is offering the above Star Wars
-shaped pancake molds for not insubstantial $20 (you get all three). But what's freaking me out is the accompanying sales text:
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi Kitchen Master created
an epic breakfast to unleash the power of his Jedi Padawan. Using the
Force™, he created three nonstick steel pancake molds in honor of his
favorite galactic heroes and villains: Yoda™, Darth Vader™ and a
stormtrooper™. Our Star Wars molds couldn't be easier to use.
Just place them with their handles up on a preheated griddle then pour
in your batter. After the first side has set, remove the molds and flip
the pancakes. Serve a stack drenched in your favorite syrup - and let
the adventures begin.
I... I don't even know what to say. "A Jedi Kitchen Master"? "Unleash the power of his Jedi Padawan"? "Let the adventures begin"? Shudder
. I swear to god this is an FFF waiting to happen, and it ends with a Jedi sticking his dick in a syrup-covered short stack and fucking the hell out of some pancakes. You know, the older I get, the more I think the Sith were on to something. (Via Nerd Bastards