo Weaving's version?
Esbat said:
Fembots? I get to make my own and play my own Fembot? Now I defintely have to buy a next gen console. There goes that new Transmission I been saving up for.
Rowdy said:
What Transformers 3 gives its left nut to be.
rickicker said:
godDAMMIT rob!! this is just like constantly inviting me to a strip club and continuously telling me not to touch the girls! i know the game is coming out soon, but dammit, but being such a cocktease about it is so not helping my raging desires! XD
