By Rob Bricken in
Miscellaneous, TV
Wednesday, May. 5 2010 @ 11:31AM
There's a new, longer '60s Batman XXX porn trailer out which finally gives us a first, shockingly SFW work look at the heroes and villains. Not that the original costumes were Stan Winston quality or anything, but Vivid certainly recreated them pretty much perfectly; I'm pretty sure the dude playing the Joker actually has a mustache, just like Cesar Romero did, since he famously refused to shave it to play the role. Unfortunately, even porn star Tori Black isn't as sexy as '60s Julie Newmar -- who is, really? -- but Lexi Belle as Batgirl has brought up a lot of memories of me watching the '60s Batman as a kid in general and watching Yvonne Craig in that red wig in specific. Vivid even apparently bought or borrowed one of the surviving '60s Batmobiles, which is hilariously fantastic. That's commitment, my friends. But man, I still really hope they don't add the traditional "Pow!" sound effects to the fucking. Thanks to everyone who sent in the tip.
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JOE said:
I was scared by how much the quality matched the old show. When the Batmobile rolled out of the cave, I realized they're spending way too much on porn productions these days.
Tekkamanraiden said:
I'm very impressed with the quality so far, I actually might buy this.
Brett said:
Lol Ron Jeremy is in it too
willroyboy replied to Brett:
money down on it that he's the penguin or a fake villain "The Hedgehog"
DebtsPaid said:
wow
Lithroe said:
I really DO hope they use the traditional 'POW' effects. That would be worth it.
davelog said:
If this had existed in the 70's when I was introduced to puberty, I would have never survived to see the 80's from chronic dehydration and terminal chafing.
Sonya said:
I love how the acting looks better than it did on the original show.
...I might buy this
RobCorpseEater said:
Yeah,Vivid doesn't fuck around,so to speak.
Rebelcomix said:
An Adam West- Batman porn? yeah I'd touch m-- watch that.
Shane No AKA said:
The Joker has a Star Trek phaser?
That's attention to detail...the wrong detail, but nerd detail!
Drappelfed said:
Now what I want to know is why WB and/or Fox gave permission to Vivid to make this porn, BUT THEY STILL WON"T RELEASE THE ORIGINAL FUCKING SERIES ON DVD!!!
It looks good, though...
Greg Easton replied to Drappelfed:
They didn't give rights. But it's a 'parody' so it's a protected form under copyright law.
Schism_Schasm said:
So... You guys at ToyFare couldn't crack jokes about DC's characters on Twisted Mego Theatre, but Vivid can have Batman and Robin DP Catwoman and no suit filed? That almost literally sucks.
JOBSQUAD said:
OMG, the dude plying the Joker DOES have a mustache, that is TOO cool!
What's this?! Could this be the first time I've paid money for Porno since I was 16?!?
Tune in tomorrow to find out, same porn time, same porn channel!!
The Flash III replied to JOBSQUAD:
Where on earth did they find a porn star with a mustache?
Drakonnen said:
That looks awesome.
Tori Black in a Catwoman outfit? Sign me up!
mrm1138 replied to Drakonnen:
Indeed. That woman is just gorgeous. It's kind of funny to look back at the beginnings of pornography and see just how much more attractive the women have become since then.
Hardman said:
Yeah, yeah...it's a "parody" but it's a little too much like the source material in just about every way. The Batmobile is the exact same, aint it?
How they Hell can stuff like this get made and have them not get royally sued by DC and/or FOX (they still have rights to the 60's Bat-show, right?)?
Nicnac said:
can't wait to see Robin yell:
Holy ____ Batman!
chawkc said:
What I don't get is how, even though this is a parody, and it looks great, DC/Warner is still allowing it. In the early 90's, there was a porn parody called "Splatman" and the company that made that got sued and had to recall all the unsold copies.
Zidel333 said:
Is it wrong that every time I watch this trailer, I think The Riddler (with a ginormous package) is going to rape that woman?!?!
...dammit, I'm a big enough batnerd I'm going to buy this porno. Might as well get the hustler Star Trek ones too while I'm out. *sigh*
DameRuth said:
OMG! Ron Jeremy as the Penguin would be *perfect*! AHAHAHAHA!
Anyone else getting "Orgazmo" flashbacks?
The Flash III replied to DameRuth:
Not so fast, happypants!
The Kijen replied to DameRuth:
Ron Jeremy actually did star as the "pun-guin" who teamed up with the "poke-r" in the porn parody "The Adventures of Butt-Girl & Wonder Wench" which was an early 1990s cash grab off of the Burton Batman films.
Oh and for the record, it had 100% less production value then this did but it did find our two female leads using their hero holes and fucking the villany out of the bad guys til they collasped.
Kaeli said:
Is it just me, or does one of the girls in the animated line-up during the credits have a Superman S-shield tattoo on her hip?
Also, I have always been endlessly amused by novelty porn. I'll be snagging this one for sure.
Capsulesn'Coffee said:
I have a feeling the Jokers going to be making a few boners..
mrm1138 replied to Capsulesn'Coffee:
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Good catch!
Jamie replied to Capsulesn'Coffee:
We can only hope so.
damask said:
this is a little off topic, but...
i saw Zac and Miri Make a Porno with seth rogen and elizabeth banks. they attempt a porn parody of star wars with some clever names and outfits. they almost made an interesting porn out of it too, which is novel in itself.
i wonder if lucas had to give them the go ahead.
Samuraiter said:
Riddler: "Riddle me this, Batman! What does every man desire that rhymes with 'fine china'?"
Robin: "Not every man!"
Batman: "Robin, not now."
Super King said:
E.C. Publications?
joelcrowservo said:
Ok so...we cant have the Batman series on DVD, but we can have this. Which means I'm buying it. If this sells big, maybe WB or whoever will be convinced to release the real thing. Or not.
Edward said:
Too bad Catwoman was sexier in the original show that in that trailer. No self respecting Catwoman is going to coyly nibble on on claw like that. Lame.
demoncat said:
because fox and dc time warner if they tried to stop the thing the courts would rule the makers are exercising their free speech rights plus the thing is a parody . protected. even though no doubt dc and fox proably thought of stopping the thing. as for a dvd of the real batman tv show. neither side has come to an agreement and cleared all the things needed clearing. for the show to be on dvd. hades will be ice by the time the real batman tv show is on dvd.
Ian70 said:
I also noticed Kimberly Kane's name in the titles, which also scores additional nerd points as you can see her playing D&D along with Sasha Grey and assorted strippers on the "I Hit It With My Axe" show over on The Escapist's website.
rickicker said:
the least they can do with this one is to FINALLY have robin make out with bats to settle all those unresolved sexual tensions between ward's robin and adam's batman. XD
Gerry said:
Holy Crap Batman! These guys should just make a straight-up legit version of the series....
EXCELLENT casting, btw.
El Kabong said:
Oh shit! The Joker has a painted over white mustache just like Ceaser Romero! Now THAT'S an eye for detail!
Almighty Spock said:
20 bucks says there will be a gay scene with Batman and Robin.
