• I wanted Tiberius, but my friend got me Pon Farr. It's pretty amazing to have Vulcan sex in a bottle, but... it smells like flowery stuff. Not something I'll ever actually wear. Sad.

• FUCK. AND, uh, yeeeees?...actually, suddenly i feel both excited and mortified by the prospect of smelling like a bunch of banged-out alien women and shatner's sweat. X(

• I totally need to get this for my Algebra teacher. He has several Star Trek shirts which he wears to school regularly, a large poster in his room, and a background AND screensaver on his school computer. Must I say that his class is fucking awesome?

• I am both curious and terrified to know what this actually smells like. 0_o

• You too can smell like Shat! What's next, Chanel Warp 5? CK Omnicron One? Zero Gravity? Vulcan Fields?

• Haha I was planning on getting my Trekkie bestfriend a star trek shirt as a graduation present next year but I might just get him this instead xD he'll either love me for it or hate me haha I'm going to have to show this to him tmw xD anyways anybody psyched for nerd pride day tmw? ^^

• i dont know if i'm more disappointed or surprised that lucas hasnt made an eau de solo cologne. i would have to buy it. i would hate myself for it but i would have to own it. damn it george you have marketed everything else from the series to death, i want the scent of nerf herder

• this is another wrong thing about star trek wonder how much the shat got to actully okay something like that.

• I lol'd.

• ... It's so easy it MUST be a trap.

• so yes, i need this and Tiberius in my life badly!!!

• Sometimes a phaser is just a phaser...

• Holy crap. I misspelled my own name. Time to get a keyboard that doesn't interpret keystrokes as vague suggestions.

• Dammit. There was supposed to be a strike through "horse."

• I'm on a <strike>horse</strike> Orion slave girl. :-|

• More like a lame attempt at humor. Just happened to be where my eyes were resting when the pic showed up, and it caught me in just the right way and I was highly amused. It probably doesn't help that I'm all caught up at work and bored out of my skull.

• You'd get the same result by rubbing ham all over yourself.

• KAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

• It's made of bits of real Shatner, so you know it's good.

• It looked to me like some skin that had been wrinkled by having a hand raked across it. Don't sleep with much women I take it?

• i have 'Tiberius' and do be honest it is a bad-ass cologne. i get nothing but compliments on it and get to explain with nerd pride that i am wearing a nerd-scent inspired by Kirk. my line when i put it on is 'if you smell something BOLD, don't be alarmed...that's just TIBERIUS.' i will buy this

• At last... a chance with all those green women I know!

• I'm still waiting on myself to have enough money for Tiberius, which has a much less awkward name.

• So...Kirk's got a Federation emblem tattooed on his shoulder-blade, and what appears to be a vagina on his spine? Look at the model's back, between the ring and pinky fingers on the right hand of the green girl. What does that look like to you?

• 60% of the time, it works every time!

• Grimmie says this would TOTALLY get me laid. I..... am not sure this is a good thing. Love you, Grimmie!

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