But we come here to praise Lee, not to ponder his mortality. For this list is a celebration of his work, his life and the other roles which he is so fondly remembered for -- although we've slanted it towards his nerdier roles, admittedly. So please, grab a drink and enjoy this look at Sir Christopher Lee's 10 best non-Dracula roles (you'll want the drink for entry #4).
In 1973, Christopher Lee played Lucifer in Poor Devil, a failed TV pilot that starred Sammy Davis Jr. as a recruiter working for Satan. It seems that Sammy was especially bad at his job, so in an uncharacteristic moment of kindness his boss gave him final chance to claim a soul -- namely that of gambling addict Jack Klugman. Hilarity likely ensued. The brilliant premise of having the Candy Man bumbling his way through hell every week should have earned the show at least five seasons. And yet foolish network execs still took a pass on it. Honestly, I'll admit that other than the clip above that was taken from a TV special about unsold pilots I haven't seen a second of Poor Devil (you could probably land a copy of The Day the Clown Cried easier than this thing). But come on, it's Sammy Davis Jr. yukking it up with Chris Lee. How could that possibly be anything but a milestone in either of their careers?
9) General Miguel
Christopher Lee once fought Captain America. That's easily the coolest sentence you'll read this week. It went down in the 1979 telefilm Captain America II: Death Too Soon. In the flick, Lee plays terrorist-for-hire General Miguel. When the madman decides he wants to use a rapid aging chemical substance for his own nefarious purposes, a very shitty and Evel Knievel-esque Cap steps in to save the day. Their final showdown is embedded above. It's retrotastic and appears to have a budget of $6.25. Enjoy.
8) Count Dooku
Yes, yes, the Star Wars prequels suck and Lucas raped your childhood and so forth. There's no arguing what a mess Episodes I-III are, so at least Lee's Count Dooku classed things up a bit. He made us smile as he fought Yoda and cringe as he escaped from said Jedi Master on an intergalactic jet ski. Mainly though he made us feel sorry for him and the other decent actors in the trilogy (Terrence Stamp, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, et al) whose abilities were overshadowed by wooden directing and incomprehensible plotting. At least his portrayal of Dooku had some, er, menace to it. That's a character trait that is sorely missing from Jango Fett and Emperor Frankenberry.
7) Francisco Scaramanga
Christopher Lee took his cinematic villainy to the next level when he portrayed James Bond foe/fearsome assassin Francisco Scaramanga in The Man with the Golden Gun. The film remains a high point of the Bond series largely thanks to Lee's gleefully sinister performance and a final act that proved once and for all that nothing good ever happens in a funhouse. If you enter one, a super villain is just going to fuck with you. Consider that a warning to you all.
6) Fu Manchu
Viewed from a 2010 perspective, Christopher Lee's five Fu Manchu movies are lousy with political incorrectness and offensive Asian stereotyping. So it's probably best at this point to sidestep any potential controversy and state that the real reason this role made the cut is just how incredibly cool Lee looks with that wicked moustache.